Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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McBang, should have titled it Rummaging Fries.
Only eating the skins off of the nuggies is peak Amberlynn mookbong performance.

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About a week on the pizza mook-bong, and fewer than 60K views? You need to start eating things that are on the edge of our regular food choices here in the US, Fatty. Try some eel or geoduck or surstromming.

She does not get that mukbangs are not on trend anymore.

Well, if it's something physical that comes up, or something that requires a modicum of intelligence, she's SOL on trends.


No more Eric and Rickie, no more Dana and Destiny, no more Becky, and just an anonymous woman living with Amber.

And a terrible time for all of us.

Then again, this was around the time she was bringing us riveting content such as her ASMR videos lmao
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Ugh. But my imagination took over and I envisioned her doing a proper AMSR video, and it was just her saying "This is shtoo good", and "MM hmm, mm hmm" over and over while she eats whatever the shitty food du jour is.

Well gorls, for the first time ever Amber may have inadvertently told the truth;

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Bish still out here trying to convince us she got not one but TWO house niggers with braids who both love Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (and have the same slippers)

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LiarLynn at it again. Give it up, you mendacious cunt.
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Narc personality pays and binging for life~ thanks AL

I always think it's hilarious that she acts so fucking smug on YT, but in other social media, he true colors come out for the world to see. Keep it up, you monstrous, lumpy waddling pile of shit. I'm sure acting like that will never, ever make the rounds and dry up your cameo career.
 
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This is absolutely haram-think, but Ambur has alluded multiple times that this is a Dom/sub relationship. My brain has been through horrors imagining the games they play. Of the tamer, I imagine Ambur pleasing Jade (:_(and being rewarded with 20 piece nuggies plus kids meal toy, and when she receives said Disney plastics she walrus claps "I did that!" when thinking of her ebony goddesses vag from the morning
 
This is absolutely haram-think, but Ambur has alluded multiple times that this is a Dom/sub relationship. My brain has been through horrors imagining the games they play. Of the tamer, I imagine Ambur pleasing Jade (:_(and being rewarded with 20 piece nuggies plus kids meal toy, and when she receives said Disney plastics she walrus claps "I did that!" when thinking of her ebony goddesses vag from the morning
Would not surprise me. Something is very off about this "relationship".
 

McBang, should have titled it Rummaging Fries.
Eating has always been "a big part of your life", FatAl; in fact, it's the only thing in your life. I mean, just look at you. You're monstrous.

BTW, how low IS that bank account? McDonald's, sped-like nuggie eating, stupid talk about your pretend BED....really digging for that engagement, huh?

How long would Mr. Wifey be willing to support you?
 
At around the 8 mark you can see Wifey just sitting there watching Amber slowly eat herself to death in the reflection. Not a feeder and not indicating a fucked up dynamic at all. Nope this is all normal, carry on. Mentally self pleasuring while someone is killing themselves in front of you is love appearntly. Shuddup hauters.

The fucked dynamic is like a creepy ambience in a horror story. You feel this subtle but consistent discomfort. None of her other GFs have had this ambience to them. Even if they were also weird as fuck you could still buy that they (at least thought that) they loved her.
 
Aside from a couple of embarrassing drunken hicky filled days at the beginnig of that creepy relationship, Amber's been looking more and more miserable and distressed. She's never looked and acted like this from the very beginning of a relationship. Something is very wrong there, and I feel a big crash coming :story: :optimistic:
 
Even her trolling is a copy of Trisha when she would only eat the chicken skin and throw away the meat.

Worst part is that Albert is so mentally challenged that she can't see the she doesn't have to stop eating until she feels like she's about to throw up if she would only do it with fresh produce meals and quality lean meat. Whatever, I know she will hang to her disgusting meals and will die pretending she can be able to eat less of only that.

Btw, how long until she stops being able to pay for that apartment? The only thing that can mildly give her more attention is the trailer park saga. She can't move to a more expensive city and she's an idiot for not buying real estate.
 
Aside from a couple of embarrassing drunken hicky filled days at the beginnig of that creepy relationship, Amber's been looking more and more miserable and distressed. She's never looked and acted like this from the very beginning of a relationship. Something is very wrong there, and I feel a big crash coming :story: :optimistic:

Probably from her ever decreasing income.
 
