DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[blahblahblah678]

So Phil's business saving idea this time around is a reaction video? The one thing he's consistently shit on and said isn't "meaningful content"?

Phil’s the same faggot who has done retrospective marathons as a membership reward. Guess what that is? Nothing but self wanking reactionary content for hours on end.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Yea, its just really outdated. What was the worst thing in that video? DSP begs? Bad at games? What about the bank leak, wwechampions, new maid, slapping 11yo girl just to mention a few.

The worst thing in that video, as far as DSP is concerned, is PandaLee lore. The man covers his eyes when he sees a female on screen in a video game, y'know like a matchoor ahdult does, so I think he will either skip past those parts, ignore them and act like the screen is blank or jusy say it's all lies. Best case scenario, the fucking pigtard actually gets emotional on camera at seeing the one female who genuinely cared for him and showed him unconditional love. That would be absolitely epic. I am also hoping maybe he finally spergs out and starts badmouthing her, causing her to respond after all these years.

I hope Phil hits his goal and does a reaction to the Down the Rabbit Hole video.

Why would you ever hope that? I hope that when he tells his paypigs to make a bunch of alt memberships, they finally snap and leave en masse. The only difference is that your dream will probably come true, unlike mine.

So Phil's business saving idea this time around is a reaction video? The one thing he's consistently shit on and said isn't "meaningful content"?

Yes. But just remember that he's "keeping it real" dood.

he should realize he'd make more money by feeding the trolls and being a clown

Not sure how well that would work out. The trolls are engaged because of how toxic he is and how his ego tries to mask everything. Long term, people would get bored.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

So he finally accepted that his gameplay is secondary and drama pays his bills. All the pahsitive bullshit he always preaching was just that. Bullshit. As far as his "debunking" a 5 year old video... All he's gonna do is say "THAT WAS THE OLD ME. I CHANGED" and skip past the Leanna parts. If trolls or fans want to give him $250 (4.99 x 50 because I believe he needs 50 more members to hit 400) for that, you're an idiot.

 

[Corpun]

I'd find it funny if Fredrik approved of this because he has a new DSP video cooking, he probably doesn't though.

It's a shame this stream will be worthless because it will be another debunk stream where he throws out the same old excuses for everything. The thing I'm more interested in is the fact he claims to like it now. Maybe he is being honest, doubtful, probably a lie though. If nothing kisses his ass about him it is bad content.

It might make a good detractor Bingo game though. I do want to see how he worms his way out of the Pandalee stuff.

 

[strandedcastaway]

If Phil watches the Pandalee stuff and gives a real reaction to it other than "I was an immature kid then" or "She was an immature kid then", well, that will be one more real reaction than he's given anytime recently. But while a lot of the more angry or hateful things he did with other people were in the past, as he's turned into a gacha-addicted shut-in, most of his sleazier, scammier actions are in the past few years. He won't touch any videos that show proof of those things. Doesn't have the balls and knows he can't disprove them.

 

[PieceofShet]

If Phil watches the Pandalee stuff and gives a real reaction to it other than "I was an immature kid then" or "She was an immature kid then", well, that will be one more real reaction than he's given anytime recently. But while a lot of the more angry or hateful things he did with other people were in the past, as he's turned into a gacha-addicted shut-in, most of his sleazier, scammier actions are in the past few years. He won't touch any videos that show proof of those things. Doesn't have the balls and knows he can't disprove them.

He will skip leanna part saying its to protect her.

 

[SilverReaper]

So he finally accepted that his gameplay is secondary and drama pays his bills. All the pahsitive bullshit he always preaching was just that. Bullshit. As far as his "debunking" a 5 year old video... All he's gonna do is say "THAT WAS THE OLD ME. I CHANGED" and skip past the Leanna parts. If trolls or fans want to give him $250 (4.99 x 50 because I believe he needs 50 more members to hit 400) for that, you're an idiot.

It's 3.99$ for the lowest membership he offers actually. Also, didn't he say he didn't care about memberships and that he wont bother with them anymore? One month later and he's doing the debunk stream pt. 2 for more members. Never stop being a hypocrite Philippe.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

As for whether it can be done for under $30....fuck yeah, it better be able to be.

Well I can see that somebody isn't a true Eyetalian, that's not how that works. Mo money mo quality.

Wanted to point out that at the start of the stream Slayer twice tagged Phil asking about the $50 counting to tonight's stream goal. Phil conveniently ignored him. Then after Slayer tagged him a third message—talking about his progress in Elden Ring—Phil promptly answered, patronizing him and feigning interest in that really gross way he does.

Slayer is a sad sad lonely person that has latched onto Phil for some odd reason.
Memoryholing that $50 was a scumfuck move but I don't really think any of us it that surprised by it.

I tried the no-boil one before, and the idea was that they're supposed to soften up enough while the lasagna cooks. In my case, they decidedly did not, but it may be that they did for yours.

Well living in not Eyetaly I'm used to the no-boil plates and they do just fine if you follow the recipe. It might no result in a robust, flavorful and authentic lasagne but it will work just fine.

