Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

Imagine pushing 60 years old; playing dress up and showing up to a local government office to play show and tell to talk about your little handheld radio... not the life I would want to live

This will never get old

 

[S O T P]

I don't think she's conscious enough most days to hear his ranting.

She's in a modified 'Weekend at Bernie's' mode.

Slob keeps her well-medicated and in a vegetative state so he can keep cashing her welfare checks.

Warm and breathing = cha-ching!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m actually shocked Rene hasn’t developed blood clots, deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary embolisms. Lying motionless for that many hours in a row is extremely dangerous, especially if you’re a tad on the chubby side.

 

[S O T P]

Slob's show and tell at the Board of Commissioners led to a huge influx in donations!

It's heartwarming to see the community rallying to support the entire membership of the Care Bear Patrol.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Bob's plan was to waltz in there in front of the Board and get $600 for a new radio. It should be a snap. Bob's a respected member of the community.

"Why do you need a brand new radio?" "Well, I um, I basically listen to the weather report and post it on a Facebook page. I don't own the page or run it, I just post the weather on there." "How many people are in your organization that you are the president of?" "Just me"

Bob, I know you are retarded, but how the fuck did you think this plan would work? You need $600 for a radio to report the weather on Facebook? Do you know you can get the weather report for anywhere in the world for free? I just checked, Carrolton, Ohio is mostly cloudy with a 50% chance of snow. Took me all of 5 seconds and I didn't need a $600 radio.

 

[S O T P]

Bob's plan was to waltz in there in front of the Board and get $600 for a new radio. It should be a snap. Bob's a respected member of the community.

"Why do you need a brand new radio?" "Well, I um, I basically listen to the weather report and post it on a Facebook page. I don't own the page or run it, I just post the weather on there." "How many people are in your organization that you are the president of?" "Just me"

Bob, I know you are retarded, but how the fuck did you think this plan would work? You need $600 for a radio to report the weather on Facebook? Do you know you can get the weather report for anywhere in the world for free? I just checked, Carrolton, Ohio is mostly cloudy with a 50% chance of snow. Took me all of 5 seconds and I didn't need a $600 radio.

Slob mentioned that all local law enforcement agencies will be changing to encrypted radios (as most law enforcement agencies are/have). With his old Radio Shack scanner, he won't be able to listen to their communications, take 5 minutes to get out of his recliner, 20 minutes to put on his big boy fake security clothes and hat, squeeze himself behind the wheel of the Care Bear mobile, drive 12 mph to the accident scene (hoping to cause an accident he can record on his dashcam for a LOLsuit), get in the way, do nothing, and being told to get lost.

$600, (sorry, $595. I forgot he took $5 from Rene's welfare check for the first and only contribution to his GoScamMe/buy me a new radio page) is a mere pittance to beg for pay for this valued community service.

As far his weather reports are concerned, no one is interested in what happened 3 days ago in his trailer park.

 

[Gay Mouth]

In the 18 minute county board meeting, a whopping eight and a half minutes are dedicated to professional public servants politely listening to Slob stammer and spittle vaguely about how he’s a reel wethur man who needs a new walkie talkie, gersh this one cost about $400 and it’s a piece of junk!

Problem is, he’s so offensive and bad at begging, he hasn’t got a charitable Christian handout in years. He’s been too preoccupied with jumping the gun accusing Christians of not wiping his ass and paying for his tinker toys to ever successfully panhandle. So in his almost ten minute toothless whine, he forgets to specifically ask for the money! He just lists into silence and the board moves on.

Way to go slob! You almost stole even MORE tax funded money from working society, but you were too stupid to reach out and take it!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh. Oh my.

I hadn’t watched the meeting video because I thought it would be too cringeworthy. But temptation got the best of me and holy shitballs! It’s WAY worse than I thought.

I wonder how often Bob shows up at these meetings just to babble and complain while everyone patiently waits for him to STFU. I wonder how many times he says “exspecially” [sic]. I wonder if the committee members hate him yet or if they’re still in the pity phase. I wonder how they kept from laughing out loud when Bob talked about being a “weather ambassador” and how his Facebook page is a “public service.”

But mostly I wondered what he does with all the time he has on his hands since the hackers got him to stop preaching. So I got in touch with Pajeet “The NEET” Chopra, the lieutenant of the hacking team (the captain is fighting the Russkies in his backyard in Ukraine, send thots and prayers please). Pajeet pulled the latest footage from Bob’s neighbors’ Ring doorbell cameras and sent it to the analysts at Quantico today. We should get their report by Friday. Any guesses what we’ll see? Hint: Not Bob working, doing good deeds or burning even one calorie.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder if the committee members hate him yet or if they’re still in the pity phase. I wonder how they kept from laughing out loud when Bob talked about being a “weather ambassador” and how his Facebook page is a “public service.”

Carrolton is a very small place. They know who Bob is. Maybe they go to the same church and know him as the guy who wears pajamas to the Sunday service. Maybe they recognize him as the guy who doesn't shower because the deodorant label told him he could skip a couple days. Maybe they know him from the constant calls to the police about maniacs driving 30mph in a 25 zone or random bags of aluminum cans he found on the side of the road. If I recall correctly, he also called the police when someone sent him an iTunes gift card. Maybe they heard about when he threatened to shoot the mayor a decade ago. However they know him, the fat toothless man dressed up like a fake cop is not a stranger to the town board.

