4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[An automatic clown]

i dont want to be cringe but jesus christ looking at just how sad and pathetic ralph is i just can't help but think that the best thing that could have happened to may and his kids would have been if he died in portugal i know may is retarded but i feel that ralph dying wouldve been enough of a "what the fuck am i doing with my life" moment to make her understand how much of a fuck up she is and try to get some help but im probably being to nice to may she probably would have moved with baked alaska or vito

i just cant imagine having ralph as your dad a raging, drunk, drug addict, wigger, that fucks hookers just look at him when he was talking to dick about screaming at jim his excuse was that he was drunk but even when he says that he's not drinking he's even worse there's no way he isnt gonna be abusive to pantsu and rosie but who knows maybe if enough people keep saying thats he's gonna beat the fuck out of may and his kids he's not gonna do it to "show the aylawgs i dont hurt mah kids like the mother of joshua conner moon beat his faggot ass"

honestly imagine if ralph got murdered in portugal by that transgender underaged hooker xander and rosie get raised by their mothers and grandparents one day they meet and find this site and read all the fucked up and retarded shit their dad did like i know growing up without a dad is hard but if your dad was ralph you would probably be glad he died before you were born but hey who knows it might still happen he's probably gonna die before his kids learn to speak after someone dares him to go to manaus and he doesnt come back

Thanks for the sentegraphs my friend

 

[Honored guest]

The thicc elbow alog on Jesse's stream confirms the gunt stomp, amazing!

Chaggot is an attention whore, I'm surprised no one like Jesse has offered to shill him in exchange for the gunt stomp footage, but I wouldn't be surprised if the gunt made him delete it.

 

[Hesa]

Rackets said earlier in the day on Elijah's show that he was going to Tyler, Texas with his family to see Kevin Costner speak or something.

What have the family done wrong?

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Thanks for the sentegraphs my friend

David Foster Wallace sends his approval from the afterlife.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

He's a kiwi farmer

That explains everything. Those people are retards.

 

[Derpy]

I know Ralph was in Texas for wrestle mania. Did he actually see the show in person? I don’t see him posting evidence he went to the arena. Mersh and some others have posted pictures on Twatter. Ethan only comments on the event, but no pictures of him there.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Paulyfrog64 made an AI enhanced version of Ethan's disgusting mug, I saw it while browsing twitter. His eye is completely fucked up, I didn't realize how fucked looking it is. This whole shit show has been amazing.

 

[Booby Jones]

Paulyfrog64 made an AI enhanced version of Ethan's disgusting mug, I saw it while browsing twitter. His eye is completely fucked up, I didn't realize how fucked looking it is. This whole shit show has been amazing.

The AI helped him too much, I had to add a human touch

 

[Expendable Zaku]

“AH THINK MAH AYE LOOS AH BET BEGGAH NAWH.”

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Not sure if this has already been posted (haven't had time to read all updates tonight), but Jesse interviews the guy who elbowed Ralph in the face around the 58:00 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZ8KN_XA3k

He's a kiwi farmer and says he was really drunk and it was a spontaneous act because Ralph was being a prick to him. He did confirm that Ralph stomped the back of his head. He gives some other interesting tidbits, but is a bit spergy and spends too much time defending the form of his strike and takes himself a little seriously, so it's not a great listen unfortunately. But I respect the dude for putting himself out there with the event and the interview.

Citing the Yakuza games to explain how drunk you were when excusing the puffball elbow you threw doesn't do you any favors.

 

[Homer Simpson]

He accidentally showed the e-mail "jconnor684", which would be a sort of meme magic in and of itself since Ralph's "jcaesar187" pornhub account was revealed in a similar way.

jconnor684
jcaesar187

And on top of that Flamenco's name is Joshua Connor.

I'm not sure what all this means.

His name is Joshua Connor? I missed that part lol. It's like a universal joke against ralph lol.

 

[PaladinBoo]

"That goddamn faggot Joshua Connor and that goddamn pedophile Joshua Connor Moon. I'll seed as many BPD women with daddy issues that I can and owe millions in child support because at the end of the day I will win! Can't abort the Retort!"

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Zilortha]

I have no idea how I can come away from this liking Destiny more than I did when I know he's basically the left-wing version of Ralph with a stimulant problem instead of an alcohol addiction.
I don't agree with his politics, and I don't particularly like him as a person (I find him skeevy and degenerate), etc. But I still gotta respect him for going to this shitshow, having a sense of humor about the whole thing, taking the piss out of Ralph, and defending the shit he believes in, even if I think it's dumb.

 

[A Log In D Tractor]

I can’t fathom what his explanation was for abandoning her and their child for the Thrift Giant bowling tournament with Corrine. But I’m sure he was hot to GTFO once Pantsu got to hear about Gunt date raping drunk Alice. Pantsu instantly knew what night Alice was talking about too because she would remember Gunt coming home drunk at 3 am, having Alice’s phone and his BS story.

Really? I imagine there's been a lot more Gunt escapades involving him returning home drunk at 3am we have yet to hear about. It's the ralpha male way of course.

