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Ten pesos says her first nombre es “Mae.”
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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"I never went to jail. Everyone believes."
Thing is, most people DIDN'T believe it, especially it being April Fool's Day, which makes his "lesson" even more offensive.
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does anyone understand why the orbiters think usernames of the “chantal’s (adjective) (noun)” variety are the pinnacle of humor?
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REECAP of DD SIMP (Deleted Livestream) (2022/04/01):
Return of 00FRANK
The bug is freaking out Chantal. We are back though, we are safe. He is HUGE! To stay safe we are nestled on the couch, with the patio door firmly closed.
The shoe is within quick grasp.
Why are we here? "I wanna se - I wanna know what they have to say and then I - that's it and then I'm done with his channel but I tuned in and I heard her simping over him hard!" (
)
So About Nader Time: 00:35:22.08
Return of 00FRANK
The bug is freaking out Chantal. We are back though, we are safe. He is HUGE! To stay safe we are nestled on the couch, with the patio door firmly closed.
The shoe is within quick grasp.
Why are we here? "I wanna se - I wanna know what they have to say and then I - that's it and then I'm done with his channel but I tuned in and I heard her simping over him hard!" (
)"WORK HARD SCAMMING PEOPLE ALL AFTERNOON!" Uh huh. "You fucking scammers" A VIB thinks they are funny, they advise Chantal that the roaches recognize their queen. "No, I don't want to be their queen" () The fools believe that the Coobeeza Insect Amalgamation would worship such a vile creature as SCP-400#. Pitiable.
All of this drama is just so upsetting!
Tee-hee!
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
CHANTAL is ONLY tuning in to see if they say what happened because she totally doesn't care! She doesn't give a fuck! Every time she turns it on FUD2 is only reading the messages that are NICE! She only needs to know if there is anything she is in trouble for! "I cannot stand his VOICE!" X. "I don't want to know her more than I already do so I don't want to think about what her intentions are, or what her life is like, what her fucking, what she does, what her, UGH, I don't care about HER OR HIM AT ALL! They make me sick! Literally INSANE SICK!" ()
The VIB attempt to distract the Great Norther Fupallo from a Chimpening. "There's just something that seems like blasphemous about watching tv here" There is no such prohibition in the Book of Gunrar.
"I am done, I'm done, fuck I'm so done!"
X.
Ashley Lamborghini wants to be a bigger part of the VIB thread and get back that wrench Chantal took away. She is blathering on feeding Chantal's delusions about Nader. She is using words that are not monosyllabic. This is starting to confuse the Great Nothern Fupallo. "What are you talking about?" Chantal is irritated by people thinking she knows basic sentence structure. English. Major.
Chantal is sure that Nader is going to intentionally make people wait and then he isn't going to say anything. She would never do that! Ma'am...thread.
Did we see!? DID WE SEE HER BATTLE WITH THE BUG!? She swatted it! Did it get on camera!? Did we see it on CAMERA!? She was so brave! She has WON the war. SCP-400# has no idea who 00FRANK is: F.upa R.emoval A.erial N.ight K.ang. She does NOT want to go see if F.R.A.N.K. is truly dead. How DARE he fly in the room! "Like, excuse me, go elsewhere." No u.
"I'm hungry, I want breakfast."
"How many hours until breakfast?"
Chantal just CANNOT handle listening to DEEDEE read the SIMP Comments over and over! All the time! She is always so NICE to Nader and Chantal was NEVER NICE! Boss Bitch! Revisionist history!!! Look, we're here in the hugbox talking to our VIBidiots. Beloved VIBidiots.
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
SO ABOUT NADER: "If that was a joke that's a disgusting joke! Like if that was a joke it makes me feel like he thinks that I think that this whole thing is a joke like he's taking this as a whole joke and it's not a fucking joke to me at all so it's VERY disrespectful!"
"Reeeehhhsppeeccchhhtt"
"WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?"
This affects her and it's very personal! She was worried! Worried about what the fuck was going on! NOT because of Nader, but because she's stuck in this weird legal bullshit. It's awful! Luis claimed he tried to call her yesterday but she didn't answer! No answering weird numbers. That isn't safe. That would be like meeting someone on a dating application and then spending a weekend debasing yourself and doing hard drug...oh.
