Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Like "to stop tornados with bare hands" is not the best thing you've ever read. Pfft.

It's no "free as a bird, maybe a pigeon" or "knives on a platter"!

I really don't know what she expected when she enrolled in this program. Was she assuming they were going to give her a strict diet plan or something? Nobody can lose the weight FOR her.

She's claimed that strict diet plans make her binge. She also said, when she ran the first flag up the pole about quitting, that she knoew it's an eating disorder program, not a weight loss program. Of course, the way she sends shit down the memory hole, she'll pretend she didn't understand.

I know it would never happen, but it would do Amber so much good if she developed an actual starvation eating disorder and hired someone to monitor every calorie that went into her body. She is so afraid of "losing weight the wrong way" but that is lessening the likelihood of significant weight loss to practically 0%. If she went 7 days being heavily monitored eating 500 calories a day, she'd lose at least 30 pounds. She underestimates her size and her body's ability to burn fat. She's like every single one of those tubbies on My 600-lb Life. You're not a special case, Amber!

Except some of them actually lose the weight. Unlike Big Ham.

Congratulation someone.
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Thought Hamber was quitting instagram. Just one more thing she says she'll do and doesn't. That's a long, long list.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Congratulation someone.
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I've seen better phrased Nigerian scam emails

What a dumb cunt she is

Pssst...fatty...it ain't cute!

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

Congratulation someone.
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“I’m never gonna use this account again but please buy a cameo from me, I need the money!!”

 

[pistolwhipped]

She's claimed that strict diet plans make her binge. She also said, when she ran the first flag up the pole about quitting, that she knoew it's an eating disorder program, not a weight loss program. Of course, the way she sends shit down the memory hole, she'll pretend she didn't understand.

Exactly, which is why I have no idea what kind of magical solution she was expecting them to give her. I think she does understand this but she's pretending not to, because she doesn't actually want to put in the work. Unfortunately, her team has yet to figure out that the eating disorder isn't Amber's only issue- the other driving force here is greed. And no amount of therapy can fix that. If she actually sticks with this program, her specialists sure have their work cut out for them.

 

[Kier Starmer]

clearly people aren't buying her Cameo and that's good, squeal piggy squeal.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I know it would never happen, but it would do Amber so much good if she developed an actual starvation eating disorder and hired someone to monitor every calorie that went into her body. She is so afraid of "losing weight the wrong way" but that is lessening the likelihood of significant weight loss to practically 0%. If she went 7 days being heavily monitored eating 500 calories a day, she'd lose at least 30 pounds. She underestimates her size and her body's ability to burn fat. She's like every single one of those tubbies on My 600-lb Life. You're not a special case, Amber!

I honestly believe that she’d be healthier at this point if she developed a short term meth habit. It’s about the only way the Ham would willingly lose any significant amount of weight.

 

[marjoram]

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Gee FaTAl, maybe your "program" would "work for you" if you actually had BED and weren't just a fantastically fat fuckin' glutton? I dunno, maybe.
I cannot stand the "oooo, I'm so EXCITED" bullshit at every plate of slop in front of her. There's yer distorted relationship with food, fatass.. Most people don't clap and squeal like a retarded toddler on christmas morning when having a meal.

Work on THAT, asshole.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

As she was shoveling a mesa of cold noodle sludge into her thin-lipped, lying maw, she was constructing a setup wherein her failure at this version of fat camp will be the fault of her audience.

"I've tried all the diets and none of them work. I haven't lost any weight! YOU wanted me to get professional help and I'm doing what YOU wanted. If they don't give me a way to lose weight next appointment, then I don't know what will happen."

 

[Constellationzero]

I cannot stand the "oooo, I'm so EXCITED" bullshit at every plate of slop in front of her. There's yer distorted relationship with food, fatass.. Most people don't clap and squeal like a retarded toddler on christmas morning when having a meal.

Speaking the God honest truth.

