Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Poor Ralph, his first daddy literally raped him now his second dad is figuratively raping him.

 

[Christorian X]

And so began The Metokur War Arc.

Also, Ralph's halfway to Minnesota already, any bets he rage pigs and drives to Jims house?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Oh man, looking forward to the metokur stream tonight, it's going to get ralph very unhinged

 

[Polyboros2]

And so began The Metokur War Arc.

Also, Ralph's halfway to Minnesota already, any bets he rage pigs and drives to Jims house?

Ralph is too much of a bitch made loser, even if he didn't have the one year suspended sentence hanging over his head, he'd run from confronting Jim just like he ran from Rekieta and Elijah.

Yes, I'm just trying to goad him

 

[verissimus]

For everyone's viewing pleasure, I made this in advance of the next shit flinging

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Tell em gator...oh wait.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ralph is too much of a bitch made loser, even if he didn't have the one year suspended sentence hanging over his head, he'd run from confronting Jim just like he ran from Rekieta and Elijah.

Yes, I'm just trying to goad him

Agreed. Mr. “Medicare” takes the W. Ethanol Ralph is too much of a sissy to confront his E-Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[Salubrious]

And so began The Metokur War Arc.

Also, Ralph's halfway to Minnesota already, any bets he rage pigs and drives to Jims house?

Jade would murder Ralph, so I'm not worried.

 

[Stoneheart]

Jade would murder Ralph, so I'm not worried.

She is in her cage when jim streams.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jim stop stop hes already dead.

No, this is the kill shot. Jim knows Gunt is driving his Nissan home today and will have to listen to his stream and read KF chat while driving. He will crash due to distracted driving or a road rage heart attack somewhere In Oklahoma tonight.

Jim is just trying to do Rosie and Xander a solid.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I would wager he considers Dick to be his best friend. Ralph literally doesn't have friends, this was originally supposed to be his wedding and he brought nobody he knew irl from back home, and while the event was going on he was either sitting in a corner alone or yelling at Jim on Twitter.

This is accurate, remember when he went on Boulder Talk radio to speak to Jim he started crying about how Gator was "his best friend".

Gator, by the way, who never told Ralph what his full name was. Only ever met Ralph in person at Knoxville and who by all accounts is actually much more well adjusted outside of his gay internet personality as he can do things that aren't connected to his gay internet stream. Ralph was clearly never Gators best friend.

He once had a school friend on, claimed they should come on the show another time in the future but then he never did and they never spoke again. Not even clear if that guy was real, but assuming he was he did not seem too interested in Ralph.

Plus, have you ever noticed that everything in Ralph's life is Killstream related. His first trip to Vegas he tried to make a Killstream event, even though he didn't stream. His trip to Portugal was again something he tried to spin into a "Killstream world tour". He tried to make his wedding Killstream related. His entire life is the internet, all his friends are people he either knows through or met through the internet.

 

[Telemeter]

I hope that Ralph, boosted by the Massive W of the bowling event, strikes out and gets felted in return.
I want a second Jim/Ralph debate, but one where Jim takes of the kiddie gloves and treats Ralph like he would anyone else who did all this shit because Ralph has not learned a thing from their last conversation

I don't know about the "kiddie gloves" Jim told Ralph he's an alcoholic drugged up rage pig in a bemused voice while Ralph was hollering, then he told him he was an alcoholic drugged up rage pig with brain damage in a calm voice while Ralph was sobbing, which was enough to get Ralph (and some people) to think he went soft on him.

You can insult a dog all you want and as long as you do it with a baby voice it will wag it's tail, that is what Jim did. I don't know how that is "kiddie gloves" unless you're retarded enough to not listen to what he was actually saying.

 

[MadStan]

Sigh. Hindsight. It's a bitch. I could have had someone install a simple little tracker on his diaper mobile and actively tracked him as he listens to this genuine "kill stream" tonight and called the cops to the exact location with the details of "Raging, texting distracted cross-eyed dwarf. Wearing sunglasses at night."

I don't think I will ever forgive myself.

But we have cleared the social calendar tonight to listen, it should be...delicious.

 

[JhonVent]

She is in her cage when jim streams.

Since Jim knows the Rage Hog could be roaming outside for the stream, he put her on a leash outside in the front yard to scare away the Rage Hog.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

I don't know about the "kiddie gloves" Jim told Ralph he's an alcoholic drugged up rage pig in a bemused voice while Ralph was hollering, then he told him he was an alcoholic drugged up rage pig with brain damage in a calm voice while Ralph was sobbing, which was enough to get Ralph (and some people) to think he went soft on him.

You can insult a dog all you want and as long as you do it with a baby voice it will wag it's tail, that is what Jim did. I don't know how that is "kiddie gloves" unless you're retarded enough to not listen to what he was actually saying.

What I'm referring to is Jim not talking about anything Ralph has done in the last two years, with the exception of Portugal. He doesn't talk about Ralph and Faith's relationship, the sex tape or how Ralph abandoned his son. He didn't bring up that Ralph hooked up with an admittted pedophile and how he brought a child onto this earth to spite his enemies. That's treating Ralph with kiddie gloves

 

[Lame Entropy]

What's Ralph going to come back with?
"MEDICARE IS AN OLD FAGGOT ASS LOSER AFRAID TO BE SNEEZED ON AND HE MARRIED A CHINK E-WHORE. HE SINGLE HANDEDLY LED THE COUNTRY TO DESTRUCTION DURING THE PANDEMIC AND HE CHANGED THE NAME HIS DADDY GAVE HIM"
That's all he's got.

What I'm referring to is Jim not talking about anything Ralph has done in the last two years, with the exception of Portugal. He doesn't talk about Ralph and Faith's relationship, the sex tape or how Ralph abandoned his son. He didn't bring up that Ralph hooked up with an admittted pedophile and how he brought a child onto this earth to spite his enemies. That's treating Ralph with kiddie gloves

Very true. Until now he clearly avoided mentioning any of his family or legal shit and derided Ralph for making that the first thing he targets when he feuds with others.

 

[Butwhythough]

Looks like the ragepig got out again and is hollerin, better go put him down behind the barn farmer Jim.

 

[The First Fag]

Please god let this be Jim going full Jack Murphy on Ralph's fat ass. The seethe alone would make my day

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

No one can go lower than Ralph. He will abandon his own newborn kid in order to drive 18 hours away, to scream at people who he turned down an interview with out of paranoia, to hastily set-up a bowling tourney with two dozen speds, and holler at his internet foes over mics and speakers.

He might have rabies? His brain is fucked.

 

[The Ancestor]

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The absolute state of Ralph fans

Lol Dick blocked him.
Wondering if that’s a sign of things to come

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Thank you Ralph for rage pigging so hard my favorite potato nigger needs to do more than a monthly stream