3/25/2022 - Alice claims Ralph date raped her while she was drunk. - 04/01/2022: Kino Kasino drops the messages...

[Tiger Jack]

Why do so many of these riffraff cows eventually find their way to Ralph? Has the gunt developed its own gravitational pull?

The Ralpha and the Omegunt, the begunting and the end.

When you're on the bottom, you're bound to run into other bottom feeders.

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

I dunno, there were DMs from a few years back where he had messaged some random E-thot on Facebook trying to get a threesome going on - he said something like "I always wanted to have two women cummin on ma cawk at the same time".

Which is obviously insane, because Ralph has never even had one woman cum on the Memphis Micro. It'd be like sitting on a thumb.

Yeah, but that's standard coomer wigger fantasy shit. Ralph clearly hates having to tend to one girlfriend, which is why he constantly left Meigh back at the crackshack, why would he want two?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yeah, but that's standard coomer wigger fantasy shit. Ralph clearly hates having to tend to one girlfriend, which is why he constantly left Meigh back at the crackshack, why would he want two?

Obviously, but most people don't just up and tell random women who are acquaintances from the internet - because it's fucking embarrassing when they leak it because you're a creepy weirdo.

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Obviously, but most people don't just up and tell random women who are acquaintances from the internet - because it's fucking embarrassing when they leak it because you're a creepy weirdo.

Most people also don't post videos of themselves eating shit out of a teenage girls ass while she rides their 3in dick. Ralph is clearly not most people. I don't think he has the IQ to experience embarrassment in any meaningful way.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Alright, follow me here.
Ralph wants threesomes.
He wants porn sex because he's a coomer and sociopath.
He has no problem paying for sex or manipulating girls into it.
He's angry that he's getting made fun of for having a Memphis Micro and coping that it was the angle (straight down is apparently a bad angle) and that he wasn't fully hard fucking his "hot" 18 y/o girlfriend.

So why doesn't he (pay attention here Ralph, you'll love this), get his jcaesar pornhub account verified and start filming his own porn?!
He can do whatever camera angle he wants to try and add 6 inches to the Memphis Micro so it looks average sized. He'll still be able to pay for sex but now legally, and he'll get all the threesomes he can afford. Win, win, win.

Seems like the Ralphamale thing to do.

The nightmare is that the niche for it is real. Ugly Bastard fetishists will cum out of the woodwork to get him hooked up with [your favorite pornstar]. GUNTED.com would be a secretly good idea in the same vein as granny or brazilian elton john farting suicide porn, small audience with lots of money to dump to see [your favorite pornstar] GUNTED.

 

[ajax]

I dunno, there were DMs from a few years back where he had messaged some random E-thot on Facebook trying to get a threesome going on - he said something like "I always wanted to have two women cummin on ma cawk at the same time".

Which is obviously insane, because Ralph has never even had one woman cum on the Memphis Micro. It'd be like sitting on a thumb.

What's worse is he doesn't even move, he stays still like a dead fish. For the girl, it may as well be fucking a small dildo. That explains why Ralph has to go after inexperienced women because no mature woman would ever put up with that, or the rest of him in general.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

At this point I'm pretty confidential that everyone who doesn't believe all Alices is an active member of the Gunt Guard.

 

[MeltyTW]

What's worse is he doesn't even move, he stays still like a dead fish. For the girl, it may as well be fucking a small dildo. That explains why Ralph has to go after inexperienced women because no mature woman would ever put up with that, or the rest of him in general.

a small dildo would at least be firm and more versatile via not being connected to a gunt itd be like if someone draped a greased rotting walrus pelt over the bones of the midget and kept trying their damndest to push you off as you try to climax on a small dildo

Most people also don't post videos of themselves eating shit out of a teenage girls ass while she rides their 3in dick. Ralph is clearly not most people. I don't think he has the IQ to experience embarrassment in any meaningful way.

i think this idea he has not shame is wrong, he just deflects blame onto other people, we saw that with xander sr and wanting him to be the doxer when it was still in his interest to pretend he doesnt and hasnt doxed people for accidentally or intentionally joking about him or angering his womanly whims.