One of the most grating things about Albert was her constant, unending "OOOOOH, Ahmsoexcited! Ahmsonervous! Areyouexcited? Youexcited? Huh? Huh? What'reyougonnaget? Youexcitedwhat'reyougonnaget?"

Like...shut the fuck up. Cheesecake Factory? (Insert generic) white trash asian buffet here? She needs to stick it up her Wow Bao and figure out how to wipe.

 

[FickleFuck]

She's pushing the dumb Cameo shit even more. Just how hard up is she for money and why, if Wipey has her own money and supposedly contributes? The desperation of pushing every and all the things she can is pathetic. This time is worse than when her and Becky were selling her used gross earrings last year. Every video is a nasty thumbnailed mookbang and no ones gives a shit. No one wants her stickers. Spamber is over because she never evolved and made herself even more boring than ever. It's the end. Good job, Wipey. You killed a cow.

 

[King Fructose]

I just realized she almost went 3 whole mukbang videos without staring into the camera like a narcissistic cunt in the thumbnail.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I cannot stand the "oooo, I'm so EXCITED" bullshit at every plate of slop in front of her. There's yer distorted relationship with food, fatass.. Most people don't clap and squeal like a retarded toddler on christmas morning when having a meal.

Damn, me either...it turns my stomach and I just don't understand it...

I get being 'excited' for a special meal out at a fancy restaurant, maybe, but a bog-standard (actually, sub-standard) everyday meal?

Like wtf? That's like saying 'omg I'm sooo excited' when you go for a pee!

And I guess therein lies the problem and the answer as to why most of us aren't 600lbs - nutrition serves a purpose whereas for Albert it IS her purpose, her only purpose, how fucking sad is that?

Or repackaged, normal people eat to live, Amber lives to eat (the irony being of course that it's killing her)

Oh well, eat more, Fatty - it's your (double-wide) casket, after all

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Damn, me either...it turns my stomach and I just don't understand it...

I get being 'excited' for a special meal out at a fancy restaurant, maybe, but a bog-standard (actually, sub-standard) everyday meal?

Like wtf? That's like saying 'omg I'm sooo excited' when you go for a pee!

And I guess therein lies the problem and the answer as to why most of us aren't 600lbs - nutrition serves a purpose whereas for Albert it IS her purpose, her only purpose, how fucking sad is that?

Or repackaged, normal people eat to live, Amber lives to eat (the irony being of course that it's killing her)

Oh well, eat more, Fatty - it's your (double-wide) casket, after all

If she actually bothered to be interested in anything or learn anything or see the world, she'd have something to genuinely be excited about.

If she isn't buying or eating food then she's buying plastic or paper crap.

I'm sure many have been there, through a lull in life or lockdown where the only interesting thing in the day is receiving your Amazon parcel and deciding which takeaway to have. However, for the majority of us it's temporary and not for multiple decades day in day out.

The furthest from home she has been in the last four or five years is about 75 miles at the most. Even people in the tiny island that is the UK commute that far twice in a day.

She just has absolutely fuck all going on.

 

[mekalekahi]

I’m just checking that the general consensus here is that she doesn’t have BED? and is a lazy manipulative woman who can’t stop eating fast food and likes to eat a copious about of junk snacks while watching tv at night?

 

[Thumb Butler]

I’m just checking that the general consensus here is that she doesn’t have BED? and is a lazy manipulative woman who can’t stop eating fast food and likes to eat a copious about of junk snacks while watching tv at night?

There is no way for us to know. She might or she might not. Doesn't matter really, since she won't get help or stop eating orange chicken.

 

[marjoram]

I’m just checking that the general consensus here is that she doesn’t have BED? and is a lazy manipulative woman who can’t stop eating fast food and likes to eat a copious about of junk snacks while watching tv at night?

*"Binge-eating episodes are associated with three (or more) of the following symptoms:

• Eating much more quickly than normal
• Eating until uncomfortably full
• Eating large amounts of food even when not physically hungry
• Eating alone because of embarrassment about how much one is eating
• Feeling disgusted with oneself, depressed, or very guilty afterward"

I've never seen anything even as vague as these with her. FatAl just eats a lot, often.

