4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Crosseyed and soyfaced.
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The stream is an hour late almost. I’m pretty sure it’s not going to happen at this point
 
>is a "professional" streamer.
>"stream" is literally in the name of his brand/livelihood.
>has IRL streaming gear
>has experience doing IRL livestreams at events
>Hosts a "big" IRL event, been hyping it up for months, notable special guests and such
>Doesn't livestream it.

???
 
If there's still no stream that can only mean one thing: Not enough people showed up.

I'm very excited for this event. There's no way he sold all of the tickets because it would take every single member that regularly watches his show to purchase one. Purchasing a ticket requires that 1. the person has $65 in disposable income, 2. Be able to transport themselves to the trash filled bowling ally, and 3. Figure out how to use a computer well enough to purchase and save a ticket. I do not believe half of Ralphs audience can accomplish all three of these things and I'm being very generous.

My prediction, as optimistic as it is, is that Ralph will be arrested for some reason tonight. Give me all the rainbows you want but we all know there's a non-zero chance of it happening. If I'm right I'll look very impressive on a small thread on an internet forum.
I've got a hunch that Ralph's gonna do a wee bit too much coke tonight and start a fight with someone. That or someone calls the police because there's drugs being passed around. There's no way him and Dax won't be taking regular "breaks" to go powder up in the bathroom. If drug-sniffing dogs get anywhere near his fat ass tonight he is screwed.
 
So how long after the event starting do you all think it'll go to shit and someone gets arrested/the venue gets shut down?
 
If there's still no stream that can only mean one thing: Not enough people showed up.


I've got a hunch that Ralph's gonna do a wee bit too much coke tonight and start a fight with someone. That or someone calls the police because there's drugs being passed around. There's no way him and Dax won't be taking regular "breaks" to go powder up in the bathroom. If drug-sniffing dogs get anywhere near his fat ass tonight he is screwed.
or what i see as more likely: someone SWATs the event. if IP2 people are present, you can bet your money on it
 
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