DeeDee and Nader allegedly told Chantal she wasn't going to Cuba. She went though, she went to do this for HERSELF! It was go Coobeezin "or stay behind and be shady behind the scenes and try to make a circle into a square again, or whatever". Anyway it's all just messed up.
"OH MY GOD THAT BUG!"
Ma'am it's 00Frank or F.R.A.N.K. Or just Frank. Get it right.
The bug is going to come for her, she can feel it. Frank, despite being a KANG, a highly trained member of the CIA...he may be unable to fly. "It can still walk around" () "I picture it coming out from under the suitcase."
SCP-400# tells itself a joke to feel better. "It's going to come out of my friggin suitcase!" The sand fleas of the emergency hospital set up in the Kenneth Cole luggage have been frantically working to preserve the bodily integrity of the brave warrior. His compatriot has passed on. The blessings of Gunrar upon his tiny soul and all those he left behind. RIP.
SO ABOUT NADER: "He's very needy!" So NeedddddyyyyY! "It was too much for me! Like that's why I would always feel suffoca- remember I would always come online and be like "I need" uh or we were fighting because I just needed a few more hours of myself, my alone time..." Stronk. Independent. Aries! The Great Northern Fupallo didn't need this kind of attention or constant validation. Imagine! Living in a fucking HUGBOX!? Ugh. No. Just needed to Beeze but he was never chill he would call ALL THE TIME while she was streaming. Especially when she was making toTalLy HOnEStaLCuSatIONs of sexual assault, imprisonment, and domestic violence.
Chantal would be INSANE right now if she was still with Nader. Reminder: SCP-400# can only view itself in a Samsung filter.
No one is telling Chantal what is going on with Nader the way she wants. She CANNOT watch this. Never. The VIB and Chantal are joking that she should start to lie about her age. It's vapid.
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>
SCP-400# realizes they aren't sure where Frank is.
"Yeah you stay down!" (
)
Chantal is so hungry she is fantasizing about food she would never actually go out to eat and cannot actually order through Door Dash. The nights are long in Coobeeza. Maybe she needs to get some leftovers from the cafeteria so she can bring the bread and chorizo or rice and beans to her room to eat. So good! YUm! So hungry. The VIB are telling their Queen what Nader is doing, or rather Lambo, because she cannot handle the fact that Mistress Rebecca gets more support.
Chantal is mocking FUD2. You ate her out.
In other news, Mumtal is still checking in on herson daughter Goodboi Peetz. He put on BBJ for Mumtal and it was SOoOoOo hard! She misses the cats SooOOooooo Much!
"OoOoOO they do have a 24 hour cafeteria!"
Chantal realizes that in order to go to get a snack she will need shoes, and there are BUGS over there! They might get her! (). Still though...sandwiches. Delicious sandwiches! "I want a Cuban sandwich with those two waiters..."
BJ Qween. Into those threesomes. All the threesomes. Just not with FUD2!
She hopes she gets to see THAT GUY around. You know? That guy!? Mmmm. Jersh? She is going to tell us the TEA! Just in case! In case they are watching in their lunch breakroom laughing at her. Everyone knows she is a famous YouTuber. Pro starfisher!
SO ABOUT NADER: He used to whisper to say, "You know I love when you starfish" () She swears this is true.
The VIB advise that Nader was not arrested and that it was an April Fool's joke. "ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS!? THEY ARE GONNA LIE WITH Mmorrreee LIESss!?" Who would ever do such a thing!? Chantal has a beach day tomorrow! So relaxing! Nader is going to lose SOoOOO much credibility. Chantal makes an odd and passive aggressive comment, "Have fun AngelHands".
Chantal is directly talking to Nader while shitting on DeeDee about how he can lie better in his timeline in the future and make sure that his viewers are unaware that he is fucking them over with a prank. "If he actually does get arrested, don't come on live crying cause nobody is gonna believe you DeeDee". THINK ABOUT THAT! REALLY THINK ABOUT THAT! DeeDee is just NOT good at lying. She is calling DeeDee an NPC - so witty.
