Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

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Does NK not suddenly have an ICBM that is capable of reaching the US every year for the past five years? I feel like I have seen this kind of talk from every fear mongering outlet at least a few times. Sputnik is actually pretty late to this, if this is actually their first time trying to claim it.
They say they have one yes. But even it's claimed range would only put it on select parts of the west coast. Really you should only start to worry when they get even 50% reliability out of the fuckers though.
 
They say they have one yes. But even it's claimed range would only put it on select parts of the west coast. Really you should only start to worry when they get even 50% reliability out of the fuckers though.
I swear it has been this exact "missile capable of reaching the coast" thing every time. Sometimes they are actually dumb enough to believe NK propaganda that says it could reach anywhere in the US. Do I believe they are capable of producing such a missile? Sure, but I don't think they could maintain more than a few of them in launch capacity. They can't even feed their own people, their infrastructure is crumbling and their military is primarily composed of ancient and unchanging equipment, not even to mention how their military doctrine is probably identical to what it was in the Korean war.
 
A look inside the mind of NPCs concerning this issue:

I just had a brief conversation (more verbal slap fight) with my grandparents about this whole situation, and it started when my grandfather compared Zelensky to Churchill. I brought up that Ukraine is a corrupt country and that everyone hated Zelensky over the Trump phone call until this happened, and both of my grandparents started yelling at me (my grandmother couldn't even pronounce Zelensky's name right). I brought up that no one cared about Ukraine until this whole situation popped off and supporting Ukraine became the Current Thing™. I got more yelling about bombing hospitals and people dying, so I just walked away before it could get worse. I feel like I shouldn't be surprised my grandparents acted like this; they both have a raging case of TDS because they watch MSNBC all day, and my grandfather genuinely believes that George Floyd was a poor abused victim who dindu nuffin.
 
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LMAO is Ukraine actually going to win this? Russians potentially blow the fuck out?
Russia can't handle the high enemy concentration near Kyiv. They can't properly supply the forces stationed there and the sheer amount of extra force required to take Kyiv itself makes this objective not worth it. That doesn't mean the Ukrainians are gonna win this. Definitely, a decisive Ukrainian victory, however, it's clear that Russia will move these troops down south, these forces will help significantly in securing the newly captured territory. I think it's now clear that Russia is not gonna be able to pull off a total victory and we are likely to see a two-state solution. Similar to the one I posted in the original thread before the war started.
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I swear it has been this exact "missile capable of reaching the coast" thing every time. Sometimes they are actually dumb enough to believe NK propaganda that says it could reach anywhere in the US. Do I believe they are capable of producing such a missile? Sure, but I don't think they could maintain more than a few of them in launch capacity. They can't even feed their own people, their infrastructure is crumbling and their military is primarily composed of ancient and unchanging equipment, not even to mention how their military doctrine is probably identical to what it was in the Korean war.
So exactly like Russia according to Reddit then?
A look inside the mind of NPCs concerning this issue:

I just had a brief conversation (more verbal slap fight) with my grandparents about this whole situation, and it started when my grandfather compared Zelensky to Churchill. I brought up that Ukraine is a corrupt country and that everyone hated Zelensky over the Trump phone call until this happened, and both of my grandparents started yelling at me (my grandmother couldn't even pronounce Zelensky's name right). I brought up that no one cared about Ukraine until this whole situation popped off and supporting Ukraine became the Current Thing™. I got more yelling about bombing hospitals and people dying, so I just walked away before it could get worse. I feel like I shouldn't be surprised my grandparents acted like this; they both have a raging case of TDS because they watch MSNBC all day, and my grandfather genuinely believes that George Floyd was a poor abused victim who dindu nuffin.
Oh man, let me give you a hug. It is exactly like talking to my father but in reverse - he's getting his news from watching Channel One and fell for the "Ukraineans are NAHTZEES who are killing HONEST RUSSIAN PEOPLE" bit hook, line and sinker. To walk away is really the best thing you can do: family is precious, old people are old and even if you do manage to convince them it will not make them any happier. I get you, I really do.
 
Does NK not suddenly have an ICBM that is capable of reaching the US every year for the past five years? I feel like I have seen this kind of talk from every fear mongering outlet at least a few times. Sputnik is actually pretty late to this, if this is actually their first time trying to claim it.
My theory that I just pulled out of my ass is that Kimmy greatly misunderstands the concept of continental drift and keeps adjusting for distance inflation every so often.
 
The hohols […] can go fuck themselves with a rusty pipe studded with naaaaiiiiilllllls wielded by Russia.
I do not consent to this!
The hohols also caused my one and only spirit of choice, Russian vodka, to become unavailable

Sorry nigger, I'm a whiskey lover.

