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REECAP of CAYO COCO CUBA cu. CUBA HAS THE BEST COFFEE OMG (2022/04/02):
Originally titled: CAFE CON LECHE AMIGO
It's a new day. A better day! Where's Frank? Everyone is coming in. We are smiling. Human mask fully in place! SCP-400# has deleted their livestreams from yesterday and is READY to BEEZE! "So the bug, you wanna hear about the bug?" (
) "So the coffee this is the best coffee - " WHERE IS FRANK!?
"So the bug I didn't hear it all night because I thought I killed it or disabled it, yeah it's not a cockroach it's a really beautiful bug! I don't know what it is it's long and black and has really nice purple wings and like..." Ma'am we know 00FRANK is irresistible. "I was getting ready this morning and all of a sudden I see it hopping around all disabled, all disoriented, from under the thing...!" The bug she posted, that was ANOTHER CIA operative and is NOT Frank. Look so anyway...
"So I opened the door and it went out. That'll teach you to mess with the Beezers!" X. Chantal allegedly sent a picture of Frank to Luis and he cracked up thinking it was so funny. X. A VIB is worried about Frank being severely wounded. Fuck the bug. Chantal is not in the mood for that.
"I have sand flea bites all over my legs, I didn't know sand fleas were a thing" The Coobeeza Insect Amagalmation also has nautical forces. "Yeah, sand fleas!" Bites, everywhere! She put on cream for it and her sunburn, after sun cream!
So About Nader Time: 00:03:15.09
NB: She has changed the name of the stream, I have both listed. The original title is the present subtitle. Both WTF and DD SIMP streams have been deleted from her channel.
ETA: Formatting.
Originally titled: CAFE CON LECHE AMIGO
It's a new day. A better day! Where's Frank? Everyone is coming in. We are smiling. Human mask fully in place! SCP-400# has deleted their livestreams from yesterday and is READY to BEEZE! "So the bug, you wanna hear about the bug?" (
) "So the coffee this is the best coffee - " WHERE IS FRANK!?"So the bug I didn't hear it all night because I thought I killed it or disabled it, yeah it's not a cockroach it's a really beautiful bug! I don't know what it is it's long and black and has really nice purple wings and like..." Ma'am we know 00FRANK is irresistible. "I was getting ready this morning and all of a sudden I see it hopping around all disabled, all disoriented, from under the thing...!" The bug she posted, that was ANOTHER CIA operative and is NOT Frank. Look so anyway...
"So I opened the door and it went out. That'll teach you to mess with the Beezers!" X. Chantal allegedly sent a picture of Frank to Luis and he cracked up thinking it was so funny. X. A VIB is worried about Frank being severely wounded. Fuck the bug. Chantal is not in the mood for that.
"I have sand flea bites all over my legs, I didn't know sand fleas were a thing" The Coobeeza Insect Amagalmation also has nautical forces. "Yeah, sand fleas!" Bites, everywhere! She put on cream for it and her sunburn, after sun cream!
Do you think that maybe, he will rub suntan lotion on her back before the beach today?
Ma'am he's TWENTY.
The staff wave hello toKiwi Farms the VIB:
The server says, "Hiiii!" She seems innocent. Perhaps she has not yet found the thread. Or perhaps she has. She says hello, gives her name, and goes away. Chantal thinks this is just the bees knees.
"I have little flea bites all over my legs." Biological warfare. She is so happy she came, That's for sure! For sure! STARvINg! Cannot wait to eat! NEED CHORIZO! Chorizo and PASTA! What if Luis saved a cake for her? She wants to try the cake, the leche cake. Mmm. Cake. She is so burnt though so maybe no sunbathing today. Except her legs, shielded by the gunt from the light of day.
"I want to learn Spanish, it's such a beautiful language!" They have huts for the beach, SCP-400# can stay in a hut. Enjoy the beach but be protected from sand fleas! (
) Tonight there is a show and Chantal wants to DANCE! Dance with someone hot. Mm. Luis. T-w-e-n-t-y. She is going to miss Cuba so much. Chantal is planning on coming back. She may stay in Havana at that point! Real adventure. None of this tourist crap. That way she can flirt and enjoy herself.
Chantal isn't missing THC, and she is really learning so much about healthy living. Those freak out messages and videos? Just a little upset things at this all inclusive resort are not as convenient as they are back at the Villa. So rough. "I wanna go to Turkey, Turkey beeze! I have a travel bug, and not the bug in my room." F for the unnamed secondary operative.