This is absolutely haram-think, but Ambur has alluded multiple times that this is a Dom/sub relationship. My brain has been through horrors imagining the games they play. Of the tamer, I imagine Ambur pleasing Jade (:_(and being rewarded with 20 piece nuggies plus kids meal toy, and when she receives said Disney plastics she walrus claps "I did that!" when thinking of her ebony goddesses vag from the morning
Jade is out there teaching Amber how to eat pussy and all Amber gets is some fries and the skin of chicken nuggets. :(
 
Probably from her ever decreasing income.
That too. It's all happening together - being dumped by a loser like Necky, just when her viewership started dwindling, clinging on to the first pervert who grabbed the opportunity to snag that sagging cash cow, her "weight loss journey" dead before it even started... The cycle is real, and crazier than ever. And she really lucked out this time with that grifter. It's a train crash in real time. We should start taking bets on how long till she disappears and then reappears 100lbs heavier and in search for a new ass wiper.
 
Yep this is an infamous "troll" Trisha did it YEARS ago and I mean like 10 years ago. Does she think Zachary Micheal is going to emulate it and it will boom on his dying channel? I want to know her game plan because relying on people like Zachary is not the way forward. The live streamers avoid her like the plague because they don't like giving her attention as well as Chantal obviously.

For years Amber has emulated Trisha but that was Trisha's downfall. She trolled too much and people just got bored of her. She then went through outrageous ways of getting more attention but people realized "hey we just ignore the bitch" and it worked. The one thing Amber is petrified of is actually being canceled because her channel would die really fast over a few weeks. It's why she never goes the depth of shrimpgate because an actual sub-loss would hurt hard.

On Jade, from the get-go suspected that she is a feeder, with very similar vibes, a silent watcher and she actually wants to watch her. The past images of her with bigger women. The controlling nature from the start but with a very simple point of never appearing. I think that is purely career based being outed as a feeder is pretty bad because it is a very depraved fetish. She may of previously even purposely got Amber to release all those vids to put her in a position where she has to mukbang.

I thought a wifey reveal is coming but the potential of her being a feeder means she will up and run when Amber is too disabled. Women feeders are very rare though, it's usually thought of as a very male-dominated fetish. I 100% do believe Jade is in this more for money than the feeder side though because feeders usually like smaller women and it's the allure of the metamorphosis. Jade will just fuck off when it's more down on her payments which is soon.
 
I see what she is doing but it's not going to work. So for those who don't know Chantal, she 2 years ago posted mukbang after mukbang and it really propelled her channel. It made a lot of people react to Chantel over Amber because it was amazing. The 105 uploads mukbangs was the funniest Chantel, peppered with Livestream it was when Foodie Beauty really became mainstream.

Amber, I think but this is giving her credit for intelligence, Amber is trying to gauge that audience. The problem is that is Chantal's audience and her audience fucking hate Amber, I see too that audience grew with Chantal to prefer lives. Hell even I did because live Chantal is far more unhinged but still Amber does not get it. She does not get that mukbangs are not on trend anymore.
It's also just what she used to do. Years ago, before she started being really conscious about her image, she would do these stupid troll videos where she binge eats some gross shit. Her eating videos were her most viewed videos, and some on her channel still have over a million views.

Unfortunately for her, the "being fat and sassy while eating" is Chantal's market now.

That is to say, Amberlynn: SHE. DRINKS. YOUR. MILKSHAKES.
 
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I thought a wifey reveal is coming but the potential of her being a feeder means she will up and run when Amber is too disabled. Women feeders are very rare though, it's usually thought of as a very male-dominated fetish. I 100% do believe Jade is in this more for money than the feeder side though because feeders usually like smaller women and it's the allure of the metamorphosis. Jade will just fuck off when it's more down on her payments which is soon.
It could surely be this but I'm also thinking that it could be a sadist kind of deal as well. While most feeders get off on the metamorphosis aspect a select few feeders also get a sick enjoyment specifically from seeing their partner become or be disabled. Those tend to also target already huge women.

But in either scenario (yours or mine) she would be giving off the same wibe because of the manipulation - either in grifting for money or to keep Amber gaining. So we're likely picking up the same vibes but coming to different conclusions.
 
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