DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mask_de_SMITH]

DSP is going to watch Down the Rabbit Hole

Wake me when he's desperate enough to try to debunk a Tevin video.Timestamps:0:00 the buy in3:00 the membership problem5:50 trolls won't let him make members...

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Phil making a reaction to his Down the Rabbit Hole video as a member's goal is absolutely pants-on-head retarded, and I've no idea why Phil thinks this is a good idea.

1. What's the point? What has been said about Phil in Down the Rabbit Hole that hasn't been said already?
   
   
2. This will just be like the "debunking" stream where DSP will just say that nothing was true; it's all lies, and then he'll use that opportunity to add a little and by that I mean a fuck ton of revisionist history and make shit up on the spot with the hopes that people will believe him. What Phil doesn't understand is that he's a chronic liar, and no one takes a chronic liar at their word. Phil will just get blown the fuck out.
   
   
3. This is clearly just Phil's attempt to try to feed off of Fredrick Knudsen's channel for a quick buck. Phil has been forced to leech off of others like a fucking parasite, and I don't know where, but I vaguely recall Phil railing about that when it came to detractors. Guess it's only okay when he does it,
   
   
4. So Phil is willing to make himself look like a fucking idiot if his paypigs hit the member's goal. Here's a better idea, Dave: why the fuck don't you do the multiplayer stream? That way you can give fans exactly what they want while also making money during the stream. Feeding Knudsen's channel for quick views makes you look like the very detractors who apparently do that to you. You're 40 years old Phil, and you're actually willing to shred away the last few nanoangstrums of your dignity and devolve into a reaction channel. What a fucking hypocrite.

"I'm not like those other YouTube shills you react to shit for money."

Good to see that didn't last long. DeSPerate, indeed...

 

[LolCowCentral]

I love how everyone assumes he will hit the members goal anyway for the DTRH rebuttal. Unless Clark dent bails him out it's hopeless.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I love how everyone assumes he will hit the members goal anyway for the DTRH rebuttal. Unless Clark dent bails him out it's hopeless.

Well it'll only cost like what? $200? To make those 50 odd true and honest new members, so Clark Dent might as well put on the gimp suit and do what his daddy want's of him.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

How convenient that Phil is choosing to deboonk a video from almost five years ago. Something "he's never done before?" Nope. Something "everyone is asking him to do?" Nope. Something "out of his comfort zone?" Nope.

 

[PieceofShet]

How convenient that Phil is choosing to deboonk a video from almost five years ago. Something "he's never done before?" Nope. Something "everyone is asking him to do?" Nope. Something "out of his comfort zone?" Nope.

Yea, its just really outdated. What was the worst thing in that video? DSP begs? Bad at games? What about the bank leak, wwechampions, new maid, slapping 11yo girl just to mention a few.
The drgnkiller tweet debunk was a hundred times better, had more juice stuff in it.

Also, he could have just record his initial reaction and release it if they hit the goal, but he does everything the retarded way. When you fail at simply doing a reaction video (watch something for the first time and record it), you are a fukin retarded.

 

[Lazycunt]

What was with this rambling lasagne talk he literally has no fucking clue what he is talking about, he spends 4 dollars for a can of tomato's..... he really is a dumb and spends 10 minutes talking about lasagne when the question was could you make it for under 30 dollars ,Great bait.
He can't even follow a recipe I bet he fucks up.
Boils the pasta .....phill you dont boil the lasagne sheets you fucking moron, have a fucking clue about something you dumb cunt instead of acting like you know how to make it after just saying you have never made it.
Not putting up with trolling lol

Pork fat for the sauce ... what the fuck is he on about ?


You want fun silly marathon come to my birthday bash by myself with deflated balloons and dry cake and give me money while I try to suppress the urge to rock back and forth.

Big new membership goal is watching someone else's content ...... phill that's not really fucking transformative watching someone's entire video while adding no original thoughts

400 members
Majority of them socks

Magazine and a handbag strange combo
He says weird fucking things without thinking about how it makes him look.

Phill once again just because you enjoy something does not mean your viewers have to enjoy it and tip you.

His sauce last him months and months x to doubt, he throws it away after using one tiny amount of it, down the toilet specifically.

Also once again 4 dollars for a can of tomato's in America
Even in Australia a can of that shit is 2 dollars

Phill complaining about people complaing peak irony when all he does is complain and bitch.

Fuck me I should stop watching his bullshit

 

[actually]

Boils the pasta .....phill you dont boil the lasagne sheets you fucking moron, have a fucking clue about something you dumb cunt instead of acting like you know how to make it after just saying you have never made it.

