"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Anne Hyroe]

how come there are no pictures of josh wearing a bag of sliver coins around his neck?

We all know that’s not his favourite necklace.

Excited for bonus stream; hope TTS isn’t currently flooded by idiots who’ve used their .gov emails despite multiple warnings.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

For fuck's sake, two week's straight of this shit.

It's Lauren Southern, Josh.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I hope he does a review of KingCobraJFS' new album

 

[Haruspex]

For fuck's sake, two week's straight of this shit.

It's Lauren Southern, Josh.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Lauren Loomer?

 

[Big Mommy]

Live in 30 minutes, 6pm CET / 1pm EDT

 

[Shig O'nella]

Good stream. Thanks.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

@Null
The last few streams have had audio levelling issues. Your voice is low but the media you play on stream is quite loud.
Other than that, great work, brother! That advice you gave me really made everything better!

 

[Retink]

"Mods, ban anyone saying I don't wash my hands. Welcome to unwashed hands ban world."

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Like Sharts in the toiletbowl, so are the Texts of our Gunts."
"The Gunt, and the E-girl Whore"

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Great stream, two MATI streams in a row was a pleasant surprise!

I swear this whole Chicken Andy vs Ralph beef just reminds me of the Chicken vs Peter fights from Family Guy. A gunted retarded father vs a fucking chicken.

 

[Maude Snew]

Great stream, two MATI streams in a row was a pleasant surprise!

I swear this whole Chicken Andy vs Ralph beef just reminds me of the Chicken vs Peter fights from Family Guy. A gunted retarded father vs a fucking chicken.

See it may take a giant chicken to be as tall as Peter but it's also to scale with Ralph fighting a regular chicken sized chicken. Well to scale in height, not in width.

 

[Null]

I don't know who israel is and I don't know why my **CHAT** didn't @ me about this but they tipped $1000 in a single superchat

2022-04-02T16:10:24+00:00

israel

israel

$1,000.00

9ch got ruined by people like corey

I feel super fucking bad about this, sorry Israel, you know everyone loves you

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I don't know who israel is and I don't know why my **CHAT** didn't @ me about this but they tipped $1000 in a single superchat

2022-04-02T16:10:24+00:00

israel

israel

$1,000.00

9ch got ruined by people like corey

I feel super fucking bad about this, sorry Israel, you know everyone loves you

You have a mysterious, wealthy Israeli benefactor now.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

A stream from December 10th started auto playing after the most recent one
and
ladies and gentlemen, I give you our deal leader, erverlord, oracle and opinionated foodie beauty:

 

[Sam Losco]

You got it backwards with May. It's not that Ralph can cheat as long as she doesn't know, it's that Ralph can cheat IF she knows and can possibly be involved. She got pissed at Alice because Ralph invited Alice to Vegas without telling May. If he had told May, she would have been fine with it. Ralph even brags to both May and Gator that he and May fucked a porn star together.

She's just as much a predator as he is.

 

[ddlloo]

You got it backwards with May. It's not that Ralph can cheat as long as she doesn't know, it's that Ralph can cheat IF she knows and can possibly be involved. She got pissed at Alice because Ralph invited Alice to Vegas without telling May. If he had told May, she would have been fine with it. Ralph even brags to both May and Gator that he and May fucked a porn star together.

She's just as much a predator as he is.

I'd argue she's more of a predator actually. At least with Ralph it's pretty fucking obvious (if you're not literally retarded) that he wants to get his dick wet. May though is so nice, and friendly, and you can share girl talk and she'll tell you hr secrets, and also haha wouldn't it be funny if you got gunted in front of me teehee,

 

[DumbDude42]

I don't know who israel is and I don't know why my **CHAT** didn't @ me about this but they tipped $1000 in a single superchat

2022-04-02T16:10:24+00:00

israel

israel

$1,000.00

9ch got ruined by people like corey

I feel super fucking bad about this, sorry Israel, you know everyone loves you

kiwifarms: officially sponsored and funded by israel as of 2022/04/02

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

you know everyone loves you

We do!

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Date: 2nd April

Location: The Slovenian Bureau of Police HQ

The April Fool's decorations have been taken down. A sombre atmosphere reigns once more. Commissioner Glavan shuffles his dyed eyebrows into their usual foreboding expression, as the officers under his command file into the briefing room:

"There has been an alarming escalation in the criminal behaviour of the dissident Joshua Moon, known to his acolytes simply as 'J'. He has announced that he is now twice as mad at the Internet than before, and has taken to streaming content on consecutive days, to an audience of weaponised incels and spergs. Moon is currently in possession of a mobile phone incorporating two sim cards, with room for a third, which he is threatening to use for unknown purposes. We believe him to be resident somewhere along the circumference of the circle drawn on this map. Driving along this route with your sirens blaring should allow us to locate and apprehend this dangerous individual..."

 

[Big Mommy]

I don't know who israel is and I don't know why my **CHAT** didn't @ me about this but they tipped $1000 in a single superchat

2022-04-02T16:10:24+00:00

israel

israel

$1,000.00

9ch got ruined by people like corey

I feel super fucking bad about this, sorry Israel, you know everyone loves you

That's amazing, some rich benefactor who dislikes Zoom. We need working Wing whimpers to draw our attention to the donations, I know I stopped paying attention to them especially when the Gunt texts were being read out.

EDIT: Or maybe a scrolling banner that continuously cycles through them. They only appear on screen for like 5 seconds at the moment.