DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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You know what really sucks about his choice of detractor video? Aside from the 6 million view (OY! VEY!) clout chase? The fact that people know it isn't satisfactory. HE knows it isn't. The fact that it is so outdated is his shield. Now if you complain he can go "oh if its so outdated why am i still getting trolled? That shit doesn't matter anymore right?" He isn't debunking shit.

He even SAYS he isn't. Phil said Fredrick Knudsen was right and factual. So whats the point? Why not watch three 10 to 12 minute videos with 'slander'?

This is what i mean. Even when he gives his fans what they want he has to T O X I F Y it and make it PHIL-thy. The illusion of control.
 
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Phil on prestream tomorrow is gonna tell us all about how him and the horse were watching a pro-level top Fromsoft player on his first playthrough and he used magic to cheese the same two Tree Sentinels. This pro player then said you can play the game however you want on your first playthrough, anyone getting mad about it is a lame-brained nudnik morahn.
Oh and also nobody in this streamer's chat criticized him for this, they all praised him unlike Victim DSP.
 
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Balr0g said:
Most likely low khantribuitions.. and it demanded too mucgh of him unlike games like Ghostwire or the deep Bugsnax
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I'm currently playing borderlands 3 and I can confirm you cant just set that game down and pick it back up if you're a bit older than the average gamer.

So combine low khantributions with just the natural decline being a gamer as you age and that's why he dropped it. Game requires some attention.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
If we could, uhhh…. If we could, uhhh… WHAT, Phil? Spit it out! Did you realize that you couldn’t really say, “If you guys could uhh, give me more money?” Gotta find a less greedy way to say it! We totally understand, Phillip.

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This faggot should just put a 300$ tips gioal and be done with it. his whale brigade would reach it as long as he plays elden ring (other games most likely not) I hope once he finishes elden Ring his tip income dips belwo 50 for several consecutive streams or maybe even below 10 just to give his midlife crisis a nice kick. Then again I bet he will milk elden ring for all it's worth even though most other streamers are already doing challenge runs while Slowpokephil is still trying to finish it
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Some low key trolling?
You're not supposed to mention that you're socking to hit the goal.
That's not organic and there's a narrative to maintain. Get your shit together.
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I'm hoping 6:72 just saw something to use for a laugh, he's already paying a shitload too much for an "ironic fan", if not, we've got ourselves a hardcore paypig aiming for whale status over here...

I know we're supposed to "hate" Goken, Swaggins and such, but they're retarded enough to go back for more abuse, 6:72 however pretends to be a troll at "Level: DSP" and keeps on supporting piggy because...why?

I may be stupid but I'm not stupid enough to not realize that I didn't miss the joke due to it flying above my head, I missed it due to not being funny!
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
...Gotta find a less greedy way to say it! We totally understand, Phillip.
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His sense of entitlement never fails to astound me.

"I made the decision to wait til the last minute to do my taxes and I refuse to do them on my normal off-time. So, I'm taking away the content I normally provide to you and you should pay me for it."

You can tell from this clip that he knows, deep down under all of the mucus and gout, this is illogical and pathetic. Nevertheless, he muscles through it, suppressing the shame & guilt any normal person would feel and asks for more.

All for some sweaty jpegs on an irrelevant mobile game. Kill yourself, Phil. It's the easiest way out of this hellscape you've so autisticly concocted for yourself.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
You're the best, thanks dude. So knowing that he started the "no break after prestream" thing on 11/20/21, here's a very very basic analysis of how this has gone:

For the month prior to 11/20/21 (10/20 to 11/19, not including any special events), gameplay started on AVERAGE at 12:32 pm.
- Note: Start of gameplay is defined as when he first boots up the game from the Xbox/PS5 main menu (unless for whatever reason he immediately gets interrupted and leaves his chair, in which case the start time would be whenever he gets back).

For the month AFTER (11/20 to 12/19), gameplay started on AVERAGE at 12:26 pm (6 minutes earlier gameplay start compared to prior).

Now, for the most recent month (03/03 to 04/02) gameplay started on AVERAGE at 12:37 pm, an INCREASE of 5 minutes from PRIOR to the initial start date of this "change".

This can all be audited on the spreadsheet by the way. This dude sucks at everything lmao
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Phils an old man now. He works a hard back breaking blue collar job. Its tough his life is tough. Cut him some slack.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
You know what really sucks about his choice of detractor video? The fact that people know it isn't satisfactory.
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First off, Fredrik isn't a detractor, he's just someone telling a story, like any documentary should, I'm sure it created some detractors but it was never the aim of the video or the creator.
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He even SAYS he isn't. Phil said Fredrick Knudsen was right and factual. So whats the point? Why not watch three 10 to 12 minute videos with 'slander'?
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The point is that he makes the dented ones think he can handle trolls and deboonk us.
It's Phil after all, he's going to react to a video he stated that he'd already seen... (to me that decision makes sense due to knowing Dave, the rest of the world would go; "Huh, what, why?")
 
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Again, this is not the first time. Kevin retard paypig arrived, DSP switched to clown mode.

Also, he cant see shit.
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Also, and sorry people if you really have disability but dsp DOES LOOK LIKE A RETARD!
 
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Balr0g said:
This faggot should just put a 300$ tips gioal and be done with it. his whale brigade would reach it as long as he plays elden ring (other games most likely not) I hope once he finishes elden Ring his tip income dips belwo 50 for several consecutive streams or maybe even below 10 just to give his midlife crisis a nice kick. Then again I bet he will milk elden ring for all it's worth even though most other streamers are already doing challenge runs while Slowpokephil is still trying to finish it
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Yeah, but asking for $300 in one stream? That would make him look greedy! Better to just mention it every fifteen minutes…
 
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snort inquisition said:
i feel like gay ops are probably going on all the time in dsp chat, it's just that they're too fucking retarded to stand out amongst the crowd of retards
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Shinko is under the impression this is an OIC sock account.

Supposing that Phil reaches the Subs goal let me pontificate on what the narrative could be.
- Why is Phil hated? This is a question posed by the documentarian, and left open for the viewers interpretation.
This assumes two things- that detractors are monolith. We know the answer to this. What I am more interested is does PHIL believe this?

Argumentative disposition.
This is a very outdated, and light term to use for Phil. Even during the Tevin years DSP used slimy tactics to acquire money. This REALLY started with the cat, continued to his begathons.
Not sure on the timeline but begathons are not mentioned. This is what it is because I am sure Fred wanted people to make up their own mind.
Where am I playing/ black guy interview when he won after Evo. - Again does PHIL believe this is why ALL detractors exist?
My guess- no this stream is an attempt at keeping his supporters.

Blip- This was what it was. Phil ALWAYS claimed Blip was a bad company. I wonder if Twitch ban will be mentioned.
Passing the buck to YouTube- gifted memberships will be mentioned.

Mitch Dyer- Will he be a pussy or stand his ground? I am guessing pussy, as Dyer is still active.

Two last points- Panda. Yes, it will be skipped.
EvilAJ and TIHYDP/ Pultavi - Phil will definetly use this to gloss over why some other people hate him. Phil will say he has changed and does not strike things.
No Phil has NOT changed, he is worse because he has survived where typical people would not.
Trully a happy existence eh?
 
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