DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Feel free to point out if I missed some things.

The cardboard dick guy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Things DSP will never forget

• not getting the Wolverine figure early.
• BK ChiKing sandwich.
• 4th place at EVO.
• Jacking it in front of chat.
• Keemstar "you're still on mission one."
• Being departnered by Twitch.
• His basic ass tweet on the Oscar's incident.

Feel free to point out if I missed some things.

Anyways this might as well be his legacy, being a joke 90% of the time, combined with his lukewarm Tweets.

I don't think I have seen someone humble brag this fucking much over a tweet.

You know you are a NEET when a tweet is the highlight of your last 10 years.

His one video that got a million views on KOGaming.

His "viral" ProJared tweet.

The Dutch escort catfish.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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The second time now that he's reposted this fucking thing for no reason, I agree this is actually the most pathetic thing from him in recent memory imo.

 

[Sukkahousuritari]

The Dutch escort catfish.

Oh man, that brings back memories. That was such a good arc, writers were on point.

 

[Genichiro]

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Makes you reminisce and remember the glory days of Twitch and machinima, eh Phil ?

Those are mountains of gold you refused to climb again. Pity.

 

[豚蜚蠊]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?


Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

 

[Ching_Chong]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?
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Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

Should just do it instead of planning and then being a lazy ass to have someone here mail it.

 

[Lando Griffin]

Not sure how well that would work out. The trolls are engaged because of how toxic he is and how his ego tries to mask everything. Long term, people would get bored.

Yeah, thinking it over, I will agree.

I think he's already self-aware that he's a fraud and a mooch, but he has to keep the charade going as long as possible.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?
View attachment 3139573View attachment 3139588View attachment 3139589View attachment 3139574

Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

His first name only has one "l"

It's Philip, not Phillip

Should be Katherine Burnell

The name of his company is "Burnell Productions"

 

[LieLieFyre]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?
Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

6b should be yes. The manping has a axe near his door and regularly threatens people by saying he will beat them up. Very dangerous.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Did anyone in chat spoil Wrestlemania for Phil?

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Phil gets 87k likes on Twitter.

He is now "reminiscing" about that event that happened last week.

Imagine having a RESPOND TWEET on the most cancerous social media platform be the pinnacle of your online career and brag about it.

 

[TJGamebox]

Was online 1am his time. VERY HARD WORKING

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Phil gets 87k likes on Twitter.

He is now "reminiscing" about that event that happened last week.

Imagine having a RESPOND TWEET on the most cancerous social media platform be the pinnacle of your online career and brag about it.

What's especially sad is that, unless I missed something, the tweet didn't even really go viral. Yeah, it got a lot of likes, no denying that, but I don't think that qualifies as going viral. When something goes viral, it gets reposted/quoted/has some kind of relevancy, even if it's a 15 minutes of fame type thing. When compared to all the other coverage of the slap, this was barely a drop in the pond. As an example of something going viral, Amy Schumer's response was constantly getting quoted because it was a very clickbaity "I was traumatized" style comment. Outside of us spergs who make a hobby of over analyzing Phil's tweets, the most people cared was taking the effort to click a like button, which I imagine they did to a number of other, similar posts. Take away the names and I'd be amazed if they could spot Phil's tweets from all the similar ones they liked.

 

[We Are The Witches]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?
View attachment 3139573View attachment 3139588View attachment 3139589View attachment 3139574

Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

If you ever need this information (from this website):
https://dor.wa.gov/ (Look up a business)
https://secure.dor.wa.gov/gteunauth/_/

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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That can't be good for your back, Phil.

 

[Balr0g]

That can't be good for your back, Phil.

If he can even find his micro penne

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?
View attachment 3139573View attachment 3139588View attachment 3139589View attachment 3139574

Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

While people might rate you autistic, don't mind it. I think this is a fair idea if done correctly. Once done it has to be looked over so it has zero errors. It's not really a crime to report a crime, is it? At the end of the day lads from the US should be upset since Phil is playing your system. Also after Piece's stream it's quite clear the cunt will be lying about stuff on his taxes.
He got away with very, very clear bankruptcy fraud. You're menal to think he's being honest on his taxes. More so with all the donation methods, giftcards and god knows what else.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

So if DSP was going to save 2500 ( or more ) a month by refinancing his mortgage and still pay for 2 condos how much more does he have to spend on doordash and WWE Champions now.

This is hilarious to me because I know what it means for Phil to refinance his mortgage, there is various reasons to do this, for example: increasing or decreasing the period of the mortage to affect the amount that you pay (for example if you had a 30 year mortgage and you are making more money you can reduce it to a 15 year one so you end up paying less money but pay more per month) or to cash out on your equity lmao (for example if you paid 50k into your equity you can borrow 20k of equity and now owe 20k more for your mortgage, this is used so you can have access to money without asking for a loan or using a credit card).

This is very funny to me because the king of instant gratification is more likely going to change his mortgage into a longer one so he has to pay less money per month but more money in total, who cares if he has to end up paying more money? THAT'S FOR FUTURE PHIL TO WORRY ABOUT!! Present Phil needs more doordash and WWE pulls. It's either that or he is going to ask for an equity loan, and again, that's for future Phil to worry about.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

While people might rate you autistic, don't mind it. I think this is a fair idea if done correctly. Once done it has to be looked over so it has zero errors. It's not really a crime to report a crime, is it? At the end of the day lads from the US should be upset since Phil is playing your system. Also after Piece's stream it's quite clear the cunt will be lying about stuff on his taxes.
He got away with very, very clear bankruptcy fraud. You're menal to think he's being honest on his taxes. More so with all the donation methods, giftcards and god knows what else.

How he escapes being audited every year has to be the most pigroach thing ever