DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
this is still such :lunacy::lunacy::lunacy::lunacy:. i cant imagine what kind of pathetic person it takes to give yourself a LITERAL daily bill to some 40 year old fat polish faggot
Maybe it's away to get a tax reduction. You know a "donation" to a wheelchair in need. Imho Phil is an autist given his behaviour. That's most liekly the reason his business education is wasted on him
 
Current state of stream:

Total tip: $114

Members: 361/400

Phil openly made a terrible jokes against Buddhism as a religion, chat outraged

Phil's response "I don't care what you think, go fuck your self if you find that offensive you moron"

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Current state of stream:

Total tip: $114

Members: 361/400

Phil openly made a terrible jokes against Buddhism as a religion, chat outraged

Phil's response "I don't care what you think, go fuck your self if you find that offensive you moron"

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"I'VE CHANGED DOOD, 40'S Phil is waaay different than early to mid-30's Phil."
 

DSP Bans Half His Chat During Borderlands 3​



DSP Gets Angry When People Don't Talk To Him - Borderlands 3​


Is that the game where he ignored all the loot because he thought it was stuff he had to buy?
Current state of stream:

Total tip: $114

Members: 361/400

Phil openly made a terrible jokes against Buddhism as a religion, chat outraged

Phil's response "I don't care what you think, go fuck your self if you find that offensive you moron"

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Phillip 'White Pride Worldwide' Burnell strikes again channeling his inner Isaac Heimler.
 
Current state of stream:

Total tip: $114

Members: 361/400

Phil openly made a terrible jokes against Buddhism as a religion, chat outraged

Phil's response "I don't care what you think, go fuck your self if you find that offensive you moron"

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I bet DSP blames God for many of his problems.
 
Current state of stream:

Total tip: $114

Members: 361/400

Phil openly made a terrible jokes against Buddhism as a religion, chat outraged

Phil's response "I don't care what you think, go fuck your self if you find that offensive you moron"

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I got a chuckle out of someone asking for a Muhammad tip. Lolol.
 
DSP is dumb when it come to a lot of things but one thing he is very smart at is scamming more money out of his dent heads. DSP skipping night stream to "do taxes" is another way for him to scam more money out of his viewers. He's hoping that by not having a night stream it'll convince the viewers to give more money in a shorter amount of time and allow him not to have to stream at night. His night stream ends at around 9:30pm pst so what is stopping him from doing taxes then? For somebody that doesn't have to get up early to go to work 9:30 is still really early so IMO this is another ploy to get more money cause he's always thinking of new ways to get more money by doing the least amount of work
 
Current state of stream:

Total tip: $114

Members: 361/400

Phil openly made a terrible jokes against Buddhism as a religion, chat outraged

Phil's response "I don't care what you think, go fuck your self if you find that offensive you moron"

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More hateful slurs? shocking :rolling eyes:
 


So Phil just cheesed the game and when people in his chat were talking about how it was a cheap way to beat the bosses he said that that's the way the game devs intended you to do it, also we got more circumstantial evidence that he reads guides.

Phil is riding Khet and instead of climbing the stairs of the main entrance to enter the area where the bosses are, he climbs the side of a cliff to enter the area (a mere coincidence of course), after entering the area he acts surprised and says "look at this, can you sneak? You can sneak over here" , after saying that he sees a boss and says "look what's over there? Tree Sentinel". There is an elevated platform right next to him where he entered the area by using the cliff instead of the main entrance, he nonchalantly uses his Khet steed to jump on top of the platform so the two Tree Sentinels can't reach him, he acts surprised and says "can I just cheap this out? I think I can just cheap this fight out, yeah uh....just him them with a bunch of spells to reduce all-all his health?? Yeah" He then stays on top of that platform where the bosses can't reach him and uses magic until he kills them both.

This is the circumstantial evidence he is reading guides:
-Why would he climb up the side of a cliff to enter the new area instead of using the stairs on the entrance? If you do that it places you right next to that elevated platform where enemies can't reach him.
-Why would he say "look at this, can you sneak? You can sneak over here" before seeing the bosses? It makes no sense to imply you are sneaking from nobody, how can you sneak when no one is there? He says that at 0:07 and sees the bosses at 0:11 , it would be the equivalent of saying "can I hide here?" when there is no one to hide from.

He knew in advance there were two bosses there and that if he climbed the side of a cliff instead of using the main entrance he would be right next to a platform he can use to cheese the bosses with magic because they can't reach him.

After beating the bosses by cheesing he says:
"SO FUCK THEM! That was pretty fucking easy if you know what you were doing and I did *shakes his head*-got insano lucky! (he was about to admit he knew what he was doing because he read a guide but he caught himself). See? this is exactly what you are supposed to do, this guy recommended scarlet rock (he read a message left by other player) you read that? He recommended that you ACKSTHUALLY kill him with rack over time, uh? *lip smack* well that's one way to fucking do it, you use your resources to persevere and that's exactly what I fucking just did, I absolutely did the smart thing there and didn't fuck with them, uh...by taking them on head on, instead I rocked them from the distance, they couldn't do shit, all right well...that's....easy enough...right? Now I don't know...the map it claims straight ahead maybe I just go through the gate and grab the map to see where I am? "

"That's exactly right, people are making fun of me saying 'oh you cheesed it' and others (just one person in chat,not plural) are saying 'that's kinda how they intended it' , why else would they put platforms on the edges so they fucking can't hit you? that's exactly right, why do you think those are there? for fucking show? NO! Fromsoft know what they are doing, if you are smart you are gonna stay there at range, they can't hit you and you are gonna fucking do that, that's exactly how they intended you to do that fight".

No Phil, you read a guide on how to cheese the boss, that's now how the devs intended you to play that fight, if you could position yourself in a place where the final boss can't hit you and you kill him using magic would you say that is the way the devs intended you to beat the final boss? I'm sure it's very entertaining for people to see a streamer reading guides and using cheap tactics to beat a boss, only for him to insult the chat later and justify himself by saying that exploiting design flaws is the way it was meant to be played.
 
You're the best, thanks dude. So knowing that he started the "no break after prestream" thing on 11/20/21, here's a very very basic analysis of how this has gone:

For the month prior to 11/20/21 (10/20 to 11/19, not including any special events), gameplay started on AVERAGE at 12:32 pm.
- Note: Start of gameplay is defined as when he first boots up the game from the Xbox/PS5 main menu (unless for whatever reason he immediately gets interrupted and leaves his chair, in which case the start time would be whenever he gets back).

For the month AFTER (11/20 to 12/19), gameplay started on AVERAGE at 12:26 pm (6 minutes earlier gameplay start compared to prior).

Now, for the most recent month (03/03 to 04/02) gameplay started on AVERAGE at 12:37 pm, an INCREASE of 5 minutes from PRIOR to the initial start date of this "change".

This can all be audited on the spreadsheet by the way. This dude sucks at everything lmao
 
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