4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Vanquished Phoenix said:
Would anyone have access to the unedited stream, or could they clip a part from the Blaze Studios rant he did? It's the one used in Sunrise Productions, but I would like it without tuba please.


9:11 - 10:23

In particular I want the part about him ranting "They set me up like a motherfuckin' bowling pin!" because that is going to be the new "They played us like a damn fiddle!" (at 9:19)
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Formula one downey said:
I predict, that will be the only guntcon that he will host, his paypiggies are drying up.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Not a great look and it's very rare that someone would want to do business with that kind of nightmare for the very little money ralph could offer.
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Prove these aylawgs wrong, Ralph! You can bounce back from this, yer the best in the sektur from the top on down!

Yeah but you guys are probably right. Any aylawgs that wanna fuck with Ralph IRL will probably have to travel to Vegas for it.
 
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Easiest way to get Ralph to do something (stupid) is to have any or all of the people he seethes about talk about going there. “Man, you know, I’ve always wanted to go to Ukraine. I have some family there, and I’ve heard Kyiv has a pretty lit nightlife. Oh, and prostitution’s legal.”
 
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Expendable Zaku said:
Easiest way to get Ralph to do something (stupid) is to have any or all of the people he seethes about talk about going there. “Man, you know, I’ve always wanted to go to Ukraine. I have some family there, and I’ve heard Kyiv has a pretty lit nightlife. Oh, and prostitution’s legal.”
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And if he ever thinks about going to Kyiv during the war, he's just retarded enough to not realize the ongoing situations around it, while being slightly wary about it. He's just always think it's a good idea to tour Kyiv like nothing had happened, so that "he have a nice tour around Kyiv and picking up prostitutes" like a pig.
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Along those same lines, did Ralph legit have the best score at the time of the awarding of the trophy or was it more like "F**K IT! AH'LL GIV IT TO MYSELF!"?
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The word is that trophy cost him a few hundred bucks. I imagine his plan was to just keep it all along as he wouldn’t want to give away something so valuable. I bet he puts in his studio or wherever he does his show.
 
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Truly Rural said:
The femboy that tried to punch Gunt should have just open palm slapped the gunt instead. It would be funnier, more suitable for such a womanly character and more humiliating for Ralph. I hope next attack on RagePig aims for the gunt. Also, if Gunt stomped the dude it might be visible on CCTV from inside the venue.
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I'm going to Vegas around the same time as Ralph and I'm not going to go looking for him but if I see him gunting about and I've had enough to drink I will slap him with a leather glove.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph has been in a non-stop cope for the entire day trying to spin the event as a success, even claiming he's gonna do annual Kingpins that will be better. But since he's an avid reader of these threads, he's knows that any event he plans in the future is gonna have massive aylawg infiltration.
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I mean, I wish he would do it monthly. Hell, just drop the podcast shit, its played out, cringe and gay, instead do the Killstream as a weekly live show in random bowling alleys and dive bars, that would be a infinitely more fun than any Tucker clip session, more engaging and profitable.

Lets be honest, though, even if Ralph were to make it a annual thing, we don't even know if he'll be around next year, it's just as likely that he's still around hollering, dead or in jail.
 
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oramge cat said:
I'm going to Vegas around the same time as Ralph and I'm not going to go looking for him but if I see him gunting about and I've had enough to drink I will slap him with a leather glove.
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When is he going? I got a bachelor party in Vegas and it would just be icing on the cake if Rapeit Ralph was there too.
 
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"Fuck yew, Medicare! You're fuckin' cryin' an dyin' with fuckin' Genghis Khan over there in your sad sterile fuckin' anime bubble, an I'm havin' a great night here in Dallas! In fact, I just went to the john to shoot up some heroin and whack my jimmy to my daughter Rozzie Ralph! While you're stuck stickin yer dick in the motherfuckin fat guy from Mulan, bitch!"
 
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Kup said:
When is he going? I got a bachelor party in Vegas and it would just be icing on the cake if Rapeit Ralph was there too.
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End of July, so unfortunately I was wrong, I thought he was going in June so unless he pushes up the trip back a month I won't be running into him. At least the city won't smell and there won't be grease all over the card tables.
 
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AltisticRight said:
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Disappointed, boiling nitric acid would have done a better job.

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Suffer, paedophile.
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IT'S NAWT TREU, I'M NAWT A FLIPPIN' PEDOPHILE
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
That's Wolfpup. He stuck around until the end.
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I just love the tard noises he makes due to the intense pain of the mace. There’s something about the cadence of his guttural grunts that is like pure retard noises, I don’t know how to describe it lmao. Like all the pretension of him being a normal human without a disability totally vanishes the second the mace hits him.

One of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile, close second being Ralph dancing in a cowboy hat and smelly FED shirt outside the Blaze HQ, after screaming at the top of his lungs and getting googly eyes.
 
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