Unless you have no-boil lasagna sheets (don't use these), you definitely boil them. As for whether it can be done for under $30....fuck yeah, it better be able to be.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What was with this rambling lasagne talk he literally has no fucking clue what he is talking about, he spends 4 dollars for a can of tomato's..... he really is a dumb and spends 10 minutes talking about lasagne when the question was could you make it for under 30 dollars ,Great bait.
He can't even follow a recipe I bet he fucks up.
Boils the pasta .....phill you dont boil the lasagne sheets you fucking moron, have a fucking clue about something you dumb cunt instead of acting like you know how to make it after just saying you have never made it.
Not putting up with trolling lol

Pork fat for the sauce ... what the fuck is he on about ?


You want fun silly marathon come to my birthday bash by myself with deflated balloons and dry cake and give me money while I try to suppress the urge to rock back and forth.

Big new membership goal is watching someone else's content ...... phill that's not really fucking transformative watching someone's entire video while adding no original thoughts

400 members
Majority of them socks

Magazine and a handbag strange combo
He says weird fucking things without thinking about how it makes him look.

Phill once again just because you enjoy something does not mean your viewers have to enjoy it and tip you.

His sauce last him months and months x yo doubt

Also once again 4 dollars for a can of tomato's in America
Even in Australia a can of that shit is 2 dollars

Phill complaining about people complaing peak irony when all he does is complain and bitch.

Fuck me I should stop watching his bullshit

Phil also buys vegetables and on the day he buys them, he cuts them all up in preparation for the week.

Then he proceeds to make meals that contain no vegetables. On other days he just orders Door Dash.

At the end of the week he throws all the vegetables away.

Then he begs for money to buy more vegetables.

At the same time he brags how he is smarter than businesses like Sony who are just throwing away money.

 

[Lazycunt]

Unless you have no-boil lasagna sheets (don't use these), you definitely boil them. As for whether it can be done for under $30....fuck yeah, it better be able to be.

Yeah of course it's just phill like to pay more than he has to for some reason he think more money taste better, no phill cook better taste better .

I swear last time I made it I didn't boil it, I was very high though, so maybe I did and just forgot or I had no boil sheets. I don't know it tasted fine when I was sober the next day so fuck knows.

I am a dumb cunt sometimes not just a lazy cunt

Edit

Phill really fucking said he's not unhealthy but he's worried about his health, gout is self inflicted and he's going to debunk down the rabbit hole I missed that bit
He also said he didn't take his videos seriously until it was to late to take it seriously...he's fucking blaming people hating him for him being unable to change and put effort in but he's changed.


PHILL think about your lies you dumb ass
You make it to easy now

Party horn rant I missed this compares it to playstation and phills party shop story makes him look like a retard, getting pummelled by balloons are these balloons a puzzle boss in real life sent by the detractor God.

Finally saw the shoe store story
He wasn't eavesdropping but paying 100% attention to them, he needs to stop these fake stories about random people he watches while he goes out in public minding his own buisness.
And if there is truth in this story he's a nosy fucking judging cunt.
Fucking actually got me matti because he's talking about this shit in so much detail after just saying he wasn't paying attention
Pointless story with no fucking meaning
he's laughing at the end of this fake shit

Also the bank fraud talk .... was that the whole point of this story to make himself a victim



If the world could be powered by his contradictions we would have a limitless supply forever

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Just to reiterate that Phil received separate $25 tips yesterday and today on his day stream.
The tip stipulated that it was to support the Kirby playthrough and asked him not to add it to the tips goal.
This is one of the few times that Phil has enthusiastically done something he was asked because he loves hiding money.

Phil opened tonight and has not put $50 on the board for the Kirby playthrough and is begging as though he is starting from $0.
That's not defensible. That's a scam.

EDIT: And Trekker drops $50. His fans should be punishing him for this, not rewarding him.
He says this almost matches the earlier stream. Flat lie.

Wanted to point out that at the start of the stream Slayer twice tagged Phil asking about the $50 counting to tonight's stream goal. Phil conveniently ignored him. Then after Slayer tagged him a third message—talking about his progress in Elden Ring—Phil promptly answered, patronizing him and feigning interest in that really gross way he does.

Then, later in the stream, I saw a couple non-member, non-whale chatters asking about it and Phil quickly banned them both.

Phil's a piece of shit. Slayer is a lonely cuck that knows his place. Gametrekker is literally the most depressing whale I've ever encountered in the vortex. All is right in the world.

 

[actually]

Yeah of course it's just phill like to pay more than he has to for some reason he think more money taste better, no phill cook better taste better .

I swear last time I made it I didn't boil it, I was very high though, so maybe I did and just forgot or I had no boil sheets. I don't know it tasted fine when I was sober the next day so fuck knows.