Our Martyred Lady of Starbeeze just doesn't understand WHY this happens. DeeDee is the one there LYING FOR NADER! She would NEVER! Ugh! How disgusting! Embarassing!
Chantal is pleased. The VIB are sending zuper chats, they are talking about how stronk and brave she is. Nader has done something stupid. DeeDee is a DumDumDooDoo head. THAT IS HER GYNAFRESH!
"Is that a bug!?" () "If I see another bug I'm gonna die"
Chantal has realized that the door behind her that is being blocked by the couch adjoins the other room and that the people next to her probably heard her screaming last night. Oh well. Maybe she should grow her hair out? The widows peak is coming in so nicely!!! Maybe just leave the suitcase behind just in case. The staff might be watching her channel, she is a famous YouTuber. "You don't understand how terrified I am of this bug, it's horrifying, it's worse than Alien." Frank is KANG.
She doesn't know where it went and she doesn't want to disturb it! Does anyone know about CUBAN bugs? Can someone look up Cuban flying cockroach and send her pictures so she knows if that's what Frank is!?
Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies is disgusted by Nader and his April Fool's LIE.
Nader thinks he is going to teach people a lesson? Her?
SCP-400# would like to see a mortal TRY.
A VIB advises Chantal that if it is a cockroach or other type of carapace covered flying creature it is likely harmless. LIKELY!? Do they know for SURE!? Fuck! Chantal darts her eyes to the door. Locked. To the luggage. No sign of 00Frank,
SO ABOUT NADER: He should apologize. Seriously. This is so stupid SHE HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS LESSON SHIT FOR HOURS ON END! She is NOT an ego stroker! Not at all! SORRY NO! She NEVER stroked his ego and THAT is why they always fought.
Nader needed someone SUBMISSIVE! She tried! She gave him her all! She just is too strong for that. () He would BREAK her as a person with his abusive ways and she felt like she was no longer herself. Chantal is SooOo excited for breakfast!!! Nader is probably a breath of fresh air for D2 because allegedly her ex cheated on her and treated her so badly. Chantal knows.
This is a LEARNING lesson though because now she knows how to avoid users and people that only want her for her money! Nader is just a user.
Chantal just opened her legs in the ocean and sat there, and now her Bacterial Vaginosis is cured. "Not even a tiny bit of odor at all, it's weird" (LOLWUT!?) "I'm talking about the sea water".
Something moves across the room. Frank!? "I'm freaking out"
"I wanna put a sheet on my...uh..." They're watching. "Okay when the sun's out we're gonna look for that bug together!!"
REPENT!
SCP-400# listens intently for signs of life. Safe. Back to bullshitting with the VIB and totally not trying to get them to stalk Nader for her! Entertaining questions! Joking around. Not checking for bugs sent by the Coobeeza Insect Amalgamation to defend their homeland. () How are poopoo's in Coobeeza?
"Pretty normal and I've noticed, TMI Gross, there's not too much to wipe!"
The bug will be gone in the morning. Who knows where it will be!? WHAT IF IT GETS IN ZBAP!? She cannot handle this. The VIB are trying to joke around and cheer her up. Someone watched Star Trek II Wrath of Khan and has advised Chantal that Frank may crawl into her ear whilst she is sleeping. This won't happen. Ha ha. Trolls. Maybe she doesn't need to go over and get Zbap tonight...to plug in...there are bugs.
"Oh no I think it's alive"
"Look at my wart!"
"It hurrtss"
SO ABOUT NADER AND FUD2: He doesn't REALLY like DeeDee! He even admitted to Chantal he ONLY likes DeeDee because she ALWAYS agrees with him! Disgusting! Repulsive! Chantal would NEVER!
"I was like why do you even like hanging out with DeeDee she's so fucking boring and he was like "she always says 'yes Nader'"...ugh". OH MY GOD IS HER BACK RED!? Can you see it!? Can you!? She cannot reach to put on suncreen!
Is it rEd!?
"Oh it hurrtsss!" So much pain! In the morning she will show us the dead bug! It was AGGRESSIVE! IT WAS COMING AT HER! It wouldn't chill out! She had to kill it! Then it flew into the suitcase! Infirmary. People are sharing facts about insects. She believes Frank is a Green Banana Roach. This is unacceptable. Chantal is going to talk to the front desk in the morning, when Frank is gone ().
