DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

People gunt guarding Pig is getting really old. Stop being such faggots.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Gotta post this again. Seriously, it's a wonder his back hasn't crumbled to dust by now.

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Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.
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It's absolutely astonishing how he looks 20 years older than he really is in this picture.

Don't drink and do gatcha, kids.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

people are becoming more conscious of pronouns and gender identity.

by conscious you mean delusional, right? fuck leftist trannies, i'm not changing the way language works because of their gender delusions

 

[Dona Morte]

Today's begging tweet.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.
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You're gonna carry that gunt, okay? *snort*

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

Just another casual lie from Phil, as he returns from break. He'd put One Minute Maid's $25 tip up just a couple minutes before saying "It sure would be nice if you could support, because we have been over two hours here on the live stream without any tips."

Of course, he gave a shout out to OMM for his "very generous $25 tip during the break", and that is how Phil will be able to claim with a straight face that he was telling the truth: he very clearly said it was two hours "on the live stream" without a tip. Technically correct perhaps, but morally lower than a hooker's drawers.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

by conscious you mean delusional, right? fuck leftist trannies, i'm not changing the way language works because of their gender delusions

Are you literally retarded or did you just skip over my entire post

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.
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Phil Burnell and sweat pants name a more iconic duo

 

[Kosher Dill]

Thank you for your advice everyone, here are the fixed forms. Is there anything else that should be changed?

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There is zero evidence that he's filing false deductions with the IRS, in fact all evidence points to him being honest with them in that respect. Don't bother sending in a complaint that you know is going to get thrown out. If you want to go on a fishing expedition with "unreported income" and just see if anything falls out when you shake that tree, be my guest. But if you really want to "get" Phil, know that most of his shield of invulnerability comes from people crying wolf 24/7 till the system is just sick of him.

 

[Agent Proper]

Phil Burnell and sweat pants name a more iconic duo

Kat and potatoes.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.
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Is that EVO 2011 in the background?

This can't be right as Phil himself have said that you keep all the muscle mass from lifting for several years after you stop.

This chubby dude with spaghetti arms can't be one time body builder shortly after he stopped lifting and drinking protein shakes.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Kat and potatoes.

Big ups to the beautiful detractor that made this

 

[Ortsnay]

All the pearl clutching at gayops is really embarrassing. You don't have to be part of them yourself, just enjoy the show. We all know DSP will never go anywhere but these ops could always lead to an amusing meltdown.

Nahh the gayops are hilarious.

Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.
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What a beef-cake.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I love this new chat meme because Phil hates sports for some reason and I have a feeling he especially hates the NBA.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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I love this new chat meme because Phil hates sports for some reason and I have a feeling he especially hates the NBA.

I assume he hates sports because he was fat and unathletic as a kid. He likely got picked on by the kids who played football and basketball. Also since he doesn't know shit about sports he can't talk down to people pigsplaining it which hurts his ego.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday Superchat.

 

[TurdFondler]

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I vaguely remember this being discussed in either this main thread or the old one but I'm not sure if it was ever explained where exactly he got this from. This clown mode defense stance he does where he puts his thumb on the tip of his nose, hand splayed out and goes blblblblbl, sometimes doing it twice facing both sides.

I remember doing this as a kid. It's probably regional

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Former bodybuilder, Philip Burnell.
Most men wish they were this buff.
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Phil really is Cartman.

 

[plattschwanz]

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I vaguely remember this being discussed in either this main thread or the old one but I'm not sure if it was ever explained where exactly he got this from. This clown mode defense stance he does where he puts his thumb on the tip of his nose, hand splayed out and goes blblblblbl, sometimes doing it twice facing both sides. Did this action come from a movie or a cartoon or an online skit? The only thing I can think of that's sort of related is when children do this gesture:

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But nothing like what Phil does. Could this be a DSP original?

It’s called cocking a snook. It’s a gesture that makes fun of the person it is pointed at. Here’s a caricature from the 19th century that depicts Louis XVIII aiming it at Napoleon.


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It’s very old, there are depictions of it from the renaissance. It’s very known in Europe but associated with juvenile behavior (shocking).