He apparently does sports betting almost exclusively, which is barely any better than slot machines at the best of times. He’s too retarded to do table games thank god. Imagine him trying to bluff at poker and sperging out when someone flips over quads.
Jesse is really good at taking something objectively great and ruining it by being a part of it.
His pronouns should be Nig/ger.
He probably is just going to go on a Mersh tangent.
Worse. It's Matt Jarbo reading through the Alice leaks. As if that wasn't already old news.
Who the fuck goes to Vegas just to bet on sports? You can bet online and watch the game at home without even getting off the couch. Surely he's not too retarded for roulette or craps the outcome is random and there's no real strategy and both are more fun than doing something I can do without leaving my couch. I guess it's a blessing because table games involve human interaction so people are spared the gunt's presence but still, this is way funnier to me than the plain beef tomahawk steaks.
Jesus, what a colossal waste of time. I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually angry I bothered with this. That was legitimately the worst shit I've seen in basically as long as I can remember.
They won't even do that. They waste your time for like 20 minutes talking about how they're going to read it, laughing like retards all the while. Who could sit through that?
I know. It’s one of the more sanity-rending things about his vegas trips for me.
buddy most people aren't ralph
Fat tub o’lards who are really going to Vegas to fuck deeply discounted black whores. The only thing Ralph loves more than black pussy is sucking and huffing shit out of black bitches’ used up assholes.
Super late, but that's an insult to The Duke. The Duke actually cares enough to go out of his way to help Ethan and to be such a bro he will prepare and share top of the line cuisine, sell items, and be a gunsmith all while risking his own life to go against Miranda.
Yeah he’s a member here. Likely in this thread.
If I had to guess, it was probably YOU who posted in this thread!
