Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

It's also just what she used to do. Years ago, before she started being really conscious about her image, she would do these stupid troll videos where she binge eats some gross shit. Her eating videos were her most viewed videos, and some on her channel still have over a million views.

Unfortunately for her, the "being fat and sassy while eating" is Chantal's market now.

I am not sure what Amber can do anymore. This video is pure trolling but not in a good way. It works when everyone is on the joke. Anyone who follows her on the Weight loss "journey" is put off by the constant mukbangs. Any feeders have better choices nowadays, and anyone wanting entertainment has joined Chantal in crazy town.

Furthermore, Amber has always said that her problem is having binge eating disorder, but it seems that she still refuses to admit that it is eating huge amounts of rubbish instead. She wanted not to be given a diet and she was pretty happy with doing intuitive eating, but now realizes that it does not solve her weight problem. Now, she wants the clinic to emphasize weight loss instead which means that she will be put on a restrictive diet, which she will not like either.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She wanted not to be given a diet and she was pretty happy with doing intuitive eating, but now realizes that it does not solve her weight problem.

In essence, she can't have her cake and eat it, too.

 

[Insulin reid]

Would not surprise me. Something is very off about this "relationship".

The thing thats off about it is amber. Amber loves the idea of things more than the reality of them.
Amber seems to have gotten herself a very dominant feeder compared to what shes used to and shes hating reality. She cant quit things in her life and just have a butler respond to her every whim. She cant lash out in any negative way towards jade in frustration or an attempt to control her. She is probably somewhat aware that shes burned every bridge she has and if the lease is up and she cant renew it, she will have to move. Amber cant do it physically or financially. Shes stuck. Amber needs to make this relationship work or renew the lease for another year and be solidly independent financially which shes not in any way. Shes gotten herself in a pickle and i think shes at least aware that she needs to behave herself and thats one of the biggest issues amber has, not being an absolute child about everything. I think the big "somethings wrong" vibe were all seeing is just amber silently seething with tard rage at not being able to tantrum her way through life while only allowing weak controlable people to be near her.
Amber knows she needs to focus on learning more coping mechanisms than eating mcnuggets like a hedge trimmer and yelling at her girlfriend because this bitch isnt a pushover like becky and will not hesitate to just pick up and leave her ass and jade for sure has the means to do it too.

Amber has faked her way through relationships wanting so desperately to be the uwu submissive little princess and now that shes got the more traditionally masculine counterpart to the uwu princess (the traditionally male provider, the head of household, a dom) and she fucking hates it.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Not Clinically Insane]

I just want to stamp on the throats of people who eat with their mouth open.

Tophat me to oblivion.

It's only acceptable (and cute) when animals do it. Not hippo-sized humans.

Agreed.

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Jesus fucking Christ

She has the intelligence of a sloth and face of a bloated corpse. Truly a cursed combo.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

At around the 8 mark you can see Wifey just sitting there watching Amber slowly eat herself to death in the reflection. Not a feeder and not indicating a fucked up dynamic at all. Nope this is all normal, carry on. Mentally self pleasuring while someone is killing themselves in front of you is love appearntly. Shuddup hauters.

The fucked dynamic is like a creepy ambience in a horror story. You feel this subtle but consistent discomfort. None of her other GFs have had this ambience to them. Even if they were also weird as fuck you could still buy that they (at least thought that) they loved her.

Do you suppose the "gf" sees this just before Hamber goes down on her (allegedly)?



Also, nice ratio, Fatty.

I am not sure what Amber can do anymore.

Eat herself to death.

This video is pure trolling but not in a good way

The original mook-bongs (of the Korean style, I mean) were tame affairs - just a way for someone to not feel lonely when they were eating. Then Americans got hold of them and they became giant, gross affairs, with people stuffing mounds of food down their gullets. Then you have Big Ham, who doesn't eat piles of food, which would be fine if what she was eating was at least interesting or if SHE were interesting and had something to talk about. As we know from her usual waddling around in life, she cannot discuss anything with a shred of intelligence, and the shit she eats tends to be greasy, salty, fatty, ubiquitous fast food, or a "mill" that consists of a single food, like a rotisserie chicken or ring of shrimp, which is as equally boring as her inability to discuss any subject other than herself.

