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[jumboseafood]

I worked in the sweets business for some time and it's true, can confirm, and it's definitely not that weird sitcom stereotype troons describe.
Chocolate is a popular flavor, men and women and kids and seniors enjoy it. There IS a bias in demographics, women definitely like it and buy it more (this is of course discounting stuff like "i'm buying it for my husband/kids/friend", the storefront staff was very good at getting "statistics"), but it's just a popular flavor in general. When people crave random shit they are going to go for their favorite. Could be fucking strawberries instead.

So yeah, like the sleepover thing, it's just random troon bullshit and most likely a fetish thing, somehow. This one doesn't seem to come from anime/koreaboo stuff or cartoons, wondering where they got it from.

I've seen the menstruating women like chocolate thing refenced on Community in a skit. Other than that beats me where the Troons get it from.

 

[fishercat]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/tt0yv4/at_a_loss_gf_wants_to_take_birth_control/

https://archive.ph/k0pnt

Holy shit, there are actual rational responses that aren't downvoted to oblivion.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

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Didn't know if to post this here or the reddit thread but redditors are transing their cats now

Cat sperg ahead: cats can sometimes get crystals in their bladder that get stuck in their uthera and cause blockages. Left untreated this can be fatal.

Male cats are more prone to these blockages than female cats, for what are probably obvious reasons, Kiwis being both intelligent and good looking people.

The first line treatment for cats prone to crystals is switching them to distilled water to drink and because of lack of impurities in the water and canned food. If that fails and the cat continues to get crystals, the vet will amputate the entire penis to shorten the uthera. After this all vets and techs will call your male cat a female because the genitals look very, very similar after this procedure. You can correct them, but they will "misgender" him again five minutes later. (PL: speaking from experience)

All of that to say that if a Troon had this happen to their cat they would totally say their cat had srs. *eyeroll*

But the reason I'm telling you this is because a male cat without its penis and ballsack passes as female far better than any tranny ever has or ever will, no matter how "good" their amhole looks.

 

[chiobu]

Isn't trans non-binary an oxymoron? Cringe

 

[cia-log]

Holy shit, there are actual rational responses that aren't downvoted to oblivion.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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[ScooterL]

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https://archive.ph/k0pnt

He could just have a trans-vasectomy. He could identify as having a vasectomy, in spite of the vasectomy status he was randomly assigned at birth by cisnormative doctors. Problem solved.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Because the United States of America is comprised of multiple States along with a federal government. Which is a good thing because several states are now pushing back against the transgender insanity, of course troons are complaining about the former and not the latter.

Even if you accept that quite a few of the politicians are doing it for electioneering reasons, it's a pretty tame Kristallnacht so far.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Fine, they can have that one. I don't need to ask a neckbearded 5 o'clock shadow having pudgy creepy ugly deep monotone voiced "woman" whether "she" has a dick or a "pussy."

 

[Aunt Carol]

But the reason I'm telling you this is because a male cat without its penis and ballsack passes as female far better than any tranny ever has or ever will, no matter how "good" their amhole looks.

Plus cats are notably self-cleaning. I've never understood the plague of trans catgirls missing that part.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Plus cats are notably self-cleaning. I've never understood the plague of trans catgirls missing that part.

I regret that I haven't coughed up the dough to buy this react yet, so plz accept my poor woman's substitute.

 

[HissingBastard]

Stacy started a troon selfie chain for TVD. Here's his heavily filtered contribution:

Aaaaaaand, here's him from another angle:

Linebacker shoulders, visible bulge, Neanderthal brows, massive hands and feet... Yep, that's a hon.

 

[lowenergy]

Plus cats are notably self-cleaning. I've never understood the plague of trans catgirls missing that part.

Pussies are also notably self cleaning, and we know a neovagina doesn’t do that. They’re just staying consistent!

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

The creators of the most inappropriately-named dating app, "HER", are having a bit of a meltdown on Twitter at the moment: -

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They are trying to make the app safer for the creepy men that are on there trying to convince young women that they're "lesbians", including adding "improved TERF control": -

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The most upvoted replies so far are the ones pointing out the type of "women" that can be found on HER, e.g.: -

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https://nitter.net/HerSocialApp

I would archive, but every time I try and use it it says I'm position 20,000+ in the queue.

Yeah, the hoghest selected survey response is gross as fuck - “Trans-exclusionary preferences” aka “Lesbians won’t suck my girldique”.


Like you said, HER is having a meltdown. They’re blocking and replying to everyone that is questioning the new policy or roasting them.


Someone asked for clarification on what is considered “transphobic preferences”. How far-reaching will these new policies be? Will it reach a point where saying “no” to several troons gets you flagged for “transphobia”? What if a salty troon claims that your a TERF?


Basically, they are saying that the backlash against the new policies are “fake distress”.


They’re getting destroyed in the comments.




Very soon, HER will become similar to r/actuallesbians. Lesbians will leave the app as more policies are added to make it difficult to avoid troons. Then troons will complain about the app having too many troons.