Chantal is listing all of the bugs she finds terrifying in order of importance. The CIA operatives hiding in the lampshades and the crevices of the sofa are taking copious notes. The only thing more terrifying than a cockroach is a flying spider, no wait, a jumping spider. It's like they're attacking! They are. "Maybe it was a sick-ah-dah." Cicada.
The VIB are trolling Chantal about bugs. She feels maybe a little better.
SO ABOUT NADER: He probably had "viewers" who were worried about him! IT IS SO RUDE! So rude! DISRESPEK! He probably just wanted views. She doesn't like April Fool's shit. It's not funny. It's terrible! She has a HUGE sense of humor though.
<Snip VIB Bullshit Hatin' on 00Frank and Nader>
Chantal is feeling a little better now, about everything. Maybe. Some bugs are cute like stick bugs and bumble bees. She loves them. They hate you. Why does SCP-400# hate bugs? "They're sneaky as fuck" (). Look anyway she is sleepy. So sleepy!
Nightnight SEE YOU FOR Brekkkiiiee!
) The fools believe that the Coobeeza Insect Amalgamation would worship such a vile creature as SCP-400#. Pitiable. All of this drama is just so upsetting!
Tee-hee!
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
CHANTAL is ONLY tuning in to see if they say what happened because she totally doesn't care! She doesn't give a fuck! Every time she turns it on FUD2 is only reading the messages that are NICE! She only needs to know if there is anything she is in trouble for! "I cannot stand his VOICE!" X. "I don't want to know her more than I already do so I don't want to think about what her intentions are, or what her life is like, what her fucking, what she does, what her, UGH, I don't care about HER OR HIM AT ALL! They make me sick! Literally INSANE SICK!" (
)The VIB attempt to distract the Great Norther Fupallo from a Chimpening. "There's just something that seems like blasphemous about watching tv here" There is no such prohibition in the Book of Gunrar.
"I am done, I'm done, fuck I'm so done!"
X.
Ashley Lamborghini wants to be a bigger part of the VIB thread and get back that wrench Chantal took away. She is blathering on feeding Chantal's delusions about Nader. She is using words that are not monosyllabic. This is starting to confuse the Great Nothern Fupallo. "What are you talking about?" Chantal is irritated by people thinking she knows basic sentence structure. English. Major.
Chantal is sure that Nader is going to intentionally make people wait and then he isn't going to say anything. She would never do that! Ma'am...thread.
Did we see!? DID WE SEE HER BATTLE WITH THE BUG!? She swatted it! Did it get on camera!? Did we see it on CAMERA!? She was so brave! She has WON the war. SCP-400# has no idea who 00FRANK is: F.upa R.emoval A.erial N.ight K.ang. She does NOT want to go see if F.R.A.N.K. is truly dead. How DARE he fly in the room! "Like, excuse me, go elsewhere." No u.
"I'm hungry, I want breakfast."
"How many hours until breakfast?"
Chantal just CANNOT handle listening to DEEDEE read the SIMP Comments over and over! All the time! She is always so NICE to Nader and Chantal was NEVER NICE! Boss Bitch! Revisionist history!!! Look, we're here in the hugbox talking to our VIBidiots. Beloved VIBidiots.
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
SO ABOUT NADER: "If that was a joke that's a disgusting joke! Like if that was a joke it makes me feel like he thinks that I think that this whole thing is a joke like he's taking this as a whole joke and it's not a fucking joke to me at all so it's VERY disrespectful!"
"Reeeehhhsppeeccchhhtt"
"WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?"
This affects her and it's very personal! She was worried! Worried about what the fuck was going on! NOT because of Nader, but because she's stuck in this weird legal bullshit. It's awful! Luis claimed he tried to call her yesterday but she didn't answer! No answering weird numbers. That isn't safe. That would be like meeting someone on a dating application and then spending a weekend debasing yourself and doing hard drug...oh.
DeeDee and Nader allegedly told Chantal she wasn't going to Cuba. She went though, she went to do this for HERSELF! It was go Coobeezin "or stay behind and be shady behind the scenes and try to make a circle into a square again, or whatever". Anyway it's all just messed up.
