Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

I see what she is doing but it's not going to work. So for those who don't know Chantal, she 2 years ago posted mukbang after mukbang and it really propelled her channel. It made a lot of people react to Chantel over Amber because it was amazing. The 105 uploads mukbangs was the funniest Chantel, peppered with Livestream it was when Foodie Beauty really became mainstream.

Amber, I think but this is giving her credit for intelligence, Amber is trying to gauge that audience. The problem is that is Chantal's audience and her audience fucking hate Amber, I see too that audience grew with Chantal to prefer lives. Hell even I did because live Chantal is far more unhinged but still Amber does not get it. She does not get that mukbangs are not on trend anymore.

 

[pot of sneed]

Amberlynn is like Chantal but none of the hilarity, creativity, sheer unhinged nature or erratically endearing spergtastic quirks, just all the bad decisions and fat. At least Chantal can cook and prepare appealing food instead of slop and doesn't just "ummm" "ahhh" "sho goood!" *insert sound effect of pig smacking it's chops" She's just so fucking dull, always has been but no side characters or outings, this pig is due a cull

 

[sophiexeon]

In the season finale, when she can barely reach 20k an upload, she'll inevitably blame Wifey for not showing on camera, never having an iconic line as Destiny once did, "why did you eat 20 pc McNuggets?" The lack of side characters means we'll never get to see Amber's candid moments or how people interact with her. A glimpse of what her life is actually like, * cue "don't write on me!!!" clip or Eric shading her *

I believe what brought Amberlynn's channel into mainstream was Destiny. She was equally problematic although harmless as ALR.

Fast forward to Becky's era, there was Eric and Rickie; and Destiny and Dana stuck around. Becky wasn't as animated or extroverted as Destiny but hey, all the side characters made up for it. Eric throwing shade every now and then while showing us full-body shots of Amberlynn, Rickie just awkwardly confused all the time, Destiny just being Destiny, and Dana collecting her old clothes. It was a good time for us all.

And then the cancer diagnosis came and they moved to have their own place, away from Eric and Rickie, and Dana and Destiny. Everyone begged for a house tour for months and we never received one. We barely got to see the outside world at this point.

Here comes the break up and enter Wifey, Amber's viewer who somehow (literally) touched the cow in real life and got a roof over their head. She knows what is up. She knows the moment she's showed on camera, she will be dragged to filth by everyone. She will be the gag of the haydur nation regardless of how she is or how she presents herself, due to the simple fact that she is now associated with the Amberverse. She's smart in a way, getting free stuff and shelter from Amber without the repercussions the side characters are facing for the rest of their lives. However, just like the person said the other day, she just killed the cow.

No more Eric and Rickie, no more Dana and Destiny, no more Becky, and just an anonymous woman living with Amber.

It's a possibility that Wifey is playing Amber by convincing her to see first if the channel can survive without showing her. Or she promised her that she will eventually reveal herself, that she's just not ready. Wifey did indeed slide into Amber's DM's and swept her off her feet, after all.

IDK, as much as I hate the things Amber does, I hope she realize that the lack of side characters is massively damaging her channel. Also, I think I'm writing this block of text (apologies, btw) because I genuinely did enjoy those days when she was with the entire squad. It's sad that these days, when she hangs out with Eric and Rickie, they don't give her permission to vlog it anymore.

 

[King Fructose]

Also, I think I'm writing this block of text (apologies, btw) because I genuinely did enjoy those days when she was with the entire squad.

To think, we thought she was boring back then, especially during her "100 97 days of uploads" era. We had no idea how much worse things could be.

Then again, this was around the time she was bringing us riveting content such as her ASMR videos lmao

 

[sophiexeon]

https://tellonym.me/amberlynn.reid

Her answers are ridiculous already.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I think as soon as Amber's views hit the 30k mark each Jade will fuck off. This was a grift to get out of the upstate New York economy and nothing more. That's the thing about Amber no one actually likes Amber but her money and that's drying up.

