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Mike is currently gayoping with at least three Lolcows and is caught wearing his mothers clothes and posting on Tranchan
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Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / NSCLRP
Lothloran / Volkswachter / NorthlandPride / Angry Leaf Ghost
Michael Robert Thurlow, born April 4th, 1991, is a(n angry) Canadian national known originally on the Holy Farms LLC. for his sperging antics and being one of the foremost simps of Isabella Loretta Janke. He was notoriously banned for weapons-grade autistic exceptional behavior. What started as an old "debate user" thread became an exposé on a True&Honest lolcow. A Canadian Nazi with political aspirations on the run from American justice and two warrants, a secret ex-wife, loli fascination, paypigging BP, and brony-themed intrigue. He will shout down, extort, and threaten whomever he needs to get his way. This is the story about how Michael Thurlow, AKA @Angry Canadian's own worst enemy is himself.
Part 1: People Lie on the Internet?
The strange case of @Angry Canadian truly began on August 10th, 2021 when @RadioactiveMonkeyMan started a "debate user" style thread here. This halal failed and was moved to spergatory for several reasons, of which a few are:
Regardless of potential irl gayops (I really don't know and never asked him), you can boo @RadioactiveMonkeyMan, but he’s not wrong.
Below are some reactions a normal human would have if a fake dox came out.
Users here and (((elsewhere))) have hinted that the dox seemed legit and people have been subtly dunking on @Angry Canadian, but he was too much of a brainlet to notice. As an old poster once said,
This “faildox” served a purpose in the end, because @Angry Canadian quickly rushed to DFE on the linked accounts. Remember, the doxing happened on August 10th. It would be awfully suspicious if the accounts were promptly deleted the next day with profile pics and names changed.
For example, Michael’s Chess account was mentioned and @wanddumpster links to a Twitch Stream by “RaginCanadian” who is streaming themselves playing chess under their “Lothloran” account with a profile picture of Oswald Mosely (renowned Br*t and least fashionable fascist). Here (archive) is the comment with all of the relevant media attachments
Here it is on August 11th, a little less than one day after the link was made
Not only was it closed one day after with the name and pfp being changed, here is @Angry Canadian's account on the (((splinter))) site where he posts the exact same picture
Here is a cached google image with the picture that is Michael’s pfp seen in the comment by @wanddumpster linked above. The account name was named Lothloran, but now it’s PinkiePieBald
Pictured below is an archived conversation from that same chess.com account. Here is an outline of what is covered:
Here (archive) is Lothloran’s MyAnimeList profile, and here (archive) is his Tarantula Forum profile. Notice anything similar?
They have the same birthday, and Volkswachter is another known username of @Angry Canadian, even using "Volks Alt" as his Discord name for a time
@Angry Canadian spoke about his love for reptiles and spiders, even referencing not wanting to dox himself by posting pics of his critters. This is likely why. That picture is of him and his alleged “wife” @shiksa siren. You can compare his face in this image to the one he willingly posted on Lolcow. Further down you will see @Shika Siren’s dox and pics to prove she is indeed the second half of this duo.
It is worth mentioning here that @Angry Canadian would LARP as a lesbian in his anime double-life, as well as claim (s)he had a dead son. (Later you’ll see him larp as a trans-woman lol)
Followed by upping the ante to two dead sons less than two months later
He even has a myfigurecollection profile here (archive) with the same username and a link to his MAL profile, continues claiming to be female, but keeps his age for some crazy reason. There, (s)he lists what (s)he owns, what (s)he wants, and what (s)he has ordered. Here are some examples – of which (s)he claims to own a Pinkie Pie toy figurine. Personally, I find his wishlist very uncomfortable due to the clearly underage, scantily dressed figurines he has expressed interest in.
I’m not bringing attention to a figurine he incidentally expressed interest in. He voluntarily joined and participated in an anime club called “Lolicon and Love.” It’s still there, and you can see for yourself how half the comments are people there discussing how it’s totally not pedophilia.
Lolicon and Love – need I say more? I had to look up what ‘Ecchi’ is in the “Harem&Ecchi Club.” I’ll save you a google search and just post their Discord ad here
@Angry Canadian AKA Michael Thurlow joined multiple openly degenerate anime groups. He’s admitted ownership of Pinkie Pie figurines and has obfuscated his account(s) with Pinkie Pie themed names and pfps. I certainly hope none of his pure-blooded, morally upstanding Nazi counterparts find out about his…unorthodox tastes.
Part 2: Michael’s (Failed) Lovequest(s)
A commonly known “fact” about @Angry Canadian is that he has a wife who also posted on this here kiwi plantation by the name of @shiksa siren, AKA Samantha Lee Divis (born May 9th, 1990). She is real, folks, but she is not Michael’s wife. I cannot find any records indicating they’ve so much as lived together. If she didn’t appear in his profile pictures and communicate with him so openly (with poor-ass op-sec) I’d be half-convinced he was LARPing as her too.
One Ex-Wife, Two Felonies, Three Crimes
Michael was married to an American named Brittany Nichole Pamies (Thurlow) (born December 21, 1992). Married only a few months before Michael's 21st birthday, when his visa was going to expire. It seems this is a big reason why they married, as he could not remain on his parents E-2 Visa at 21. They had a child together, but since he has nothing to do with this story outside of being born to shit circumstances, I will not provide details outside of their baby registry (archive) . It’s fitting they can’t even spell their own names correctly. I will confirm his son is not dead, despite how hard Michael would love for that to be the case for whatever twisted reason.
Brittany was discovered after his mugshot came out alongside hers. She later joins the thread to leave her comments on abuse and neglect here
They were both arrested on charges of felony child neglect. Here (archive) are the charges for Brittany and here (archive) is @Angry Canadian
Michael’s goes one step further however – notice his son was born in July per the baby registry date (July 2013), and he is arrested the next month in August for child neglect. @Angry Canadian claimed to be a speedrunner and at this point I think he is a legitimate contender in the Felony Child Neglect any% category.
Here you can see he has two charges, one for felony child neglect and one for felony domestic battery by strangulation. At this point you have only one guess as to why he is currently in Canada and not America. Here (archive) is an article with his mugshot and battery charge.
