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Probably just a lot of wheezing.
The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters
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Probably just a lot of wheezing.
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Spectacular indeed. Obesity has distorted her proportions in a way that kind of makes her look like an overgrown baby.
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I just noticed that her laptop is not on her lap like for normal people.. but as she sits normally her belly is massive enough to act as a desk and hold it up.Spectacular indeed. Obesity has distorted her proportions in a way that kind of makes her look like an overgrown baby.
Good god.
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She was probably born normal, but I can't imagine her breathing habits have fared well for her brain cells. Also they're from the south, so they sound unintelligent by default.
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Just read one of the sisters dating profiles from the links earlier in the thread...where she states "I like going fishing n camping mudding"
...how? Like...how would she even fish? or survive in the wild?
...how? Like...how would she even fish? or survive in the wild?
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I may have said this before, but literally every single time I see this thread is back at the top of the page, I wonder if it's because one of these women has keeled over dead. I don't even think I'm being morbid or A-logging with this: I honestly believe that this thread may outlive one or both of its subjects. 
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I may have said this before, but literally every single time I see this thread is back at the top of the page, I wonder if it's because one of these women has keeled over dead. I don't even think I'm being morbid or A-logging with this: I honestly believe that this thread may outlive one or both of its subjects.
I really wouldn't be at all surprised by that. They seem like they'll kick the bucket before this thread does..
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I feel so bad for their floorboards. I imagine that they don't creak, they Scream.
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I shouldn't be eating while looking at this thread.
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This thread is perpetually a minor update, then people sperging about how they shouldn't eat while looking at the thread, I think they'll die before the thread does, update means death, and wow this thread is great incentive to eat better.
I feel like the quality of this thread has greatly diminished.
I feel like the quality of this thread has greatly diminished.
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Hey, they posted their skype publicly and I've had the pleasure to voice chat with Amy!
She has zero social skills (what would you expect?) and just sits there and breathes, burps and farts just like in their videos.
btw she's looking for a bae so hit her up
She has zero social skills (what would you expect?) and just sits there and breathes, burps and farts just like in their videos.
btw she's looking for a bae so hit her up
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Any chance of posting that convo?Hey, they posted their skype publicly and I've had the pleasure to voice chat with Amy!
She has zero social skills (what would you expect?) and just sits there and breathes, burps and farts just like in their videos.
btw she's looking for a bae so hit her up
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That could be dangerous..You wouldn't want her attached to you.
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I'm surprised they haven't started doing full-blown muk-bang shows yet.
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I'm actually really curious how much they can put away in one sitting. ...Super morbidly curious.