Thrilling content there Ralph as your bloated disgusting face stays glued on your phone while traveling down the road policing chat instead of paying attention to the road

It truly is a miracle he didn't crash. Christ is King!

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>sitting at home, jacking to anime, all these fucking faggots
just described the majority of groypers right there

This is just sad, I've been to more active Bowling allies in the middle of nowhere. I'm not someone who is into bowling but it's fun enough as something you do with friends but no one is really doing it except one lane, so probably the majority are there to network or some bullshit. Imagine networking with Rage Pig people.

If that's true its really sad, the only person there worth networking with is Destiny as he's the only one who gets any views, and he apparently left right after the debate. Not that any guntoids would have wanted to network with "cuckstiny".


Its insane how much of this overall event he spent wasting time instead of trying to make the event good, especially for it being his first real hosted IRL event(unless you count the Warski fight). It's like he has no sense of urgency that there is some level of entertainment and quality that he should be making sure is fulfilled as the host of this event, both to the paying attendees and to his regular stream audience. Instead of going to the venue early to start setting up streaming equipment, where he could have found out they didn't have a proper mic setup, he goes to the Blaze studios to holler at Elijah after HE cancelled his own appearance(probably because he was high off his ass). Even then after being ignored and humiliated by Elijah rather than going to start setting up he instead streams outside of the studio dancing and doing other dumb shit. Come the day of the event, the stream is over an hour late, people are holding 2 mics causing feedback and shit audio, there isn't a marked out space for Q&A so audience members are tripping over the wires and unplugging them, and the debate topic (globalism) sucked especially considering Destiny's recent escapades. The whole time instead of trying to fix these issues or entertain the guests who paid to attend this event, he's arguing with Metokur on twitter, instead entertaining the guests of Flamenco's stream. At least the chaggot macing was decent content. I think Ralph has to pull back on offering full forgiveness, instead say its now 1418 chaggot and he has to get maced for 4 more minutes in order to redeem himself fully, or get tazed or something.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Really? I imagine there's been a lot more Gunt escapades involving him returning home drunk at 3am we have yet to hear about. It's the ralpha male way of course.

No, I think he just sits at home getting piss drunk 95% of the time. He goes out to buy booze or drugs, then just comes back home and stays up in the u-haul blanket studio. He has no friends IRL, he doesn’t go out. This is why his trips to Vegas or event trips are so important to Gunt - it’s his only IRL social interaction.

Suddenly having another alcoholic willing to drink with him, who was also a young woman he was thirsty af for in his city, was huge deal for Ralph. If Alice had shown any actual interest in Ralph Pantsu would have got the Faith treatment.

Pantsu would definitely remember the night. She would have been paranoid as fuck thanks to Alice being in town. Her only way to cope was to try and pretend this was all just for a mutually desired three-way because all seven month pregnant women can’t wait to sleep with their boyfriend and the much more attractive woman he’s obsessed with.

 

[McDonnell Douglas]

Honestly, it wasn't a bad shot for a guy who is clearly not a boxer. People saying it was weak, but it snaps Ralph's head back. If he had more speed and power, it could have knocked Ralph out. Also, it was a fair shot because Ralph ran up on him and took his sunglasses off after talking shit. That's asking for a fight, Ralph. You started shit, you got hit. And that shot was telegraphed, you should have been ready.

Also, @Ralph, you kicked this guy in the head while he was restrained by people you hired. Those must have been some weak kicks, because I just saw him talking on camera and his face looks better than yours. What a pussy Ralph is.

I agree entirely. It wasn't a Jon Bone Jones elbow strike, but it was decent for a dude that probably spends too much time on the internet (based purely on his interview with Jesse); it connected with Ralph enough to cause another gunt sighting.

It certainly looked like it landed better than the Digibro swing imho, although that's not a very high bar. Overall, gif of the incident is outstanding and it caused Ralph to still cope about it.

 

[Calefactorite]

Not sure if this has already been posted (haven't had time to read all updates tonight), but Jesse interviews the guy who elbowed Ralph in the face around the 58:00 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZ8KN_XA3k

He's a kiwi farmer and says he was really drunk and it was a spontaneous act because Ralph was being a prick to him. He did confirm that Ralph stomped the back of his head. He gives some other interesting tidbits, but is a bit spergy and spends too much time defending the form of his strike and takes himself a little seriously, so it's not a great listen unfortunately. But I respect the dude for putting himself out there with the event and the interview.

I liked the part where he said he wants Pey to sit on his face.

 

[Keranu]

Chaggot is afraid to share the truth!








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[twozero]

They are saving all the photos of the adults and the grown up table together in Dallas until Elijah goes on Reiketa’s show.

When Ralph realizes Dax only went to his event so he could have stories for Nick and Elijah to laugh at, there will be another Pillstream.

There was a moment in the stream where Dax and Marie were about to take a seat at a table in direct view of the stream. Dax sat down just before Marie spotted the camera with a face of shock, disgust, and embarrassment at being recorded at the event. Definitely just went there to kill some time and placate the gunt before meeting up with Nick.