Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Sammich]

Not only is Putin losing, he doesn't even know about it.But we know, oh how smart we are!
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I was wondering where Ukrainian copium comes from and now I have got my answer.

I could never tell you what it's putin's head, but lemme me tell you what he's thinking.. I wish some of these journo faggots would actually grow a set of balls and call these cocksuckers out for what they are doing.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So, this war is going to be one of attrition but no one is talking about the potential 10 million Ukrainian refugees going to Europe and this means that this refugee crisis is much worse than that experienced by Europe in the 2010s. I would bet 50-60 % won't return to Ukraine and 50.000-100.000 Ukrainians will be killed in how long this war lasts.

Ukraine won't recover from this population collapse for a very, very long time.

Seeing as mail-order brides are a thing that Ukraine was known for even before the war started, people have been trying to escape Ukraine for a very long time.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Not only is Putin losing, he doesn't even know about it.But we know, oh how smart we are!

There's been plenty of dictators who ate their own propaganda and/or had upper staff too terrified to tell them the reality of the situation. This man is wasting god knows how many rubles to try (and fail) to rebuild the russian empire instead of investing it into people who actually need it like all those depressing industrial cities scattered around russia. It ain't outside the realm of reality that Putin is refusing to accept the situation for what it is, or is being fed sprinkle covered information from his own intelligence.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

The US is telling its citizens to get the fuck out of Russia... Again. Ukraine, too. Hopefully it's nothing.

I mean at this point if you're still in Ukraine as an American citizen, I think you're well aware it's risky to be there.

 

[kuuu]

So, this war is going to be one of attrition but no one is talking about the potential 10 million Ukrainian refugees going to Europe and this means that this refugee crisis is much worse than that experienced by Europe in the 2010s. I would bet 50-60 % won't return to Ukraine and 50.000-100.000 Ukrainians will be killed in how long this war lasts.

Ukraine won't recover from this population collapse for a very, very long time.

As if anybody really cares about Ukrainians. They just happen to be a bargaining chip in a much bigger conflict.
Obviously some regular people genuinely do. But I have doubts about humanitarian and monetary aid reaching it's intended destinations.

Satire on gas for rubles thing:

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

There's been plenty of dictators who ate their own propaganda and/or had upper staff too terrified to tell them the reality of the situation. This man is wasting god knows how many rubles to try (and fail) to rebuild the russian empire instead of investing it into people who actually need it like all those depressing industrial cities scattered around russia. It ain't outside the realm of reality that Putin is refusing to accept the situation for what it is, or is being fed sprinkle covered information from his own intelligence.

You'd think people would stop the "Ukraine will collapse any second now!" after we're well over a month in, NATO is still giving Ukraine a significant amount of supplies that's making it to the fronts, and Ukraine is in fact regaining territory in multiple fronts, not cities mind you, but villages and small towns, as well as suburbs.

Russia has been forced to admit it's very unlikely to take Kiev (any claims they didn't want it is pure cope and revisionist) and are now forced to focus their efforts on Donbass for their comparatively table scraps gains for a peace treaty.

 

[White_N]

As if anybody really cares about Ukrainians. They just happen to be a bargaining chip in a much bigger conflict.
Obviously some regular people genuinely do. But I have doubts about humanitarian and monetary aid reaching it's intended destinations.

Satire on gas for rubles thing:
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Putin signed a decree on the transition of EU countries to fully green energy from March 31. Gretta would be proud of him.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Alright, so I feel like I've seen enough media to fully know the differences between Russian and Ukrainian uniforms. Allow me to make a short analysis.

Russians and DPR troops wear dark or light green uniforms, with little to no camo details on them. If there are any, they are usually on their sleeves or on whatever chest protectors they're wearing.

Spoiler: examples, among many others

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Well, lah-de-dah! Check out the Belle of the ball with his fancy parasol.

What's the matter, Sergeant Scarlett O'Hara? Afraid you'll have a fainting spell if you catch too much sun?