Now, she wants the clinic to emphasize weight loss instead which means that she will be put on a restrictive diet, which she will not like either.

Gosh, it's almost like Big Al should have gone to a weightloss clinic instead of an eating disorder clinic. Then again, it isn't exactly her great choices that she's known for.

 

[Stinkerbell]

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Jesus fucking Christ

The dead eyes...

 

[marjoram]

The dead eyes...

No worries, the rest of her will catch up to her eyes soon.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I don't know about anyone else, but after watching one of Spamber's boring videos, I come away just feeling miserable and depressed.
Watching a 600 pound unwashed, dirty, smelly (I swear I can smell her stench through the screen), unkempt hog, lie her way through another sit down video, as she eats herself to death, is awful.
I've followed her off & on for nearly 4 years, which I can't quite believe. But, I'm at the point where it's time to leave her to it. There is no enjoyment for me, any longer. She's not funny or entertaining. There will be no big pay off - Hell, the fat fucker will be on her literal, death bed, and still be denying anything and everything.
Here SCameo has dropped down in price and I can see a point where she'll be doing them for $5 a pop.
I'm off for a break from Fatty. Time to go outside and interact with real-life folk who've never heard of internet deathfats. Give us a shout if she has a heart attack or whatever.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Aside from a couple of embarrassing drunken hicky filled days at the beginnig of that creepy relationship, Amber's been looking more and more miserable and distressed. She's never looked and acted like this from the very beginning of a relationship. Something is very wrong there, and I feel a big crash coming

I feel it too - She looks absolutely emotionally rung out - She is dating a real adult now and if Jade is an Alpha rather than an Omega then she will have whatever deluded self confidence totally crushed -

 

[SWEETIE1989]

This fucking fat bitch. She did not really just change her name. Im trying to figure out if she thinks shes being a troll/funny or she is finally admitting that she is one. She isnt self aware enough to admit it so I'm going with trying to troll.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This fucking fat bitch. She did not really just change her name. Im trying to figure out if she thinks shes being a troll/funny or she is finally admitting that she is one. She isnt self aware enough to admit it so I'm going with trying to troll.

Seeing it as a thumbnail, I honestly thought she changed her name to
narcissistic lardass

 

[Cock wombler]

Eta-
Just to refresh your memory spamber

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber; "Muh Trauma"

Amber; "I ate Meth once hahahahaha"

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She conveniently forgot to mention her foray into Delta 8 until KY made it illegal. She claimed it helped her ""anxiety"" and would still be smoking it if not for those dastardly drug prudes.

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

Does she even know what a piss kink is?
What’s she talking abt a certain type of horny?

 

[Italian Ghost]

Rarity staring at Jade from behind the camera, "you're really letting this fat reeking bitch eat another thousand calories today? I haven't had a speck of food in 3 days."

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Does she even know what a piss kink is?
What’s she talking abt a certain type of horny?

Yea, wetting your pants because you can't shuffle to the toilet in time does not a piss kink make, gorl...

 

[Cosmologic]

i wonder why she’s overcompensating by constantly talking about how hot and sexy wifey is, how sexual their relationship is, how she’s suddenly insatiable and kinky. she hasn’t been like this regarding her sexuality since destiny days, and even then we’ve gotten the most insight into amber’s sex life in the past six months. if wifey does have a feeder kink and amber is trapped in a weird sadomasochistic relationship, it would make sense to constantly bring it up in an attempt to make herself feel better.

 

[Bookish]

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Just like the egg roll video I posted a few pages ago, she's contradicted herself, again. She said she ate 4 egg rolls, instead of 2, because it's a mukbang and eating more is more interesting to watch for the audience. She says in this video that she normally just eats the skin, but will eat the whole nugget, "for video purposes". She claimed in the other video, that mukbangs make her more conscious of what she eats and doesn't prompt her to eat more, but she says exactly that @ 3:20 (3:16-3:24 for context).