Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

IT'S BLEAK HOUSE BUT IT'S IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE AND IT GOES ON FOR NINE HUNDRED AND TWELVE PAGES!

I should note I don't think Bleak House is anywhere within Fatty's levels of literacy.

Bleak House is number 54 on Goodreads' List of Most Difficult Novels Piggy's brain would explode from trying to read the preface. It's an interesting list. It looks as if many readers have confused tedious with difficult. No matter. Piggy could not read any of them, although he may identify with the narrator Benjy Compson in "The Sound and the Fury".

Piggy's reading level is somewhere above "Baby's First Coloring Book" and below an issue of Highlights magazine. Trying to read "Green Eggs and Ham" or "Where the Wild Things Are" would just confuse and anger him. He would self-soothe by eating an entire box of Fruit Loops. He self-soothes like that a lot. The proof: He's fat.

Spoiler: Piggy's Nemesis The Lizard King

Here's the original Lizard King from D&D in case anyone was curious.

In place of human sacrifice I'm certain it would accept some of Piggy's special Pepperoni.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Here's the module the illustration is from! He's some kind of lizard lich Skeletor if I recall correctly.

Rick is morbidly obese with a nice pair of D cups.

 

[Mr Moonface]

We must learn from Star Trek, child.



ACAB, child.



More oinking about Trump:



Four of Pat's close friends have been outed as pedophiles, two are rotting in prison for trying to have sex with children, and one is a registered sex offender who went to prison for sodomizing an eight year old.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

We must learn from Star Trek, child.

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ACAB, child.

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More oinking about Trump:

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Four of Pat's close friends have been outed as pedophiles, two are rotting in prison for trying to have sex with children, and one is a registered sex offender who went to prison for sodomizing an eight year old.

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So his definition of a "better" platform is one in which he can state his opinions and people who contradict them are banned/blocked/hidden. Sounds like the perfect place to have a dialogue.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

We must learn from Star Trek, child.

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ACAB, child.

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More oinking about Trump:

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Four of Pat's close friends have been outed as pedophiles, two are rotting in prison for trying to have sex with children, and one is a registered sex offender who went to prison for sodomizing an eight year old.

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Even by Fat's standards this last batch of tweets was disgustingly obnoxious.

 

[AnOminous]

Four of Pat's close friends have been outed as pedophiles, two are rotting in prison for trying to have sex with children, and one is a registered sex offender who went to prison for sodomizing an eight year old.

I'm sure this is completely coincidental and has nothing to do with the SFWA squandering member dues on frivolous lawsuits against people criticizing Rick for his conduct. Why would they want to defend pedophiles and their associates? I'm sure that whole Marion Zimmer Bradley and Walter Breen thing implicated absolutely nobody.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He also asked a dumb question. The answer is actually yes. And I'm not even going to cut slack for it being 2005 because even then it was common knowledge. Using quantum entanglement or superposition for the distribution of cryptographic keys or even theoretically unbreakable one-time pads has sort of been the Holy Grail of cryptography for a while, because quantum computing (for different reasons) threatens to break existing crypto at some indeterminate future date.

Still lmao qaunmt cmoupitgn. Dyslexic fat faggot.

If I'm not mistaken, Fat Ricky is asking about what I've heard called a quantum telegraph where theoretically you'd quantum entangle a bunch of atoms and than unentangle them as a means of instant communication, violating the speed of light. This actually doesn't work because while the information (appears to) move faster than light, the information moved is totally random so can't be used to communication.

I won't blame him for asking that since back then it was harder to get good explanations for the shit you'd read in pop science about quantum entanglement or whatever. I WILL blame him for being a fattening day drinking faggot on the path to even greater homosexuality.

Edited: Is 'LOLfirm' a thing?

Yes, like the Landau Group full of alcoholic lawyers with plenty of DUIs who love cases involving people being called mean names on the internet.

 

[Associate Rick]

Bleak House is number 54 on Goodreads' List of Most Difficult Novels Piggy's brain would explode from trying to read the preface. It's an interesting list. It looks as if many readers have confused tedious with difficult. No matter. Piggy could not read any of them, although he may identify with the narrator Benjy Compson in "The Sound and the Fury".