In case AngryAmerican Canadian decides to sock, deny, and say it was a different Michael Thurlow, here is his address with his name and birthday while living with his parents in Florida. (Later in the OP you will see his parents with property in the same region of Florida)
These angryCanadian comments look a little different with the above context (link (archive) and link (archive))
Finishing her arc here, Brittany Pamies divorced him in absentia shortly thereafter. This means that @Angry Canadian, ever the macho man, fled back to Canada and ghosted his wife and child in every way for at least a year. Here are the divorce papers and the ex-wife discussing it.
Here is a follow-up tiktok where she mentions how she feared his abuse. She is not the good-guy of this story, but she wasn’t a far cry from victim either.
Fk it, here’s her old Twitter (archive) too.
Her Tiktok username is also the same as her steam username, where you can see screenshots of Michael playing with her on his steam account here
TheWife Side Hoe AKA @shiksa siren
@Angry Canadian loves to talk about his hot, nubile model wife. Who is this Aryan goddess in actuality? We all know a lot about her from what @Angry Canadian claims, but the truth is hilariously out of step with Mike’s schitzo braggadocio. As it turns out, young Slammie is far from the super-hot youthful model-cum-heiress that we’ve heard so much about.
Samantha Lee Divis, born May 9th, 1990, was born to parents Mark and Sharon Divis, one of eight kids. Truly some Great Depression tier family planning. Having her own personal and familial struggles, her half-sister, Jody McMullen, (07/24/1981) almost died of an opioid addiction (archive) in 2006 and needed a liver transplant; another half-sister, Kelly-Jean McMullen-Marsh did, unfortunately, die of a meth overdose in 2021. Sam herself is no stranger to addiction, being a confessed alcoholic – but more on that later. She is unironically autistic, and once smashed a headset after fighting with Michael on discord while gayopping on Onionfarms together. She is also allergic to onions.
While her family is white trash, there is more to the story; her dad was a sheriff, something that Sammie heavily idolized while growing up. Mark Divis passed away due to colon cancer in 2017. He was 340 lbs (approx. 155kg) and embodied America in the truest way possible, by having to wipe his ass with a “freedom wand™.” How would he feel if he knew Sam was giving up his inheritance to a leaf with felony assault charges and beats her? I’m sure he and Bob Chandler would shudder to think of it. To repeat an important point, there is absolutely no proof she ever married Mike. She never wears a ring in any recent photos, she goes by her maiden name Samantha Divis, and her family (who are way too comfortable with posting all their private info on Facebook) have never once mentioned him.
But, before I go any further, let’s explain how we can be sure that Sam is the one and only “””wife””” of our angriest Canadian. It’s always good to show your work, after all. It started with AngryCanadian’s twitch account (archive). We know the twitch is his because it matches the same name he’s used in countless places, the voice in the VODs are his (confirmed by people who have spoken to him (myself included) and further down the OP), and it links to Streamlabs where his username is ragincanadian (archive) which sure sounds familiar, eh? Upon checking his followers list, one name stood out: “Otternationalism”. This name was strikingly familiar to the name “Otters”, which @Angry Canadian's “wife” was known to use on Discord.
A simple google search of the name “otternationalism” brought us to her steam. And as you can see, the same damn powerpuff girl avatar as on discord. Look for yourself. To absolutely no one’s surprise, see who she’s interacting with:
We know that Volkswachter on Steam is without a doubt @Angry Canadian, because the screenshot of Falsies playing with him on steam shows the same account. It appears as Mister No, but earlier it was Volkswachter as per these chat logs
As well as him changing his discord name to “Volks Alt” for a time as pictured earlier
Looking at the post history of Mr No you can see that this is the very same account that Otters is interacting with
The previous usernames she went by on steam were very revealing:
Looking into the name Carpe Conundrum leads us to this LiveJournal account (archive)
The LiveJournal links to a MySpace
‘Samantha Divis,' she also went by ‘Samantha’ on Steam. Of additional note is her chess account (archive), where she only ever played against one account
That’s right, it’s PinkiePieBald, @Angry Canadian's chess account. Quite the coincidence. And the final nail in the coffin comes by checking what she posted on Steam, where she fucking doxes herself
This brings us back to Samantha Divis. A lot of what we know about her comes from Sam herself, from her (now deleted) reddit account (archive). Don’t worry, it’s all been archived (meta archive). This is where the info about her dad and the freedom wand comes from. Her reddit is a goldmine as it gives us True&Honest information about herself, her family, her ex-husband and his perversions, as well as her abusive relationship with Michael Thurlow.
On the topic of Sam and her admirable battle with alcoholism (best of luck with that, Sam, addiction’s a bitch)
The reason for her alcoholism? We’ll get to that, but it’s a rough one, Kiwis. First for the main event, let’s see what Sam had to say about her relationship with Mike.
Now keep in mind, she divorced her husband in November of 2018. As per this post her boyfriend (Mike Thurlow) is of “a little over a year and a half,” meaning she would have started dating Mike in early 2019.
There’s also this tidbit that Sam left as a comment on a relationship advice website (archive):
To summarize: Samantha reveals that Mike is emotionally abusive, drove Sam to further alcoholism, goes through cyclical bouts ofbitchfits depression, is ridiculously abusive towards her at one point, “beating her for six hours til he got a sore fist”, and beat her to the point of her permanently losing the feeling in her face. He’s a NEET who doesn’t work at all, his wife being an “heiress” is only true to the tune that she inherited 5 thousand dollars after her grandparent died, and he’s such a fucking failure that he’d “rather die” than get a job. Instead, he’d rather jack off to Steam sex mods and loli all day. Ladies and gentlemen, the saviour of the white race. A wife beating bum with no job or marketable skills, multiple potential felonies, a brony and lolicon lover, who constantly gets moody like a mopey schoolgirl. @Angry Canadian's claims that she is “managing properties”? That was her having to deal with the foreclosure of her mothers’ house. Not one word from his mouth is true. They are all exaggerated to the point of utter delusion.
And now for the cherry on top, let’s talk about Sam’s ex-husband. He has not been mentioned anywhere thus far.
