4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[AncientPhosphur]

This night is everything I wanted it to be. It’s beautiful. Thank you Ralph, no one ruins your own life and creates a dumpster fire of failure quite like you

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

It’s moments like this why Ralph never gets boring to see. We should have a countdown to Ralph’s next head injury.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Jesus Christ how many fights can one pig get into in one night.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh yeah! What happened to those supposed bikers? I thought it was a MC hangout? couldn't they have stopped the ayylogs?

I didn’t see any bikers or hot strippers with big titties? WTF!?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Remember kids, always turn off autocomplete. That shit is fucking worthless, and as time passes the odds of it autocompleting in something embarrassing reaches 100%.

 

[MadStan]

My Goodness. They broke my meter, it went through the roof.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Yeah, he definitely wanted that shit gone.
But if you watch the incident from the stream cam, you can see one or two other guys filming it outside in the hallway.
Unless they're devout followers of his or he forced them to delete it, we may see that footage sometime.

I forget, didn't the stream go down for awhile just after his exchange with Chaggot? Ralph is definitely a big enough faggot to try and have everyone's phones searched. Hopefully some footage of the stomp survived.
but it might also have been caught on the alley's security cams.

 

[Motherf*cker]

I can't wait for Ethan's spin on what a successful and content filled show that he put on and all his paypigs sucking his dick on what a great show it was!

It was such a disaster, holy fuck

 

[Easterling]

Jesus Christ how many fights can one pig get into in one night.

He clearly did a few lines while he was off camera and then started sperging at jim on twitter, which by the way is the gayest thing you could possibly do while on drugs. You could see in photos inside his mouth that he was parched despite being in a room filled with refreshments. Throw in some paranoia, beligerent attitude and he's gonna start shit with people that you could see before he could barely tolerate.

 

[Mrdeadmandt]

I didn’t see any bikers or hot strippers with big titties? WTF!?

My bike is being serviced at the moment. I spent that evening and night, however, dealing with a drunk that got so wasted he collapsed to his side while still in a chair.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I went to sleep and missed the good stuff I’m glad Seethan’s event as well as Portugal.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

The question for me now is:

Does Ethanol think this event was a big fat iNTERNET W? Or is he rightfully insecure about the humiliation he has brought himself?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Yeah, he definitely wanted that shit gone.
But if you watch the incident from the stream cam, you can see one or two other guys filming it outside in the hallway.
Unless they're devout followers of his or he forced them to delete it, we may see that footage sometime.

Most the people there seem to have been the type of braindead idiots that follow Ralph 100% no matter what, so I don't have high hopes.
At the same time Ralph was completely shocked Chaggot recorded it so I doubt he would be aware about anyone else doing it, it's just a matter of someone releasing it at this point, either by mistake thinking they're showing how "alpha" Ralph looks or because they were alogs there to have fun.

Could Ralph get in trouble for it though? I know he won't, but theoretically the guy swung first so it's his fault no? At the same time Ralph can't claim self-defense while the guy was subdued by four other people.

He does look like a complete and total pussy though, he just screams "ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!" and waits for men to solve his problem like a woman, reminds me of Warski's "AIM AIM AIM".

 

[Beavis]

Did they even have a proper bowling tournament between the teams? It looks like anyone that wanted to bowl could and Ralph gave himself the trophy.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Top moments for me:

1) Metokur humiliating Ralph on twitter, Ralph's subsequent meltdowns.
2) Destiny making fun of Ralph, the debate topic, the size of the audience and giving KF a shoutout. What a mensch.
3) Daddy Dax leaving with his overdressed gf less than half way through
4) Chaggot getting maced. Ralph should've sprayed for longer.
5) Ralph drove 20+ hours for this, lol

What an absolute disaster of an event. I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics Ralph has to perform to spin this as a win.
Edit:

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

The question for me now is:

Does Ethanol think this event was a big fat iNTERNET W? Or is he rightfully insecure about the humiliation he has brought himself?

Big fat iNTERNET W. Fucking aylawgs failed to shut down the event, and he btfo'd that fucking scaredy cat Cancerman on twitter at the same time. He can't stop winning, Jersh felted in perpetuity.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I literally stayed up to 8am my time watching it and it was well worth it.

But yeah, let's not do the gay alog shit of trying to work out how Ralph will DEFINITELY get arrested for some random shit that happened THIS time!!!!!!

No, he's not going to get arrested for pushing coleslaw guy or whatever happened. No, he's not getting arrested for kicking the guy on the ground. No, he's not getting arrested for holding or using mace. No, he's not getting arrested for some obscure gambling law in Texas about bowling contests.

Its super cringe everytime people try and fanfiction some reason for him to go to jail. Police don't care. They aren't going to chase him across state for something so small.

It was a proper trainwreck of a night, Ralph lost so fucking hard and it was a great night of content. Let's just enjoy that and laugh at Ralph.

Also, hi Ralph. Please do this again next year. I genuinely might fly all the way to America to attend.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

let me remind people he got SPCC doxxed and arrested because he decided it would be hilarious to call the same people he did and let them in on the bit.

she has a personality made for blowjobs.

Wait what the fuck, arrested? Precious SPCC?

Don't you find Iggernay funny? Don't you? Let me repeat it again. The only funny part was that the audience actually didn't get it.

Default audience reaction crickets image

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph doesn't start going full retard until he's publicly slighted.

Dick already cosigned everything Rekieta has ever said about Ralph when he had Nick on Road Rage and then did a full podcast with him a few weeks ago.

 

[Beavis]

How much money did Ralph lose on this event?