Piggy's reading level is somewhere above "Baby's First Coloring Book" and below an issue of Highlights magazine. Trying to read "Green Eggs and Ham" or "Where the Wild Things Are" would just confuse and anger him. He would self-soothe by eating an entire box of Fruit Loops. He self-soothes like that a lot. The proof: He's fat.

Spoiler: Piggy's Nemesis The Lizard King

Here's the original Lizard King from D&D in case anyone was curious.
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In place of human sacrifice I'm certain it would accept some of Piggy's special Pepperoni.

What the hell is up with that list, Animal Farm no 85, how the fuck is that a difficult book. A clockwork orange no. 26, only really takes a few pages to get the rhythm of the language and it's really short, Trainspotting no 84 is literally just written in a Scottish accent, Dracula is no 68, again, been a few years since I read it but how is that difficult? Most of it seems like people read the first few pages and just gave up, Crime and Punishment is no 7, I read the Constance Garnett translation of that and there was quite a few reviews saying it was more difficult than the more modern translations and it was still fine, apart from the obvious ones like Ulysses I wonder if this is mostly just people that grew up on the likes of Harry Potter getting a shock when they finally try to read a different book.

 

[AnOminous]

This actually doesn't work because while the information (appears to) move faster than light, the information moved is totally random so can't be used to communication.

That's why it works for a one-time pad. Precisely because it contains no actual information.

 

[Rekkington]

Four of Pat's close friends have been outed as pedophiles, two are rotting in prison for trying to have sex with children, and one is a registered sex offender who went to prison for sodomizing an eight year old.

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I like how all of these Warhawk Shitlibs assume teen pregnancy is all because of old men raping. They are trying to bury the lead of "Liberal states are overflowing with abortions and STDs, and by the way we are trying to legalize murdering born babies in California" and trying to just autocomplete it as Conservatives are just rapists.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

What the hell is up with that list, Animal Farm no 85, how the fuck is that a difficult book. A clockwork orange no. 26, only really takes a few pages to get the rhythm of the language and it's really short, Trainspotting no 84 is literally just written in a Scottish accent, Dracula is no 68, again, been a few years since I read it but how is that difficult? Most of it seems like people read the first few pages and just gave up, Crime and Punishment is no 7, I read the Constance Garnett translation of that and there was quite a few reviews saying it was more difficult than the more modern translations and it was still fine, apart from the obvious ones like Ulysses I wonder if this is mostly just people that grew up on the likes of Harry Potter getting a shock when they finally try to read a different book.

By difficult do they mean the subject matter? Surely it doesn’t mean the ease of reading, on a website devoted to reading books, what are they, 10?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bleak House is number 54 on Goodreads' List of Most Difficult Novels Piggy's brain would explode from trying to read the preface. It's an interesting list. It looks as if many readers have confused tedious with difficult. No matter. Piggy could not read any of them, although he may identify with the narrator Benjy Compson in "The Sound and the Fury".

Piggy's reading level is somewhere above "Baby's First Coloring Book" and below an issue of Highlights magazine. Trying to read "Green Eggs and Ham" or "Where the Wild Things Are" would just confuse and anger him. He would self-soothe by eating an entire box of Fruit Loops. He self-soothes like that a lot. The proof: He's fat.

Spoiler: Piggy's Nemesis The Lizard King

Here's the original Lizard King from D&D in case anyone was curious.
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In place of human sacrifice I'm certain it would accept some of Piggy's special Pepperoni.

I clicked on that link expecting Finnegan's Wake to be at the top. I was correct, but Ulysses was number one while Finnegan's Wake is second. Who knew that a fart fetishist could write so well? To keep it on topic, Fat couldn't read any of the books on that list because he is dumb. He is also fat and associates himself with pedophiles.

 

[artilleryfroth]

that would make some sense then. I know he is just after dox but I didn't know how google would be able to provide it.
btw if you guys need expert legal advice mr. brinton resto's firm launched last month! just marvel at the confidence he projects:
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he's the man who can "probably" get the job done! and he won't even charge you hourly! what a deal!