<Snip World Traveler Multiculturtal and the Sisterhood of the Wandering V.I.Beezers>
No one is watching.
NO ONE is watching.
SCP-400# cannot wait to eat. "So hungry" () It's a half an hour until breakfast so the Great Northern Fupallo has decided to use the VIB to talk about food that will not be available at the buffet and wax poetic about insects and how everyone wants her.
Tonight we are going to the beach! Going to then have lunch, she is going to just do WORK! Then SUNSET BEEZE a late supper and right to the SHOW! Show at 9:30! It's 30C and we're going to COOBEEZE! () The VIB are still trying to convince Chantal to go to the pool even though she has said since the moment she landed in Coobeeza that she does not like pools, does not like the vibe, just HATES it! Hates it! FAT.
The chlorine, the people, ugh! Just not her vibe! OCEAN GIRL! Why would you swim in a pool when you can go in the O-SH-AHN!? Look maybe the pool a little bit later but...prolly not. Fuck the swim up bar. Ramo Alejandro isn't working there!
A random woman has wandered up to show us all some latte art, isn't it fancy!?
Uh.
It's a heart. Oh. The random woman is teaching Chantal the word for heart. SCP-400# flexes their claws cautiously. So hungry. Is this an offering? No. No! ACT HUMAN!
The nice lady waves and says "hiii". Hi Nice Lady!
Nevermind...
"What's your name?"
"My name is Julie."
Everyone is just so nice. And on vacation here. Or something. Chantal continuously says "Corazon" because she was taught this word by Julie. The VIB are not terribly impressed. Better to talk about food. SCP-400# is obsessed with pasta and bread. Despite Julie introducing herself, Chantal has changed her name to JUDY. She would totally party with JUDY.
<Snip All the Places Chantal'll Go>
Another cappuccino has arrived. Needs a packet or two of sugar. SCP-400# checks the Samsung Filters. Looking good?
She is going to get a HUGE map and pin ALL the places she's going to go! X.
<Snip All the Places Chantal'll Go to EAT>
"People have a right to believe in whatever you want but believing in God is the best feeling." Matthew 7:21-23.
VIB are worried about Frank. They have asked Chantal to describe him again. She has decided they will name the bugMiguel Ryan FRANK Terry? Fupa Removal Aerial Night Kang. Monty? "Julio Cucaracha." Die. Where is @Dandy ? She doesn't know. "I think @Dandy is Optimistic Prime"
Fuck this we need food.Time for BREKKIE! No wait! LUNCH TIME!
Ma'am he's TWENTY.
The staff wave hello to
The server says, "Hiiii!" She seems innocent. Perhaps she has not yet found the thread. Or perhaps she has. She says hello, gives her name, and goes away. Chantal thinks this is just the bees knees.
"I have little flea bites all over my legs." Biological warfare. She is so happy she came, That's for sure! For sure! STARvINg! Cannot wait to eat! NEED CHORIZO! Chorizo and PASTA! What if Luis saved a cake for her? She wants to try the cake, the leche cake. Mmm. Cake. She is so burnt though so maybe no sunbathing today. Except her legs, shielded by the gunt from the light of day.
"I want to learn Spanish, it's such a beautiful language!" They have huts for the beach, SCP-400# can stay in a hut. Enjoy the beach but be protected from sand fleas! (
) Tonight there is a show and Chantal wants to DANCE! Dance with someone hot. Mm. Luis. T-w-e-n-t-y. She is going to miss Cuba so much. Chantal is planning on coming back. She may stay in Havana at that point! Real adventure. None of this tourist crap. That way she can flirt and enjoy herself. Chantal isn't missing THC, and she is really learning so much about healthy living. Those freak out messages and videos? Just a little upset things at this all inclusive resort are not as convenient as they are back at the Villa. So rough. "I wanna go to Turkey, Turkey beeze! I have a travel bug, and not the bug in my room." F for the unnamed secondary operative.
<Snip World Traveler Multiculturtal and the Sisterhood of the Wandering V.I.Beezers>
No one is watching.
NO ONE is watching.
