Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[Valkorion]

Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.

To be fairer to him than his attention seeking soy ass deserves, I fell apart both times I've had Taco Bell and my go to comfort food is a good chicken madras.
Taco Bell is some foul shit.

I come from a country that doesn't have Taco Bell but I heard this from Americans a lot. Apparently, Taco Bell food is one of the best laxatives on Earth, could someone enlighten me?

 

[Toolbox]

Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.

The fact it's a frenchie and some way larger dog too, I would hope they are neutered if the bulldog is female.
"Furbaby" dumbassery packaged all in one advertisement.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.

I'll gladly take the hats on this one.
I fucking hate the term "fur babies" and any variation of "-baby"/"-parent" that's not towards an actual family.
You can just smell the dried-up eggs.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Going to an NBA game only to buy every food item on the menu is why many hardcore NBA fans of the 90’s are calling this new generation of NBA fans soft and weak.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Going to an NBA game only to buy every food item on the menu is why many hardcore NBA fans of the 90’s are calling this new generation of NBA fans soft and weak.

Jesus that is going to burn a hole in your wallet

 

[Donttouch2323]

I come from a country that doesn't have Taco Bell but I heard this from Americans a lot. Apparently, Taco Bell food is one of the best laxatives on Earth, could someone enlighten me?

They make their food using a weird meat paste. It seems to make everyone sick.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I come from a country that doesn't have Taco Bell but I heard this from Americans a lot. Apparently, Taco Bell food is one of the best laxatives on Earth, could someone enlighten me?

There isn't much more to say beyond that. It's the cheapest shittiest food you can imagine and I would hesitate to use it as livestock feed let alone give it to humans.

 

[Protistology]

They make their food using a weird meat paste. It seems to make everyone sick.

I have a friend who was an empolyee. The meat paste come in frozen bags and they are just heated up in the bag.

 

[HerrKlicks]

I guess this falls under consoomer culture as well?

https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1509988928325300224

https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1493656933257068548

https://twitter.com/margiesspiral/status/1510092282610995205

It's amazing how they all have the same format, same monotone voiceover, same empty lifestyle portrayed...
...is this some kind of "recruitment campaign" by big tech or just bugpeople being bugpeople?

 

[glass_houses]

All this is fascinating. Taco Bell in Australia, while granted, not fantastic, is still made out of identifiable meat. I wonder if it's because they're softening us up before they start dishing out the gloop or if it's because we have better food laws.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

All this is fascinating. Taco Bell in Australia, while granted, not fantastic, is still made out of identifiable meat. I wonder if it's because they're softening us up before they start dishing out the gloop or if it's because we have better food laws.

Better food laws.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I guess this falls under consoomer culture as well?
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https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1509988928325300224

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https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1493656933257068548

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https://twitter.com/margiesspiral/status/1510092282610995205

It's amazing how they all have the same format, same monotone voiceover, same empty lifestyle portrayed...
...is this some kind of "recruitment campaign" by big tech or just bugpeople being bugpeople?

Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.

 

[Vingle]

All this is fascinating. Taco Bell in Australia, while granted, not fantastic, is still made out of identifiable meat. I wonder if it's because they're softening us up before they start dishing out the gloop or if it's because we have better food laws.

Better food laws.

KFC cannot even establish in my country, because they refuse to adhere to the local food laws. Which is bs, because Burger King and McDonalds has been here for way long. Only difference is the meat is better quality than in other countries. But you know, too expensive to serve anything else than slop.

 

[Valkorion]

They make their food using a weird meat paste. It seems to make everyone sick.

There isn't much more to say beyond that. It's the cheapest shittiest food you can imagine and I would hesitate to use it as livestock feed let alone give it to humans.

Thank you both. When I visit the United States, I'm going to avoid Taco Bell like the plague.

I guess this falls under consoomer culture as well?
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https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1509988928325300224

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https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1493656933257068548

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https://twitter.com/margiesspiral/status/1510092282610995205

It's amazing how they all have the same format, same monotone voiceover, same empty lifestyle portrayed...
...is this some kind of "recruitment campaign" by big tech or just bugpeople being bugpeople?

Just . I love how the first two start off by saying "I'm in my early twenties and I work a fancy job in a fancy company", and then mention having classes in passing, also the first girl's notes clearly looked like a student's notes. No way in hell you have such a job at such a company in your early fucking twenties. They are student interns at best. And they can keep their damn rabbit food, I'm not eating that shit either.

Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.



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This whole "dark academia" thing basically amounts to "tell me you study a useless humanities subject without telling me you study a useless humanities subject". Side note: "sticky sweet drops of vodka". Clearly, someone has never touched vodka before.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thank you both. When I visit the United States, I'm going to avoid Taco Bell like the plague.

Smart move, avoid all fast food is possible, even the relatively decent stuff still isn't great.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

"tell me you study a useless humanities subject without telling me you study a useless humanities subject".

Being an intellectual is about buying the right blazer to pose with holding a book.

 

[HerrKlicks]

Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.



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This is all?
I always thought Dark Academia was rooted in certain fandoms people were afraid they would 'outgrow' like Harry Potter and some shit.
It's basically if you threw a hipster, a nerd and a goth chick into a blender and added plenty of soy milk to dilute it?

 

[Valkorion]

Smart move, avoid all fast food is possible, even the relatively decent stuff still isn't great.

So, it's best to just go to, I don't know how to phrase it better, a real restaurant instead of the fast food chains. I mean, American cuisine is great when it is made with higher quality ingredients.

Being an intellectual is about buying the right blazer to pose with holding a book.

These assholes turn academia into a fucking fashion statement.

This is all?
I always thought Dark Academia was rooted in certain fandoms people were afraid they would 'outgrow' like Harry Potter and some shit.
It's basically if you threw a hipster, a nerd and a goth chick into a blender and added plenty of soy milk to dilute it?

It seems like a "mature" continuation of the overall theme of the insufferable teen girl who is not like the other girls and writes retarded poetry and fanfiction, and who's into actors like Ben Whishaw or Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

[HerrKlicks]

It seems like a "mature" continuation of the overall theme of the insufferable teen girl who is not like the other girls and writes retarded poetry and fanfiction, and who's into actors like Ben Whishaw or Benedict Cumberbatch.

"I'm not like the other girls"

*suffers a psychotic episode and bashes your head in with her typewriter while you sleep*

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It's basically if you threw a hipster, a nerd and a goth chick into a blender and added plenty of soy milk to dilute it?

Basically people with main character syndrome