Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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Gator shared this screenshot of a conversation with Alice where she says Pantsu told her that Ralph got beat up in Portugal by a PIMP because he punched an underaged prostitute.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No the story about the pimp is fake. Ralph got beat up by underaged prostitutes

 

[InwardsStink]

It really says something about a man's character if he can't pay cash for pussy and not get beat up for it. All you had to do was pay (LMAO, PAY) get your handjob and leave. Something gives me the idea he wasn't happy with what the bottom dollar would get him with hookers and decided to enter forceful negotiations, he just didn't realize that the hookers had more force than him.

 

[thismanlies]

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Gator shared this screenshot of a conversation with Alice where she says Pantsu told her that Ralph got beat up in Portugal by a PIMP because he punched an underaged prostitute.

That would explain the visceral nature of that beating. But I don’t know if I’d trust Alice based on the fact that she’s fucking Alice. I guess I’ll have to wait for Pantsu and Gunt to break up to confirm it.

 

[Slightly Worthless]

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Gator shared this screenshot of a conversation with Alice where she says Pantsu told her that Ralph got beat up in Portugal by a PIMP because he punched an underaged prostitute.

1. Someone guessed this exact scenario in this thread. Fucking hell. I'll try to find it.

2. The first line of that screenshot implies that Ralph didn't rape Alice (assuming they're taking about *that night*)

3. May knows that Ralph punched an underage girl and stayed with him. Fuck her, seriously.

 

[JustStopDude]

1. Someone guessed this exact scenario in this thread. Fucking hell. I'll try to find it.

2. The first line of that screenshot implies that Ralph didn't rape Alice (assuming they're taking about *that night*)

3. May knows that Ralph punched an underage girl and stayed with him. Fuck her, seriously.

I think you may be referencing my comment. My theory was that Ralph refused to pay and he got beat up by the pimp/off duty cop.

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

Nooo, I voted for drug dealers, how could I be so foolish??

 

[Christorian X]

If you look at that first photo in the hospital, some of those cuts under his eye definitely came from rings graising his face. I'm betting a girl slapped him and caught his face with her ring. He went full drunk redneck and went after her and got his shit kicked in.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Does "bitchslapping underage prostitutes" count as "uttering something stupid in front of foreigners"? I mean it technically falls under miscommunication in a foreign country...

Oh well either way, thank you to the gypsies/pimps/gypsy pimps that pushed Ralph's shit in and snatched his murse. It's like an even dumber continuation of him getting his face slapped silly at Digibros house.

 

[AltisticRight]

Does "bitchslapping underage prostitutes" count as "uttering something stupid in front of foreigners"? I mean it technically falls under miscommunication in a foreign country...

Oh well either way, thank you to the gypsies/pimps/gypsy pimps that pushed Ralph's shit in and snatched his murse. It's like an even dumber continuation of him getting his face slapped silly at Digibros house.

Yes, all the middle options are technically correct. He uttered something stupid to the pimp of underage prostitutes, who is likely also a small time drug dealer, and got thrown onto the side road.

Righteous Portuguese pummeling.

 

[Sam Losco]

New thread for this second trip.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/5-23-2022-gunt-goes-to-portugal-2.119631/