Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

This is a fundamental error in self diagnosis. You can't just "listen" and therefore do whatever someone with mental illness says. That's not how this works. That's not how diagnosis works. You go to a psychologist or psychiatrist and tell them your problems and they try to figure out what it might be. But they could be wrong! There are many objective things in diagnosing mental illnesses but many of the same symptoms show up across multiple potential issues. PTSD may cause depression and depression is often linked with anxiety, which one do you have and one which should you tackle first? You can't know inherently because the brain remains unlike other organs.

Remember the joke about how whenever you look up your problems on WebMD you'll be convinced you have cancer? This is self diagnosis writ large.

Except you and tards like you have taken it a step further. Now to have these issues, to collect more of them you can brag about having the better. You want to eliminate the "stigma" of having autism, being a troon, having depression, having anxiety, etc. which is fine but you reverse it completely and argue that these things should be seen as inherently good and as praiseworthy even. You've reworked the incentives not to try to understand why these are connected and how they're combatted but instead so that people should collect as many as possible and then just get whatever they claim to need because they claim to have these things.

You're harming people who actually struggle with mental illness, autism, gender dysphoria, etc. All to try and increase your Twitter popularity with other cultists. It's despicable behavior. Be ashamed, not proud of yourself.

Crossover but this is covered in the keffals thread likely, he "ratio'd" JKR and thinks he won as if he doesn't run bot farms for this:
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"Look at the kind of replies I get"
"HAHA SHE'S HAVING MELTDOWN FROM BEING RATIOED I AM NOT COPING OR SEETHING AND DEFINITELY AM DILATING"

There's an entire subculture of nerds who despise that hard games exist. They want everything to be easy, nothing can be genuinely challenging. Truth is they're just lazy and unwilling to learn and adapt.
I'm lazy, unwilling to learn and adapt. I often partake in games on the "content tourist" setting. I'm not even a tard like Kevin (I'm a different kind of tard) and even used to be pretty good at stuff like multiplayer FPS but I figure these days I'll get too frustrated to enjoy the Souls games and I did enough of that in the earlier eras when games were hard in inexplicable ways for even more inexplicable reasons, I have at least one of them from a bundle or something and I'll probably try it someday just to see but the fact that other people do enjoy them doesn't bother me because there's so many games to play that are also fun and will hold my hand and give me achievements constantly. I'll never understand these people who so desperately want to play something other people are but have it changed completely from why people enjoy them. It's hard not to assume it's just FOMO consoomer brain.

(It's not even that I dislike hard games, I play "hard" games fairly often, I just like a different style of difficulty from what the Souls games seem to be offering. Though again I admit I have not played one to confirm this. Most of my information comes from forum posts and Dunkey videos which means it's flawless and peer reviewed.)
 
How can it be rewarding in any way to play a game the safest and cheesiest way possible? :roll: Kevin is such a lazy, spoiled motherfucker he wants his wins handed to him even in video games. I wonder how soon he hits a hard boss and ragequits…
He’s tweeting like he’s being forced to play the game.
If you aren’t enjoying it don’t fucking play it.
I suppose in a way , as far as he understands things, he is being forced.
It’s Current Thing, what choice does he have?

From the discussion about it, it seems like Elden whatever is the type of game I have no interest in, which is what amounts for a lot of games now- I haven’t played games for years but am about to borrow a PS4 to play some stuff that’s caught my interest across the last 15 years- though I do occasionally see bits and pieces of friends playing things, and this one seems like one of those games where you wander around shitloads, have to pick up loads of stuff, and slash your sword /fire your spell at whatever boring monster pops up-
I’m not into it, I’m not into all the collecting and.. arbitraryness of it.

Kevin seems to be BIG into the whole ‘picking up loads of stuff’ aspect of games, whcih to me is more like collecting and not about play as such.

Like- as someone who hasn’t played games for years, I can’t even believe there’s such a thing as micro transactions- you really gonna keep paying for bullshit little tokens in a game? Fuck that.
He seems to be into the worst side of games and like, really unable to do the rest of it even when it’s pretty much all done for you.
He just seems like he would be happy to have random ‘gains’ fired at him, not have to do anything at all, then that’s the end of it and he can feel some sort of ownership over it.