 

[AltisticRight]

threesome with Jaime Vine

2+2.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

The nightmare is that the niche for it is real. Ugly Bastard fetishists will cum out of the woodwork to get him hooked up with [your favorite pornstar]. GUNTED.com would be a secretly good idea in the same vein as granny or brazilian elton john farting suicide porn, small audience with lots of money to dump to see [your favorite pornstar] GUNTED.

Ethan Gunt: W-who are you?
Tim Von Swine: I'm you but stronger.

 

[Drain Todger]

She's basically claiming rape.

Imagine having Ralph's cock in your mouth and his gunt in your face. That's some real 1980s sci-fi rapesploitation shit. Like, people fucking glued to the walls with alien goo, mumbling "killll meeeee" to the Marines shining flashlights over them. That kind of shit.

Alice should go get an MRI done to check and make sure she doesn't have a Ralphburster gestating in her stomach.

 

[Berrakh]

This is probably a late observation but contrast how sweet Ralph was with Alice in text messages to the alpha swagger he tried to feign when he was calling Gator a beta simp.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The nightmare is that the niche for it is real. Ugly Bastard fetishists will cum out of the woodwork to get him hooked up with [your favorite pornstar]. GUNTED.com would be a secretly good idea in the same vein as granny or brazilian elton john farting suicide porn, small audience with lots of money to dump to see [your favorite pornstar] GUNTED.

The Minion already did it

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think the leaks prove that Gunt texts with May’s phone. May allows him to use her phone to try and coerce other girls - this was done with Faith and Alice.

When Alice tells “May” she actually fantasizes about Baked Alaska the response it 100% Ralph. If it was actually May there could have been 3 types of responses:
1. Yuck. BA? You want him
(Then how real lesbian/bi woman would react)
2. Don’t think about BA, I can satisfy you.
3. Yeah, BA is hot we should do a three way with him. What other guys are you into?

But instead the response was pure unadulterated Ralphamale ego wound and rage piggy. It also explains how the messages whiplash from dog collar degradation to “I was going to invite you to church.” (I’d almost wonder if Gunt deleted some messages. I can’t imagine sending a coke to church text if you notice this last message was degenerate sex shit.)

I’m assuming May let’s Ralph text with her phone so that she can monitor what’s going on. She must not be very happy about it because Ralph still tries to sneak around to the best of his ability.

 

[MediocreMilt]

“I was going to invite you to church.”

This is actually an underratedly interesting piece of the texts. Is there an actual Ralpha-church, or were they just going to pick one to pretend they attend in order to three-GUNT Alice?

 

[wharf rat]

This is actually an underratedly interesting piece of the texts. Is there an actual Ralpha-church, or were they just going to pick one to pretend they attend in order to three-GUNT Alice?

They can't possibly go to church regularly. For one you know they'd flex it on their socials. Meigh is probably just LARPing there and trying to show off her traddish persona to Alice. I highly doubt there was actually a plan to go to Church.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

To the people wondering who the Porn star was, I'm too lazy to dig and try and find it, it was the "porn star" Ralph had as a guest on the killstream. Everyone on the farms suspected he was doing it as cover to pay a prostitute which he denied at the time and tried justifying having on his trad right leaning podcast by saying Howard Stern had porn stars on all the time.

She was less of a pornstar and more of a hooker who did a porn video or two. I forget her name but if you dig around the ralph threads you can find it with full breakdowns. People found the rates and escort page for her a while back when this episode happened. What was funny is at the time I speculated here they had a three way because Meigh made a vague sad post of twitter right after that episode.

Well now we not only have confirmation he paid a hooker to have a threesome with them, but he fucked her with no rubber.
Yes... Ralph raw dogged a hooker. Not a porn star, a hooker who made a hand full of videos.

 

[NynchLiggers]

To the people wondering who the Porn star was, I'm too lazy to dig and try and find it, it was the "porn star" Ralph had as a guest on the killstream. Everyone on the farms suspected he was doing it as cover to pay a prostitute which he denied at the time and tried justifying having on his trad right leaning podcast by saying Howard Stern had porn stars on all the time.

