4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[NynchLiggers]

Yeah, height meme aside, 5'5"-5'6" is what I clocked him in at.

It was confirmed he uses moles in his shoes to make himself look taller.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The only correct take people have FOR RALPH that entire event was whoever did the bomb threat. That just took the funny away from us for a little bit.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Is he gonna put his arm in a little sling to sell the lie?

Dick needs to come up with a better system for flaking on Ralph so he doesn't have to keep faking injuries.

It’s really unfortunate for Dick that he’s not a woman. “Sorry, Ralph. It’s that time of the month”

 

[Harlan Wick]

Leaving aside this is a killstream event, what kind of person willingly sits there and listens to the pig scream into a microphone like that? If I couldn’t leave I’d either kill him or myself.
Some people change their behavior for the better when they see video of themselves acting badly, because they don’t realize how they appear to others at the time, and feel shame when confronted with the evidence. Ralph doesn’t have that, at all. It’s amazing.
I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse to have zero insight, but the only people I know like that are wet brains and dementia patients and I wish I was joking.

The same could be said for the mutants in the Cozy chat. They cheer Gunt on because he's in their camp while all the time he is shitting on the very things they claim to hold dear.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The cherry on top for me is when Chaggot gets maced and then cries "I didn't think you were really going to do it!!" or something equally gay.

I also hope he stays on camera for a bit so we can see him experience the burning get worse and worse.

Does he take it more like a man than the infamous clip of Baked at Charlottesville

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1510693941708042249

Guess Ralph didn't show the haters up

 

[Tiger Jack]

It’s really unfortunate for Dick that he’s not a woman. “Sorry, Ralph. It’s that time of the month”

Yeah, I bet Ralph wishes Dick was a woman too.

 

[Kup]

I was able to get an artist’s render.


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“Let’s see what you’re made of, ETHUN RALPH.”

 

[Farglemark]

how is sperging out like a tard outside blazetv not a meltdown? how is bragging about having ussr style thugs to beat you for telling a good natured fat joke not a melt down?

Well theres also the fact theres no reason to engage with ralph. he has fuck all views and smells like shit and gets grease everywhere like a snail.

well i mean its true. gunt is a violent drug addict retard. if you let that ragepig insane powderkeg psychopath near you or your employees or colleagues then you are a retard.

This is a late response, but sperging out infront of a place is Ralphamale at his peak. I'm talking shaving your head bald and jerking it in the streets only wearing that cowboy hat style of meltdown. Not his regular slow decline

 

[Generic Retard]

Going to power level a bit here since there is now a slowed down version of the elbow. If you were ever going to throw a strike, this is probably the weakest was to throw it. He is throwing a right which should be a cross of some kind but he uses his arm entirely to try and throw the elbow. If you wanted to get some power on it, you would have started with getting power from your right foot, use your hips to rotate through, and then deliver the blow. This was just a terrible strike from start to finish. It still would have knocked Ralph out if he didn't have 200 pounds hanging off his stomach though lol

Probably should've use the momentum coming from Ralph's right/front and used his left elbow to give him a running start instead of slowing and turning first.
Idk, I'm just a retard.

 

[Reaper King]

Ended up falling asleep early last night, glad to know I didn't miss much. As expected, this event, unlike the types of buttholes Ralph likes, was a huge blowout. Not only did it have such a shit turnout, he got decked in the face at his own event, Destiny called him out for being on that gat-dang Kiwi Farms, someone who managed to be a bigger faggot than Ralph called in a bomb threat, he cried and seethed at Jim on Twitter while in the bathroom, but he made a "bowling tournament" with a trophy bigger than he is as the prize, and the only person who had a chance of winning it was also the same person who sucked the most ass at bowling, Ethan himself. Can't say I'd blame him though, he's gotta have a huge trophy to compensate for such a small penis. I guarantee you as well, he's never going to shut the fuck up about the faggy trophy he gave himself, either.

Best part of all this? He considered this a "Very successful and winning night". lmfao.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

How Gunt sees himself.
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How Gunt actually is.

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When did a tranny kicked Ethan in the Gunt?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think Dick planned to ditch early from the start, hence why his girlfriend was overdressed. Which makes it better, because he knew it was going to be a boring shitshow filled with a group of losers.

Probably wanted to attend a hip nightclub in Downtown Dallas instead of this strip mall event in Plano

 

[Hüftpriester]

Watch the footage that comes out on Pod Awful tonight if you want to see it for yourself.

So there were about 45-48 people there excluding z-list ecelebs if I'm not mistaken. How many of them would you say were undercover aylawgs? @Formula one downey feel free to give your take on this one too.

 

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When did a tranny kicked Ethan in the Gunt?

I’m sure Pantsu has at least once. But Commiedickgirl did felt him on his own show once.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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At least Mersh in the background looks like he had a great time doing drugs with Dick

 

[Polyboros2]

I love how no one cares about Royce and Mersh enough to notice/point out when they bailed. I definitely only saw Ralph and Chaggot remaining by the bowling tourney at 12:30.

If you only knew how bad things really smelled.

 

[Harlan Wick]

I love how no one cares about Royce and Mersh enough to notice/point out when they bailed. I definitely only saw Ralph and Chaggot remaining by the bowling tourney at 12:30.

I applaud them for having enough sense to slip out of the shit show.

 

[Frabato]

So there were about 45-48 people there excluding z-list ecelebs if I'm not mistaken. How many of them would you say were undercover aylawgs? @Formula one downey feel free to give your take on this one too.

3 that I can confirm myself. Then add bathroom tard, tux, and rape-it Ralph wrecker. So at least 5, which is like 10% of attendance

 

[Retink]

I love how no one cares about Royce and Mersh enough to notice/point out when they bailed. I definitely only saw Ralph and Chaggot remaining by the bowling tourney at 12:30.

Ralph won the trophy by default because no one was left to compete against his team. Imagine being so desperate for an award that you celebrate a pity trophy with such excitement.