That’s kind of how he works his whole life but I really don’t get how that isn’t massively unsatisfying- he has fried his reward centres and the whole morality around the bigger picture of it so much, that he’s just like a mindless consumer who contributes nothing, it’s a microcosm of his wider life- I woudl be interested to hear his political opinions if someone managed to pin him down and steer him a easy from identity politics- which will never happen, but everything about the way he behaves is so late stage, death spiral capitalism- it’s mad how he doesn’t see it.
 
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Breaking News: Kevryn is lazy, coof is to blame.
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Like seriously you guys, he's so lazy he doesn't even have the spoons to coom on Twitter right now.
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How can it be rewarding in any way to play a game the safest and cheesiest way possible?
Life on easymode means not confronting the challenges others face. Not being challenged tends to mean something's beneath you, that you're smarter or better than others for not having to struggle. Alternatively, you're so worried about facing any challenge that an easy win gives you a temp boost in self confidence, but in a safe way that isn't as long term rewarding and assuring as a real obstacle overcome.

There's an entire subculture of nerds who despise that hard games exist. They want everything to be easy, nothing can be genuinely challenging. Truth is they're just lazy and unwilling to learn and adapt.
Hey, don't be disrespectful, they're called game journalist and they have like 50 games to play their life is so hard. *yawn*

DSP is currently cheesing his way through the whole game.
I want DSP to beat the game and beat it before Kevvie does. Phil outlives another!:coom:

You're harming people who actually struggle with mental illness, autism, gender dysphoria, etc. All to try and increase your Twitter popularity with other cultists. It's despicable
This post is great and I would have sex with it. Thanks man. :heart-full:

I'll never understand these people who so desperately want to play something other people are but have it changed completely from why people enjoy them.
The Fear of Missing Out and the pressures of conformity are strong. When you think about it, what does Kevin talk about all day with his friends? What are his interest? His interest are rather shallow, they're a few fandoms and fetishes and that's about it. His friends are mostly genuine autistic people, people who hyperfixate on things. If Kevvie walks up to someone to talk and all they talk about is Elden Ring due to autism, what does that make Kevvie feel? That's right, fear and panic that he has nothing to talk about and will lose his friends now that they're not in the same obsession he's in. It's not like Kevvie has a deeper personality or interest to fall back on nor the emotional maturity to know that his friends will still talk to him without Elden Ring, he genuinely thinks he has to get into it now to maintain his status.

Thus the game sucks because it won't let him access what his friends are talking about and needs to stop gatekeeping him from others. He is not smart enough to watch his friends livestream it or watch a let's play, he has to be in it NOW NOW NOW so he's on equal footing and gamercred with his friends when they shouldn't fucking care.

That’s kind of how he works his whole life but I really don’t get how that isn’t massively unsatisfying- he has fried his reward centres and the whole morality around the bigger picture of it so much, that he’s just like a mindless consumer who contributes nothing, it’s a microcosm of his wider life- I woudl be interested to hear his political opinions if someone managed to pin him down and steer him a easy from identity politics- which will never happen, but everything about the way he behaves is so late stage, death spiral capitalism- it’s mad how he doesn’t see it.
Say I'm wrong but I genuinely think Kevin is subconsciously unsatisfied. Look at him, he tweets late into the night to make bad thoughts not attack him more than they do and still has depression and anxiety. He'll even occassionally mention being unsatisfied on rare occasions and his actions sometimes allude to it.

I don't think Kevin is smart or mature enough to try to actively reverse the process he put himself through. As you said, he's fried his brain. It takes a lot of thought, planning, motivation, and action to get out of it, things that he's in short supply of or fears doing since he doesn't want to unravel his life (thinking). Maybe he realizes it, but he's in his mid 30s with no employment skills, no money aside from griftbux, a partner tied to a place he doesn't like because it's an hour away from anything consoomery or liberal, he's lonely in his mancave, and he has no goals while everything is failing around him, even Penny's health. That's something hard to get out of when you chop your dick off for it. You either change your life, stew in regret, or pretend everything is fine and glide through. Kevin's choice is obvious.

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Sometimes your body just didn't get enough sleep, but for him, I'm guessing diet or another stressor. Long covid more like long.... something.

Like seriously you guys, he's so lazy he doesn't even have the spoons to coom on Twitter right now.
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Why the fuck do you need to say that? DMs can be answered anytime. Just say "I won't be responding to DMs today but I'll probably do some retweets, see you guys later." Or another message like that. People who think DMs are immediate or to be stressed over are obnoxious (like Kevin).
 
