Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I suffered through that entire owls video. (Well I did fast forward through some.)

Only thing I took away from it is Lucas is a dying man and in the back recesses of his mind, he knows it. He tried so hard to put on the cool act at first and pop a beer and smoke weed with the boys which led directly to him puking and saying basically that he isn’t the guy he’s been pretending to be all these years anymore.

I know these owl guys at minimum provided some content for us, but damn... Lucas is in seriously bad health. He was struggling to keep pace, walking while panting and wheezing, falling behind every half block etc. About 5 minutes after seeing him puke I would’ve walked him back and bid farewell.

As an aside, I can’t imagine Lucas walking back into Mallon smelling like beer and weed was all that good of an idea.
Yeah, I wonder if there would be any blowback for him returning while under the influence. Knowing how lots of the other residents are, that may not be too abnormal of a thing. They may not care, so long as they are not bringing drugs or alcohol into the facility or creating a disturbance.

Edit: Also, it is very apparent that him filming at the facility is probably a no go and he has most likely been counseled on this.
 
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The fatso says "not bad" but I'm sure he really enjoyed the macaroni lunch.

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What a piss poor salad! Institutional bagged lettuce shreds with a watery unripe slice of tomato plopped on top. It's sacrilege to use Kens Dressings on that garbage.
Thirsty? That's the beetus Lucas you moron.
I love the conversion arc. He went from spreading sunshine to shouting fuck you.
He's unraveling. It's inevitable.
 
Lucas seems much more child-like now. At the beginning of the stream, when the guy with the sunglasses was getting something out of his car, Lucas stood there and waited like a child.
Also at the same time, you see his interaction with the other guy who he doesn't seem to know, so he will not speak to him.

Lucas reminds me of Rowley Jefferson of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Very naive and immature, just slow all around.
Example, the main character and Rowley are about to start middle school, mother says something about best friend Rowley and older brother says "I thought you were babysitting him, isn't he in kindergarten?"
This 100%.

Fatter sedated Lucas has this awkward child mien; he shifts nervously from foot to foot, he doesn't know what to do with his hands, etc. Its quite a dramatic change from thinner raging lucas. Also, months out of the sun and all the carbs have given him a desaturated, pale and puffy look...he honestly looks close to death.

Edit:. Given the emptiness of his life and the obesity he can't seem to control, I can almost understand why Lucas chooses long periods of raging homeless insanity over medicated stability. At least then, his life has momentum, even of it's antisocial momentum straight down the drain. At Mallon Place, he's just a eunuch: bloated, complacent, agreeable. Obviously it's worse for us, in terms of entertainment value he provides, but I can see how Lucas himself percieves it as worse for HIM: Without his love quest, he's just gaining weight and waiting to die. He talks about getting a job, but even if he could, what would change? More money for bingeing? An apartment of his own where he either stays medicated, living much as he does @Mallon, or reverts to his old insanity?
 
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More hypocrisy by the fat cow. Lucas proves all the time how he only cares about himself and only hooks people up when it will benefit him. Furthermore, he calls women "bitches" all the time. One of my favorite music releases by the Wern is entitled "Love and Respect them Bitches". Screenshot_20220404-163823.png
 
I'd ask how he doesn't realize they're making fun of him, but it's Lucas, he wouldn't realize he was being mocked if the people doing it straight up told him that's what was happening. He'd think they were just bros being bros.

Edit: Lucas is mostly boring but, you know, he's definitely still 220 and not balding.

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I'd ask how he doesn't realize they're making fun of him, but it's Lucas, he wouldn't realize he was being mocked if the people doing it straight up told him that's what was happening. He'd think they were just bros being bros.

Edit: Lucas is mostly boring but, you know, he's definitely still 220 and not balding.
Mocking -Nah, they were just showing what peak male performance looks like.
 
Now we know what it looks like when Lucas vomits: hands in his pockets, gunt dangling like an old woman's tit. What a delightful contribution to wernology.
Its not the first time he's puked on camera. They had him doing it before when they got him to do that spicy chip challenge. At least he didn't do the same thing he does when he walks and make it look like he's handcuffed while puking
 
I suffered through that entire owls video. (Well I did fast forward through some.)

Only thing I took away from it is Lucas is a dying man and in the back recesses of his mind, he knows it. He tried so hard to put on the cool act at first and pop a beer and smoke weed with the boys which led directly to him puking and saying basically that he isn’t the guy he’s been pretending to be all these years anymore.

This may have something to do with his sudden revival of his love quest. He knows he's dying and doesn't want to go to his grave with Suzanne having been the only woman he's known carnally.
 