Edward “Eddie” John Unger, born December 10th, 1982, a good eight years older than Sam, was her husband from 2016 until 2018. Their marriage fell apart for a variety of reasons including a tragic miscarriage in 2017. This is the same year she lost her father. It is, no doubt, a sad story so we will move on.
You may be wondering, what kind of man gets engaged while wearing a Mortal Kombat graphic tee?
A motherfucking cuckold, that’s who. Eddie apparently would make Sam fuck other dudes for his own pleasure. This had an understandably damaging effect on Sam. She developed alcoholism as a coping mechanism to handle his deranged fetish. So, for the record, Michael “married” a woman who would get passed around like a joint by her ex husbands’ friends for his own kinks. Very based and tradpilled.
What’s even funnier is that Eddie is Jewish.
This explains her chosen screen name: @Shiksa Siren
>Shiksa (שיקסע ,pronounced shick-suh) is a Yiddish word that refers to a non-Jewish woman who is either romantically interested in a Jewish man or who is a Jewish man's object of affection. The shiksa represents an exotic "other" to the Jewish man, someone who is theoretically forbidden and, thus, incredibly desirable.
So Michael Thurlow, the proud Nazi and savior of the white race, is picking up the sloppy seconds of a Jew – and said Jew’s countless friends.
(Eddie, pictured left)
It’s interesting to note that Sam herself is now a Nazi, as shown in her reddit post history and also the collection of literature on Pastebin. I guess Jewish dick(s) really changes a bitch.
After the divorce, wherein Sam had to pay a substantial settlement to Eddie, according to Mike, he used the money to set up a pornography studio. I cannot confirm if this is true or not, but if so, it speaks volumes to Sam’s taste in men. Eddie is currently engaged to another woman.
To conclude, Sam AKA @shiksa siren is one of Michael’s victims, make no mistake of it. He beat her senseless, emotionally and financially abused her, and then tried to cheat on her the first opportunity he got after catching whiff of some e-vagina. But she is still partially to blame here; she was long aware of Mike’s tendencies and is pathologically unable to do anything to rectify her situation, and she has on countless occasions assisted him in his gayops. As seen on her post on a certain (((other))) website, she constantly goes along with his shit. He tries to cheat on her with other farmers and, according to Sam, it’s those girls’ fault.
She comes so close to actually getting the point and understanding that the abuse she gets isn’t reasonable, but then she knocks back a glass of that kool-aid and tries to cope with “everyone wants to fuck my husband.” Wake the fuck up, Samantha. Despite everything, she continues to collaborate with him and scheme alongside him in his gayops. You’re way too old to not know better. Mike only gives a shit about her when it impacts him - as seen by his absolutely castrated behavior, begging the mods over at that (((other))) website to remove Sam’s dox
Sam, you don’t need him. You’re better than him. You’ll be happier without him. He just wants you for a visa.
Give it up.
From Sex-Pest to Sexless
In my unprofessional opinion, Kiwis, I would consider this to be among Mike’s most cringe-inducing personality traits. We know that he is no stranger to domestic violence, strangulation, child neglect, and has an admitted interest in lolicon. It’s not just women he knows in real life, however. He has gone out of his way to paypig ladies of the farms to fulfill his bizarre fetishes. His messages to womyn usually oscillate from candy-coated cringe to full blown psycho at whiplash speed. You will see further down the OP that he operates the same with trans members as well. You may draw your own conclusions about what that could indicate.
The following screen-caps are a conversation @Angry Canadian is having elsewhere, stating that he is willing to trade ill-gotten nudes of a user to @Null in order to be unbanned from the farms. I mentioned this is the cringiest part – and while it is one of his more degenerate actions, this is some of the strongest evidence he is living in his own reality. Both in trying to “justify” his actions but also acting like he’s one-step-ahead of everyone despite acting like a sperg and confessing to a crime that is commonly prosecuted in Canada. Possessing nudes isn't a crime, this ain't Saudi Arabia (yet). Posting nude images with the intent to inflict emotional distress is, however, a crime in Canada. All this so he can shit post on the farms and earn moreupdoots epic reaction stickers. When his reality is challenged, he defaults to, “You fools, you fell for my trap! This was my plan all along!”
Don’t want to read all the cringe? Here are some of my favorite highlights:
His delusions speak for themselves, and he is clearly more interested in us than we are of him. That’s saying a lot considering the length of this OP so far. But you have to wonder why he is so bent on getting his account unbanned. Is he wanting to delete something compromising? Does he think he has clout here? I’m not sure who would want to LARP as a paypig of this nature.
I call him a paypig for one simple reason. Confession time, Kiwis. You didn’t actually need to connect the dox in Part 1, because @Angry Canadian gave up his dox in a fit of horny confusion, much like a stunned Pokémon. You see, he paid this ladykiwi via paypal. For those of you that don’t understand why that’s the single dumbest way to go about paypigging, it’s because Paypal will give the receiver your name and payment information. It’s the same reason why you are warned time and again not to donate to Chris Chan via Paypal. He reveals the info he receives from Paypal. Here are the receipts:
Notice the "Twitterhatesmygut" note on the second image. We'll be visiting that again in Part 3.
Note the paypig’s name, Michael Robert Thurlow, as well as the conversion from Canadian monopoly money to USD. Ladykiwis, if you think your nudes are powerful enough to get @Angry Canadian unabanned, I have an excellent investment opportunity for you.
He engaged in distribution of revenge pornography, admitted to it, and left a paper trail including his full name and banking information directly to the woman. He even sent a picture of his face. In retrospect, this is the best photo he could send because the other photos make him look like either a sixth generation inbred NEET or a cashier at Hot Topic.
Here is @shiksa siren AKA Samantha’s response to all of this (her original account was banned after @Angry Canadian used it to circumvent his own ban)
If you think, “Well he’s into lolicon and harassing adult women, but at least he doesn’t harm children (outside of the whole child neglect and wishing his son were dead bit).” Then, unfortunately, I will have to introduce you to his Photobucket account. This is his personal, True&Honest repository for all things Michael Thurlow. Here is a Facebook interaction he posted where he confesses to statutory rape of a minor.
