DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UncleTusky]

How he escapes being audited every year has to be the most pigroach thing ever

Based on his estimates of the tax he owes and our estimates of his income, he does not claim the $5,000 in monthly business expenses on his income tax forms and deducts an amount much closer to the standard deduction. With that in mind he is not a person of interest to the IRS because he is more or less ahnest and pays a penalty on top of his taxes as part of the installment plan. If you want to report him for perjury and bankruptcy fraud here is a link that would be more appropriate:

Report Suspected Bankruptcy Fraud

www.justice.gov

Edit: I reread the begruptcy forms and Rochelle did not have to certify that she believed the numbers were true or that she had independently verified them, only that the application accurately captured the cost and scope of her representation. This means she could just blame Phil for lying to her and get away scot-free even if Nancy had realized the numbers were fabricated. There is no such protection for tax preparers who have to sign saying "Under penalties of perjury, I declare that I have examined this return and accompanying schedules and statements, and to the best of my knowledge and belief, they are true, correct, and complete". It's one thing to lie when there are no consequences, it's another to lie when the consequences include jail time and the client isn't paying enough to make the risk worthwhile.

 

[strandedcastaway]

As far as the taxes, seeing all of the "is he going to take all the deductions" and "business expenses", remember:

1) Phil is on a payment plan to pay his back taxes. I'm not saying he's been audited, but you'd have to think the IRS has at least looked over his forms a bit before they approve that sort of plan.

2) We know Phil used WWE microtransactions for business expenses, but I don't think this is going to sound fradulent to the IRS unless they watch Phil's videos on a daily basis, and they don't. A gamer having game purchases as a business expense is going to sound accurate. And in the end, they just want their money.

3) Even though Phil is taking days off to "work on his taxes", he ALSO claims he's just gathering tax information to give his "tax guy" to do the actual taxes. And again, I know taxes are due by the 18th, so unless he files for an extension, the "tax guy still has to do my taxes" story sounds faker and faker the closer we get to the IRS deadline. But in the end, at least in Phil's version, he's taking 10-15 hours off just to organize forms.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This is probably autistic retarded and won't work but I've attached a mostly filled out IRS 3949a form for reporting tax fraud from

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

Should anything else be added or changed?
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Also, could someone please mail it to the IRS when it's ready?

Thanks.

You need to add the tax id number for his Burnell Enterprises entity. If you know the last four digits of the social security number you can put that in too in the XXX-XX-#### format as well. You also can scrub his bank information from the bank leaks and mortgage information for part C. You're not the first person to inquire about this but you are the first I've seen that has bothered to even go this far in presenting a partial filled form for the potential complaint. You might as well go ahead and start checking off more suspicion boxes in section B, if you're going to go broke go big as they say. You just print out the form and mail it to the PO Box listed at the bottom, anyone can do it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

If we could, uhhh…. If we could, uhhh… WHAT, Phil? Spit it out! Did you realize that you couldn’t really say, “If you guys could uhh, give me more money?” Gotta find a less greedy way to say it! We totally understand, Phillip.

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Doesn't he say the reason he resets the tip goal at night is because its a different audience? So why would 'first shift' need to make up for second shift?
No no wait. Its because he needs to 'make up' if first stream was slow.

But... he hit the goal... Whuh?

Also not sure whats going on with Pigpiggo. It looks stuck in February? There are no results for March. Am i the only one?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Imagine about to hit 40 and this is the thing you're most proud of, a tweet, not even a hot take or ruining someones day but the most pedestrian take that tweet-ards and like bots like cause of the blue check next to the name...

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Does anyone here have any data on the fluctuating tips goal amounts over the past few years? Wasn’t it like $50 per stream before COVID?

 

[Lazycunt]

So he's paying someone to file his taxes but it's also taking him multiple nights off to gather all his information and its complex , so let me get this straight he played someone 1500 dollars to do his taxes the story has more holes in it than Swiss cheese.