*Taken from some website, somewhere

 

[Constellationzero]

Damn, me either...it turns my stomach and I just don't understand it...

I get being 'excited' for a special meal out at a fancy restaurant, maybe, but a bog-standard (actually, sub-standard) everyday meal?

Like wtf? That's like saying 'omg I'm sooo excited' when you go for a pee!

And I guess therein lies the problem and the answer as to why most of us aren't 600lbs - nutrition serves a purpose whereas for Albert it IS her purpose, her only purpose, how fucking sad is that?

Or repackaged, normal people eat to live, Amber lives to eat (the irony being of course that it's killing her)

Oh well, eat more, Fatty - it's your (double-wide) casket, after all

I know you didn't mean to, but you just planted an earwig in my head.

Imagine a Cameo, or "custom video" montage of Albert spinning around, dropped jaw SPED face in various fass fud and fass casual restaurants while the Pointer Sisters get "So Excited...that they just can't hide it!"

Dumb. Autism. I know.

 

[Insulin reid]

i guess my question is, do you guys think amber sincerely sees herself as much skinnier than she really is, or do you think that she hates being reminded by others of her size? or even a combination of both? i could understand someone not realizing how big they actually are if they were the same height as amber and even a third of her weight right now, but for her to be just barely 5 feet tall and over 500 lbs and still in denial is just crazy.

Shes admitted many things but if i put on my tinfoil hat:
I think amber knows how big she is because when shes just existing it must be painful but she does everything to avoid reality including but not limited to:
Looking at life through a camera lens
Getting feeder fetish girlfriends
Ignore fucking everything and maintain a narrative as a self soothing coping mechanism.
That weird age regression/learned helplessness thing

Shes fucking weird. She says its important but she acts like its some baby chub she will grow out of quickly or like a quick 20lbs she can start to get rid of super quick so its no big deal.

Exactly, which is why I have no idea what kind of magical solution she was expecting them to give her. I think she does understand this but she's pretending not to, because she doesn't actually want to put in the work. Unfortunately, her team has yet to figure out that the eating disorder isn't Amber's only issue- the other driving force here is greed. And no amount of therapy can fix that. If she actually sticks with this program, her specialists sure have their work cut out for them.

There is no magical solution shes expecting, as she cant name what will help. Its a generic, nebulous blob of need. Its a base emotion. Amber, like the giant baby she is just realizes somethings wrong and will flail and cry when the need isnt met. Her goals constantly change so theres no path for help on any level. Theres no way to pin her down in a conversation because of her narcissism and theres no getting through to her about what has to happen on a medical level because shes got the mental strength and cognative ability of a paper towel in a hurricane.
Shes not willing to deal with the mental things that are scary and grow the fuck up so shes essentially paying some place for outpatient treatment to play "hulth journey" with her.
Fucking useless.

If she actually bothered to be interested in anything or learn anything or see the world, she'd have something to genuinely be excited about.

She just exists to consume.

If she isn't buying or eating food then she's buying plastic or paper crap.

I'm sure many have been there, through a lull in life or lockdown where the only interesting thing in the day is receiving your Amazon parcel and deciding which takeaway to have. However, for the majority of us it's temporary and not for multiple decades day in day out.

Seeing what happened during the pandemic, knowing what this level of removing someone from society does is horrifying to realize shes increasingly removed herself from the outside world for a while now.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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I swear, “SPAM HASHBROWNS MUKBANG!!! eating disorder recovery” is the funniest damn clickbait I’ve ever read. It’s like if someone made a video titled “TRYING JELLO SHOTS!!! alcoholism recovery”.

Bravo, I guess?

 

[Red Velvet Frappe]

She just needs to stick to her mukbangs. All the videos that aren't titled mukbangs are just mukbangs in disguise. It's all the same.