Late and gay, but what Fat’s ex-lawyer is actually saying here is that he WILL charge you by the hour, but that he no longer has a managing partner standing over him insisting that he must record X number of billable hours a day (meaning that to save his own skin, he will have to overbill people’s files). It’s pretty common for junior lawyers to be given a billable hours performance requirement that is ridiculous considering how much work they have to do can’t be legally billed.

Fat’s ex-lawyer is very close to admitting that he deliberately overcharged SFWA under duress.

 

[Rekkington]

By difficult do they mean the subject matter? Surely it doesn’t mean the ease of reading, on a website devoted to reading books, what are they, 10?

If you're good at reading you're probably not spending your time on websites talking about reading. It's like music forums and how they're dominated by dweebs who just discovered the genre and are all excited and need recommendations.

 

[NotFatChild]

What the hell is up with that list, Animal Farm no 85, how the fuck is that a difficult book.

what. I read that as a kid and I thought it was pretty simple.

pigs = commies
commies = bad

 

[artilleryfroth]

what. I read that as a kid and I thought it was pretty simple.

pigs = commies
commies = bad

I know, right? Maybe it’s difficult for wannabe commies to read. Maybe it doesn’t make them feel validated.

Also, Crime and Punishment? Catch 22? I had both of those as assigned readings before I was 12 years old. Who writes these lists?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think one of his most pathetic qualities is that he’s completely incapable of being funny, even when he’s trying to in his writing or stand up, or in his witty twitter remarks. I’ve never, once, seen him say anything funny.

Just because he’s a lolcow I genuinely dislike as a human, I could still notice if he was funny occasionally, but he’s utterly devoid of humour. It’s staggering.

I've lost count of the number of times I've been browsing the thread, laughing at Fatrick shoops and people impersonating his gay lispy threats, then I'll see a screenshot of actual Patrick trying to be funny and all the joy is instantly stolen from my heart.

He is the living manifestation of Rich Evans' 'nonmedy' theory.

It’s a terrible idea full stop. He has no creativity. His books are all “this thing in space!”

The twist to his shitty Tiny Tim book is gonna be the ghosts that visited Scrooge were actually aliens and Tim is going to go into space to meet them. I guarantee it.

 

[instythot]

I've lost count of the number of times I've been browsing the thread, laughing at Fatrick shoops and people impersonating his gay lispy threats, then I'll see a screenshot of actual Patrick trying to be funny and all the joy is instantly stolen from my heart.

He is the living manifestation of Rich Evans' 'nonmedy' theory.

The twist to his shitty Tiny Tim book is gonna be the ghosts that visited Scrooge were actually aliens and Tim is going to go into space to meet them. I guarantee it.

The unexpected twist to his tiny Tim story is going to be him actually finishing it and somehow getting it published

At this point, why doesn't he write under a pseudonym? The Tomlinson brand is pretty unrepairable

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Few things illustrate what a thin-skinned faggot with zero self awareness Patrick Sean Tomlinson is quite like how he reacts to people correcting his writing errors compared to how he does it to others:

"Pssst I don't care" https://archive.fo/nhSPN


You are noT in a posiTion to correct me, liTTle one


"grammar nazi"


Redditors calling people "dear" "honey" "sweetie" sound like a bunch of faggy robots

oh, doesn't it, Pat? let's see ↓

"Pedant merit badge" https://archive.fo/05gwS


And here's just a tiny sample of the times Fatrick points out people's mistakes to discredit them, because momma Raven's little special boy gets to have different rules than the ones he invents for others who don't claim to be writers:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Few things illustrate what a thin-skinned faggot with zero self awareness Patrick Sean Tomlinson is quite like how he reacts to people correcting his writing errors compared to how he does it to others:

"Pssst I don't care" https://archive.fo/nhSPN
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You are noT in a posiTion to correct me, liTTle one
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"grammar nazi"
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Redditors calling people "dear" "honey" "sweetie" sound like a bunch of faggy robots
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oh, doesn't it, Pat? let's see ↓

"Pedant merit badge" https://archive.fo/05gwS
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And here's just a tiny sample of the times Fatrick points out people's mistakes to discredit them, because momma Raven's little special boy gets to have different rules than the ones he invents for others who don't claim to be writers:
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And this is why he is a writer who needs welfare to live