"OH MY GOD THAT BUG!"
Ma'am it's 00Frank or F.R.A.N.K. Or just Frank. Get it right.
The bug is going to come for her, she can feel it. Frank, despite being a KANG, a highly trained member of the CIA...he may be unable to fly. "It can still walk around" (
) "I picture it coming out from under the suitcase."
SCP-400# tells itself a joke to feel better. "It's going to come out of my friggin suitcase!" The sand fleas of the emergency hospital set up in the Kenneth Cole luggage have been frantically working to preserve the bodily integrity of the brave warrior. His compatriot has passed on. The blessings of Gunrar upon his tiny soul and all those he left behind. RIP.
SO ABOUT NADER: "He's very needy!" So NeedddddyyyyY! "It was too much for me! Like that's why I would always feel suffoca- remember I would always come online and be like "I need" uh or we were fighting because I just needed a few more hours of myself, my alone time..." Stronk. Independent. Aries! The Great Northern Fupallo didn't need this kind of attention or constant validation. Imagine! Living in a fucking HUGBOX!? Ugh. No. Just needed to Beeze but he was never chill he would call ALL THE TIME while she was streaming. Especially when she was making toTalLy HOnEStaLCuSatIONs of sexual assault, imprisonment, and domestic violence.
Chantal would be INSANE right now if she was still with Nader. Reminder: SCP-400# can only view itself in a Samsung filter.
No one is telling Chantal what is going on with Nader the way she wants. She CANNOT watch this. Never. The VIB and Chantal are joking that she should start to lie about her age. It's vapid.
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>
SCP-400# realizes they aren't sure where Frank is.
"Yeah you stay down!" (
)Chantal is so hungry she is fantasizing about food she would never actually go out to eat and cannot actually order through Door Dash. The nights are long in Coobeeza. Maybe she needs to get some leftovers from the cafeteria so she can bring the bread and chorizo or rice and beans to her room to eat. So good! YUm! So hungry. The VIB are telling their Queen what Nader is doing, or rather Lambo, because she cannot handle the fact that Mistress Rebecca gets more support.
Chantal is mocking FUD2. You ate her out.
In other news, Mumtal is still checking in on her
"OoOoOO they do have a 24 hour cafeteria!"
Chantal realizes that in order to go to get a snack she will need shoes, and there are BUGS over there! They might get her! (
). Still though...sandwiches. Delicious sandwiches! "I want a Cuban sandwich with those two waiters..."
BJ Qween. Into those threesomes. All the threesomes. Just not with FUD2!
She hopes she gets to see THAT GUY around. You know? That guy!? Mmmm. Jersh? She is going to tell us the TEA! Just in case! In case they are watching in their lunch breakroom laughing at her. Everyone knows she is a famous YouTuber. Pro starfisher!
SO ABOUT NADER: He used to whisper to say, "You know I love when you starfish" (
) She swears this is true.The VIB advise that Nader was not arrested and that it was an April Fool's joke. "ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS!? THEY ARE GONNA LIE WITH Mmorrreee LIESss!?" Who would ever do such a thing!? Chantal has a beach day tomorrow! So relaxing! Nader is going to lose SOoOOO much credibility. Chantal makes an odd and passive aggressive comment, "Have fun AngelHands".
Chantal is directly talking to Nader while shitting on DeeDee about how he can lie better in his timeline in the future and make sure that his viewers are unaware that he is fucking them over with a prank. "If he actually does get arrested, don't come on live crying cause nobody is gonna believe you DeeDee". THINK ABOUT THAT! REALLY THINK ABOUT THAT! DeeDee is just NOT good at lying. She is calling DeeDee an NPC - so witty.
Our Martyred Lady of Starbeeze just doesn't understand WHY this happens. DeeDee is the one there LYING FOR NADER! She would NEVER! Ugh! How disgusting! Embarassing!
Chantal is pleased. The VIB are sending zuper chats, they are talking about how stronk and brave she is. Nader has done something stupid. DeeDee is a DumDumDooDoo head. THAT IS HER GYNAFRESH!