SCP-400# cannot wait to eat. "So hungry" (
) It's a half an hour until breakfast so the Great Northern Fupallo has decided to use the VIB to talk about food that will not be available at the buffet and wax poetic about insects and how everyone wants her.Tonight we are going to the beach! Going to then have lunch, she is going to just do WORK! Then SUNSET BEEZE a late supper and right to the SHOW! Show at 9:30! It's 30C and we're going to COOBEEZE! (
) The VIB are still trying to convince Chantal to go to the pool even though she has said since the moment she landed in Coobeeza that she does not like pools, does not like the vibe, just HATES it! Hates it! FAT.The chlorine, the people, ugh! Just not her vibe! OCEAN GIRL! Why would you swim in a pool when you can go in the O-SH-AHN!? Look maybe the pool a little bit later but...prolly not. Fuck the swim up bar. Ramo Alejandro isn't working there!
A random woman has wandered up to show us all some latte art, isn't it fancy!?
Uh.
It's a heart. Oh. The random woman is teaching Chantal the word for heart. SCP-400# flexes their claws cautiously. So hungry. Is this an offering? No. No! ACT HUMAN!
The nice lady waves and says "hiii". Hi Nice Lady!
Nevermind...
"What's your name?"
"My name is Julie."
Everyone is just so nice. And on vacation here. Or something. Chantal continuously says "Corazon" because she was taught this word by Julie. The VIB are not terribly impressed. Better to talk about food. SCP-400# is obsessed with pasta and bread. Despite Julie introducing herself, Chantal has changed her name to JUDY. She would totally party with JUDY.
<Snip All the Places Chantal'll Go>
Another cappuccino has arrived. Needs a packet or two of sugar. SCP-400# checks the Samsung Filters. Looking good?
She is going to get a HUGE map and pin ALL the places she's going to go! X.
<Snip All the Places Chantal'll Go to EAT>
"People have a right to believe in whatever you want but believing in God is the best feeling." Matthew 7:21-23.
VIB are worried about Frank. They have asked Chantal to describe him again. She has decided they will name the bug
Fuck this we need food.
Chantal may have a giant blister on her foot that requires her to walk with half of her shoe off but it is time to eat! First though just a stop off at her favorite bench.
Got to make sure that mask is on and we can get FOOD! Somewhere music is playing, people are talking to Chantal. We are staring at the Gunt, or the Fupa. Or something. People are talking and introducing themselves. Chantal gives ZERO fuck. She just wants to eat. The sun is so bright. SCP-400# hates the sun.
Chantal has been skipping breakfast because she is getting to bed so late! STARVING! LUNCH FOR BREKKIE!!!
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
The minions dance! Dance mortals! This is no longer confusing because it happened yesterday. Today this is amusing and not quite as much of an interruption to the feast. Maybe. Look. MOVE. Today having made it to the table, Chantal realizes she does not want to wait to tip, or get water, or Fanta. No. She tells the minion that she will immediately be getting food. It is time to face the throng again.
Rapidly we make our way toward the chorizo and cheese. SCP-400# realizes that no one else has yet to make it up from their table to attack the food.
"Ah ha...just showing the dancing. Ha ha!" That will fool them!
The dancing is wrapping up! Thank goodness! Time to attract the attention of a server. They will not allow her to feed herself.
These randos wave, the woman says "Hey". Chantal gives 0 middle of the night flying FUCKS. Why has the server not acknowledged her labored breathing!?
"I want some chorizo"
Chantal is practically in the buffet. She knows she is not allowed to serve herself. The mask is slipping. "HOHLAH CHAHOORIZO POR FAVORE!?" Get the fucking chorizo plebian.
"Yayyy!" ()
The cheese has been acquired. Now for BREAD!
Two pieces have been obtained. Two delicious pieces of toasty bread. Carbohydrates. Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies is moving at a pace that may make the mortals suspicious, but never fear, they have learned she is not to be trifled with near a buffet.
The men are undulating in a lascivious manner. The women gyrate their hips in time to the music. SCP-400# is thirsty. The broomsticking was so long ago. ().
From behind the mask the light of the Gunrar shines out. Truly we are blessed by this rare sighing of the Triple Goddess Chinny.
Chantal does not offer us a beauty bite, she detaches her jaw. The chorizo, cheese, and bread is shoved into her gaping maw. One bite, two, three, all without pulling the piece away, thrusting it forward like the green peen of the Egyptian Knight. Ravenous.
The effort of mastication has brought on a case of the sweats.
Chantal cares about the VIB almost as much as everyone else in their lives, which is to say: not much.
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>
This line is much better than the other day! That was just awful! The real eating must begin now.
