Future of the House

Look what happened to drachenlord's House.
Now look at Chandler house.

You will see where this is going now that Barb is living with her relatives. Weens burglarize the house for artifacts - house is filled with squatters - police raid the house - City condems the house - house is bulldozed to make a vacant lot - hobo tent hotspots
 
Look what happened to drachenlord's House.
Now look at Chandler house.

You will see where this is going now that Barb is living with her relatives for artifacts - house is filled with squatters - police raid the house - City condems the house - house is bulldozed to make a vacant lot - hobo tent hotspots

My prediction
Weens burglarize the house
Ending up with a bunch of internet retards will be the best thing that ever happened to Chris' possessions. Although, I'm gonna be honest, I'm not touching anything Chris owned without latex gloves.
 
Ending up with a bunch of internet retards will be the best thing that ever happened to Chris' possessions. Although, I'm gonna be honest, I'm not touching anything Chris owned without latex gloves.

Redditors and newfags dilate with shit smeared hands and just walk on corpses of the dead cats there.
 
Look what happened to drachenlord's House.
Now look at Chandler house.

You will see where this is going now that Barb is living with her relatives. Weens burglarize the house for artifacts - house is filled with squatters - police raid the house - City condems the house - house is bulldozed to make a vacant lot - hobo tent hotspots
If Greene County wants to save some money they could pay some meth head 50 bucks to torch the house right here and now. With the house a pile of ash Barb will be forced to live somewhere else, the weens won't have anything to steal, they can sell the land to a developer, and Chris won't have any reason to return knowing his toys are either in a landfill or a pile of ash. The Chandler problem will vanish overnight in a puff of smoke.
 
For decades, Greene County had to suffer the shame of the Chandler's. I'm surprised they didn't force them out after Bob confront Chris on the house tour pics.
 
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If Greene County wants to save some money they could pay some meth head 50 bucks to torch the house right here and now. With the house a pile of ash Barb will be forced to live somewhere else, the weens won't have anything to steal, they can sell the land to a developer, and Chris won't have any reason to return knowing his toys are either in a landfill or a pile of ash. The Chandler problem will vanish overnight in a puff of smoke.
Fun fact: The term "You're fired" stems from an old medieeval tradition of when you really wanted someone out of your village - the village would just torch that someone's house.
 
Fun fact: The term "You're fired" stems from an old medieeval tradition of when you really wanted someone out of your village - the village would just torch that someone's house.
The Apprentice would have been improved if the penalty for losing was Trump would burn your house down.

Chris's house once burned to the ground and he still carried on like nothing out of the ordinary. Even when he was living in a rental house stuffed full of trash and animal shit he spent most of his time raging against the color of a cartoon hedgehogs arms.
 
The Apprentice would have been improved if the penalty for losing was Trump would burn your house down.

Chris's house once burned to the ground and he still carried on like nothing out of the ordinary. Even when he was living in a rental house stuffed full of trash and animal shit he spent most of his time raging against the color of a cartoon hedgehogs arms.
Kind of interesting how Chris not only trolls himself, he also fired himself.
 
If Greene County wants to save some money they could pay some meth head 50 bucks to torch the house right here and now. With the house a pile of ash Barb will be forced to live somewhere else, the weens won't have anything to steal, they can sell the land to a developer, and Chris won't have any reason to return knowing his toys are either in a landfill or a pile of ash. The Chandler problem will vanish overnight in a puff of smoke.
Could you imagine Chris' reaction once he comes out of prison. Ordering a taxi on his autism tugboat on a plot that has only stone foundations? Chris has nothing left now
 
Chris's house once burned to the ground and he still carried on like nothing out of the ordinary. Even when he was living in a rental house stuffed full of trash and animal shit he spent most of his time raging against the color of a cartoon hedgehogs arms.

It didn't burn to the ground. It just had extensive damage in part of the house (and smoke/water damage in the rest).
 
I don't know if it's been discussed here before, but I've often wondered if Barb ever talked to Chris about moving. Barb is well aware she can't pay for the mortgage with the time she has left, and I assume she told Chris this, only for him to ignore her and the reality. Barb had to have known she was jeopardizing Chris' life the moment she spent all the money Bob left them with more spending on her hoard and their flimsy legal case against Snyder. I think this is why Chris was panicking with e-begging and was aware enough to demand people pay for the house in one of his jail letters. Either way, Chris is going back home to no home and possessions.
 
I don't know if it's been discussed here before, but I've often wondered if Barb ever talked to Chris about moving. Barb is well aware she can't pay for the mortgage with the time she has left, and I assume she told Chris this, only for him to ignore her and the reality. Barb had to have known she was jeopardizing Chris' life the moment she spent all the money Bob left them with more spending on her hoard and their flimsy legal case against Snyder. I think this is why Chris was panicking with e-begging and was aware enough to demand people pay for the house in one of his jail letters. Either way, Chris is going back home to no home and possessions.
I doubt it. I don’t think she cares enough. Dying and leaving Chris with all her burdens doesn’t bother her at all.
 
I doubt it. I don’t think she cares enough. Dying and leaving Chris with all her burdens doesn’t bother her at all.
I guess this answers my question: Barb did regret giving birth to Chris. Bob is the only one who cared, couldn't do enough and was the wrong parent to die first. Well, this was going to happen. we didn't need to foresee this to have it come true. Either way, Chris was going to get kicked out, or go to jail. With Chris' current predicament, it's like killing 2 birds with one stone. I doubt Barb would leave the house to the bank within six months of Chris' next hearing, but he's sure as hell not going back to BLC after he's released after everything's said and done.
 
I guess this answers my question: Barb did regret giving birth to Chris.
I wouldn’t say she necessarily regretted it, not before last year anyway. She enjoyed having him as a helper monkey and made threats to keep him living with her. And we all know about how she liked to use him as her teddybear. Plus it doesn’t seem like she’s accused him of rape or even cut off contact before her sister forced her to. But she doesn’t care about his well-being beyond her lifespan.
 
Sockness claims to have visited 14BC last year and has posted a floor plan diagram to Reddit.

Sockness said:
I made this a while back when I went there in secret. I guess I can finally tell the world I was there last year. I was in the house. It smelled of piss and BO. CWC is going to be a real work to get back on my side given all the lies made against me. I am planning to fight like hell to get my goddess back. The mother fucking never had to happen if I was there long term to keep CWC pleasured in every room of the Temple, but one.

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Sockness said:
The 1st floor, the solid red star is CWC's bedroom, the hollow star is the play room.
2nd floor, the yelloww star is the Sacred Sonichu Temple and the red star is Barb's room.
It does seem to match the isometric floor plan drawing that was posted here a few days ago and with the footage from the Chris-Chan Conspiracy documentary, for what that's worth.
 
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Sockness claims to have visited 14BC last year and has posted a floor plan diagram to Reddit.



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It does seem to match the isometric floor plan drawing that was posted here a few days ago and with the footage from the Chris-Chan Conspiracy documentary, for what that's worth.
Holy fuck.

There is creepy, and there is so damn creepy that even Ed Gein, Weinstein, Jimmy Savile and Epstein would be revolted.

Sockness manages to shatter the lowest of expectations.
 
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