4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Ralph is really getting married at a bowling alley and then he's going to go to WrestleMania. This is so unbelievably white trash, it's unreal.
Father of two, ladies and gentlemen.
Again, this cannot be stressed enough:

Ralph abandoned his newborn daughter for this.
And to think, there was a time when I hoped he’d get his shit together.
 
This puncher of the gunt sounds goofy as fuck. "I'm not some goober, duhoo hooo"
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I just love the tard noises he makes due to the intense pain of the mace. There’s something about the cadence of his guttural grunts that is like pure retard noises, I don’t know how to describe it lmao. Like all the pretension of him being a normal human without a disability totally vanishes the second the mace hits him.

One of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile, close second being Ralph dancing in a cowboy hat and smelly FED shirt outside the Blaze HQ, after screaming at the top of his lungs and getting googly eyes.

The way Ethan casually foregrounds himself against Chaggot's guttural cries of anguish to credit "the keelstream" for this stunt is also perfect. Never before have I seen a showrunner so eagerly claim responsibility for the live assault of a retard. Between the oversized t-shirt just baggy enough to qualify as trailer park attire, the sunglasses he obstinately wears at night, and the scene behind him, Ethan looks more like the host of a bumfights knockoff than a #trad christian. His one-legged penguin gait also contributes significantly to this effect. I love it. Never change, champ.
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Has Ralph reacted yet to the fact that Dax and Marie ditched his event to go hang out with Rekeita and Elijah and their wives? As if a sore arm that prevents you from bowling means you also have to flee the premises hours before anyone started bowling.
They are saving all the photos of the adults and the grown up table together in Dallas until Elijah goes on Reiketa’s show.

When Ralph realizes Dax only went to his event so he could have stories for Nick and Elijah to laugh at, there will be another Pillstream.
 
He’s part of Anthony Cumias network so he was probably a D list guest on Cumias new program
Pat Dixon used to be married to Mandy Stadtmiller, a thirsty BPD whore lolcow who deserves a thread but would enjoy the attention too much. Both Cumia barnacles.
 
The way he raises his shoulders and then puts his hands on his hips is like a textbook Chris Chan hissyfit gesture. Especially coupled with the high pitched hick voice and exaggerated expression.
Agree, this is the most Chris-Chan Ralph has ever been. When he says "like a damn bowling pin" I had flashbacks of Geno's documentary. Chris Chan is unironically stronger and more manly tho.
 
His one-legged penguin gait also contributes significantly to this effect. I love it.
Ralph's walk is so strange, he always walks as if he's creeping around a house full of people sleeping. While simultaneously holding his pants up because his ass was swallowed by his gunt.
 
They are saving all the photos of the adults and the grown up table together in Dallas until Elijah goes on Reiketa’s show.

When Ralph realizes Dax only went to his event so he could have stories for Nick and Elijah to laugh at, there will be another Pillstream.
Dax is already talking to Jim on Twitter. Talking to someone the Ralphamale has deemed a blood enemy for life is what got Warski on his shitlist. Gunt's falling out with Dax has been a matter of when and not if for months now.
 
Dax is already talking to Jim on Twitter. Talking to someone the Ralphamale has deemed a blood enemy for life is what got Warski on his shitlist. Gunt's falling out with Dax has been a matter of when and not if for months now.
It'll be the end of an era if the Gunt Guard fully turns on Ralph. :roll:
 
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