blitzkrieg1111
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Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening
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frap
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Imagine being a drunken sex offender who's afraid of corn in your front yard.
Imagine thinking the whole country—nay, world!—locked down and gave away our civil rights because of some guy most people have never heard of on YouTube because your understanding of reality is so insular.
You're a retarded and frightened horse fucker.
ddlloo
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You have to realize that Ralph has no concept of the real world outside of his little spergy corner of the internet. So because he thinks he is influential, therefore Jim must also be highly influential.
It’s also why he thinks 50 people at a bowling alley is impressive. And 200 viewers on a stream.
I just realized ralph says this but he's the one who cooks puppies
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Looks like this is all he has.
Read the rest of the posts on that page for more info, though. Apparently he was a guntguarder back in the GG days who - and I know this might be hard for you to believe - Ralph had a subsequent falling out with and then completely flipped out on. Apparently trans in one direction or the other; not clear on that.
No idea what he has to do with Jim or Jade, though. I guess he and Jade had some sort of interaction before or after Jim hooked up with her? Probably either inconsequential or bullshit because otherwise I imagine Ralph would have dropped more info.
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Ralph certainly loves to go after women, almost like he hates them or something
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Imagine being a alcoholic fat midget dunking on someone with cancer.
I've seen children not going this low for insults.
I've seen children not going this low for insults.
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I disagree, I believe Ralph is a former Incel type(maybe not late virgin, but definitely desperate for pussy long enough to resent them) that views a man's worth through the lens of the women they bed. It's not that he hates women, it's that he believes that's the most damaging way to attack a man.
So keep up pointing out how gross May is and how pathetic Ralph is that she's the best he can pull down.
Generic Retard
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Imagine dying of liver cancer/organ failure one day and no one giving a shit and some podcasters laughing at you about what a fag you are for not wanting to die lmao.
This is the kind of thing Ralph is opening himself up to with his big snout hole.
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No one can go lower than Ralph. He will abandon his own newborn kid in order to drive 18 hours away, to scream at people who he turned down an interview with out of paranoia, to hastily set-up a bowling tourney with two dozen speds, and holler at his internet foes over mics and speakers.
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Ralph: "Guess what, bitch? I don't scare"
Mundane Matt: "How many people you flag?"
Ethan Ralph has left the chat.
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But also his haters are vile pieces of shit for wishing death on him
Ralph, you'll kill yourself eventually through your own ineptitude and inability to shut the fuck up.
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Someone call the cops on Metokur quick because after the Thirteenth Amendment it's illegal to own a nigga like that.
The endlessly hilarious thing about the Gunt is he literally never hurls an insult at anyone else that can't be responded to with NO U because he is everything he claims to despise: a degenerate sex pervert, subhuman race failure who would be a disgrace to any ethnicity, a cuck, poly, SJW level pedo loser, plus he's fat, and gay, and stupid, and will die fat, in a pile of his own shit, in a crack hovel, on drugs, with nothing to his name but child support arrears and unpaid traffic tickets.
As this fat faggot has said from his own gay dick-sucking lips and anus-invading tongue through his perpetually sperm-guzzling throat, when they go low, he goes lower. That's how he ended up lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.
Lmao Ralph the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
I like how brave he is screaming at someone a thousand miles away.
I bet he was crying like a little bitch when he was getting his face stomped in Lisbon without a single defensive wound, because he was crying and begging for mercy, not fighting back.
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You forgot about his unpaid student loans.
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Ralph has to be medically incapable of feeling shame
WhimsicalTrolli
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Imagine living a life of crime involving assaulting women, you too much of a bitch that all of your crimes involve women. Always have to go after women because you'll get your ass whooped by men.
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That's because he's a tiny little midget. And he isn't even useful for the one things dwarves are useful for, that is to say, dwarf tossing. Because he's fat.