Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

AmpleApricots said:
It'll never be not funny to me though that that crazy BPD woman basically killed him though, without much of an effort I might add. First sunk his battleship that was SA which then basically eventually killed him, because he couldn't stand to live in a world where he couldn't just waste away in a hedonistic void. Don't stick your dick into crazy even once, kids. (It's still usually really funny from a safe distance if somebody does, tho) It is especially satisfying because it has a karmic justice component you don't often get with most lolcows.
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And what makes it more funnier is that we even said from day one that this crazy broad was gonna ruin his life, and whadda know, she went and ruined his life! You didn't need a crystal ball to see how their relationship was gonna turn out. And she wasn't even that good looking, either, but I'm sure it was more that just about the sex. She told him that she was gonna make SA great again, and it reminded him of the old days, back when he was making six figures a month, not a year. Back when he had 50k goons kissing his ass non stop and a harem of curvy goonettes at his beck and call, and everything was turnin' up Milhouse!
 
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
And what makes it more funnier is that we even said from day one that this crazy broad was gonna ruin his life, and whadda know, she went and ruined his life! You didn't need a crystal ball to see how their relationship was gonna turn out. And she wasn't even that good looking, either, but I'm sure it was more that just about the sex. She told him that she was gonna make SA great again, and it reminded him of the old days, back when he was making six figures a month, not a year. Back when he had 50k goons kissing his ass non stop and a harem of curvy goonettes at his beck and call, and everything was turnin' up Milhouse!
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It's funny to me that it was the BPD woman that sunk him when his sycophants were perfectly willing to take his side when his second wife fled to a woman's shelter right before that. There's definitely a nonzero chance that Logan made up the whole thing just to spite him, but even if she did, it was pretty deserved given how he was treating his actual spouses and his children. If she did lie, it really only made his squawking outrage over it even funnier given that he'd already gotten a pass for much worse things by his ass-kissers.
 
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Probably shouldn't have killed him if you loved him so much.
 
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Sabrina said:
Oh come on, it had almost nothing to do with Logan or KF, dude literally killed himself to get out of paying child support, which is the only method that actually works. All we did was signal boost. Dude vilified himself on FB even without Logan's posting; it was really obvious what he was doing.
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if not for logan richard and ashley would still be happily married, and richard would have recovered from his spinal injuries, leading a new comedic renaissance on something awful.com the website that he still owns
 
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Sabrina said:
Oh come on, it had almost nothing to do with Logan or KF, dude literally killed himself to get out of paying child support, which is the only method that actually works. All we did was signal boost. Dude vilified himself on FB even without Logan's posting; it was really obvious what he was doing.
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KF just put discussion where goons could read and the mods couldn't censor. But her attention whoring started the sequence of events that cucked him off his own forum and made him kill himself. He would have found some other late-twenties validation-seeking egg timer to have banged, but it is unlikely he'd have found one that would have gotten him forced off the forums. Remember everyone was cool with him abandoning his wife over thanksgiving to go fuck some girl in Utah (Sorry, 3 week long business trip), it was only after he bungled the FYAD/Tranny war that all the people with their eye on power got their knives sharpened and ready.

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if not for logan richard and ashley would still be happily married, and richard would have recovered from his spinal injuries, leading a new comedic renaissance on something awful.com the website that he still owns
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100% correct. He definitely wouldn't have cheated on his failing marriage with some other BPD sloot, maybe that tranny hooker. And clearly marriage with Ashley had only made him funnier.
 
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Sabrina said:
Oh come on, it had almost nothing to do with Logan or KF, dude literally killed himself to get out of paying child support, which is the only method that actually works. All we did was signal boost. Dude vilified himself on FB even without Logan's posting; it was really obvious what he was doing.
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He was never going to pay child support anyways. He was flat broke and would never work a job. His parents would have paid for a place to stay and given him an allowance for necessities, but that's it. Lowtax shot himself because the days of $90 bagged pies and $3000 tranny hookers were over.
 
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