A 4th option exists :roll:
Kevin's attempt to kill himself would be lying flat on his back in the middle of the road and livetweet how disappointed he is that people avoid hitting him with their car, followed by a harrowing tale of him being put in a mental health hospital by the cops that were called and him being abused by having no twitter or video games on his trip. So just as pathetic as his normal week. :story:
 
A 4th option exists :roll:

Kevin's attempt to kill himself would be lying flat on his back in the middle of the road and livetweet how disappointed he is that people avoid hitting him with their car, followed by a harrowing tale of him being put in a mental health hospital by the cops that were called and him being abused by having no twitter or video games on his trip. So just as pathetic as his normal week. :story:
I'm thinking a speeding automobile, a backseat window gaping open, and Bonnie slamming the brakes. Kevin is propelled out of the window as Paul turns sharply, sharply, sharply. Kindness's dog had a lot more to live for than Kevin does.
 
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This makes zero sense and is the worse analogy ever. You can live your life playing around doing what you want even defying your parents without trooning out.

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Okay who let Kevin have thoughts?

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Nobody said anything bad, sadly. I looked.
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Im not Pelosi stan but something tells me she has more to worry about going out in public than you
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Ohh we have no money???
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Fellow Kiwis, is YOUR fight or flight response triggered?

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I have no idea what this means
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RIP straights he got you

I didn't capture his Elden Ring Spergging.

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Hot take: People don't get to pick their bodies!

One of the things that galls me about troons is how apparently incapable they are of appreciating the positives.

"My body is all wrong and I am the most miserable person ever!"

There are kids who were born today who won't live to see a week old because their bodies are all wrong.

Ask a flipper kid or a kid with CP why they are in that body, as opposed to another.

Ask the blackest sharecropper in Mississippi in 1930 or an Indian woman in 1860 why they can't just be in a different body and see what response you get.

But this would involve a level of introspection that they are incapable of.

"Woe betide me! I was born inside the healthy body of a white male in the latter part of the 20th century! Why was I cursed with this pale visage and this wretched appendage between my legs? My mother should have been shot and dumped in a mass grave before being allowed to whelp such an abomination as I!"

Shut the fuck up.
 
"almost celebrity"

He thinks he's "famous on the internet" and well he might be, but not on a positive way.
None of these troons seem to understand that they become living memes, in a very literal way, as imitators of imitations, parodies of themselves.
I guess when they finally come to that realization, that's when they go harakiri and join the statistics.
 
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This makes zero sense and is the worse analogy ever. You can live your life playing around doing what you want even defying your parents without trooning out.
To humor his poor analogy: isn't being trans just "re-rolling" once and then sticking with the character you've made for yourself? What's so special about changing your character once and never again? Or is he implying that you can just re-roll over and over again until you get the result you like best? If so, then he's kind of trivializing what it means to be trans, isn't he?
 
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This makes zero sense and is the worse analogy ever. You can live your life playing around doing what you want even defying your parents without trooning out.

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Nobody said anything bad, sadly. I looked.
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Im not Pelosi stan but something tells me she has more to worry about going out in public than you
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Fellow Kiwis, is YOUR fight or flight response triggered?

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I have no idea what this means
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RIP straights he got you

I didn't capture his Elden Ring Spergging.

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I'm excited to see how kevin deals with his first close death since his father, It's just whether it'll be his mother or penny
I'm predicting serious shutdown and living through his hobbies (pennychu transformer anyone?), but his life is so devoid of any real issues it could go any way

oh my god can you imagine a kevin gibes family funeral arc? The whole extended gibes family wearing somber suits and icy glares as kevvy struts about taking coffin selfies in a pastel goodwill strappy top and fetish collar, under the watchful eye of penny in full meal team six getup. Tweeting up a storm about how it's just like that one transformers episode?

another early christmas for the farms that one
 
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He’s tweeting like he’s being forced to play the game.
If you aren’t enjoying it don’t fucking play it.
I suppose in a way , as far as he understands things, he is being forced.
It’s Current Thing, what choice does he have?