 

[Constellationzero]

I think as soon as Amber's views hit the 30k mark each Jade will fuck off. This was a grift to get out of the upstate New York economy and nothing more. That's the thing about Amber no one actually likes Amber but her money and that's drying up.

One could really see that when she had so many tertiary and one-off side characters who not only never showed up again, they always looked either visibly uncomfortable, or visibly annoyed.
Which makes me wonder... Did Eric, Ricky, or even NoNeck ever say anything to her? Like, ask her to put the phone down and leave it off during a meal? Even phone addicted retards like those three managed to have instances where they were able to put the phone down for 20 minutes.

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

A simple no would have been fine.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Well gorls, for the first time ever Amber may have inadvertently told the truth;



Bish still out here trying to convince us she got not one but TWO house niggers with braids who both love Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (and have the same slippers)



As for this one; just fucking LOL

 

[FatalTater]

Amber says she has a big heart because she couldn't spell enlarged.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Well it only makes sense that Amber would want her future spouse to sign a pre-nup. After all, she wouldn't want to risk a costly divorce where she might lose her car, or the property she owns, or any of the wise investments she's made to ensure her thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS and thousands of YT bucks haven't gone to waste on, for example, Wommart and Toreed hauls.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Amber says she has a big heart because she couldn't spell enlarged.

She shudda just copied it from her medical records. The fat fuck is bound to have an enlarged heart.
In other news... Fatty is now charging $46 per SCameo. She REALLY needs those shekels, guize

 

[Xenomorph]

you're a fat fuck who eats her bloo bloo boo hoos you dont have BED, you are the size of a california king though

 

[Thumb Butler]

She shudda just copied it from her medical records. The fat fuck is bound to have an enlarged heart.
In other news... Fatty is now charging $46 per SCameo. She REALLY needs those shekels, guize

Someone needs another pair of $200 "Dr Dre" headphones.

 

[sophiexeon]

Definitely not a self-post.

 

[dollastoho]

Archive of tellonym.me/amberlynn.reid

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Narc personality pays and binging for life~ thanks AL

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wow, digging this theme. Was always too lazy to try to get out of the dark theme, which is hard on my eyeballs.

I'm waiting for her to pull a "mAh body don't burn no calories" like that one 600 pound life person did (James?) And then died from it.

She said in a video from the Krystle era that she has a "medical condition" that prevents her from losing weight like normal people. She never expanded on that or mentioned it ever again, nor did she answer my question to her about the strange, mysterious, quirky malady she has. I imagine it's something stupid, like her: gallstones, perhaps. Which do not prevent you from losing weight, Fatty.

I might be behind, or out of the loop, but why does her new girlfriend not show her face on camera?

Would you consent to show your face on video, knowing that people know what you have to do in that apartment?

clearly people aren't buying her Cameo and that's good, squeal piggy squeal.

I just realized she almost went 3 whole mukbang videos without staring into the camera like a narcissistic cunt in the thumbnail.View attachment 3130095

Alllmost. Then she had to do the side eye thing to check herself out. maybe the "fg" was holding a meer in front of her for the other two.

I’m just checking that the general consensus here is that she doesn’t have BED? and is a lazy manipulative woman who can’t stop eating fast food and likes to eat a copious about of junk snacks while watching tv at night?

No way she has BED. I have my doubts about this outpatient crap, too. She sounds like she used to sound about some health thing she had going on and regurgitated whatever she "researched" at Google U and Mayo, with WebMD as a standby. She's a narcissistic, gluttonous twat.

 

[bebopsingh]

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Narc personality pays and binging for life~ thanks AL

What fucking personality you stupid cow?

Pewdiepie has personality, Chris Chan had personality, hell even both Nickacado and Spoony have more personality than you do.

 

[Darleeen]

McBang, should have titled it Rummaging Fries.