What they don't see is a religious leader. A doctor. A real policeman. They see a sad fat man crying about no one caring about his super serious radio problem. They already know there is only one HAM radio operator in Carrolton and they also know CAER is a fake organization with Bob as the only member.

Bob is the village idiot and everyone knows it except him.

 

[S O T P]

Carrolton is a very small place. They know who Bob is. Maybe they go to the same church and know him as the guy who wears pajamas to the Sunday service. Maybe they recognize him as the guy who doesn't shower because the deodorant label told him he could skip a couple days. Maybe they know him from the constant calls to the police about maniacs driving 30mph in a 25 zone or random bags of aluminum cans he found on the side of the road. If I recall correctly, he also called the police when someone sent him an iTunes gift card. Maybe they heard about when he threatened to shoot the mayor a decade ago. However they know him, the fat toothless man dressed up like a fake cop is not a stranger to the town board.

What they don't see is a religious leader. A doctor. A real policeman. They see a sad fat man crying about no one caring about his super serious radio problem. They already know there is only one HAM radio operator in Carrolton and they also know CAER is a fake organization with Bob as the only member.

Bob is the village idiot and everyone knows it except him.

It's odd that in all the wretched videos Slob has made, he's never recorded himself talking to anyone on his radios. There are many videos of phone conversations with him bitching and whining and complaining about something and he's recorded himself screaming about his radios - "THESE ARE MY RADIOS, NOT YOUR RADIOS! GET IT STRAIGHT!" but he has never talked to anyone. Like everyone else, radio folks also avoid him like giardia the plague. Evidently, in addition to being widely known as the Village Idiot, he's also widely known as the Radio Idiot.

Carrolton is a very small place. They know who Bob is. Maybe they go to the same church and know him as the guy who wears pajamas to the Sunday service. Maybe they recognize him as the guy who doesn't shower because the deodorant label told him he could skip a couple days. Maybe they know him from the constant calls to the police about maniacs driving 30mph in a 25 zone or random bags of aluminum cans he found on the side of the road. If I recall correctly, he also called the police when someone sent him an iTunes gift card. Maybe they heard about when he threatened to shoot the mayor a decade ago. However they know him, the fat toothless man dressed up like a fake cop is not a stranger to the town board.

What they don't see is a religious leader. A doctor. A real policeman. They see a sad fat man crying about no one caring about his super serious radio problem. They already know there is only one HAM radio operator in Carrolton and they also know CAER is a fake organization with Bob as the only member.

Bob is the village idiot and everyone knows it except him.

Threatening to kill the former mayor probably doesn't sit well with the Board of Commissioners.

In hindsight, Slob should have told the Board of Commissioners, as he told us in a video, that he's a member of Homeland Security.

A member of Homeland Security, right here in Carrollton?

They would have given him the money for a new radio straightaway.

Opportunity missed.

 

[Yaks]

You know, moments like these almost make me feel bad for Bob in a way, then I remember what a turd he is and has been for most of his life.

From an outside perspective, knowing nothing about the man, he just sort of looks like a confused old man who wants to help his community and feel included still in some form, but is too senile to do it correctly and is past his prime. He probably could get a lot of help, if it wasn't for the fact if you spend even a modest amount of time with him you realize what kind of person he actually is deep down.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

 

[S O T P]

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Since Mr. 'Dokuminted Pruf' didn't attach any 'dokuminted pruf' or make a video showing us any 'dokuminted pruf' (like he always does, because he's saved every shred of paper since he was 11), I don't believe this pathological lying scumbag for a second.

If Slob told me the sky was blue, I'd look up to see for myself.

 

[John Carmack]

 

[crayolasword]

Don’t suppose it ever occurred to Bob that one of the commissioners actually e-mailed him.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how they kept from laughing out loud when Bob talked about being a “weather ambassador” and how his Facebook page is a “public service.”

I think every one of these minor local government things with public meetings has at least one local nutjob who shows up and tards out for a few minutes every hearing. They're what used to pass for lolcows before the Internet, along with letters to the editor and other forums for lolcows.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I think every one of these minor local government things with public meetings has at least one local nutjob who shows up and tards out for a few minutes every hearing. They're what used to pass for lolcows before the Internet, along with letters to the editor and other forums for lolcows.

Even Chris Chan has been to at least one of these things in his area.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

One of the commisioners in Bob's video, Christopher R. Modranski, is in a wheel chair.
How is it that this guy, who doesn't have use of his legs, can lead a productive life while Bob sits in a tin can with his finger up his ass.

Hey Bob, if you're such a respected member of Carroll County and have all of these followers, why don't you run for a spot on the board?

We know exactly why you won't run. Because everyone in the county knows that you're a joke.
If you ran for a spot on the board, i guarantee you wouldn't get a single vote.

Think about it, you know I'm right.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Lol they were sooooo bored listening to Bob blather on, they all just couldn’t care less about his stupid group.

 

[Toasty]

Watching him bumble on pathetically I thought to myself that he really should have written or typed out what he wanted to say. But then I remembered how awful he is at reading the simplest of texts and realized that it would have actually been worse.