DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Here's a thought, a lot of us are hoping for him to die on stream

That’s a bit of a leap.

Edit: Nevermind, clearly I am being irrational by not wanting to see Phil literally fucking die.

 

[snort inquisition]

That’s a bit of a leap.

it doesn't need to be on stream but i'm definitely crossing my fingers for some sort of horrible accident or illness

 

[Iron Hamster]

If someone really is viewbotting and it's not Dave himself, I wish they'd go all out on the botting. A perfect opportunity would've been right after his viral tweet, he streams and sees 2,000 viewers and starts getting giddy only to eventually realize that there are still the same 10 people chatting.

74,990 bots would have been hilarious.

Does Phil not realize that this is a dig at momwife? Or, he truly doesn't give a fuck anymore?

He's done it repeatedly when shitting on retail workers as an example.

Here's a thought, a lot of us are hoping for him to die on stream, but if he does have a gout attack on stream, would any of us do anything?

His paypigs might reee about it, but I doubt they know enough about him to know where to send the ambulance., so, it leads to a very real possibility that we no good dirty detractors might be the ones to save his life, if it came to that. Even though I'd expect a 'those fucking detractors sent an ambulance to my house, so now I have huge medical bills, those trolls!'

And I didn't forget Khet existed, I just don't know if she'd be willing or able (due to whatever the fuck she's on) to help herself.

Since his wife allegedly watches his streams, I'm sure she'd jump right on it.

He's had them disabled for quite a while actually, he reenabled it specifically for the Oscars tweet.

Didn't he claim he had thick skin not a day or two before?

Wait, did any of you beautiful bastards find out the real reason he's not doing the night stream? Really doubt it's due to doing taxes, them shits literally take like a few mins to do by yourself.

@TJGamebox found a tournament where he has to grind that is believed to start today. Not taking all the time at once to 'do taxes' is where his story falls apart. Why would you break it up when it has to get done and you started?

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Wrestlemania starts on April 2nd, which is the second day when he'll "do his taxes" instead of having a late stream, I don't know if there's something similar going today.

I'd rather him just say that, id respect him more knowing he's finally went outside

 

[detractorzer0]

I thought it was cause of a car accident that burned half his face.

It wasn't his face. The fire burned his L4-L5 disc. Burned it clean off.

 

[Iron Father]

Anybody unironically hoping to see DSP die on stream is a fucking weirdo.

Not because he's a human and human lives are sacred blah blah, but seeing death happen before your own eyes is some harrowing shit.

Your life must be pretty pathetic that you'd actually want to witness that for schadenfreude lmfao.

He scams retards out of money online, he didn't rape a child or torture a dog. Calm the fuck down, check out some other cows to put things into perspective.

 

[Lazycunt]

Anybody unironically hoping to see DSP die on stream is a fucking weirdo.

Not because he's a human and human lives are sacred blah blah, but seeing death happen before your own eyes is some harrowing shit.

Your life must be pretty pathetic that you'd actually want to witness that for schadenfreude lmfao.

He scams retards out of money online, he didn't rape a child or torture a dog. Calm the fuck down, check out some other cows to put things into perspective.

Yeah but if it's on stream it's got that detached feeling to it, unlike seeing it in person.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Let me get this straight: Phil is overlevelled in Elden Ring because the game made it that way, and not Phil.

Is Phil a functional retard?

Barely functional I would say, as we've seen what happens when he lives alone and he's gotten so much worse since then.

That said, so the soul vet who beat the tree knight fucker at the beginning of the game. he played all the souls games so he knows his way around elden ring, he watched or read up on beat rahdan on his first try and is so hardcore he doesn't use summons cause he's challenging himself, so naturally he knows he can just not level, nothing is forcing him to level up.

right?

A little sus.

Noah is gametrekker doxx.

What is with tard shamus that make them think they're more clever than they actually are, coffeeboy, swaggins, the dude who like the young thai boys hookers, that one who keeps going into DDM chat looking for attention now Gametrekker (not gamebox...sorry)

Gee now why would Noah never talk in chat when GT is talking....hmm... I dunno gais this might be a tough one like why are Cark Kent and Superman not around at the same time, I mean Kent has glasses so you know can't be the same person.

Here's a thought, a lot of us are hoping for him to die on stream, but if he does have a gout attack on stream, would any of us do anything?