Here is Michael posting a screenshot from his (presumably banned) Facebook account where a girl accuses him of having poor sex technique. @Angry Canadian, ever the gentlemen, says he cums every time, even mentioning the girl he had sexual relations with was fifteen years old and continues insulting the looks of the girl he just sexed. (sounds more like a self own but w/e) He was nineteen at the time. I didn’t steal this screenshot, he posted this on his photobucket because…he thought it looked good?
What else is on his photobucket? How was it uncovered? That brings me to:
Part 3:Semen Syrup Swiggin Nayzee
To paraphrase the late great Canadian, Norm Macdonald, you know the worst thing about Nazis? It’s the disrespect. I could respect a man more if he were openly a Nazi. I can’t respect a man that claims to be an open Nazi on Twitter, cry about other people hiding their Nazi leanings, and then go on the internet and lie themselves about not being a Nazi. It’s hypocritical and cowardly. Especially when he clearly has some aspiration for growth and political office. Jump ahead to the Stormfront Highlights to see him claim that he both is, and somehow also isn’t, a white nationalist.
After finding his photobucket (archive) (upload(upload archive)), I am proud to present an album of prime, Grade-A USDA certified milk. Yes, he does appear to be wearing eyeliner.
Michael Thurlow is ugly, and I would not have sex with him.
His photobucket was found in an almost serendipitous way.
Not only does Michael post under the same few usernames, but he likes to reuse his emails. I won’t get into too much detail in this OP, but essentially he uses the same four or so emails for everything. He’s way too open about his email, actually.
Little things like this, clearly using Gmail. Well, we know some of his emails already and you’ll notice he uses them all as recoveries for other emails too.
He’s using his Nazi Party official email(s) (NSCLRP@gmail and mthurlownsclrp@gmail) alongside his “twitterhatesmyguts” (<-remember this one for later) and “Lothloran” emails for almost everything.
They were also used for his steam accounts.
This confirmed his Steam accounts “Mister No” which has since been privated but can be seen below, where @Falsies is seen playing a game with @Angry Canadian under this name. Note the BB Discord he’s in. He’d claimed multiple times to have leaked logs from this discord server and was known to have the Discord name ‘HONKLER’ – as well as his Steam name being visible on the left.
And “Lothloran” which he has also since been privated and name-changed.
Someone is using the twitterhatesmyguts@gmail.com email for an onionfarms account. Curious. Do you remember the "twitterhatesmygut" from his Paypal receipts earlier in Part 2?
When you type in a random email that isn’t registered you will receive an error that says, “This email is not registered to an account.” I wonder whose account it belongs to…
At a certain point you have to ask yourself, "Who is dumb enough to get owned this badly?"
On the topic of his Nazi activities, he has quite a few. Funny enough, not even Nazis want anything to do with Michael Thurlow. Here are some excerpts from his Stormfront account “NorthlandPride”:
Michael is from Delhi, Ontario
His link above leads to this (archive) video. It’s very interesting, because if you check another (archive) video on this account
Here he is attempting a "get banned from facebook speedrun." It's pretty cringe and low-effort. But you'll notice something familiar if you look closely enough
That is his twitterhatesmyguts@gmail.com email that he uses to log in, and his facebook has his actual name and actual face.
It is therefore my conclusion that @Angry Canadian is not a clown, he is the entire circus.
Looks at his tabs
Peep the /pol/ overdose and Roblox tab lol
His shoddy email use even connects him to his family’s businesses. His parents, John R. Thurlow and Elizabeth Thurlow have a Florida based LLC. called Jeritt Services. The family also appears to run Best Home Cleaning (archive) and Dryer Duct Guys (archive). Another connection was Michael's phone number - it was inherited to him from his father, John R. Thurlow. You can see the phone and contact information in the comment below, as well as these websites. But the phone number ending in -1963 was the primary contact for all of these individuals and businesses.
Remember how Lothloran mentioned coming to America on an E-2 Visa on his chess account? This is Michael Thurlow’s brother, Daniel Thurlow.
The family business even has a Youtube channel (archive) where you can see their baby boy laying paint with stronggamer Aryan Ubermensch posture
(Youtube link)
He was on Twitter but was banned awhile ago. Here are some remaining screencaps floating on news sites.
"This is what we plan to do when the snow melts." 
Here are the first six points of the 30 point manifesto he wrote. The rest is paywalled on Scribd. That’s a pretty chadpilled Capitalist move for a Nazi to pull…
This site publishes his full points here. (archive)
According to point six he wants to send kosher and halal butchers to the camps for animal cruelty, yet admits to boiling hamsters in an Isabella Janke-fashion
His attempts at making a public name for himself really peaked in 2018 when he allegedly snuck around campus (archive) and posted ostensibly racist posters around his university campus. I have no evidence he graduated from this university or any institution. Here (archive) is another weirdly edited “article” about the same event and about Michael’s Twitter controversy. This (archive) is an interview with Michael where he rambles about how we exist in a state of nature. (Homie just read Hobbes lol) He claims to have been a communist until he was around 12 or 13. Then he got “red pilled” as all the young kids do these days.
And this (archive) piece of work is the chaotic ramblings of a Nazi who is not a supremacist but rants incoherently about Jews for about a third of it. It is called Sex, Love and Tomahawks. He forces a pepe meme into the article even though it has nothing to do with the topic.
Part 4: Michael’s Angriest Canadian Hits
Now that Michael Thurlow and @Angry Canadian are irrefutably connected, let’s look at how much funnier his autistic ramblings are.
Here he is pretending to be on HRT and transitioning. This message is to Laura Hobbes, AKA CommieDickGurl (@CammieDoxGirl) . He professed an admiration, and I can also confirm with personal experience he has interacted with CDG in several Discord servers. After getting in the group, he later pulls a 180 and turns into a weird drama goblin where tries to extort info about other users – presumably to bribe @Null to unban him.