"Is that a bug!?" (
) "If I see another bug I'm gonna die"Chantal has realized that the door behind her that is being blocked by the couch adjoins the other room and that the people next to her probably heard her screaming last night. Oh well. Maybe she should grow her hair out? The widows peak is coming in so nicely!!! Maybe just leave the suitcase behind just in case. The staff might be watching her channel, she is a famous YouTuber. "You don't understand how terrified I am of this bug, it's horrifying, it's worse than Alien." Frank is KANG.
She doesn't know where it went and she doesn't want to disturb it! Does anyone know about CUBAN bugs? Can someone look up Cuban flying cockroach and send her pictures so she knows if that's what Frank is!?
Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies is disgusted by Nader and his April Fool's LIE.
Nader thinks he is going to teach people a lesson? Her?
SCP-400# would like to see a mortal TRY.
A VIB advises Chantal that if it is a cockroach or other type of carapace covered flying creature it is likely harmless. LIKELY!? Do they know for SURE!? Fuck! Chantal darts her eyes to the door. Locked. To the luggage. No sign of 00Frank,
SO ABOUT NADER: He should apologize. Seriously. This is so stupid SHE HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS LESSON SHIT FOR HOURS ON END! She is NOT an ego stroker! Not at all! SORRY NO! She NEVER stroked his ego and THAT is why they always fought.
Nader needed someone SUBMISSIVE! She tried! She gave him her all! She just is too strong for that. (
) He would BREAK her as a person with his abusive ways and she felt like she was no longer herself. Chantal is SooOo excited for breakfast!!! Nader is probably a breath of fresh air for D2 because allegedly her ex cheated on her and treated her so badly. Chantal knows.This is a LEARNING lesson though because now she knows how to avoid users and people that only want her for her money! Nader is just a user.
Chantal just opened her legs in the ocean and sat there, and now her Bacterial Vaginosis is cured. "Not even a tiny bit of odor at all, it's weird" (LOLWUT!?) "I'm talking about the sea water".
Something moves across the room. Frank!? "I'm freaking out"
"I wanna put a sheet on my...uh..." They're watching. "Okay when the sun's out we're gonna look for that bug together!!"
REPENT!
SCP-400# listens intently for signs of life. Safe. Back to bullshitting with the VIB and totally not trying to get them to stalk Nader for her! Entertaining questions! Joking around. Not checking for bugs sent by the Coobeeza Insect Amalgamation to defend their homeland. (
) How are poopoo's in Coobeeza?
"Pretty normal and I've noticed, TMI Gross, there's not too much to wipe!"
The bug will be gone in the morning. Who knows where it will be!? WHAT IF IT GETS IN ZBAP!? She cannot handle this. The VIB are trying to joke around and cheer her up. Someone watched Star Trek II Wrath of Khan and has advised Chantal that Frank may crawl into her ear whilst she is sleeping. This won't happen. Ha ha. Trolls. Maybe she doesn't need to go over and get Zbap tonight...to plug in...there are bugs.
"Oh no I think it's alive"
"Look at my wart!"
"It hurrtss"
SO ABOUT NADER AND FUD2: He doesn't REALLY like DeeDee! He even admitted to Chantal he ONLY likes DeeDee because she ALWAYS agrees with him! Disgusting! Repulsive! Chantal would NEVER!
"I was like why do you even like hanging out with DeeDee she's so fucking boring and he was like "she always says 'yes Nader'"...ugh". OH MY GOD IS HER BACK RED!? Can you see it!? Can you!? She cannot reach to put on suncreen!
Is it rEd!?
"Oh it hurrtsss!" So much pain! In the morning she will show us the dead bug! It was AGGRESSIVE! IT WAS COMING AT HER! It wouldn't chill out! She had to kill it! Then it flew into the suitcase! Infirmary. People are sharing facts about insects. She believes Frank is a Green Banana Roach. This is unacceptable. Chantal is going to talk to the front desk in the morning, when Frank is gone (
). Chantal is listing all of the bugs she finds terrifying in order of importance. The CIA operatives hiding in the lampshades and the crevices of the sofa are taking copious notes. The only thing more terrifying than a cockroach is a flying spider, no wait, a jumping spider. It's like they're attacking! They are. "Maybe it was a sick-ah-dah." Cicada.
