Surgery 12/17/2015 - Phil Lies About Imaginary Doctor, Fabricates Surgery That Will Never Happen

[Melkor]

Just got off the phone then and she told me Phil is basically blacklisted by all the reputable reassignment doctors in Cali now. She convinced her boss to send out an email that had links and info about Phil along with some screen caps of stuff he's posted on Facebook to EVERY person in his business address book. Long story short: Phil is now considered a risk so no one in California will consider performing surgery on him.

Aside from all she said he's be calling a specific clinic who has been leading him along. She's going to make sure his appointment in Feb next year "magically" disappears before then though.

Got off the phone with who, though? I'm a little lost, forgive me.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

CHRISTINE SMASH!!!!

There it is, Phil!

There's your preview of Hell!

Are you ready for it, Phil?!

Are you ready for THAT to fig your tatertots clean off?!

 

[Krieger]

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That's not entirely true. My hard-ons are strictly for scientific abominations and insults about Italians with bad hygiene. That he qualifies for both is proof positive that the universe really wants mad science to dissect Ahuyiva for intensive study.

 

[Ruin]

I wonder what makes Taters think he will actually get to have a police escort and half the city shut down to clear the roads? Cannot tell if truly delusional or just lame trolling.

He thinks we're literally Cipher. Or at least FOXHOUND.

 

[Picklemaker]

we are literally the only source of attention for him to desperately suck off. without us he might have to own up to the horrifying reality of his life.

That's the gorgeous and elegant irony. Phil is as much our pet as CWC; favorite cows whose lives revolve around unthinkingly feeding their own faces and being milked by us farmers. It's a perverted symbiotic relationship of self-absorption and horrified fascination.
"Chris, the only Sonichu 'fans' are the trolls. Your entire fanbase is trolls, and trolls are your entire fanbase."

EDIT:

He thinks we're literally Cipher. Or at least FOXHOUND.

Well, functionally it's not far from the truth. We just need moar and less :autism:

Spoiler: Indulgent Philosophical Spergery

Simply by observing them, we alter who they are; no need for weenery. We react to them reacting to us react to them... and all in the most passive ways possible. The act of observing them has altered how they behave, while their observation of us has altered them further still. A Heisenberg-ian paradox of sorts. We don't have to DO anything but confirm we read Phil's posts to set off a chain reaction. We read his post, we discuss it, he reads our posts, he reacts to them by posting more... and a feedback loop of paranoid delusion is created without any actual action on anyone's part.
Fascinating. brb, off to write fractal equations and stim a bit. :autism:

I also think we give Hooves a reason to exist. I theorize he'd be either brooding quietly in a basement somewhere or shelter-hopping between jail stays by now if he didn't have us, the living embodiment of worldwide WhitCisHetCapitaloStatistNeuroNormative conspiracy, to justify and define his identity through righteous opposition. Every hero needs a villain to justify their existence and give their fight meaning: a jihadi without an infidel is just a middle eastern ghetto rat who can't rap, an SJW without Muh Patriarchy is just a fugly bitch with no social skills, and La Patata without Kiwi Farms is just a sad fat antisocial white guy who throws temper tantrums because 'tism.

 

[Jaimas]

Just got off the phone then and she told me Phil is basically blacklisted by all the reputable reassignment doctors in Cali now. She convinced her boss to send out an email that had links and info about Phil along with some screen caps of stuff he's posted on Facebook to EVERY person in his business address book. Long story short: Phil is now considered a risk so no one in California will consider performing surgery on him.

Aside from all she said he's be calling a specific clinic who has been leading him along. She's going to make sure his appointment in Feb next year "magically" disappears before then though.

You do the forum proud, Kiwi Citizen.

 

[Positron]

They should castrate him like a pig, or a goat. Just rip 'em off.

The Sami Reindeer castration is even easier. No equipment needed, and he'd be left with enough testosterone for him to "focus his attention on eating and growing huge".

 

[Psycho]

Maybe he should get one of his Australatina doctors to do the surgery in Australatina. After all, that crack Australatina military could do a hell of a job keeping gamergaters and kiwi farms out of the whole damn country, right?

 

[Dain Bramage]

Knowing what I do about Taters, he may get desperate enough to just snap a tight rubber band around the base of his junk and let it literally rot off from blood deprivation.

