Ralph is Chris Chan's true and honest successor. Ralph lives his life in his own personal CWCville-tier delusion, complete with Chrislike autistic meltdowns. I wonder what Gunt's equivalent of the boyfriend-free-Barb saga is gonna be... Something to do with Harry?
It's ghetto hood trash level of flexing appearances. He has to pretend he's the toughest MF there is and is not allowed to take a single slight against him otherwise he becomes the bitch of the hood. It's all about the respect, the toughest
G from the gang gets to shit on everyone but has someone beaten up or capped the moment one of his bitches dares to disrespect him back. IB were a place where he got to shit on everyone and everyone else followed his lead. That is why he sees himself as some highly regarded figure who is owed loyalty and respect.
While in his before-the-Internet life he probably was the bottom of the gangbang, where people constantly mocked him for being a fat fuck since he was a child. IB where a safe space from all of that. That's his Ralphamaleville delusion, he deludes himself to believe he is this highly regarded figure that got to shit on everyone because he was part of the "cool kids".
He is literally unable to see, no one actually ever gave a shit about that.
I don't think he will have a barb saga; you might say his Barb Saga will be the Hepatic disease saga. He will just drink himself to death before 45. His drinking will just continue to spiral out of control; he is not autistic so he is able to see though his own bullshit, so he just drinks to forget about it.
He is too young to have issues around this, but consider how fucking fat he is. His liver is probably under heavy stress due to a large layer of fat shrouding it, combined with the hard licor abuse this will very likely cause hepatomegaly very soon. Followed by portal vein obstruction and Esophageal varices. Ralph won't ever see a doctor about that, because he just won't be talked into acknowledging he drinks too much. Until one of the more severe complications that follow starts fucking with him. Either one of the many varices he'll develop will burst; his belly will get filled with ascitic fluid
; or he will allow his liver to become a stone. By then the ammonia accumulating in his bloodstream due to his liver being unable to dispose of celular death waste will literally get hepatic encephalopathy (his cognition will be gone for periods of hours; if not properly controlled in a hospital it will lead to Hepatorenal syndrome, and ultimately death) every single time he eats something with protein on it.
He's full of shit when he says he loves his children, if he did he would care to be there for them when they are older. And at the pace he is going he just won't. All of this will start very soon. We'll get 5-10 years of content from the moment his liver swells for the first time, and that will happen pretty soon.