@Angry Canadian's hits continue
His posts are like a non-stop self-own where he will say something and then have his internet history turn on him
That's saying a lot, because according to the women in his life, he can hit pretty damn hard. He's got a good finger-grip game when it comes to strangulation too
”Roman” nose
Why would he dislike anyone on the internet? Man’s never sperged before in his life
Oh no, ladies, run before he marries and strangles you
We've found Michael's taste in women
Like this?
This man cannot stop self-owning
Mike is currently gayoping with at least three Lolcows and is caught wearing his mothers clothes and posting on Tranchan
/End Updates
Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / NSCLRP
Lothloran / Volkswachter / NorthlandPride / Angry Leaf Ghost
Part 1: People Lie on the Internet?
The strange case of @Angry Canadian truly began on August 10th, 2021 when @RadioactiveMonkeyMan started a "debate user" style thread here. This halal failed and was moved to spergatory for several reasons, of which a few are:
- It provided no context to Michael’s accounts and doings
- @Angry Canadian was able to bury the lede in Discord accounts
- The people behind the halal didn’t do their due diligence to connect the dots for the reader
- The comments devolved into whether it was accurate, real dox or not (it was)
- It ended inconclusively. (It was neither proven nor disproven to be him at the time)
Regardless of potential irl gayops (I really don't know and never asked him), you can boo @RadioactiveMonkeyMan, but he’s not wrong.
Below are some reactions a normal human would have if a fake dox came out.
Users here and (((elsewhere))) have hinted that the dox seemed legit and people have been subtly dunking on @Angry Canadian, but he was too much of a brainlet to notice. As an old poster once said,
This “faildox” served a purpose in the end, because @Angry Canadian quickly rushed to DFE on the linked accounts. Remember, the doxing happened on August 10th. It would be awfully suspicious if the accounts were promptly deleted the next day with profile pics and names changed.
For example, Michael’s Chess account was mentioned and @wanddumpster links to a Twitch Stream by “RaginCanadian” who is streaming themselves playing chess under their “Lothloran” account with a profile picture of Oswald Mosely (renowned Br*t and least fashionable fascist). Here (archive) is the comment with all of the relevant media attachments
Here it is on August 11th, a little less than one day after the link was made
Not only was it closed one day after with the name and pfp being changed, here is @Angry Canadian's account on the (((splinter))) site where he posts the exact same picture
Here is a cached google image with the picture that is Michael’s pfp seen in the comment by @wanddumpster linked above. The account name was named Lothloran, but now it’s PinkiePieBald
Pictured below is an archived conversation from that same chess.com account. Here is an outline of what is covered:
- PinkiePieBald is referred to as Lothloran (conversation happened before the August 10th doxing and subsequent name change)
- Mike/Lothloran has never heard of en passant after several years of playing chess, and he is real insecure about it
- His autistic chess rambling is nearly identical to his autistic KF rambling
- He deflects his ignorance by claiming he has PTSD after serving in the military and subsequently gets owned by giving inconsistent dates and info
- When he feels pressed and has to justify himself, he actually provides True&Honest info about himself later used to verify his identity such as
- Being Canadian
- Years he lived in America
- His parent’s real company in America
- He came to the states with his parents on an E-2 investor’s visa
- He has an ex-wife who divorced him in his absence (more on that and the felonies later)
They have the same birthday, and Volkswachter is another known username of @Angry Canadian, even using "Volks Alt" as his Discord name for a time
@Angry Canadian spoke about his love for reptiles and spiders, even referencing not wanting to dox himself by posting pics of his critters. This is likely why. That picture is of him and his alleged “wife” @shiksa siren. You can compare his face in this image to the one he willingly posted on Lolcow. Further down you will see @Shika Siren’s dox and pics to prove she is indeed the second half of this duo.
It is worth mentioning here that @Angry Canadian would LARP as a lesbian in his anime double-life, as well as claim (s)he had a dead son. (Later you’ll see him larp as a trans-woman lol)
Followed by upping the ante to two dead sons less than two months later
He even has a myfigurecollection profile here (archive) with the same username and a link to his MAL profile, continues claiming to be female, but keeps his age for some crazy reason. There, (s)he lists what (s)he owns, what (s)he wants, and what (s)he has ordered. Here are some examples – of which (s)he claims to own a Pinkie Pie toy figurine. Personally, I find his wishlist very uncomfortable due to the clearly underage, scantily dressed figurines he has expressed interest in.
I’m not bringing attention to a figurine he incidentally expressed interest in. He voluntarily joined and participated in an anime club called “Lolicon and Love.” It’s still there, and you can see for yourself how half the comments are people there discussing how it’s totally not pedophilia.
Lolicon and Love – need I say more? I had to look up what ‘Ecchi’ is in the “Harem&Ecchi Club.” I’ll save you a google search and just post their Discord ad here
@Angry Canadian AKA Michael Thurlow joined multiple openly degenerate anime groups. He’s admitted ownership of Pinkie Pie figurines and has obfuscated his account(s) with Pinkie Pie themed names and pfps. I certainly hope none of his pure-blooded, morally upstanding Nazi counterparts find out about his…unorthodox tastes.
Part 2: Michael’s (Failed) Lovequest(s)
A commonly known “fact” about @Angry Canadian is that he has a wife who also posted on this here kiwi plantation by the name of @shiksa siren, AKA Samantha Lee Divis (born May 9th, 1990). She is real, folks, but she is not Michael’s wife. I cannot find any records indicating they’ve so much as lived together. If she didn’t appear in his profile pictures and communicate with him so openly (with poor-ass op-sec) I’d be half-convinced he was LARPing as her too.
One Ex-Wife, Two Felonies, Three Crimes
Michael was married to an American named Brittany Nichole Pamies (Thurlow) (born December 21, 1992). Married only a few months before Michael's 21st birthday, when his visa was going to expire. It seems this is a big reason why they married, as he could not remain on his parents E-2 Visa at 21. They had a child together, but since he has nothing to do with this story outside of being born to shit circumstances, I will not provide details outside of their baby registry (archive) . It’s fitting they can’t even spell their own names correctly. I will confirm his son is not dead, despite how hard Michael would love for that to be the case for whatever twisted reason.
