3/25/2022 - Alice claims Ralph date raped her while she was drunk. - 04/01/2022: Kino Kasino drops the messages...

Did Ralph date rape Alice?

  • Yes

    Votes: 534 70.3%
  • No

    Votes: 34 4.5%
  • Maybe??

    Votes: 192 25.3%

  • Total voters
    760
I don’t get the “chrast iz kang” line of mockery. He yelled it one time in Portugal but other than that I have literally not see him say or do one thing that would belie a Christian lifestyle. He never says anything about god or the Bible or being a good Christian.
There's that video of him screaming "IT WAS GAWD'S PLANNN," and dancing in his truck like a fat retard. He loves to larp as a Christian for brief moments like that.
 
There's that video of him screaming "IT WAS GAWD'S PLANNN," and dancing in his truck like a fat retard. He loves to larp as a Christian for brief moments like that.
Xian is the standard alt-right grift because they gather in mega churches and are easily influenced.

Christ, those DM's read like something off of TCAP.
Look at my cute kitties. Aww your dog is so cute. What do you want from Santa this Christmas sweetheart?
He makes me want to puke. Alice wanted to puke too obviously. How many ways can she say IM NOT INTERESTED.
ETA sorry double post my eyes look like Ralph’s after those dms god bless @AltisticRight taking one for the team
 
I'm pretty sure the amount of posts per page in a thread is 20 regardless of how long a post is.
Maybe I'm a boomer and that use to be a thing, maybe I'm just crazy and that's never how it was referred, I'm referring to million pages in how good damn far I have to scroll and microscopic the scroll bar is on that page with 100 vertical screenshots. It makes looking through them for stuff that interests me a nightmare.
 
Maybe I missed a few texts but the overwhelming sense I get is that Alice was torn between playing hard to get (who doesn't like free shit), trying to constantly drop hints she wasn't sexually interested in Ralph, and genuinely trying to have some friends.
I was actually kind of surprised, I assumed it would be Alice dick teasing him the whole time. She outright says a bunch of times, look I don't want to fuck you, I just want to boost my exposure. It almost.. almost makes me feel bad for her. She has a shitty family and genuinely just wants a safe place to stream and some actual friends. But she's a retard and picked ethan ralph and mantsu to grift off of.
What 'nigga died'? 🤔
The way May talks is weird. Not "have you heard from ethan omg I'm so worried about my husband!" no... "I think that nigga died". The way she talks about the pregnancy is weird too. I don't know if she's putting on an act because she's talking to a retarded child and she's trying to "act cool" but it's weird to say "When I had this kid we need to cosplay together uwu" instead of "when I finally have the baby we really need to hang out"
I think some of the texts from May are actually Ralph,
I thought so too when I first started reading. The problem is Meigh is just as degenerate, if not worse, than ralph. She did a very good job leeching his personality and tailoring the skin suit.

Also:
If you could do a Ctrl-H and replace all instances of Alice with Amanda, and Chicken with Digibro, I bet it would be an exact copy of ralph and may's original conversations. After faith got pregnant, he lost interest and starting pestering May to "drop that clown and just come hang out", "what size killstream shirt you want" etc.
 
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The Gambling Texts.
I’m glad Alice saved these, not just for the batshit idiocy of Ralph’s behavior betting on womens Indian badminton but also,
Can you imagine the levels of desperation to text I don’t know how many times to his fangirl about his boring as fuck gambling down to actual numbers and details up to the minute, and Alice is just like ‘yeah that’s cool’. ‘Wow’. and he’s so glad to have this homeless girl not tell him to shut the fuck up like a normal person would, and he thinks this is impressive information he’s telling her, it’s just… what’s a word that’s more extreme than pathetic?
 
The Gambling Texts.
I’m glad Alice saved these, not just for the batshit idiocy of Ralph’s behavior betting on womens Indian badminton but also,
Can you imagine the levels of desperation to text I don’t know how many times to his fangirl about his boring as fuck gambling down to actual numbers and details up to the minute, and Alice is just like ‘yeah that’s cool’. ‘Wow’. and he’s so glad to have this homeless girl not tell him to shut the fuck up like a normal person would, and he thinks this is impressive information he’s telling her, it’s just… what’s a word that’s more extreme than pathetic?
Gator was his only friend, and gator was (no offense) fucking boring. Meanwhile, there was a vagina owned by someone who was open to being texted by him. That is very exciting.

Ralph leads an incredibly surface level, self absorbed, and hedonistic life, and he lives it almost purely in the moment. 'Pathetic' is too weak of a word to describe it.
 
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