This may have something to do with his sudden revival of his love quest. He knows he's dying and doesn't want to go to his grave with Suzanne having been the only woman he's known carnally.
He better get used to it and resign himself to an auto-handy for carnal knowledge.
Honestly, if I saw him in a public park or on the street near me, I'd avoid eye contact and be ready to taze him if he approached me.
He looks like the fat out of work guys hanging around any neighborhood.
That Mallon neighborhood looks so ghetto too. Cracked sidewalks and roads,weeds and low rent houses. I hope no one takes their kids to that park.
Last,the dudes interviewing him look as rough and hobo as their subject.
 
The Owls posted video of the Creep puking:

Wow I’m sorry but this is SO pathetic… Like the Owl guy said “every time I see you you’re puking”. Lucas is a 6ft, 400+ pound guy and yet he can’t handle spicy chips that you can get from a gas station, a single beer, or a few drags of a joint. If it were anyone else I would feel bad that the very few things that he likes that he can actually get his hands on (food, alcohol, and weed) are becoming intolerable for him, but Lucas deserves it.

And even if he wasn’t a shitty person, he is so unhealthy his body is rejecting any added toxins, which would be a good thing even if he didn’t deserve it. Utterly pathetic that he can’t keep down a damn beer or spicy chip. And he is still delusional enough to think he is a “real man” in any way.
 
This may have something to do with his sudden revival of his love quest. He knows he's dying and doesn't want to go to his grave with Suzanne having been the only woman he's known carnally.
Lucas did share his fear of dying alone in his hobo vids and that statement alone to me cements the fact that his whole family completely cut ties with him. Now if lucas wasn't a complete creepy pedo, I'd feel bad for him

I'm pretty sure, the only intimacy they have would be the wern dry humping herAUGH YEAH. Let's be honest that little stub ain't penetrating a big lady, but hey at least he got to (most likely) molest two homeless girls after promising them a place to stay.
 
Wow I’m sorry but this is SO pathetic… Like the Owl guy said “every time I see you you’re puking”. Lucas is a 6ft, 400+ pound guy and yet he can’t handle spicy chips that you can get from a gas station, a single beer, or a few drags of a joint. If it were anyone else I would feel bad that the very few things that he likes that he can actually get his hands on (food, alcohol, and weed) are becoming intolerable for him, but Lucas deserves it.

And even if he wasn’t a shitty person, he is so unhealthy his body is rejecting any added toxins, which would be a good thing even if he didn’t deserve it. Utterly pathetic that he can’t keep down a damn beer or spicy chip. And he is still delusional enough to think he is a “real man” in any way.
To be fair drinking while on diabetes and psych meds isn't a good idea cause alcohol interacts with some meds and can cause side effects. He should be careful about using alcohol and any drugs in any amount with all the meds he's on and his general health. That said, him puking likely had more to do with his shit health, not to mention the fact he clearly ate a bunch of food all day before that happened. Though its funny how even though he recognized it probably wasn't a good idea to eat anything for awhile after that incident he couldn't help himself for more than a couple minutes and dove into those cheetos. a big bag of them no less. Reminded me of DI's deliberately getting recruits to eat alot and then taking them out on a run and driving them until they puke their guts out.....except in lucas's case he was huffing and wheezing while he waddled down the street so slowly they kept having to stop and let him catch up and thats all it took to get him puking. Thats not a good sign for his general health and is something he should really mention to his doctor. It makes me wonder if this is something relatively new or he has a history of it. After all he used to walk alot when he had money and still supposedly wanders the halls all day at mallon place. at the very least he needs to lay off the booze and weed. Hell with one beer in him and a few puffs of weed he seemed like he was half loaded the rest of the video. Makes me wonder if it was interacting with his meds

Though to be fair, the chip challenge puking incident was supposed to end that way, its part of the challenge to see if you can keep that shit down. They were clearly trying to get him to puke

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Lucas did share his fear of dying alone in his hobo vids and that statement alone to me cements the fact that his whole family completely cut ties with him.
They cut ties with him officially but its clear they still keep at least somewhat of an eye on him, probably to see if he's doing anything that might be embarrassing to the family or come back on them in some way with unwanted attention that they need to intervene on. Remember one of them suddenly appeared out of the woodwork during the LA incident wanting to get in touch with lucas, clearly concerned if he got chris hansen'd down there attention would be suddenly be on his family from the media and various other wern adjacent people like wernologists and sofalaw, as has happened in the past. tbh I suspect whenever some family member tries to bail him out of something its linked to myrna in some way. Shes the one who doesn't want to look bad or have to publicly face any criticism about her son being a pedo or her enabling it.....and lets be real - if the day comes when lucas gets busted for pedo behavior the media will pick up the story due to the whole starbucks incident making national news, which will lead to journos looking up his past, which will lead them right to this thread, which has enough questionable stuff from myrnas past regarding lucas that some journo will inevitably contact members of his family for comment
 
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