Brittany was discovered after his mugshot came out alongside hers. She later joins the thread to leave her comments on abuse and neglect here
They were both arrested on charges of felony child neglect. Here (archive) are the charges for Brittany and here (archive) is @Angry Canadian
Michael’s goes one step further however – notice his son was born in July per the baby registry date (July 2013), and he is arrested the next month in August for child neglect. @Angry Canadian claimed to be a speedrunner and at this point I think he is a legitimate contender in the Felony Child Neglect any% category.
Here you can see he has two charges, one for felony child neglect and one for felony domestic battery by strangulation. At this point you have only one guess as to why he is currently in Canada and not America. Here (archive) is an article with his mugshot and battery charge.
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Finishing her arc here, Brittany Pamies divorced him in absentia shortly thereafter. This means that @Angry Canadian, ever the macho man, fled back to Canada and ghosted his wife and child in every way for at least a year. Here are the divorce papers and the ex-wife discussing it.
Here is a follow-up tiktok where she mentions how she feared his abuse. She is not the good-guy of this story, but she wasn’t a far cry from victim either.
Fk it, here’s her old Twitter (archive) too.
Her Tiktok username is also the same as her steam username, where you can see screenshots of Michael playing with her on his steam account here
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@Angry Canadian loves to talk about his hot, nubile model wife. Who is this Aryan goddess in actuality? We all know a lot about her from what @Angry Canadian claims, but the truth is hilariously out of step with Mike’s schitzo braggadocio. As it turns out, young Slammie is far from the super-hot youthful model-cum-heiress that we’ve heard so much about.
Samantha Lee Divis, born May 9th, 1990, was born to parents Mark and Sharon Divis, one of eight kids. Truly some Great Depression tier family planning. Having her own personal and familial struggles, her half-sister, Jody McMullen, (07/24/1981) almost died of an opioid addiction (archive) in 2006 and needed a liver transplant; another half-sister, Kelly-Jean McMullen-Marsh did, unfortunately, die of a meth overdose in 2021. Sam herself is no stranger to addiction, being a confessed alcoholic – but more on that later. She is unironically autistic, and once smashed a headset after fighting with Michael on discord while gayopping on Onionfarms together. She is also allergic to onions.
While her family is white trash, there is more to the story; her dad was a sheriff, something that Sammie heavily idolized while growing up. Mark Divis passed away due to colon cancer in 2017. He was 340 lbs (approx. 155kg) and embodied America in the truest way possible, by having to wipe his ass with a “freedom wand™.” How would he feel if he knew Sam was giving up his inheritance to a leaf with felony assault charges and beats her? I’m sure he and Bob Chandler would shudder to think of it. To repeat an important point, there is absolutely no proof she ever married Mike. She never wears a ring in any recent photos, she goes by her maiden name Samantha Divis, and her family (who are way too comfortable with posting all their private info on Facebook) have never once mentioned him.
But, before I go any further, let’s explain how we can be sure that Sam is the one and only “””wife””” of our angriest Canadian. It’s always good to show your work, after all. It started with AngryCanadian’s twitch account (archive). We know the twitch is his because it matches the same name he’s used in countless places, the voice in the VODs are his (confirmed by people who have spoken to him (myself included) and further down the OP), and it links to Streamlabs where his username is ragincanadian (archive) which sure sounds familiar, eh? Upon checking his followers list, one name stood out: “Otternationalism”. This name was strikingly familiar to the name “Otters”, which @Angry Canadian's “wife” was known to use on Discord.
A simple google search of the name “otternationalism” brought us to her steam. And as you can see, the same damn powerpuff girl avatar as on discord. Look for yourself. To absolutely no one’s surprise, see who she’s interacting with:
We know that Volkswachter on Steam is without a doubt @Angry Canadian, because the screenshot of Falsies playing with him on steam shows the same account. It appears as Mister No, but earlier it was Volkswachter as per these chat logs
As well as him changing his discord name to “Volks Alt” for a time as pictured earlier
Looking at the post history of Mr No you can see that this is the very same account that Otters is interacting with
The previous usernames she went by on steam were very revealing:
Looking into the name Carpe Conundrum leads us to this LiveJournal account (archive)
The LiveJournal links to a MySpace
‘Samantha Divis,' she also went by ‘Samantha’ on Steam. Of additional note is her chess account (archive), where she only ever played against one account
That’s right, it’s PinkiePieBald, @Angry Canadian's chess account. Quite the coincidence. And the final nail in the coffin comes by checking what she posted on Steam, where she fucking doxes herself
This brings us back to Samantha Divis. A lot of what we know about her comes from Sam herself, from her (now deleted) reddit account (archive). Don’t worry, it’s all been archived (meta archive). This is where the info about her dad and the freedom wand comes from. Her reddit is a goldmine as it gives us True&Honest information about herself, her family, her ex-husband and his perversions, as well as her abusive relationship with Michael Thurlow.
On the topic of Sam and her admirable battle with alcoholism (best of luck with that, Sam, addiction’s a bitch)
The reason for her alcoholism? We’ll get to that, but it’s a rough one, Kiwis. First for the main event, let’s see what Sam had to say about her relationship with Mike.
Now keep in mind, she divorced her husband in November of 2018. As per this post her boyfriend (Mike Thurlow) is of “a little over a year and a half,” meaning she would have started dating Mike in early 2019.
There’s also this tidbit that Sam left as a comment on a relationship advice website (archive):
To summarize: Samantha reveals that Mike is emotionally abusive, drove Sam to further alcoholism, goes through cyclical bouts of
And now for the cherry on top, let’s talk about Sam’s ex-husband. He has not been mentioned anywhere thus far.
Edward “Eddie” John Unger, born December 10th, 1982, a good eight years older than Sam, was her husband from 2016 until 2018. Their marriage fell apart for a variety of reasons including a tragic miscarriage in 2017. This is the same year she lost her father. It is, no doubt, a sad story so we will move on.
You may be wondering, what kind of man gets engaged while wearing a Mortal Kombat graphic tee?
A motherfucking cuckold, that’s who. Eddie apparently would make Sam fuck other dudes for his own pleasure. This had an understandably damaging effect on Sam. She developed alcoholism as a coping mechanism to handle his deranged fetish. So, for the record, Michael “married” a woman who would get passed around like a joint by her ex husbands’ friends for his own kinks. Very based and tradpilled.
