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The Cave Wizard started to chant
''PREFERETH QUIETEST''
As his chant comes to an end Autist-Knight Chibi is suddenly afflicted by a powerful Silence spell, rendering him mute and petrified. He must roll a 20 in order to break free from the spell this turn.
Chibi grips his d20, sweat dripping from him like an evil pig in a video game. It slips from his grasp and falls under the couch.
The table watches with disappointment, knowing what's to come next. He goes prone and reaches for the errant die. "
I like that roll!" he yells just a little too loudly.
He fishes it out, the die now covered in dust and cat hair. "
A 20! A natural 20!"
The party fighter, Malleo, disagreed. "Something didn't seem right about that. I am accusing you of cheating."
A moment passed in silence. "I have a confession to make. I lied about that 20 just now. I rolled a 20 last night while rehearsing this moment. I was so excited that I got the one, that I didn't want to screw the second one up. It was wrong, and I've purposely sabotaged this entire campaign. I'm sorry to those of you that I've disappointed."
"It's cool dude just reroll-"
But it was too late. Chibi had already packed up his dice, paper, and 100% handmade Organization XIII coat, and left.