 

[El Gordo Ramsay Sex Dwarf]

Reading about the hijinks in the Red Forest, those soldiers probably are fucked. On my trips over there, just driving past it in the minibus at 50mph made everyone's meter's go off scale. Also read they looted a radioactive sample lab, wonder if that was the Jupiter factory basement which was ankle deep in water and had some spicy stuff last time I was there, plus disassembled Pu-239 sources from industrial smoke detectors everywhere.

 

[mr.moon1488]

A couple more helicopters were shot down in Mariupol

https://twitter.com/narrative_hole/status/1509524264818393088

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Lol these niggers actually tried escaping by helicopter? That was pretty dumb.

 

[Pork Packer]

>Russia retreating from Kiev
>loads of russian vehicles getting destroyed
>Ukrainian counter attacks recapturing land (thank you for jinxing it @Cold Root Beer , Ukraine thanks you for your service)
>Siege of Chernihiv reportedly being lifted

IS RUSSIA WINNING YET?

Fraid you missed the latest fax

The goalposts now stand at "since the mighty and glorious and #based and mighty russian military has not as of yet collapsed under the weight of its own failure, corruption, and ineptitude, this proves russia is still winning and everything is going to plan"

EDIT: Also anyone else enjoy perusing the start of this thread or first week of the old thread and seeing all the predictions as to how russia had already won and kyiv was gonna fall tonight every night? Fun times.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

You'd think people would stop the "Ukraine will collapse any second now!" after we're well over a month in, NATO is still giving Ukraine a significant amount of supplies that's making it to the fronts, and Ukraine is in fact regaining territory in multiple fronts, not cities mind you, but villages and small towns, as well as suburbs.

Russia will take everything uh we were always saying they only want the three hot spots

 

[kuuu]

Hmmm....

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[immigrant32]

At the Belarusian border checkpoint, a certain Ukrainian, Vladislav Shvets, was detained, who was trying to escape to another country from the draft.


The border guards checked his phone, and it turned out that Vladislav is an Internet fighter with experience. The guy wrote threats to Russians and threw photos of corpses on social networks.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Cyber Forces of Ukraine
This untermensch held neo-Nazi(of course) views and was sending photos of soldiers' corpses to the children of Russia.

It bist thu who bist der underman.
russians have genetic defects as they are half breeds (children of incest are also mutants). russians are cattle bred to be slaves. russians are defilement of the human race. russians generate fictional ideas and justify their crimes with those fictional ideas. Russians are half breed degenerates with crooked faces.
Russian cattle must be forcibly driven into nursing homes,barracks and labor camps where
they live and end their life as they should - in the abomination of the stink, bleating grunts diseases. they know nothing but to be militarists. Bloodsucking militarists hatch from role-players (a type of schizoids), communists, imperialists,
Rodnovers, fascist patriots. The goal in life of the russian swine is to find a master, an idol . The russians are simply unevolved animals. they reject freedom.
Their language is medieval jargon. RUSSIANS do not need the head because the TV thinks for them. the goal of a Russian patriot is to humiliate other races and sell patriotic underpants, and to dream to capturing new lands and the superiority of the russian race. Only Russia has the largest number LARPERS -
lovers of fictional crap (escapism) - liers and schizophrenics. only the brain of schizophrenic can generate fictional things quickly - as quickly as the russians do. Good russian is dead russian. They lie about everything. they are envious and petty.
They brand anyone who disagrees with them as enemies. They worship mass murderers and even the church supports stalin.
The russians are fascist as the matter of fact. And they have skinheads and imperialists and communistic revanchists too.
If a russian soldier stepped on ukrainean land - he should be killed. Russians are pigs, swines. If you copy russian propaganda - you are a monkey, a religious subhuman - because you see they also like fictional thingies . Russia should be decommunised and be taught a lesson. If you feel pity when a russian pig dies - you are the enemy, a schizophrenical animal who is soaked with propaganda. Religious animals is the problem. They really like fictional things. It is the peculiarity of their brain.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

