Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Fannyscum said:
Oh no Ralphabros, another snake has emerged:
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Oh boy! We might end up getting an Ethan Ralph vs Dick Masterson thread. I wonder what kind of dirt Ralph will try and drop on Dick.
Of course, this is assuming Dick allows shit talk on Ralph. I don't think he'll turn on Ralph. If Metokur talks trash, Dick will gunt guard. No doubt he'll have pedo Vito on to help.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Oh boy! We might end up getting an Ethan Ralph vs Dick Masterson thread. I wonder what kind of dirt Ralph will try and drop on Dick.
Of course, this is assuming Dick allows shit talk on Ralph. I don't think he'll turn on Ralph. If Metokur talks trash, Dick will gunt guard. No doubt he'll have pedo Vito on to help.
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He would pick the retard option if he decides to side with gunt. Him totally dipping the fuck out of that shitshow last night is a good sign Dick has at least some working survival instinct.
 
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Here is as much of the livechat as I could capture by the following command line

yt-dlp --wait-for-video 30 --skip-download --live-from-start --write-subs --sub-langs live_chat https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7nga6-icsFWWgS-kWw/live

Perhaps somebody can analyze it for superchat value or other metrics.
 

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State Champ said:
Faking an injury, dipping out on Ralph early, getting Jim on the show immediately after Jim shits on Ralph. I knew Dax was a snake but god damn why be so obvious about it?
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A small part of me hopes that Dax is gonna bring on Ralph to "ambush" Jim as Elijah was planning on doing with Nick, only to rake in the views as Jim tears Ralph a new gunt for a second time.
 
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Spergichu said:
A small part of me hopes that Dax is gonna bring on Ralph to "ambush" Jim as Elijah was planning on doing with Nick, only to rake in the views as Jim tears Ralph a new gunt.
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I don't know, man. This seems like a pretty obvious slight. How can Ralph let such an obvious betrayal slide like that?
 
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Spergichu said:
A small part of me hopes that Dax is gonna bring on Ralph to "ambush" Jim as Elijah was planning on doing with Nick, only to rake in the views as Jim tears Ralph a new gunt for a second time.
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I’m hoping for the pro-wrestling angle (poetic justice since Ethan channels it so often), where Dax leads him in to confront Jim, only to get waffled by a folding chair to the dome by Rackets. And then they all laugh at his unconscious fat form.
 
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Expendable Zaku said:
I’m hoping for the pro-wrestling angle (poetic justice since Ethan channels it so often), where Dax leads him in to confront Jim, only to get waffled by a folding chair to the dome by Rackets. And then they all laugh at his unconscious fat form.
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Dax is going to try. Ralph will ask why he's got Jim on the show, Dax will feed him bullshit, and Ralph will see right through it. Ralph's only real chance is to get out ahead of it. Imagine if Ralph drops all the deets on Dax and finds out it was a setup like on the other show. Ralph would look like a fucking genius.
 
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State Champ said:
Dax is going to try. Ralph will ask why he's got Jim on the show, Dax will feed him bullshit, and Ralph will see right through it. Ralph's only real chance is to get out ahead of it. Imagine if Ralph drops all the deets on Dax and finds out it was a setup like on the other show. Ralph would look like a fucking genius.
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Great point, actually. But I mean, Dax is his friend. They’ve partied together, shared laughs and drinks together in Vegas. He wouldn’t never do such a thing. Right?
 
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Great point, actually. But I mean, Dax is his friend. They’ve partied together, shared laughs and drinks together in Vegas. He wouldn’t never do such a thing. Right?
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Dax left Ralph with a bullshit arm injury. Jim shits on Ralph for 3 hours. Dax immediately gets Jim to come into the show.

Even Ralph can see when the hand is writing on the wall
 
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State Champ said:
Dax left Ralph with a bullshit arm injury. Jim shits on Ralph for 3 hours. Dax immediately gets Jim to come into the show.

Even Ralph can see when the hand is writing on the wall
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Should be obvious to anyone. Surely. But hey, Dick did say that he “hurt his arm.” Just like he “hurt his foot” the day before he too was supposed to go to Portugal. Surely that’s just a coincidence…
 
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