What’s even funnier is that Eddie is Jewish.
This explains her chosen screen name: @Shiksa Siren
>Shiksa (שיקסע ,pronounced shick-suh) is a Yiddish word that refers to a non-Jewish woman who is either romantically interested in a Jewish man or who is a Jewish man's object of affection. The shiksa represents an exotic "other" to the Jewish man, someone who is theoretically forbidden and, thus, incredibly desirable.
So Michael Thurlow, the proud Nazi and savior of the white race, is picking up the sloppy seconds of a Jew – and said Jew’s countless friends.
(Eddie, pictured left)
It’s interesting to note that Sam herself is now a Nazi, as shown in her reddit post history and also the collection of literature on Pastebin. I guess Jewish dick(s) really changes a bitch.
Another of Eddie’s alleged perversions was that he would sneak microphones and cameras all around the house where he recorded Sam in several compromising positions. One of the things that he recorded was Sam talking to a group of “Nazi Satanists” on discord. Eddie then proceeded to write an erotic fanfiction about Sam and the satanists, presumably where she gets gangbanged by them. Unfortunately, as of this writing, the fanfiction has yet to be found. @Angry Canadian is aware of this fanfic and it is a great deal of emotional distress to him, calling it “The worst thing I have ever read,” and he has tried unsuccessfully to target the people featured in the fanfic. Finding it would be a great source of milk.
If anyone would like to try their hand at finding it, the story apparently involves O9A – the Order of Nine Angles, an occult group – alongside Eddie and Sam. Apparently at least one person in the story is referred to by full name and it is probably safe to assume that Sam and Eddie are too. It was written at some point between 2016 and 2018. There is enough detail to the story that one could retroactively dox Sam from it. Happy hunting.
If anyone would like to try their hand at finding it, the story apparently involves O9A – the Order of Nine Angles, an occult group – alongside Eddie and Sam. Apparently at least one person in the story is referred to by full name and it is probably safe to assume that Sam and Eddie are too. It was written at some point between 2016 and 2018. There is enough detail to the story that one could retroactively dox Sam from it. Happy hunting.
To conclude, Sam AKA @shiksa siren is one of Michael’s victims, make no mistake of it. He beat her senseless, emotionally and financially abused her, and then tried to cheat on her the first opportunity he got after catching whiff of some e-vagina. But she is still partially to blame here; she was long aware of Mike’s tendencies and is pathologically unable to do anything to rectify her situation, and she has on countless occasions assisted him in his gayops. As seen on her post on a certain (((other))) website, she constantly goes along with his shit. He tries to cheat on her with other farmers and, according to Sam, it’s those girls’ fault.
She comes so close to actually getting the point and understanding that the abuse she gets isn’t reasonable, but then she knocks back a glass of that kool-aid and tries to cope with “everyone wants to fuck my husband.” Wake the fuck up, Samantha. Despite everything, she continues to collaborate with him and scheme alongside him in his gayops. You’re way too old to not know better. Mike only gives a shit about her when it impacts him - as seen by his absolutely castrated behavior, begging the mods over at that (((other))) website to remove Sam’s dox
Sam, you don’t need him. You’re better than him. You’ll be happier without him. He just wants you for a visa.
Give it up.
From Sex-Pest to Sexless
In my unprofessional opinion, Kiwis, I would consider this to be among Mike’s most cringe-inducing personality traits. We know that he is no stranger to domestic violence, strangulation, child neglect, and has an admitted interest in lolicon. It’s not just women he knows in real life, however. He has gone out of his way to paypig ladies of the farms to fulfill his bizarre fetishes. His messages to womyn usually oscillate from candy-coated cringe to full blown psycho at whiplash speed. You will see further down the OP that he operates the same with trans members as well. You may draw your own conclusions about what that could indicate.
The following screen-caps are a conversation @Angry Canadian is having elsewhere, stating that he is willing to trade ill-gotten nudes of a user to @Null in order to be unbanned from the farms. I mentioned this is the cringiest part – and while it is one of his more degenerate actions, this is some of the strongest evidence he is living in his own reality. Both in trying to “justify” his actions but also acting like he’s one-step-ahead of everyone despite acting like a sperg and confessing to a crime that is commonly prosecuted in Canada. Possessing nudes isn't a crime, this ain't Saudi Arabia (yet). Posting nude images with the intent to inflict emotional distress is, however, a crime in Canada. All this so he can shit post on the farms and earn more
Don’t want to read all the cringe? Here are some of my favorite highlights:
His delusions speak for themselves, and he is clearly more interested in us than we are of him. That’s saying a lot considering the length of this OP so far. But you have to wonder why he is so bent on getting his account unbanned. Is he wanting to delete something compromising? Does he think he has clout here? I’m not sure who would want to LARP as a paypig of this nature.
I call him a paypig for one simple reason. Confession time, Kiwis. You didn’t actually need to connect the dox in Part 1, because @Angry Canadian gave up his dox in a fit of horny confusion, much like a stunned Pokémon. You see, he paid this ladykiwi via paypal. For those of you that don’t understand why that’s the single dumbest way to go about paypigging, it’s because Paypal will give the receiver your name and payment information. It’s the same reason why you are warned time and again not to donate to Chris Chan via Paypal. He reveals the info he receives from Paypal. Here are the receipts:
Notice the "Twitterhatesmygut" note on the second image. We'll be visiting that again in Part 3.
Note the paypig’s name, Michael Robert Thurlow, as well as the conversion from Canadian monopoly money to USD. Ladykiwis, if you think your nudes are powerful enough to get @Angry Canadian unabanned, I have an excellent investment opportunity for you.
He engaged in distribution of revenge pornography, admitted to it, and left a paper trail including his full name and banking information directly to the woman. He even sent a picture of his face. In retrospect, this is the best photo he could send because the other photos make him look like either a sixth generation inbred NEET or a cashier at Hot Topic.
