3/25/2022 - Alice claims Ralph date raped her while she was drunk. - 04/01/2022: Kino Kasino drops the messages...

[Scipio Americanus]

Anyway, she's a BPD'er through and through, so who knows, but i think she just wanted Gunt money, promotion, contacts, and attention, and never had any intention for Gunt dick, relationship or certainly baby.

Yeah, Alice was definitely just trying to juice Gunt clout. I'm more curious about how Ralph saw her though. In his mind, did he think this was someone to replace Meigh with once he got tired of her?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Yeah, Alice was definitely just trying to juice Gunt clout. I'm more curious about how Ralph saw her though. In his mind, did he think this was someone to replace Meigh with once he got tired of her?

he said he wanted to move her into the crackshack and be a live in hole for him to use when she's not shopping at target with may and saying "das right" while being held hostage on the pillstream.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Yeah, Alice was definitely just trying to juice Gunt clout. I'm more curious about how Ralph saw her though. In his mind, did he think this was someone to replace Meigh with once he got tired of her?

Yes, that is an interesting question. He seems to aspire to accomplishing a thruple. I thought his attempt with Faith and May might have been a one-off, but it appears to be a legit life goal for him. He probably thinks it would make him an undeniable alpha chad if he had two women, even if their combined IQ was that of one normal woman.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

So I asked him about his raping of Alice on twatter of course he blocked me.

Same

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Alice probably trusted Ethan because he had a pregnant girlfriend (she thought Ethan was loyal to May lmfao) and he looks old so she assumed he wanted to be like a nice, cracked-out big brother.... but instead she got a rape uncle.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Galatians 5:19-21​

Any thoughts on when Ralph will attempt some sorcery? He’s done all the rest.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Kinda late, read the Alice DM's, and i'm not only surprised she was naive enough to think Gunt wanted anything but sex from her, but the fact he is even more pathetic to the point of dropping his alpha male persona and flexing his non-income and gambling like a nigger thinking this would result in sexy sex is amusing. Just entering ragepig mode after understanding she did not want the Memphis Micro and dropping passive-agressive tweets later would be way less embarassing than this.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Same

Lol takes wayyyyy less than that. He blocked me for my tweet: "you are not skinny"

 

[Meat Target]

Why do so many of these riffraff cows eventually find their way to Ralph? Has the gunt developed its own gravitational pull?

The Ralpha and the Omegunt, the begunting and the end.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Any thoughts on when Ralph will attempt some sorcery? He’s done all the rest.

He already is, he's using all of his magical energy to maintain some sort of shame shield.

 

[TherapyMan]

Yeah, Alice was definitely just trying to juice Gunt clout. I'm more curious about how Ralph saw her though. In his mind, did he think this was someone to replace Meigh with once he got tired of her?

Ralph likely doesn't have any problem with someone using him for clout. In fact, he probably prefers it that way because it creates a dependency on him and it's a surefire way to trap a woman with him. No woman comes to the Gunt for his looks or personality.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Why do so many of these riffraff cows eventually find their way to Ralph? Has the gunt developed its own gravitational pull?

The Ralpha and the Omegunt, the begunting and the end.

ZZZZZZZ-list tier celebrities attract orbiters who are not even bottom of the barrel, but the weird scum from underneath the barrel. Their standards are super low and they don't dare aim higher.

 

[Jabba2988]

Whats the update guntbros, will anything come out of this and will the pig get arrested for rape?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ralph likely doesn't have any problem with someone using him for clout. In fact, he probably prefers it that way because it creates a dependency on him and it's a surefire way to trap a woman with him. No woman comes to the Gunt for his looks or personality.

This is true but he's deluded himself into the latter because of his narcissism/USI so yeah, the "clout" is a cudgel he uses but everyone else around him doesn't put up with this kind of shit so instead he preys on weaker targets (his retarded fanbase, mentally ill women, the underage, catladies, wine aunts, etc.) since his life raft can only drift for so long before that "clout" all but disappears. That's why he's making so many double down moves because reality is catching up to him hard and fast.

 

[Punished Brent]

Whats the update guntbros, will anything come out of this and will the pig get arrested for rape?

Vickers (a streamer famous for his teenage daughter getting impregnated and thumbed by Ethan Ralph) will use this in family court when or if Ethan tries to claim his child or be a part of the kids life.
Then he is probably gonna stream about it and have himself a white trash victory lap, followed by some sort of ragepig response while they just kinda go on like that forever, consuming eachother like a dang ol’ ouroboros, I tell you what.