I am a dumb cunt sometimes not just a lazy cunt

I tried the no-boil one before, and the idea was that they're supposed to soften up enough while the lasagna cooks. In my case, they decidedly did not, but it may be that they did for yours.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Wanted to point out that at the start of the stream Slayer twice tagged Phil asking about the $50 counting to tonight's stream goal. Phil conveniently ignored him. Then after Slayer tagged him a third message—talking about his progress in Elden Ring—Phil promptly answered, patronizing him and feigning interest in that really gross way he does.

Then, later in the stream, I saw a couple non-member, non-whale chatters asking about it and Phil quickly banned them both.

I shouldn't be surprised, but it's alarming the lengths that he is going to in order to suppress $50. He's trying to just build a culture where you are absolutely not allowed to ask about money under any circumstances, just trust Phil's word at all times.

And all it would have meant was that he would have worn a vest tonight instead of not wearing a vest. But it's more important to lie and build that fear.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I hope Phil hits his goal and does a reaction to the Down the Rabbit Hole video.

Maybe this will give Fredrick a kick in the pants to make an updated video on Phil's antics.

 

[Elescondido]

Yea, its just really outdated. What was the worst thing in that video? DSP begs? Bad at games? What about the bank leak, wwechampions, new maid, slapping 11yo girl just to mention a few.
The drgnkiller tweet debunk was a hundred times better, had more juice stuff in it.

Also, he could have just record his initial reaction and release it if they hit the goal, but he does everything the retarded way. When you fail at simply doing a reaction video (watch something for the first time and record it), you are a fukin retarded.

pretty sure he doesnt even mention the begging, the video is that tame

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So I guess for those people who were anticipating Phil to piggyback off his "ratioed" Oscar tweet for another debunk stream, they were halfway right, except even compared to the ProJared debunk stream that happened back in May 2019, he covered topics mentioned by Drgnkiller that some of which happened post down the rabbit hole (the slapping the eleven year old girl incident springs to mind, also even though it's not mentioned, back in 2018 was when he said his parents were getting very sickly and could die, funny how that works hey Phil).

So he is basically going over very old already established ground in terms of what "younger phil" encapsulates. Basically, expect him to say his usual sorts of excuses like "that didn't happen", "I was a different person back then", "they take snippets of truth and twist them to make it sound bad" etc, even though this argument doesn't hold any water when the documentary is literally just a piece by piece timeline of his own clips with some of Fredrick's narration filing the gaps in the story.

If he does somehow manage to reach the members goal, then it would be slightly funny I guess considering how much of a snooze fest he's been putting up recently and watching his retcons/debunks are amusing, because we can pull up past clips saying twelve different fucking things compared to what he just said at the time, detractors will have a field day, and this would also annoy him.

Also we know that he just can't escape the drama vortex that easily and has to come back to it to fill the dead air in his shitty streams, so if his members growth ends up just flatlining at some point, he might even reduce the goal in small increments in order to reach it, it would be a big blow to his ego thinking that his grand debunk idea worked wonders, but I think he would let it slide this one time if it came to that.

 

[LieLieFyre]

The DTRH video on Phil is babys first DSP video. Thats the only reason he chose that one. It's the safest and most clean version of Phil lore.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I will have a watch of many of the Detractors coverage of his DTRH, and I won't be amazed nor surprised, because as always Phil will offer zero claims to back up what Frederick reported on, because that's Phil in a nutshell, low effort, max profit khantent

I will come back to give a take but to me, nothing changes, because Phil admitting anything that was right is just a wrong move, he wants to lie and lie further to extend the scam

To be honest, I watched Frederick's masterpiece well after watching the YT'ers shitting on him and the Rabbit Hole only professionally details Phil's exploits without showing any hate or favor, he even has a moral disclaimer that Phil is a case in point of being a TIHYD do things either online or in person at gaming competitions, although Phil has less and less given himself asspats for the 4th place, the beggacy is still worth updating now that bankruptcy and the flip flop from one platform to another

Again, Big Ups to all those Kiwis on YT and on here to keep me sane, although it seems like Phil wants to change, it won't ever happen and I'm still riding the bus

Happy Weekends d00ds

 

[Poo Twister]

Gaytrekker if you're reading this, I can't wait for you to start self harming when you break the pignosis and realise how much money you spazzed away on the diseased scrotum. I'll be reading the obituaries homie. You aren't the first, you won't be the last.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

So Phil's business saving idea this time around is a reaction video? The one thing he's consistently shit on and said isn't "meaningful content"?

 

[Lando Griffin]

he should realize he'd make more money by feeding the trolls and being a clown