Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[George Floyd Sneed]

Jeffrey of YOSPOS only cares about running his fiefdom and that’s it. Even though he paid several hundred thousand for SA, his initial investment in Bitcoin was a few bucks at most. In his mind, he only had to pay pocket change for the site so therefore he doesn’t really give a shit about fixing issues or making it profitable. The money he gets from red texts or re-registering is just gravy to him. It’s 20 years too late to turn SA around anyway but it appears it’s doomed to always be run by lazy owners who refuse to invest anything into it.

 

[Spunt]

And why would he change anything anyway? The second he did some morbidly obese blue-haired they/them who hasn't left the house since 2019 will scream that the new change discriminates against bigender demiromantic frog-kin like xheirselves and throw a retarded tantrum. Why bother, these people want a hugbox, not a functional forum.

 

[Hybrid Icing]

The entire history of Jeffrey's ownership has just been swinging from one extreme to the other of bending over for whiny troons and bending over for whiny fyads.

 

[Ghostse]

Jeffrey of YOSPOS only cares about running his fiefdom and that’s it. Even though he paid several hundred thousand for SA, his initial investment in Bitcoin was a few bucks at most. In his mind, he only had to pay pocket change for the site so therefore he doesn’t really give a shit about fixing issues or making it profitable. The money he gets from red texts or re-registering is just gravy to him. It’s 20 years too late to turn SA around anyway but it appears it’s doomed to always be run by lazy owners who refuse to invest anything into it.

Also by this point while he paid $450,000 for, its netted him atleast $50,000, and probably closer to $100K.

He didn't buy SA to get his money back. He bought it for clout, to be THE guy who runs Something Awful. The hilarious thing is that because Jeff-o manages to practice more opsec than 'running around yelling his real name and entire biography' we know less about him than Lowtax, and he could follow the path of his mentor and eat his moon-ammo gun and no one would know until things start getting shut off for non-payment.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Fingers crossed that another coup is attempted, Jeffrey is overthrown and Something Awful collapses like the Tang China.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Fingers crossed that another coup is attempted, Jeffrey is overthrown and Something Awful collapses like the Tang China.

Even better, Jeff is forced to sell for cheap because no one else wants it. I'd buy a few silver coins if it'd help Null buy it just for the overdose of tranny tears.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Even better, Jeff is forced to sell for cheap because no one else wants it. I'd buy a few silver coins if it'd help Null buy it just for the overdose of tranny tears.

Jeff holds onto it because of the """""prestige""""". He'll never give it away unless there is an uprising.

 

[Suction Bucket]

Jeffrey will hand-wring eternally on head scratchers like "should we ban a paedophile" and "is it okay that CSPAM is a frothing hive of the mentally ill", and "is it okay that this tranny is running around threatening murder" and seems totally incapable of making a decision without a baying QCS mob forcing his hand.

There are two exceptions to this:
1) Mocking Logan Day
2) Mentioning you read KiwiFarms.

Both of these get you an instant, hard-and-fast ban or perma, no consultation, no takebacks, usually not even a Leper Colony entry, no attempt to be Mr. Friendly SA Man, kaboom. Which suggests that he's got/wants a personal connection to Logan, and that he's frightened of doxxing. People with nothing to hide do not fear the Doxx, so there's definitely something.

However, he's a big Clout Guy. He's in all the Discords and off-sites and game servers, trying to play with his bought friends, so he's gonna be self-disclosing somewhere. And he really really wants to be a FYAD Kool Kid, and your average FYAD dude is a gossipy high school bitch in a paunchy middle aged body, so eventually either some angry nerd's gonna spill some beans, or Logan's gonna take a mood swing and start blasting. So the fuse is lit, we just gotta wait for the boom.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Lowtax will never die as long as we keep him in our hearts.

And he still has a special place in the leadership of Something Awful LLC.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

1) Mocking Logan Day
2) Mentioning you read KiwiFarms.

Both of these get you an instant, hard-and-fast ban or perma, no consultation, no takebacks, usually not even a Leper Colony entry, no attempt to be Mr. Friendly SA Man, kaboom. Which suggests that he's got/wants a personal connection to Logan, and that he's frightened of doxxing. People with nothing to hide do not fear the Doxx, so there's definitely something.

Imagine spending all that money for Lowtax's sloppy seconds, both Logan and SA.

Any bets on how long SA lasts?

 

[ReformedGoon]

Jeff holds onto it because of the """""prestige""""". He'll never give it away unless there is an uprising.

The troons are all spread among discord/bread and roses (lmao) now and they have no real leader with koala's mooch gone. FYAD is pretty much left alone to do their thing in the pink forum. The only forum I see maaaaybe trying an "uprising" or "coup" would be cspam and jeff would probably give in because they're his cash cow and continually divert their welfare money to avatar and gang tag purchases.

 

[Maude Snew]

Any bets on how long SA lasts?

I don't see the, let's be generous and call them people, ever abandon that site unless something really drastic happens like Jeff growing a spine and standing up to all the genderspecials and what have you. They will keep buying accounts and avatars and search that doesn't work because that's all they know and can stand and because there's still some value in some of the goon guilds you need an account for. They'll keep posting on the same shitty cobbled together site until the sun explodes and swallows the earth no doubt.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Any bets on how long SA lasts?

I hope it's forever; if SA were to shut down for any reason, we'll have to deal with goons shitting up the rest of the internet. Anyone who had any self-worth had already left SA and the forums at least 10 years ago.