It bist thu who bist der underman.
russians have genetic defects as they are half breeds (children of incest are also mutants). russians are cattle bred to be slaves. russians are defilement of the human race. russians generate fictional ideas and justify their crimes with those fictional ideas. Russians are half breed degenerates with crooked faces.
Russian cattle must be forcibly driven into nursing homes,barracks and labor camps where
they live and end their life as they should - in the abomination of the stink, bleating grunts diseases. they know nothing but to be militarists. Bloodsucking militarists hatch from role-players (a type of schizoids), communists, imperialists,
Rodnovers, fascist patriots. The goal in life of the russian swine is to find a master, an idol . The russians are simply unevolved animals. they reject freedom.
Their language is medieval jargon. RUSSIANS do not need the head because the TV thinks for them. the goal of a Russian patriot is to humiliate other races and sell patriotic underpants, and to dream to capturing new lands and the superiority of the russian race. Only Russia has the largest number LARPERS -
lovers of fictional crap (escapism) - liers and schizophrenics. only the brain of schizophrenic can generate fictional things quickly - as quickly as the russians do. Good russian is dead russian. They lie about everything. they are envious and petty.
They brand anyone who disagrees with them as enemies. They worship mass murderers and even the church supports stalin.
The russians are fascist as the matter of fact. And they have skinheads and imperialists and communistic revanchists too.
If a russian soldier stepped on ukrainean land - he should be killed. Russians are pigs, swines. If you copy russian propaganda - you are a monkey, a religious subhuman - because you see they also like fictional thingies . Russia should be decommunised and be taught a lesson. If you feel pity when a russian pig dies - you are the enemy, a schizophrenical animal who is soaked with propaganda. Religious animals is the problem. They really like fictional things. It is the peculiarity of their brain.

nigga wut

 

[Pork Packer]

Russia will take everything uh we were always saying they only want the three hot spots

Want a cheap laugh?

threadsearch this thread and the old thread by date for posts by certain #based russiaboos and see the excuses evolve in real time

 

[White_N]

It bist thu who bist der underman.
russians have genetic defects as they are half breeds (children of incest are also mutants). russians are cattle bred to be slaves. russians are defilement of the human race. russians generate fictional ideas and justify their crimes with those fictional ideas. Russians are half breed degenerates with crooked faces.
Russian cattle must be forcibly driven into nursing homes,barracks and labor camps where
they live and end their life as they should - in the abomination of the stink, bleating grunts diseases. they know nothing but to be militarists. Bloodsucking militarists hatch from role-players (a type of schizoids), communists, imperialists,
Rodnovers, fascist patriots. The goal in life of the russian swine is to find a master, an idol . The russians are simply unevolved animals. they reject freedom.
Their language is medieval jargon. RUSSIANS do not need the head because the TV thinks for them. the goal of a Russian patriot is to humiliate other races and sell patriotic underpants, and to dream to capturing new lands and the superiority of the russian race. Only Russia has the largest number LARPERS -
lovers of fictional crap (escapism) - liers and schizophrenics. only the brain of schizophrenic can generate fictional things quickly - as quickly as the russians do. Good russian is dead russian. They lie about everything. they are envious and petty.
They brand anyone who disagrees with them as enemies. They worship mass murderers and even the church supports stalin.
The russians are fascist as the matter of fact. And they have skinheads and imperialists and communistic revanchists too.
If a russian soldier stepped on ukrainean land - he should be killed. Russians are pigs, swines. If you copy russian propaganda - you are a monkey, a religious subhuman - because you see they also like fictional thingies . Russia should be decommunised and be taught a lesson. If you feel pity when a russian pig dies - you are the enemy, a schizophrenical animal who is soaked with propaganda. Religious animals is the problem. They really like fictional things. It is the peculiarity of their brain.