I know the reason he doesn't just say he wants another night off is because he's trying to keep the victim adult larp so he has an excuse to ask for 300 for less content.
I'm curious as to what he's actually doing or maybe he's doing his own taxes and lied about that 1500 dollar cpa/tax guy/accountant/tax lawyer .....lol he can never just stick to one fucking word

Phill has no bankruptcy back up for 5 or whatever number more years and no savings .

Advice for you Phill
stop playing mobile games you idiot and put some forethought into your future unless you are actively ok with sabotaging your own life.
Owning us cunts by spending every extra cent you have on something that will disappear once they turn the servers off, what do you have to show for all that money spent?

Fuck the podcast off just stream less if you don't want to play games, you want less ammo for us to catch you out in lies and history revisions?
Because that's where you ramble on without thinking, if you are lonely make some friends and if you need therapy go to it there is no shame in that shit you dumb fuck

If your going go order door dash like you do, get a service that drops off a a week's worth of meals at a time that are healthy it would probably be cheaper than multiple door dash orders weekly.

If you insist on lying so much have a note book with the main shit and shut the fuck up about irrelevant details .
Don't fidget and molest your face like a horny priest with an altar boy while your eyes dart around like a meth head because you can't look at the camera for some reason...we know the reason and your fans know to they enjoy being treated like shit

End of advice Phaggot

People who hate or don't like you give you better advice and ideas than your legit fans.

Phill is just a dumb shit person with the personality of a sponge, can you imagine talking to phill in person he's an emotionally stunted man child
When leanna left him he complained about doing his own washing like there isn't a fucking machine that does it for you and dryer he doesn't hang out clothing in the sun , should of probably got a mexian maid would of been cheaper than kat and more effective.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So let me get this straight.

He doesnt stream monday night to do taxes... but the next day he is off. Cant he do that on tuesday? Dont have to answer.

D00d, tuesday is his only day off during the week! He has adult, mature errands to get done and it's the only time he can ever talk to his mature, swimsuit model wife! You mentally ill nudniks would never understand.

 

[Pargon]

I’d like to congratulate Phil on an accomplishment that will finally once and for all eclipse the fact that he jerked off live in front of several hundred witnesses without realizing it, and also that he didn’t bother to wash up afterward.

That tweet can serve as the epitaph worthy of a man who once dressed up in a Yoshi costume that he bought at a grocery store for Halloween. May he continue to revisit it as a shining moment of glory in his decade-plus long journey into mediocrity and self-delusion, and may it sustain his centimeter-thick ego well into the twilight years of his life, which as everyone knows, is now.

 

[detractorzer0]

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Why does he talk like this?? "no way I will be topping this tweet anytime in my life moving forward..." Is he drunk again? It's like he has to force as many words into his sentences as possible. I couldn't imagine trying to keep up with his ramblings if I were someone who spoke English as a second language. Does he not understand when something is implied and he has to spell it out?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Does anyone here have any data on the fluctuating tips goal amounts over the past few years? Wasn’t it like $50 per stream before COVID?

No data but I remember that before the 'rona, more precisely before the vest streak, $50 dollars was considered a good stream supportwise.

Why does he talk like this?? "no way I will be topping this tweet anytime in my life moving forward..." Is he drunk again? It's like he has to force as many words into his sentences as possible. I couldn't imagine trying to keep up with his ramblings if I were someone who spoke English as a second language. Does he not understand when something is implied and he has to spell it out?

Talking much but saying little has been the Phail MO for more than a decade now. It's one of the reasons why I think he'd be a great politician.

 

[Iron Hamster]

NGL, this has to be the most pathetic thing he did recently. And for the second time. Its a fukin tweet.

soooooooo butthurt he didn't get 77k viewers on stream. Add 'viral' to words he doesn't know meaning of. Hey Phail, when you get multiple millions of like and positive retweets, then you can peacock around. For now, you can only cock.

Things DSP will never forget

• not getting the Wolverine figure early.
• BK ChiKing sandwich.
• 4th place at EVO.
• Jacking it in front of chat.
• Keemstar "you're still on mission one."
• Being departnered by Twitch.
• His basic ass tweet on the Oscar's incident.