So Phil's business saving idea this time around is a reaction video? The one thing he's consistently shit on and said isn't "meaningful content"?

Desperation thy name is Phil Burnell

Not sure how well that would work out. The trolls are engaged because of how toxic he is and how his ego tries to mask everything. Long term, people would get bored.

Trolls want authentic toxic and ranting Phil and Phil is the worlds worst actor/liar.

So if he tried to lean into being a ranging manbaby for $$ I agree the trolls will get bored quickly.

He should do a Perry and debase himself for money, but that would require Phil to put his ego in check and Phil is simply not able to do that.

 

[Somecatchyname]

He should do a Perry and debase himself for money, but that would require Phil to put his ego in check and Phil is simply not able to do that.

If wearing this and begging disabled people and children for money isn't already debasing yourself I don't know what is.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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If wearing this and begging disabled people and children for money isn't already debasing yourself I don't know what is.

100% correct, but the "funny" bit is that I'm not sure Phil saw it that way.

It's been a while since I watched this disaster but didn't his mood take a sharp downturn during this? And he gets pissy today if you bring up this costume and want him to wear the hat.

This went from "look at me gais I'm in a zany and funny gaymer costume" to if you keep bringing it up I'll ban you.

What I suggest is going full Perry and put on whatever costume the trolls want, perform whatever act they want (within safety reasons so no minecraft) and let trolls DoorDash food to his condo and he has to taste it.

 

[Corpun]

He will skip leanna part saying its to protect her.

Probably. Remember the It's The Guy clip? He only muted everyone and left when someone brought Leanna up.

He is really weak when it comes to her and I think even he knows how much of a asshole he was to her.

 

[Pargon]

I hope Phil hits his goal and does a reaction to the Down the Rabbit Hole video.

Maybe this will give Fredrick a kick in the pants to make an updated video on Phil's antics.

He will. This is the smartest thing he’s done in a long time. Ironic fans will donate because it’ll be an extended drama segment which for some reason many people want to see him do despite it functionally being exactly what his streams always are: him speaking into a void and banning any voice which speaks back. This will work and he will make several hundred dollars from it.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Gametrekker is literally the most depressing whale I've ever encountered in the vortex.

What makes him more depressing than OnlyIcedCuck and Fagginz?

 

[architects]

Dude needs 45 new members…no shot. Mass sock account or trolls becoming members is the only way. But, I do love that Mr. Non Drama is FULLY embracing the drama. Desperate times we live in.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

What makes him more depressing than OnlyIcedCuck and Fagginz?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...il-burnell-main-thread-2.105216/post-11530313

 

[Broomer]

The ItsAGundam vid is my personal fav but it's a bit dated now too. Maybe Knudsen can swap it out at the last minute.

My fav. would be "Steve of the Dead", most of them, as he's not detracting in anger, he's doing it in regards to psyche, that shit can't be waved away with "tinfoil hat, doodz" in the same way "he's clearly playing WWE champions" can...

There's of course a reason he picked DTRH, it's safe and tame, it has nothing remotely current (bank leaks, panda, bankrupcy and so on) meaning those that weren't fans back then (like Zoya, Jayde and such) will trust Dave's claims.

If Phil had a pair of balls big enough to at least defy gravity, he should go hardcore into a James/Suprcrzy video as one is an A-log and the other goes off in assorted rants that makes "See how much hate they have? ack ack ack" a plausible denial method for the dented ones. (he doesn't dare as there may still, even with those spergs, be questions that rattles the minds of his fans...)

Edit: grafi...garvi...GRAVITY, it's a really hard word to spell, sound good? OK!

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

he should realize he'd make more money by feeding the trolls and being a clown

Feeding us seems a little Gay even for Phil's closeted style...

But power to him being much more of a laughable fuck

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Hey Phil how about you react to a single a @Piece of Peace Month in Review video you fat pussy
I mean shit if detractors are so easy to deboonk you could set up an interview with one. But you won’t do that will you?

 

[Corpun]

I swear he wears the same MLB shirt everytime he mentions Twitch. It's like he artistically labels his shirts for certain rants/streams and the orange MLB one is the designated rant about Twitch removing me unfairly for no reason one

It's 3.99$ for the lowest membership he offers actually. Also, didn't he say he didn't care about memberships and that he wont bother with them anymore? One month later and he's doing the debunk stream pt. 2 for more members. Never stop being a hypocrite Philippe.

He is also confounded still as to why he can't get more members and blames youtube as always.

It's amazing how much he goes out of his way to act like playing games with members is a hard thing to do. It's 2022, all you need to do is set up a private lobby, join a server as friends on you console of choice, or anything else. He is so paranoid about playing with other people.

It's that or he artistically thinks everyone needs to play at once because he can't be assed to have people join or leave when they want.

I'm sure it's just that the trahhlz will literally throw money at him to ask him how the gout is though.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Hey Phil how about you react to a single a @Piece of Peace Month in Review video you fat pussy
I mean shit if detractors are so easy to deboonk you could set up an interview with one. But you won’t do that will you?

If not Piece of Piece, go for his mortal enemy that is Almighty Tevin. But he's too muchof a pussy to debunk Tevin.