But I wouldn't want to put any ideas into the dimwit's big fat empty head, now would I?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

The Sami Reindeer castration is even easier. No equipment needed, and he'd be left with enough testoerone for him to "focuse his attention on eating and growing huge".

Rarely have I seen a link I was less inclined to click, but I suddenly have a vague notion of why tumblr felt the need to defend the Sami's honor when Frozen came out.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Knowing what I do about Taters, he may get desperate enough to just snap a tight rubber band around the base of his junk and let it literally rot off from blood deprivation.

But I wouldn't want to put any ideas into the dimwit's big fat empty head, now would I?

Nah, bull testicle style castration has been brought up numerous times. He's done jack shit.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

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I like the idea of having a security detail in case we find out which hospital this alleged operation is supposed to go down.

It'd be really tough to narrow it down to the only hospital in the state of California that has a conspicuous motorcade heading towards it.

 

[KingQueen]

I love that absolutely nothing inspires Phil to get off his ass except jealous spite. It's endearing.

Clearly, his Surgeon works at El Hospital in the San Francisco reclaimed from the white man by Australatina.

 

[Micheal Scarn]

I love that absolutely nothing inspires Phil to get off his ass except jealous spite. It's endearing.

It's the holiday spirit.

 

[Krieger]

It's the holiday spirit.

He might need something with a higher alcohol proof.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Let's all try as hard as we might to pretend that Taters will actually get his nad-clipping operation done. Let's pretend that he will get his special police motorcade (despite his glee in hearing about cops getting killed), AND he gets the operation done by an actual doctor instead of some back-alley quack, and he's allowed to recuperate in a hospital room that's more like a 4-star hotel suite with concierge and room service 24/7. All on the taxpayer's dollar.

Do you think he would ever show the slightest crumb of gratitude? Or the tiniest bit of remorse for all the horrible things he's said about the police or CIS white males?

 

[GetShrekt]

Just got off the phone then and she told me Phil is basically blacklisted by all the reputable reassignment doctors in Cali now. She convinced her boss to send out an email that had links and info about Phil along with some screen caps of stuff he's posted on Facebook to EVERY person in his business address book. Long story short: Phil is now considered a risk so no one in California will consider performing surgery on him.

Aside from all she said he's be calling a specific clinic who has been leading him along. She's going to make sure his appointment in Feb next year "magically" disappears before then though.

Phil's treating this like it's the holy grail of womanhood. No more misgendering, no more transmisogyny; just go chop-chop and he'll be recognized as the woman he's always wanted to be and nobody will be able to legitimately question him ever again.

Fat boy needs to wake up and recognize that while he may "identify" as a woman and his friends may honor that, the rest of society won't honor that. Nobody's going to see him as anything but an unwashed fat hobo in leather and bondage gear with obvious health problems, not even if the balls are inert. Society only knows what it sees and what it hears; we do not have ESP.

Also, just who is this she you're talking about, @Cuntster ?

 

[Adamska]

Phil's treating this like it's the holy grail of womanhood. No more misgendering, no more transmisogyny; just go chop-chop and he'll be recognized as the woman he's always wanted to be and nobody will be able to legitimately question him ever again.

Fat boy needs to wake up and recognize that while he may "identify" as a woman and his friends may honor that, the rest of society won't honor that. Nobody's going to see him as anything but an unwashed fat hobo in leather and bondage gear with obvious health problems, not even if the balls are inert. Society only knows what it sees and what it hears; we do not have ESP.

Also, just who is this she you're talking about, @Cuntster ?

Eh, even if he did it, he'd just become a Eunuch, which means that he's still basically a man culturally, just one that historically was more trusted around women by rulers since no balls = low sex drive.

 

[AnOminous]

Eh, even if he did it, he'd just become a Eunuch, which means that he's still basically a man culturally, just one that historically was more trusted around women by rulers since no balls = low sex drive.

Actually, it just prevented knocking them up. Some Roman noblewomen, for instance, used eunuchs for sexual purposes for this convenience.

 

[2al]

I know powerleveling is frowned upon here, but really? I'll be at the hospital protesting? I don't think so and here's why:

Spoiler: This has to eat you up, Phil

And you will never feel this because you are not transgender, you are not stably housed or even mentally or emotionally stable, and I would not have sex with you.

I hope I made his tiny potato brain explode.

Was the reference to a certain forum meme deliberate?