His paypigs might reee about it, but I doubt they know enough about him to know where to send the ambulance., so, it leads to a very real possibility that we no good dirty detractors might be the ones to save his life, if it came to that. Even though I'd expect a 'those fucking detractors sent an ambulance to my house, so now I have huge medical bills, those trolls!'

And I didn't forget Khet existed, I just don't know if she'd be willing or able (due to whatever the fuck she's on) to help herself.

I don't think he should die, I do think he's a waste of matter and a piece of shit but dying, naw. The "fun" is watching him becoming undone by his own stupid decisions and what he'll pull out of his gouty ass to cope or play the victim card.

Though it would be interesting if a detractor saved him then held it over his head or just milked it like he does. Like the burger king tweet.

speaking of...

I'm wondering now who will milk the oscar slap that pretty much everyone has moved on from? will who;s sorry and gave a DSP apology in your 50s and being a work in progress, jada who's so stunning, brave, bold and amazing cause she survived a joke, the academy who's in a DSP like whirlwind of damage control or DSP who will probably mention this at least once a month till that dies out then for the next few years every time will smith or an award show is mentioned.

Which I find funny how much he's so into "ratio-ing" a tweet with the most, ironically, common sense tweet that twitter tards liked cause blue check yet nearly every other tweet he has replies on he's the one that gets "ratio'ed".

Also doesn't he have a tax guy that he begs for money to pay?

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I am mature adult with very important business expenses!
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The sheer misery that radiates from this image gives me second hand embarrassment.

Looks like Chris Chan had a better 40th birthday in jail than you did, Phail. Just how hungover are you?

Unshaven, droopy jaw, eyes half closed, can't sit straight. My opinion is thus, your life sucks. It's not even a mixed bag.

 

[TJGamebox]

74,990 bots would have been hilarious.

He's done it repeatedly when shitting on retail workers as an example.

Since his wife allegedly watches his streams, I'm sure she'd jump right on it.

Didn't he claim he had thick skin not a day or two before?

@TJGamebox found a tournament where he has to grind that is believed to start today. Not taking all the time at once to 'do taxes' is where his story falls apart. Why would you break it up when it has to get done and you started?

Starts Friday into Sunday. May be prepping for it then playing it Saturday night. Plus wrestlemania Saturday

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

That’s a bit of a leap.

Edit: Nevermind, clearly I am being irrational by not wanting to see Phil literally fucking die.

all i want is the homeless arc. that cant happen if hes dead

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Anybody unironically hoping to see DSP die on stream is a fucking weirdo.

Not because he's a human and human lives are sacred blah blah, but seeing death happen before your own eyes is some harrowing shit.

Your life must be pretty pathetic that you'd actually want to witness that for schadenfreude lmfao.

He scams retards out of money online, he didn't rape a child or torture a dog. Calm the fuck down, check out some other cows to put things into perspective.

Agreed but you make it sound like he’s going to be decapitated by Jihadi 2 Hotty and the ISIS Bunch. He would most likely just keel over off camera. Wouldn’t be that life changing.

 

[Lord_Point]

I think the shoe grandpa made Phil regret not having kids. DSP realized he is missing out on playing with all the action dollies his parents would send his kids.

 

[Coke Zero]

Looks like Chris Chan had a better 40th birthday in jail than you did, Phail. Just how hungover are you?

Unshaven, droopy jaw, eyes half closed, can't sit straight. My opinion is thus, your life sucks. It's not even a mixed bag.

Exactly, people here are debating the prospect of phil dying but both sides are failing to see the dude is already essentially dead anyway.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I don't want DSP to die on stream, but I do want him to lose all his money or suffer some sort of injury/illness that would prevent him from playing video games for the rest of his life.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Wrestlemania starts on April 2nd

It sure would be a shame if someone spoiled it for him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Anybody unironically hoping to see DSP die on stream is a fucking weirdo.

Think of the views that video would get though. They're only trying to help.

 

[Lord_Point]

Think of the views that video would get though. They're only trying to help.

How can you ask him to die on stream?! Trolls would use that to dox phil through his obituary!

 

[Brother Wind]

I think the shoe grandpa made Phil regret not having kids. DSP realized he is missing out on playing with all the action dollies his parents would send his kids.

God, Phil would be that guy wouldn't he.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How can you ask him to die on stream?! Trolls would use that to dox phil through his obituary!

Who would turn off the stream? How long would the corpse just sit there before Youtube shut it down? So many questions,