Fuck! FUCK! THE MASK! Fuck!
Guntlebutted, she hurples back to the table at lightning speed. Fucking MASKS! It is a quick trip, faster and fatter than it should by all rights be. Karlee has reappeared. Chasing clout. Being a true fan...or something? This is all just a way to fill time while waiting in the line for our turn to FEAST.
Healthy Beezin'!
There is no time to care when it's time to feed.
Chantal has been eating at such a rapid pace that she has to pull a literal chicken bone out of her mouth. This surprises her.
This time we are graced with a Beauty Bite (tm The Beezer Show). She is used to eating boneless, skinless chicken, but here "There's no waste!" (LOLWUT!?) Also we are trying Pork-et-a?
"Croak-etta?" Bless.
"It's a flavor I've never tasted before that's why I'm a little confused"
This No Waste Chicken is way better than the fried pickled thing.
Yucca and pumpkin and just so healthy and delicious! "MmmmmM" She hates it.
Chantal is explaining she doesn't like to eat pigs because they're too intelligent. A VIB advises that chorizo is typically made from pork. Oh. Okay maybe sometimes pigs...
"I forgot about that!"
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT AND MUH ANXIETY FOR THE NIGHT TIME>
It's time to go. Back to the room! Time to get ready for DINNER! Dinner and Sunset Beeze! And CLUB BEEZE! Or SHOW BEEZE! There will be BEEZIN! ()
Got to make sure that mask is on and we can get FOOD! Somewhere music is playing, people are talking to Chantal. We are staring at the Gunt, or the Fupa. Or something. People are talking and introducing themselves. Chantal gives ZERO fuck. She just wants to eat. The sun is so bright. SCP-400# hates the sun.
Chantal has been skipping breakfast because she is getting to bed so late! STARVING! LUNCH FOR BREKKIE!!!
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
The minions dance! Dance mortals! This is no longer confusing because it happened yesterday. Today this is amusing and not quite as much of an interruption to the feast. Maybe. Look. MOVE. Today having made it to the table, Chantal realizes she does not want to wait to tip, or get water, or Fanta. No. She tells the minion that she will immediately be getting food. It is time to face the throng again.
Rapidly we make our way toward the chorizo and cheese. SCP-400# realizes that no one else has yet to make it up from their table to attack the food.
"Ah ha...just showing the dancing. Ha ha!" That will fool them!
The dancing is wrapping up! Thank goodness! Time to attract the attention of a server. They will not allow her to feed herself.
These randos wave, the woman says "Hey". Chantal gives 0 middle of the night flying FUCKS. Why has the server not acknowledged her labored breathing!?
"I want some chorizo"
Chantal is practically in the buffet. She knows she is not allowed to serve herself. The mask is slipping. "HOHLAH CHAHOORIZO POR FAVORE!?" Get the fucking chorizo plebian.
"Yayyy!" (
)
The cheese has been acquired. Now for BREAD!
Two pieces have been obtained. Two delicious pieces of toasty bread. Carbohydrates. Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies is moving at a pace that may make the mortals suspicious, but never fear, they have learned she is not to be trifled with near a buffet.
The men are undulating in a lascivious manner. The women gyrate their hips in time to the music. SCP-400# is thirsty. The broomsticking was so long ago. (
).
From behind the mask the light of the Gunrar shines out. Truly we are blessed by this rare sighing of the Triple
Chantal does not offer us a beauty bite, she detaches her jaw. The chorizo, cheese, and bread is shoved into her gaping maw. One bite, two, three, all without pulling the piece away, thrusting it forward like the green peen of the Egyptian Knight. Ravenous.
The effort of mastication has brought on a case of the sweats.
Chantal cares about the VIB almost as much as everyone else in their lives, which is to say: not much.
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>
This line is much better than the other day! That was just awful! The real eating must begin now.
Fuck! FUCK! THE MASK! Fuck!
Guntlebutted, she hurples back to the table at lightning speed. Fucking MASKS! It is a quick trip, faster and fatter than it should by all rights be. Karlee has reappeared. Chasing clout. Being a true fan...or something? This is all just a way to fill time while waiting in the line for our turn to FEAST.
Healthy Beezin'!
There is no time to care when it's time to feed.
Chantal has been eating at such a rapid pace that she has to pull a literal chicken bone out of her mouth. This surprises her.