Dating apps should not be implementing policies that make it more difficult to reject people or avoid interacting with people. Troons shouldn’t even be on a lesbian app in the first place.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, is rich in magnesium. Women of child-bearing age tend to be magnesium deficient. Magnesium deficiency dramatically exacerbates symptoms of PMS. Women craving or seeking out chocolate while in the luteal phase of their menstrual cycle is probably more akin to pica than uwu magic girl things. Taking a magnesium supplement is far more effective (and stabilizing, long-term) than angrily gobbling a family size Hershey’s bar over the sink at 3am in the week before Aunt Flo comes to visit. Women with particularly nasty cases of PMS, knows as PMDD, often feel suicidal during their luteal phase and can behave erratically or aggressive. This is distressing for them and their loved ones. In some women, it seems as though there may be an overlap with PMDD and autoimmune issues. Taking an allergy pill during the luteal phase seems to take the edge off for PMDD sufferers. Symptoms of PMDD can in some cases be managed with magnesium supplementation and antihistamines as-needed.

Once again, troons are aping an aspect of womanhood to which they have no right. For women, this is our fucking lives not some fetish play based on a Cathy cartoon. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

 

[cia-log]

Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, is rich in magnesium. Women of child-bearing age tend to be magnesium deficient. Magnesium deficiency dramatically exacerbates symptoms of PMS. Women craving or seeking out chocolate while in the luteal phase of their menstrual cycle is probably more akin to pica than uwu magic girl things. Taking a magnesium supplement is far more effective (and stabilizing, long-term) than angrily gobbling a family size Hershey’s bar over the sink at 3am in the week before Aunt Flo comes to visit. Women with particularly nasty cases of PMS, knows as PMDD, often feel suicidal during their luteal phase and can behave erratically or aggressive. This is distressing for them and their loved ones. In some women, it seems as though there may be an overlap with PMDD and autoimmune issues. Taking an allergy pill during the luteal phase seems to take the edge off for PMDD sufferers. Symptoms of PMDD can in some cases be managed with magnesium supplementation and antihistamines as-needed.

Once again, troons are aping an aspect of womanhood to which they have no right. For women, this is our fucking lives not some fetish play based on a Cathy cartoon. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

what, you don't have a chocolate/vibrator/lingerie routine?

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

"Sorry I'm an xx karyotype fetishist. I need that double X! Usually I'll go by external phenotype, but feel free to submit a genetic test to me if I get it wrong."

Then get super offended when they question how you can know your only attracted to XX women. How dare they question your kink.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Every time I see a TiM in this thread my brain immediately blurts out what I think is the most masculine thing on their face. It's usually "chin" or "jaw". I have no idea why they think shaving a few slivers of bone is going to fix the fact that they have a man's jaw. I know some slightly masculine looking women but none of them have a chin or jaw like a troon.

I'm pretty sure many models have sharp jawlines and such but they're still feminine looking. It actually makes me want to go full autistic and compare faces to see wtf is making my brain go "chin" and "jaw"

A statistically bizarre amount of troons of either sex have Ehler-Danlos syndrome. It's been documented. The link there is probably autism, which is comorbid with EDS seemingly more often than not.

Hormones mess with connective tissues. In particular, estrogen loosens them.

Imagine getting tilted by fucking pizza of all things. What a sad life

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I used to follow this one troon cow before he went quiet and he would always get misgendered when ordering pizza.

Pizza bros stay winnin'

 

[luigismanslave]

Yeah, the hoghest selected survey response is gross as fuck - “Trans-exclusionary preferences” aka “Lesbians won’t suck my girldique”.

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Like you said, HER is having a meltdown. They’re blocking and replying to everyone that is questioning the new policy or roasting them.

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Someone asked for clarification on what is considered “transphobic preferences”. How far-reaching will these new policies be? Will it reach a point where saying “no” to several troons gets you flagged for “transphobia”? What if a salty troon claims that your a TERF?

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Basically, they are saying that the backlash against the new policies are “fake distress”.

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They’re getting destroyed in the comments.


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Very soon, HER will become similar to r/actuallesbians. Lesbians will leave the app as more policies are added to make it difficult to avoid troons. Then troons will complain about the app having too many troons.

Dating apps should not be implementing policies that make it more difficult to reject people or avoid interacting with people. Troons shouldn’t even be on a lesbian app in the first place.

my best friend is a lesbian and complains constantly lmao. this fucked up shit isn't exclusive to HER or even just lesbian apps, these agp freaks are on every dating app, and they will be creepy and weird and rapey, and catfish you. she's come to me crying before and shown me her likes which are literally hundreds of men in dresses- it's so fucking bizarre that anyone looks at this and is like yea, this is normal, and people who don't like it should burn in hell. creepy agp fucks are probably already a huge majority on the app, and the fact that real women have to use fucking biometrics to keep them out (and have their lives ruined for it) is frankly disturbing.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

What low will they not stoop to?