Sir, this is a gossip forum where we discuss fat people.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

It bist thu who bist der underman.
russians have genetic defects as they are half breeds (children of incest are also mutants). russians are cattle bred to be slaves. russians are defilement of the human race. russians generate fictional ideas and justify their crimes with those fictional ideas. Russians are half breed degenerates with crooked faces.
Russian cattle must be forcibly driven into nursing homes,barracks and labor camps where
they live and end their life as they should - in the abomination of the stink, bleating grunts diseases. they know nothing but to be militarists. Bloodsucking militarists hatch from role-players (a type of schizoids), communists, imperialists,
Rodnovers, fascist patriots. The goal in life of the russian swine is to find a master, an idol . The russians are simply unevolved animals. they reject freedom.
Their language is medieval jargon. RUSSIANS do not need the head because the TV thinks for them. the goal of a Russian patriot is to humiliate other races and sell patriotic underpants, and to dream to capturing new lands and the superiority of the russian race. Only Russia has the largest number LARPERS -
lovers of fictional crap (escapism) - liers and schizophrenics. only the brain of schizophrenic can generate fictional things quickly - as quickly as the russians do. Good russian is dead russian. They lie about everything. they are envious and petty.
They brand anyone who disagrees with them as enemies. They worship mass murderers and even the church supports stalin.
The russians are fascist as the matter of fact. And they have skinheads and imperialists and communistic revanchists too.
If a russian soldier stepped on ukrainean land - he should be killed. Russians are pigs, swines. If you copy russian propaganda - you are a monkey, a religious subhuman - because you see they also like fictional thingies . Russia should be decommunised and be taught a lesson. If you feel pity when a russian pig dies - you are the enemy, a schizophrenical animal who is soaked with propaganda. Religious animals is the problem. They really like fictional things. It is the peculiarity of their brain.

Nigga, do you think the potato-pigs are a superior ethnic group? Hohols are undermench af and are about as white as the Jews are.

 

[Fougaro]

Reposting from the other thread:

TL;DW key takeaways for today:

• A Ukrainian counteroffensive from Nikolayev Mikolayiv to retake Kherson was attempted and failed. Mostly thanks to Russian artillery and air strikes.
• Ukrainians have been doing a decent job stalling the Russian advance for now.
• The Russians have started to change their approach in fighting the Ukrainians. They switched from tank rushing the Ukrainians Command & Conquer style into using reconnaissance to bait the Ukrainians into artillery, aircraft, missile and MLRS fire.
• Russian aircraft is now flying higher than usual hinting that the Russians may have degraded medium and long range air defense systems.
• Ukrainians have most likely been getting intel on Russian air craft from American AWACs.
• For most part the front lines have been stale in the past 48 hours.
• In the northwest of the city of Kevin, according to Pentagon estimates, the Russians have retreated around 20% of their military assets west of the Dinepr river back into Belarus while deployed some reserve units on the north eastern side.
• The Ukrainians used this opportunity for a counter-attack, yet the Russians still keep on keeping on around Anatov Air Field. In an earlier video VOR said that while the Russians tried to encircle the Ukrainians in the vicinity of Kevin, they put themselves at risk on getting encircled on their own. In other words: The northern front will depend on which side is better at the *teleports behind you*/"Nothin' personell, kid"-tactic.
• VOR doesn't as of now expect the Ukrainians to make any significant gains in the north and even expects the Russians to push back.
• Contrary to initial expectations, the Russians have increased their operations around Chernigov Chernihiv with the recon+artillery tactic.
• Ukrainians use civilian trucks to hit the Russians with anti tank weapons from the rear, more or less switching to behind enemy lines SpedOps partisan tactics. In turn, the Russian supply lines and command and control were forced to get their shit together and began to demolish Ukrainian supply and fuel depots.
• Russia has been deploying volunteer units (hopefully not Redditors) and conscripts and it seems that they intend to keep on keeping on.
• It is mostly Russian artillery that keeps felting the Ukrainians.
• Nothing new regarding Mairu/pol/'.
• A Russian attack on Nikolayev Mikolayiv and Odessa is plausible, but still in mid to far future. Worst case scenario is that if the Russians go for bigger cities it may be a repeat of Mariu/pol/'.

Shit's been pretty wild. Personally I think this has the potential to go on for months if not years in the worst case scenario. Unless the Russians somehow get a second wind and manage to blitz or alternatively devastate Ukraine until Zelinsky throws the towel like Milošević, we may or may not be looking forward for another Syria.