Feel free to point out if I missed some things.

Anyways this might as well be his legacy, being a joke 90% of the time, combined with his lukewarm Tweets.

I don't think I have seen someone humble brag this fucking much over a tweet.

You know you are a NEET when a tweet is the highlight of your last 10 years.

tekken mall trophy

Did anyone in chat spoil Wrestlemania for Phil?

He didn't stream so no one could.

I think I found out why he has a hateboner for landscapers:

https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCVfcVnPae2JerM0iRT82aVQ

https://socialblade.com/youtube/compare/UCVfcVnPae2JerM0iRT82aVQ/dspgaming

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

that he didn’t bother to wash up afterward.

people don't bring this up enough. he went straight from jerking off to streaming with his jizz covered hands/carpet. imagine how crusty the floor in that room is

 

[detractorzer0]

people don't bring this up enough. he went straight from jerking off to streaming with his jizz covered hands/carpet. imagine how crusty the floor in that room is

It really is disgusting. Without the incident this man goes from beating his dick to live streaming within a minute. Not only that, but he is CONSTANTLY touching his face and putting his fingers in his mouth. He didn't even wipe his hands on a towel or some shit. He finished and went straight for the keyboard to start the stream. Does this man just bust off on his Yoshi jamjams and let it sit while he streams?

 

[Pargon]

people don't bring this up enough. he went straight from jerking off to streaming with his jizz covered hands/carpet. imagine how crusty the floor in that room is

It really is disgusting. Without the incident this man goes from beating his dick to live streaming within a minute. Not only that, but he is CONSTANTLY touching his face and putting his fingers in his mouth. He didn't even wipe his hands on a towel or some shit. He finished and went straight for the keyboard to start the stream. Does this man just bust off on his Yoshi jamjams and let it sit while he streams?

• Limit discussion of body parts and functions. DSP is gross. Discussing his gout in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

Oh god please stop

 

[Fuckyoudad]

people don't bring this up enough. he went straight from jerking off to streaming with his jizz covered hands/carpet. imagine how crusty the floor in that room is

He probably came in a sock. What else do you think OIC is hoping for by creating so many.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He got away with very, very clear bankruptcy fraud. You're menal to think he's being honest on his taxes. More so with all the donation methods, giftcards and god knows what else.

If he filed his taxes the same way he represented himself in bankruptcy, he'd only be paying like $20 a year in taxes and he wouldn't be on such big payment plans with the IRS.
Gift cards from whales are really the only potential loophole (I assume he doesn't let people mail him cash or anything), but we don't have any evidence of this as far as I know.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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This is so sad an pathetic. He really haven't got a single real W to brag about.

While people might rate you autistic, don't mind it. I think this is a fair idea if done correctly. Once done it has to be looked over so it has zero errors. It's not really a crime to report a crime, is it? At the end of the day lads from the US should be upset since Phil is playing your system. Also after Piece's stream it's quite clear the cunt will be lying about stuff on his taxes.
He got away with very, very clear bankruptcy fraud. You're menal to think he's being honest on his taxes. More so with all the donation methods, giftcards and god knows what else.

Again not saying you guys are wrong. He clearly committed fraud during the bankruptcy, and I'm fairly confident that an audit by the IRS would fuck Phil life up pretty badly and I would find an audit arc really really funny.

However, organizing the gay ops, this ain't the place.

"Either do it or don't but not here, we have shit to point and laugh at"​

 

[SupSilver]

please replace beretta with a banana, don't need to give phil memes that let him say "detractors literally want to kill me dood!"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

please replace beretta with a banana, don't need to give phil memes that let him say "detractors literally want to kill me dood!"

He says that already.

That is the reason why I'm not against gay ops being performed. There is no point in "not pozloading my negholep" because Phil will just straight up make shit up to fit his victim narrative.

But again this isn't the place to plan and organize said ops.
Do them and lean back to enjoy the carnage or if you do it for clout and asspats, do them and come running here and collect you trophies.