Remember when Tumblr banned adult content and it caused a mass exodus of exceptional people onto platforms like Twitter? Imagine that (but worse), and that's what the rest of the internet will have to deal with if SA dies.

 

[AnOminous]

Jeffrey of YOSPOS only cares about running his fiefdom and that’s it. Even though he paid several hundred thousand for SA, his initial investment in Bitcoin was a few bucks at most. In his mind, he only had to pay pocket change for the site so therefore he doesn’t really give a shit about fixing issues or making it profitable. The money he gets from red texts or re-registering is just gravy to him. It’s 20 years too late to turn SA around anyway but it appears it’s doomed to always be run by lazy owners who refuse to invest anything into it.

You read his cringepost, right? Unless he's a complete phony, he really is completely personally invested in SA. It's pathetic. He's that sad. Don't pretend he's just some Jew. He's massively personally invested. That makes him even MORE pathetic.

Is this thread getting to be the longest a thread's remained active after a cow died?

I'm not sure about that but definitely longest people have hung around just to gloat about the cow being dead.

Hey Lowtax, look up at me from hell!

*whizzes in mouth*

*laughs*

He was fat. He was a jerk. He is dead. That is good.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

However, he's a big Clout Guy. He's in all the Discords and off-sites and game servers, trying to play with his bought friends, so he's gonna be self-disclosing somewhere. And he really really wants to be a FYAD Kool Kid, and your average FYAD dude is a gossipy high school bitch in a paunchy middle aged body, so eventually either some angry nerd's gonna spill some beans, or Logan's gonna take a mood swing and start blasting. So the fuse is lit, we just gotta wait for the boom.

I agree and chances are many of the CosbyCoin goons know who he is. Nigga was at ground zero for bitcoin. Most of them are gone, though, because a bunch of newly minted tech bro millionaires on a site full of angry troons and tankies is not going to go well for them. But I guarantee you that they know who Jeffrey is.

Imagine spending all that money for Lowtax's sloppy seconds, both Logan and SA.

Any bets on how long SA lasts?

SA will last forever, the ownership will get passed around like Logan Day back when she was an intern at Eric Andre’s production company. There are still some goons who still post there because of sheer inertia: it’s been a daily habit of theirs for over 20 years. The trannies will 41% enough to where they will fade away over time. The obsessive FYAD goons will win out due to sheer patheticness.

 

[AmpleApricots]

If ol' Jeff tries to hook up with Logan we basically just have to wait for the dox. Drama will be inevitable then.

Imagine sitting on a pile of money and throwing it at shit like this.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

If ol' Jeff tries to hook up with Logan we basically just have to wait for the dox. Drama will be inevitable then.

Imagine sitting on a pile of money and throwing it at shit like this.

Just how fucking retarded would you have to be to hook up with someone who ruined a man's life? About as retarded as buying a dead gay website I guess.

 

[Rhysuu]

What happens to Something Awful LLC's corporate debt and tax issues now that Lowtax is dead? Does it just fizzle out since there's nobody left to pay it or is Jeffrey going to have to take ownership of the LLC, debt included, if he wants to keep running the site?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

What happens to Something Awful LLC's corporate debt and tax issues now that Lowtax is dead? Does it just fizzle out since there's nobody left to pay it or is Jeffrey going to have to take ownership of the LLC, debt included, if he wants to keep running the site?

Jeff bought the only asset SA LLC actually owned outright, the forum. It'd be like when a business is going under and sells off a building it owns for liquidity to pay debts. The person who now owns the building isn't liable for shit. What happens to the debt? I don't know, it's been years since I took any kind of business class. Since it's a LLC I'm assuming the Lowtax estate should be fine but you know how Rich was, he probably fucked the books up so much that creditors will probably have to fight with MapleWife, ChinkWife, and GoldBelly over what's left of the Kyanka fortune.

 

[Ghostse]

What happens to Something Awful LLC's corporate debt and tax issues now that Lowtax is dead? Does it just fizzle out since there's nobody left to pay it or is Jeffrey going to have to take ownership of the LLC, debt included, if he wants to keep running the site?

Short answer: If SA LLC owed you money, you are fucked.
Longer Answer: the LLC (to be specific, Lowtax's stake of SA LLC [its 100%, but speaking in general]) goes with the estate. If not sold/transferred (and that's very unlikely as SA LLC has negative value) the LLC has an unwind period where people can file claims against the LLC. To tl;dr SA LLC as assets has like two boxes of Moofwear and a $5 loyalty credit to Goldbelly - if your claims exceed that, you can try to sue the entity to claw back money. I.E. If you believe that $450,000 was too low for the forums you can try to open a fraud case saying the LLC firesaled their assets to deny you funds/damages. (You could also try to sue/charge Jeff-o if you believed he participated in the fraud, but that seems unlikely to succeed).
LLCs are, by name as Limited Liability Corporations, are designed to limit the liability of the owners so that unlike a filed Sole Proprietorship any claimants can't come after your personal assets/accounts. The liability limited is the assets of the corp.
But, given Lowtax was treating the LLC as his personal piggy bank and spending it all on Hearthstone, you'd have a pretty solid case. But the major issue is that Lowtax is dead, and momtax is dead, and Lowtax's estate is valued at one Robocop painting, a picture (unhung) of some black lady, and a (used) Five-Seven pistol, and there are many other claimants including the government. There is no one to jail and no money to claim.

So what you likely do is open a token case, get a judgement, get the judgement ruled in default, and then take the tax write off.