DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

I think the shoe grandpa made Phil regret not having kids. DSP realized he is missing out on playing with all the action dollies his parents would send his kids.

I don't think so. Remember on the flight back to Washington from scamming his mom because "muh taxes, dood!", the screaming baby on the flight and how Phil said that "baby wouldn't shut the fuck up.". Honestly, Phil is WAY too selfish of a person to want Little Phillip Jr or Pamela screaming at 2AM, hogging all the attention, wanting food that belongs to HIM, and taking time away from "work" to spend time with them.

Also, what if some mentally ill asshole finds out where they went to school! Think of the horror! Sure, Tevin is going to come up to Renton and laugh at Pamela or Phil Jr. because their father fapped on stream!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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He needs to shave off his hair and just accept he's going bald. There is no shame in going bald anyway, most men have to deal with it. The only shame is in how you decide to deal with it.
He should either shave his head, or go the Asmongold route. This hairstyle he's getting makes him look like a right tard. So I do hope he continues.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Yeah I think thats a good take. The story did kind of just peter out without any real point. Which may just be gin brain in action, but he did start out describing the grandfather like he was the antagonist of the story.

As always with Phil "real life stories™" you can usually find the origins in some 80's-90's movie or TV show.

This hairstyle he thinks he's getting makes him look like a right tard. So I do hope he continues.

Look the part, be the part.

 

[Ortsnay]

*chef's kiss*

 

[TurdFondler]

Every week has a WWE Champions event. Saturday is the start of WrestleMania.

Oh man dude's about to be hit with a special tax assessment, a double-charged water bill, a 10% upcharge on electricity and a broken washing machine all in the same week. Gonna need lots of money for stuff behind the scenes.

 

[Watamelon]

Hey, Phil.

You're 40 years old and your tweet was the first -and probably last- time you got some kind of attention.

There's 2D animals interviewing Jared Leto to promote a movie. So much for your begacy

 

[Anal birth]

Hey, Phil.

You're 40 years old and your tweet was the first -and probably last- time you got some kind of attention.

There's 2D animals interviewing Jared Leto to promote a movie. So much for your begacy

You're forgetting the ProJared tweet you mentally ill morahn. He even dedicated an entire "debunking" stream to that one.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hey, Phil.

You're 40 years old and your tweet was the first -and probably last- time you got some kind of attention.

There's 2D animals interviewing Jared Leto to promote a movie. So much for your begacy

You're forgetting the ProJared tweet you mentally ill morahn. He even dedicated an entire "debunking" stream to that one.

Phil's Twitter went viral! Several hundred people saw it! He's white hot popular now! He's unstoppable!

Oh, wait. A single one out of a dozen reuploads of his fap stream got almost a million views.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Let's play "guess the custom home madebig boy birthday cake made by Khet"

 

[Agent Proper]

Let's play "guess the custom home madebig boy birthday cake made by Khet"
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8 for the gimmick alone. Personally I would like 6.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Let's play "guess the custom home madebig boy birthday cake made by Khet"
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[TurdFondler]

Number 9, most robust and flavorful price

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

Found this vid from awhile back with only a few views. Very underrated

https://youtu.be/ih7J1kgxOGs

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

A 2D demon also interviewed Robert Pattinson for a movie.

Also, since I clearly remember Phil clout chasing by liking a Calliope Mori tweet (for some fucked up reason) I feel this is most relevant here.

I feel like Phil could improve his day off old man rants immensely by presenting them in the form of a diss track, as seen here.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Let's play "guess the custom home madebig boy birthday cake made by Khet"
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I just realized the reason he's so desperate to convince us that his cake wasn't super dry and calling it moist over and over was most likely because of the brand name.

Also I'm pretty sure Calliope knows exactly who dsp is and would make fun of him if she was allowed to. Gotta stay in character, though.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

A 2D demon also interviewed Robert Pattinson for a movie.

Also, since I clearly remember Phil clout chasing by liking a Calliope Mori tweet (for some fucked up reason) I feel this is most relevant here.

I feel like Phil could improve his day off old man rants immensely by presenting them in the form of a diss track, as seen here.

The closest Phil could ever get to making a diss track is finding a pig who knows how to use audacity to splice together a bunch of voice clips from 9 year old playthroughs.

 

[Iron Hamster]

there's no baking going on there

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I just realized the reason he's so desperate to convince us that his cake wasn't super dry and calling it moist over and over was most likely because of the brand name.

Also I'm pretty sure Calliope knows exactly who dsp is and would make fun of him if she was allowed to. Gotta stay in character, though.

That entire track was part of an ongoing April Fool's thing where her male counterpart, Calvin, releases his "mix tape." In that particular track he bitches about getting a chicken sandwich with too much sauce on it. If that isn't a dig at Dave then it's a huge fucking coincidence.

 

[metis]

Comment under yesterdays Daily Wrap video. He really cares about moderating those comments, huh? According to him, he views this comment as positive and insightful, and quite frankly, I agree completely.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

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Comment under yesterdays Daily Wrap video. He really cares about moderating those comments, huh? According to him, he views this comment as positive and insightful, and quite frankly, I agree completely.

It's like his Twitter, Dave can claim he has no free time to do anything yet he has all the time in the world to read replies and QRTs on his timeline, determine whether they're tahxic or not, and block. There's gonna be some comments that slip through the cracks but I honestly don't doubt he goes through some effort in curating comments, but only for protecting his own ego.