This time we are graced with a Beauty Bite (tm The Beezer Show). She is used to eating boneless, skinless chicken, but here "There's no waste!" (LOLWUT!?) Also we are trying Pork-et-a?
"Croak-etta?" Bless.
"It's a flavor I've never tasted before that's why I'm a little confused"
This No Waste Chicken is way better than the fried pickled thing.
Yucca and pumpkin and just so healthy and delicious! "MmmmmM" She hates it.
Chantal is explaining she doesn't like to eat pigs because they're too intelligent. A VIB advises that chorizo is typically made from pork. Oh. Okay maybe sometimes pigs...
"I forgot about that!"
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT AND MUH ANXIETY FOR THE NIGHT TIME>
It's time to go. Back to the room! Time to get ready for DINNER! Dinner and Sunset Beeze! And CLUB BEEZE! Or SHOW BEEZE! There will be BEEZIN! (
)There is a woman in charge of making sure that guests have a good time. She is hounding Chantal to take advantage of some of the features of her all inclusive package that do not include the buffet. SCP-400# entertains the mortal. There is a 3pm pool party affair.
Pleasantries are exchanged until such time she can escape.
We're back at thewalkway Garden.
As the pool continues to be a point of contention for the VIB, we are shown the outside. So we know where Chantal will never ever take us:
A moment of rest and recuperation and we're on the move again. Looking human. Doing mortal things.
It's too hot for this farce. The room has AIR CONDITIONING!
It has also been thoroughly disinfected in her absence. As much as possible.
Chantal meanwhile is thirsting over the man who was dancing and had a little too much of a bulge showing for polite company.
Everything has been going a little bit better. Yeah she has freaked out a little here and there but that's just a reaction she can't control. Maybe she should go dancing. That guy might be there! She loves this OCEAN VIEW! Maybe we will go dancing! Maybe! Oh gosh what if that guy is there? Mmmm. "SCREW YOU FEAR SCREW YOU! FEAR MAKES ME ANGRY". She is a Stronk Aries Cuntal. Chantal references her own deleted stream from the night before where she introduces Frank.
Chantal believes that the people staffing the resort are going out and catching the fish fresh that day, and slaughtering the chickens before they cook them.
<Snip all the Places We'll Beeze>
Seriously, it's going to happen.
Chantal spends over thirty minutes appeasing her VIB and saying absolutely nothing of consequence. Karlee is wedged so far up Chantal's cunt that if she still possessed ovaries, Karlee would be released like a bonus egg. Either way though, Chinny needs to recharge her phone and totally not stalk Nader. Maybe later she will be back. SHE IS NEVER TALKING ABOUT NADER AGAIN! Again?
Byeeeee!
Pleasantries are exchanged until such time she can escape.
We're back at the
As the pool continues to be a point of contention for the VIB, we are shown the outside. So we know where Chantal will never ever take us:
A moment of rest and recuperation and we're on the move again. Looking human. Doing mortal things.
It's too hot for this farce. The room has AIR CONDITIONING!
It has also been thoroughly disinfected in her absence. As much as possible.
Chantal meanwhile is thirsting over the man who was dancing and had a little too much of a bulge showing for polite company.
Everything has been going a little bit better. Yeah she has freaked out a little here and there but that's just a reaction she can't control. Maybe she should go dancing. That guy might be there! She loves this OCEAN VIEW! Maybe we will go dancing! Maybe! Oh gosh what if that guy is there? Mmmm. "SCREW YOU FEAR SCREW YOU! FEAR MAKES ME ANGRY". She is a Stronk Aries Cuntal. Chantal references her own deleted stream from the night before where she introduces Frank.
Chantal believes that the people staffing the resort are going out and catching the fish fresh that day, and slaughtering the chickens before they cook them.
<Snip all the Places We'll Beeze>
Seriously, it's going to happen.
Chantal spends over thirty minutes appeasing her VIB and saying absolutely nothing of consequence. Karlee is wedged so far up Chantal's cunt that if she still possessed ovaries, Karlee would be released like a bonus egg. Either way though, Chinny needs to recharge her phone and totally not stalk Nader. Maybe later she will be back. SHE IS NEVER TALKING ABOUT NADER AGAIN! Again?
Byeeeee!
NB: She has changed the name of the stream, I have both listed. The original title is the present subtitle. Both WTF and DD SIMP streams have been deleted from her channel.
Chantal thinking about Brazil:
"Brazilian men, are FUEGO!"
"Brazilian men, are FUEGO!"
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