 

[Retink]

Why do so many of these riffraff cows eventually find their way to Ralph? Has the gunt developed its own gravitational pull?

The Ralpha and the Omegunt, the begunting and the end.

My theory is that when Ralph dressed up as Chris and recorded him being arrested, all of the demons and bad voodoo living inside of Chris found him to be their perfect new host, so Ralph is the new nexus.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yes, that is an interesting question. He seems to aspire to accomplishing a thruple. I thought his attempt with Faith and May might have been a one-off, but it appears to be a legit life goal for him. He probably thinks it would make him an undeniable alpha chad if he had two women, even if their combined IQ was that of one normal woman.

Honestly, my perception of the situation is that May is the one who's always been more into the throuple idea.

What May wants to get out of the whole deal is the same thing as she was hoping to get out of Faith. She wants to be the alpha bitch in the relationship, what she imagines is a situation where her and Ralph keep living the exciting life of being internet celebrities while basically having Alice as a subordinate gunt cult member who May can push around (especially after having the kid) under the laughable guise of "helping [her] get [her] shit together" as she put it in the texts.
Plus I get the feeling she despises other women and would get off on seeing someone who's younger and quite a bit prettier than her getting sexually degraded by Ralph.

Ralph, meanwhile, I think would be happier to keep the situation visible but unspoken. He just needs the understanding that he's fucking Alice, and for her to feed his desperate, fragile ego by acting impressed by him. It's no different than any time through history when a dude would have a wife who he kept around at home and a more exciting younger mistress he'd keep separate, except this is like the really embarrassing white trash version of that.

Meanwhile Alice never intended to give either of them anything and just wants validation. She has substituted what she knows are exploitative relationships (in the texts she explicitly says she knows that every guy who talks to her has ulterior motives) for actual social acceptance. Standard e-girl behavior.

They're all profoundly broken individuals and watching the machinations as they try to exploit each other to fulfill their emotional needs is a dire example of the human condition.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Honestly, my perception of the situation is that May is the one who's always been more into the throuple idea.

What May wants to get out of the whole deal is the same thing as she was hoping to get out of Faith. She wants to be the alpha bitch in the relationship, what she imagines is a situation where her and Ralph keep living the exciting life of being internet celebrities while basically having Alice as a subordinate gunt cult member who May can push around (especially after having the kid) under the laughable guise of "helping [her] get [her] shit together" as she put it in the texts.
Plus I get the feeling she despises other women and would get off on seeing someone who's younger and quite a bit prettier than her getting sexually degraded by Ralph.

You won me over, i think you're right. After the DMs, i think May is worse than Ralph. He just wants to get laid and stroke his ego and was at least pretty transparent with Alice, whereas May was doing some gross mindfuck shit. Ralph is going to be in some deep shit when she flips on him.

Edit: I think May is Isabella Janke levels of fucked up

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Honestly, my perception of the situation is that May is the one who's always been more into the throuple idea.

What May wants to get out of the whole deal is the same thing as she was hoping to get out of Faith. She wants to be the alpha bitch in the relationship, what she imagines is a situation where her and Ralph keep living the exciting life of being internet celebrities while basically having Alice as a subordinate gunt cult member who May can push around (especially after having the kid) under the laughable guise of "helping [her] get [her] shit together" as she put it in the texts.
Plus I get the feeling she despises other women and would get off on seeing someone who's younger and quite a bit prettier than her getting sexually degraded by Ralph.

Ralph, meanwhile, I think would be happier to keep the situation visible but unspoken. He just needs the understanding that he's fucking Alice, and for her to feed his desperate, fragile ego by acting impressed by him. It's no different than any time through history when a dude would have a wife who he kept around at home and a more exciting younger mistress he'd keep separate, except this is like the really embarrassing white trash version of that.

Meanwhile Alice never intended to give either of them anything and just wants validation. She has substituted what she knows are exploitative relationships (in the texts she explicitly says she knows that every guy who talks to her has ulterior motives) for actual social acceptance. Standard e-girl behavior.

They're all profoundly broken individuals and watching the machinations as they try to exploit each other to fulfill their emotional needs is a dire example of the human condition.

I dunno, there were DMs from a few years back where he had messaged some random E-thot on Facebook trying to get a threesome going on - he said something like "I always wanted to have two women cummin on ma cawk at the same time".

Which is obviously insane, because Ralph has never even had one woman cum on the Memphis Micro. It'd be like sitting on a thumb.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Imagine... You could dip your hooves into two different holes at the same time, a buffet of fragrance.