From the discussion about it, it seems like Elden whatever is the type of game I have no interest in, which is what amounts for a lot of games now- I haven’t played games for years but am about to borrow a PS4 to play some stuff that’s caught my interest across the last 15 years- though I do occasionally see bits and pieces of friends playing things, and this one seems like one of those games where you wander around shitloads, have to pick up loads of stuff, and slash your sword /fire your spell at whatever boring monster pops up-
I’m not into it, I’m not into all the collecting and.. arbitraryness of it.

Kevin seems to be BIG into the whole ‘picking up loads of stuff’ aspect of games, whcih to me is more like collecting and not about play as such.

Like- as someone who hasn’t played games for years, I can’t even believe there’s such a thing as micro transactions- you really gonna keep paying for bullshit little tokens in a game? Fuck that.
He seems to be into the worst side of games and like, really unable to do the rest of it even when it’s pretty much all done for you.
He just seems like he would be happy to have random ‘gains’ fired at him, not have to do anything at all, then that’s the end of it and he can feel some sort of ownership over it.

That’s kind of how he works his whole life but I really don’t get how that isn’t massively unsatisfying- he has fried his reward centres and the whole morality around the bigger picture of it so much, that he’s just like a mindless consumer who contributes nothing, it’s a microcosm of his wider life- I woudl be interested to hear his political opinions if someone managed to pin him down and steer him a easy from identity politics- which will never happen, but everything about the way he behaves is so late stage, death spiral capitalism- it’s mad how he doesn’t see it.
I could see Kevin enjoy a game like Vampire Survivors; you kill mobs that come at you, you pick up shiny gems they drop and when you've collected enough gems to fill up a meter, you get an upgrade and a nice little earworm of a tune - it'd feed perfectly into his instant gratification shtick.

And I bet Kevin's politics are dead simple - whoever isn't the current "killer of trannies" would be the most likely to get his vote, if he even votes given how that'd take effort on his part.

There's something really funny to me in the perpetually online crowd like Kevin and his friends, or some of the other lulcows on the farms - a lot of them are self-proclaimed anarchists and are all against capitalism. I know, I know, that whole "we should improve society somewhat" meme with the guy in the well. But they can't seem to stop consuming. My favourite smaller lulcow, Sapphire Crimson Claw, is another hilarious example of an anarchist that can't stop contributing to capitalism.

If one hates how society is run, one votes to make a change and actively participate in the community you're seeking to improve. Yet none of them do. They all sperg out on twitter. I've seen so many great write-ups from farmers smarter than myself on how these nitwits could improve their lives, but they don't.

I guess that's the eternal source of milk from someone like Kevin.
 
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This makes zero sense and is the worse analogy ever. You can live your life playing around doing what you want even defying your parents without trooning out.

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Okay who let Kevin have thoughts?

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Nobody said anything bad, sadly. I looked.
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Im not Pelosi stan but something tells me she has more to worry about going out in public than you
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Ohh we have no money???
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Fellow Kiwis, is YOUR fight or flight response triggered?

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I have no idea what this means
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RIP straights he got you

I didn't capture his Elden Ring Spergging.

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This is just so narrow-minded I can’t even… :story:

NIGGA. Cis people rebel against their parents too, in other ways that don’t involve transforming into a mockery of a woman! People get piercings and tattoos, they wear makeup and skirts despite their parents not wanting them to be promiscuous, they smoke weed or cigarettes and drink, they lift and get in shape or get really fat, they listen to metal… Cis people aren’t all cut and dry happy campers with their bodies either, they end up getting plastic surgery or nosejobs and shit. Cis people can have just as many problems with their life and body as a trans person. Is this a good thing? No. But it’s a part of the human experience.

So, in conclusion…
YOU AND YOUR COMMUNITY ARE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL!

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His elden ring sperging makes me laugh. Like it's a hard time. I bought it. I tried it. I had a hard time with it so I haven't picked it up since and went back to other games I enjoy. If you can't hack it, it's a YOU problem bur he seems to think the game is broken or out to get him.

What is he talking about, elden ring costing money to be online? Is he talking about how you need the PS network subscription, like every other ps5 game?

It's like 70 bucks a year. He spends more than that on kid toys
 
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When the tranch tested positive I totally called it that at least one of them would claim long covid. While long covid does exist, it's pretty transparent that it wouldn't just magically show up months down the line - but an excuse to be out of spoons totally does.
 
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