The VIB are trolling Chantal about bugs. She feels maybe a little better.
SO ABOUT NADER: He probably had "viewers" who were worried about him! IT IS SO RUDE! So rude! DISRESPEK! He probably just wanted views. She doesn't like April Fool's shit. It's not funny. It's terrible! She has a HUGE sense of humor though.
<Snip VIB Bullshit Hatin' on 00Frank and Nader>
Chantal is feeling a little better now, about everything. Maybe. Some bugs are cute like stick bugs and bumble bees. She loves them. They hate you. Why does SCP-400# hate bugs? "They're sneaky as fuck" (
). Look anyway she is sleepy. So sleepy! Nightnight SEE YOU FOR Brekkkiiiee!
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Because when she sees them she is stoned off her gourd and she laughs at anything.
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Maybe Frank is a kissing bug? Would be a perfect match, because it also shits where it eats... 
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I was looking too, and I thought it might be a variation of a kind of “stink-bug” (what we called them as kids). Still unsure.
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Wait, is this the bug causing all the drama and she keeps describing as so huge? That's a soapberry bug in the genus Jedera. Probably Jadera haematoloma being in Cuba, maybe Jadera antica but def Jedera. That means it's like 1cm-1.5cm long at most(so like ⅝inch in freedom units).
If you hate bugs, you hate bugs and I get that, I wouldn't want it in my Bedroom either; but this isn't exactly the massive several inch long beast she's been describing.
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http://www.soapberrybug.org/01_cms/details.asp?ID=65
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This thread has devolved into insect sperging and I'm here for it.
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She has fruit flies and GNAT CLOUDS in her room all the time. And she gleefully TEE HEE'D about the roaches she brought more than once to Malan's apartment. Hell, it's a given, with dewlap's hygiene, that she brought her own colonies of whatever from Canada to Cuba.
She probably didn't even declare them on any entry forms either.
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Looks like Chantal knows where the free advertising comes from. Apparently, Nader talked some shit about a reaction channel, BBQ Chicken, and of course Chinz waddled over and defended her.
Small Edit: Could also be that she's just hungry for some BBQ Chicken also.
Small Edit: Could also be that she's just hungry for some BBQ Chicken also.
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- May 18, 2019
Nader was an absolute dick to BBQ Chicken. Quick summary: BBQ Chicken popped in Nader's chat and DeeDee being the chat room reader, indicated BBQ was in the chat. Nader was like "oh I know zem - zey do vijeos...good ones but NEVER SHOW FACE? COWARD?" totally missing the point that BBQ is a montage clip video genre.
One thing I noticed the few times I popped into the late night livestream was DeeDee not reading a MAJORITY of the text to Nader, calling him and her out for their bullshit. DeeDee is doing what Chantal was and only reading the 'nice' comments and not letting Nader know that people were basically throwing tomatoes.
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- Jul 22, 2013
to her credit though… why read the mean comments? What would the point be?
Nader and DD don’t need to defend themselves to their diehard fans. And they don’t care about anyone else. Like Chantal, if you aren’t here to support them, they don’t want you here.
I think DD is the new Chantal. She’s just a little thinner and probably won’t go as psycho when Nader is done with her. She lies for him, she provides for him, and she fucks him. That’s all Nader needs in a woman/victim.
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- Feb 11, 2020
Nader is forgetting he refused to show his face and raged when chantal showed his graveyard mouth during his shitty magic trick show. Stop throwing crack rocks in your glass house nonads.
Doughnutloaf
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- Feb 18, 2022
There are a couple of comments about Dee Dee on C H Robinson YouTube I wonder how many people called and emailed them
ETA: it now says 5 comments but only shows 2 probably blocked words being used so the comments are held back
ETA: it now says 5 comments but only shows 2 probably blocked words being used so the comments are held back
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notfoodienotbeauty
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- Feb 15, 2021
This has always annoyed me about her. Ever seen a toddler drink from a sippy cup? They do the whole fill your mouth until you look like a chipmunk and swallow thing. Sometimes it's like she chews her liquid. Which I guess is more than she does for actual food that she inhales and rarely chews. It's very strange indeed.