Here is @shiksa siren AKA Samantha’s response to all of this (her original account was banned after @Angry Canadian used it to circumvent his own ban)
If you think, “Well he’s into lolicon and harassing adult women, but at least he doesn’t harm children (outside of the whole child neglect and wishing his son were dead bit).” Then, unfortunately, I will have to introduce you to his Photobucket account. This is his personal, True&Honest repository for all things Michael Thurlow. Here is a Facebook interaction he posted where he confesses to statutory rape of a minor.
What else is on his photobucket? How was it uncovered? That brings me to:
Part 3:
To paraphrase the late great Canadian, Norm Macdonald, you know the worst thing about Nazis? It’s the disrespect. I could respect a man more if he were openly a Nazi. I can’t respect a man that claims to be an open Nazi on Twitter, cry about other people hiding their Nazi leanings, and then go on the internet and lie themselves about not being a Nazi. It’s hypocritical and cowardly. Especially when he clearly has some aspiration for growth and political office. Jump ahead to the Stormfront Highlights to see him claim that he both is, and somehow also isn’t, a white nationalist.
After finding his photobucket (archive) (upload(upload archive)), I am proud to present an album of prime, Grade-A USDA certified milk. Yes, he does appear to be wearing eyeliner.
Michael Thurlow is ugly, and I would not have sex with him.
His photobucket was found in an almost serendipitous way.
Not only does Michael post under the same few usernames, but he likes to reuse his emails. I won’t get into too much detail in this OP, but essentially he uses the same four or so emails for everything. He’s way too open about his email, actually.
Little things like this, clearly using Gmail. Well, we know some of his emails already and you’ll notice he uses them all as recoveries for other emails too.
He’s using his Nazi Party official email(s) (NSCLRP@gmail and mthurlownsclrp@gmail) alongside his “twitterhatesmyguts” (<-remember this one for later) and “Lothloran” emails for almost everything.
They were also used for his steam accounts.
This confirmed his Steam accounts “Mister No” which has since been privated but can be seen below, where @Falsies is seen playing a game with @Angry Canadian under this name. Note the BB Discord he’s in. He’d claimed multiple times to have leaked logs from this discord server and was known to have the Discord name ‘HONKLER’ – as well as his Steam name being visible on the left.
And “Lothloran” which he has also since been privated and name-changed.
Someone is using the twitterhatesmyguts@gmail.com email for an onionfarms account. Curious. Do you remember the "twitterhatesmygut" from his Paypal receipts earlier in Part 2?
When you type in a random email that isn’t registered you will receive an error that says, “This email is not registered to an account.” I wonder whose account it belongs to…
At a certain point you have to ask yourself, "Who is dumb enough to get owned this badly?"
Michael is from Delhi, Ontario
Kevin really hurt his feelings by saying he was unimportant and wouldn't accomplish anything. Michael responds with a new stat sheet of his height, weight, and how much he can bench. This guy can't stop lying and it always happens when he gets insecure
His link above leads to this (archive) video. It’s very interesting, because if you check another (archive) video on this account
Here he is attempting a "get banned from facebook speedrun." It's pretty cringe and low-effort. But you'll notice something familiar if you look closely enough
That is his twitterhatesmyguts@gmail.com email that he uses to log in, and his facebook has his actual name and actual face.
It is therefore my conclusion that @Angry Canadian is not a clown, he is the entire circus.
Looks at his tabs
Peep the /pol/ overdose and Roblox tab lol
His shoddy email use even connects him to his family’s businesses. His parents, John R. Thurlow and Elizabeth Thurlow have a Florida based LLC. called Jeritt Services. The family also appears to run Best Home Cleaning (archive) and Dryer Duct Guys (archive). Another connection was Michael's phone number - it was inherited to him from his father, John R. Thurlow. You can see the phone and contact information in the comment below, as well as these websites. But the phone number ending in -1963 was the primary contact for all of these individuals and businesses.
Remember how Lothloran mentioned coming to America on an E-2 Visa on his chess account? This is Michael Thurlow’s brother, Daniel Thurlow.
The family business even has a Youtube channel (archive) where you can see their baby boy laying paint with strong
(Youtube link)
He was on Twitter but was banned awhile ago. Here are some remaining screencaps floating on news sites.
Here are the first six points of the 30 point manifesto he wrote. The rest is paywalled on Scribd. That’s a pretty chadpilled Capitalist move for a Nazi to pull…
This site publishes his full points here. (archive)
According to point six he wants to send kosher and halal butchers to the camps for animal cruelty, yet admits to boiling hamsters in an Isabella Janke-fashion
His attempts at making a public name for himself really peaked in 2018 when he allegedly snuck around campus (archive) and posted ostensibly racist posters around his university campus. I have no evidence he graduated from this university or any institution. Here (archive) is another weirdly edited “article” about the same event and about Michael’s Twitter controversy. This (archive) is an interview with Michael where he rambles about how we exist in a state of nature. (Homie just read Hobbes lol) He claims to have been a communist until he was around 12 or 13. Then he got “red pilled” as all the young kids do these days.
And this (archive) piece of work is the chaotic ramblings of a Nazi who is not a supremacist but rants incoherently about Jews for about a third of it. It is called Sex, Love and Tomahawks. He forces a pepe meme into the article even though it has nothing to do with the topic.
Part 4: Michael’s Angriest Canadian Hits
Now that Michael Thurlow and @Angry Canadian are irrefutably connected, let’s look at how much funnier his autistic ramblings are.
Here he is pretending to be on HRT and transitioning. This message is to Laura Hobbes, AKA CommieDickGurl (@CammieDoxGirl) . He professed an admiration, and I can also confirm with personal experience he has interacted with CDG in several Discord servers. After getting in the group, he later pulls a 180 and turns into a weird drama goblin where tries to extort info about other users – presumably to bribe @Null to unban him.
@Angry Canadian's hits continue
His posts are like a non-stop self-own where he will say something and then have his internet history turn on him
That's saying a lot, because according to the women in his life, he can hit pretty damn hard. He's got a good finger-grip game when it comes to strangulation too
Why would he dislike anyone on the internet? Man’s never sperged before in his life
Oh no, ladies, run before he marries and strangles you
We've found Michael's taste in women
Like this?
This man cannot stop self-owning
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