>whiskey
>not bourbon

Thant's not very patriotic of you since there is no whiskey more American than bourbon. I bet you can't even hold your liquor.
Ladies ladies, I come negotiate peace: you’re both wrong and true German beer, fresh from the fatherland, is the best drink in this situation!
 
So exactly like Russia according to Reddit then?
You don't even need western propaganda to see how bad NK is though, their own attempts at promoting themselves make them look stupid. I can't find it right now but there's a clip where they show how well respected soldiers get these shiny ass AKs they are expected to actually take with them in battle. Literally COD gun skins but you're supposed to be able to practically use them.
 
Does NK not suddenly have an ICBM that is capable of reaching the US every year for the past five years? I feel like I have seen this kind of talk from every fear mongering outlet at least a few times. Sputnik is actually pretty late to this, if this is actually their first time trying to claim it.
It is not that they don't have nukes, it is just that anti-nuke defence has evolved drastically, and right now, Korea, while having nukes, has about 92% certainty that they will not hit their mark.
Aside from the war, I fucking love how Kim keeps firing missile after missile ever since this shit began. He's so desperate for attention lol
Don't be hard on Kim. The guy just wanted to see fireworks. Now that I think about it, Kim is like Kadyrov without funding.
 
A look inside the mind of NPCs concerning this issue:

I just had a brief conversation (more verbal slap fight) with my grandparents about this whole situation, and it started when my grandfather compared Zelensky to Churchill. I brought up that Ukraine is a corrupt country and that everyone hated Zelensky over the Trump phone call until this happened, and both of my grandparents started yelling at me (my grandmother couldn't even pronounce Zelensky's name right). I brought up that no one cared about Ukraine until this whole situation popped off and supporting Ukraine became the Current Thing™. I got more yelling about bombing hospitals and people dying, so I just walked away before it could get worse. I feel like I shouldn't be surprised my grandparents acted like this; they both have a raging case of TDS because they watch MSNBC all day, and my grandfather genuinely believes that George Floyd was a poor abused victim who dindu nuffin.
It's pretty much the same thing on the other side. Boomers mostly just believe whatever their preferred big jew TV network tells them to believe and all of them are just repeating anything Ukraine claims as fact.
 
I swear it has been this exact "missile capable of reaching the coast" thing every time. Sometimes they are actually dumb enough to believe NK propaganda that says it could reach anywhere in the US. Do I believe they are capable of producing such a missile? Sure, but I don't think they could maintain more than a few of them in launch capacity. They can't even feed their own people, their infrastructure is crumbling and their military is primarily composed of ancient and unchanging equipment, not even to mention how their military doctrine is probably identical to what it was in the Korean war.
The bigger risk is probably the mid range ones that would be easier to make and maintain, they could easily hit Japan. Here's the thing though, even a shit icbm is still an icbm. You really don't wanna gamble on the chance it gets through. Well, considering it would hit the west coast, maybe you actually do.
 
A look inside the mind of NPCs concerning this issue:

I just had a brief conversation (more verbal slap fight) with my grandparents about this whole situation, and it started when my grandfather compared Zelensky to Churchill. I brought up that Ukraine is a corrupt country and that everyone hated Zelensky over the Trump phone call until this happened, and both of my grandparents started yelling at me (my grandmother couldn't even pronounce Zelensky's name right). I brought up that no one cared about Ukraine until this whole situation popped off and supporting Ukraine became the Current Thing™. I got more yelling about bombing hospitals and people dying, so I just walked away before it could get worse. I feel like I shouldn't be surprised my grandparents acted like this; they both have a raging case of TDS because they watch MSNBC all day, and my grandfather genuinely believes that George Floyd was a poor abused victim who dindu nuffin.
Your grandparents whooped your ass is what happened
 
You don't even need western propaganda to see how bad NK is though, their own attempts at promoting themselves make them look stupid. I can't find it right now but there's a clip where they show how well respected soldiers get these shiny ass AKs they are expected to actually take with them in battle. Literally COD gun skins but you're supposed to be able to practically use them.
May I introduce you to a similar genre of hilarity that I hold near and dear to my heart, that being the Ghana military exhibitions?


 
I swear it has been this exact "missile capable of reaching the coast" thing every time. Sometimes they are actually dumb enough to believe NK propaganda that says it could reach anywhere in the US. Do I believe they are capable of producing such a missile? Sure, but I don't think they could maintain more than a few of them in launch capacity. They can't even feed their own people, their infrastructure is crumbling and their military is primarily composed of ancient and unchanging equipment, not even to mention how their military doctrine is probably identical to what it was in the Korean war.
This missile -200 Azov
 

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