She was less of a pornstar and more of a hooker who did a porn video or two. I forget her name but if you dig around the ralph threads you can find it with full breakdowns. People found the rates and escort page for her a while back when this episode happened. What was funny is at the time I speculated here they had a three way because Meigh made a vague sad post of twitter right after that episode.

Well now we not only have confirmation he paid a hooker to have a threesome with them, but he fucked her with no rubber.
Yes... Ralph raw dogged a hooker. Not a porn star, a hooker who made a hand full of videos.

Would the (west) Memphis Micro falling off or becoming dysfunctional even affect the Gunt?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is actually an underratedly interesting piece of the texts. Is there an actual Ralpha-church, or were they just going to pick one to pretend they attend in order to three-GUNT Alice?

Pretend. Pantsu admitted she went to church ONCE in Richmond when they were sitting on the beach in Miami discussing baptizing the baby. Maybe she did it after she found out about Ralph and Alice. Imagine obviously pregnant, unmarried Pantsu going to church to pray for Alice and Gunt so she can pretend she is on the righteous Christian path trying help these two troubled sinners.

Actual respectable church going trads and May and Ralph are like water and the wicked witch. They would melt and slither away in shame being around them.

Think about May putting on her best $20 black cocktail dress and going to a real church with upstanding republican families. She can’t even socialize with other anime autists. If she tried a respectable trad church shit would go south as soon as her connection to Ralph was discovered. At best they might try to rescues this poor single mom from the rape pig and give her back pats for not having an abortion in such awful circumstances. At best she’d become the church charity case for a few months IF she left Ralph. No way they would have anything to do with her if she was still with Ralph.

The other option is the churches they have for people on parole and recovering and active addicts they are trying to save via Jesus. Ralph and Pantsu would probably fit in okay in the degenerate church for saving lost souls - lots drug addicts, convicted felons, single moms whose kids are being raised in foster care. But when they start trying to recruit some poor 19 year old single mom by enticing her off the wagon so Ralph can Gunt her they will even be tossed out of the half-way house church for felons and homeless junkies. They will be too degenerate and gross even for a church dedicated to trying help degenerates.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Pretend. Pantsu admitted she went to church ONCE in Richmond when they were sitting on the beach in Miami discussing baptizing the baby. Maybe she did it after she found out about Ralph and Alice. Imagine obviously pregnant, unmarried Pantsu going to church to pray for Alice and Gunt so she can pretend she is on the righteous Christian path trying help these two troubled sinners.

Actual respectable church going trads and May and Ralph are like water and the wicked witch. They would melt and slither away in shame being around them.

Think about May putting on her best $20 black cocktail dress and going to a real church with upstanding republican families. She can’t even socialize with other anime autists. If she tried a respectable trad church shit would go south as soon as her connection to Ralph was discovered. At best they might try to rescues this poor single mom from the rape pig and give her back pats for not having an abortion in such awful circumstances. At best she’d become the church charity case for a few months IF she left Ralph. No way they would have anything to do with her if she was still with Ralph.

The other option is the churches they have for people on parole and recovering and active addicts they are trying to save via Jesus. Ralph and Pantsu would probably fit in okay in the degenerate church for saving lost souls - lots drug addicts, convicted felons, single moms whose kids are being raised in foster care. But when they start trying to recruit some poor 19 year old single mom by enticing her off the wagon so Ralph can Gunt her they will even be tossed out of the half-way house church for felons and homeless junkies. They will be too degenerate and gross even for a church dedicated to trying help degenerates.

As it is, churchy shit is just a complete and utter LARP to them, albeit a passive one.

The only churches that would accept them would fall along the lines of the ones that just let you do whatever the fuck you want, 0 strings attached and still call yourself a Christian. And even then the Ralphamale wouldn't fit in as he would decry the lack of "trad" in those liberal orientations (read: no wigger shit and a bunch of MUH LIBRUL hippies in the "congregation" preaching those faggot values like being nice to people, especially women).

Honestly, the only church that would accept Ralphtsu is a nun-themed BDSM swinger club that just happens to be fully alt-right. That or he starts his own gunt cult, could be a cool grift for when the killstream finally kicks it. Imagine the sheer amount of young, confused, lost and mentally broken women flocking in, Ralph! It's just your kind of girl!