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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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You know Ralph a good father would be there for the first week of his daughters life to bond with her. Instead you get coked up in Dallas, try to start a fight with a podcast host screaming that he is a faggot outside his studio, go into a bowling alley bathroom to start a Twitter fight with your former internet dad and most likely ended the night thumbing some hookers. Father of the year.
 
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Oh veyyyy what a fucking conker. When pansu inevitably grooms her to becoming a FTM I will call him Conkler.

I normally wouldn’t be this mean to a baby but Ralph squeeling that we can’t make fun of him or his ā€œfamilyā€ then making fun of a dead man and wanting to dedicate a stream to him? Nah fuck off Ralph you unironic rapist.
 
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She looks very "italian". Also Meigh clearly positioned her hands to make her do a cringe anime-pose.
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Ralph made his children public. Not us.
Oh no, by all means, feel free to make fun of Ralph and his family. He goes after other peoples wives and kids so it is only fair that others do so to him. I just don't because I feel bad for the kid. She is going to be lucky if she doesn't get molested by her mother or beaten to a bloody pulp by her drunk of a father. With any luck maybe little Rozy will one day get placed in a foster home. Better life for her then being raised by Ralph and May.
 
She is going to be lucky if she doesn't get molested by her mother or beaten to a bloody pulp by her drunk of father.
I can't believe that despite all the shit we get Vickers, he's the safest person to take care of the guntlings. Xander just has a BPD Disney mom, rozy is surrounded by pedos, rapists and alcoholic domestic abusers.
 
With any luck maybe little Rozy will one day get placed in a foster home.
The fucked up part is she most likely will not. CPS has failed many, many times to step in and rescue children from atrocious environments that I have unfortunately been a witness to. I'm talking ghastly shit, meth/crack laden homes where both parents are constantly being arrested for drugs, DV, and plenty of other felonies. One example was an acquaintance of mine named Tarzan, real name Andrew, his parents had him go get air fresheners that they turned into pilos (meth pipes) almost every day, when he was 8. They also got their house raided for counterfeiting and a meth lab when he was 4, he said it was one of his earliest memories having an MP5 put in his face by a SWAT member while they flashbanged his parents room. CPS never came for him, and believe me, plenty of complaints and calls were made on his and his siblings behalf. His sister also died of malnutrition at 3. West Pittsburgh, CA (or Baypoint as they attempted to rebrand the town) was built on a literal dump covered in a huge slab of concrete where every house, even if immaculate, would be infested with roaches that would scatter when the lights turned on. The place was home to countless families with the same dynamic; crime, drugs, and exploiting children for monetary gain. It was straight out of a dystopian fiction. There has been two instances I have seen CPS step in, and both were entirely too late to save the children psychologically before they grew attached and bonded with their horrible families, and sadly we never knew the outcome of those instances, because they completely disassociate the children from their entire family and social circles.

Never have even a shred of faith in protective services for children, they are just as bad as crackhead parents, at least from my firsthand experience.
 
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Ralph want's to attack Jessie's deceased brother but don't you dare make fun of Sandra or Ronnie!
All this is doing is ensuring that, God Forbid, if anything happen to Roz, people are going to mock him. He's already mocked the dead, even Sargon and Rand's angel babies, and this shows that he's not changed his stance and takes glee in it.
Also, Ralph calling someone else a junkie to try and disrespect is so hypocritical it's not even fucking funny.
This is the funniest thing about Ralph, he's just begging people to bully him harder on the internet at this point. If he keeps this up people will start genuinely harassing him IRL, the worst Jesse did at this point was give him free diapers. Next time someone might just take a shit in his truck bed.
Can't wait for Ralph-a-chad to continue escalating each an every situation he's involved in. God bless you, you fat retard :semperfidelis:
 
She is going to be lucky if she doesn't get molested by her mother or beaten to a bloody pulp by her drunk of a father. With any luck maybe little Rozy will one day get placed in a foster home. Better life for her then being raised by Ralph and May.
She's not going to get lucky. I'm sorry, this kid is fucked - destined to become a white trash neglected child.
 
A colleague took 3 months of annual leave to care for his wife and their newborn.
Ralph managed to bolt away on his little trotters transcending the speed of light, barely after Roxander was born.
But what do you expect - he is a literal trans-Nigger. An afroamerican trapped in hogs body. Hell, he is on the race reassignment hormone therapy: snorting coke and smoking Newports. He even went to Portugal for face surgery - portuguese underage hookers made his face look more niggerish.
 
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More of Ralph's sperging, including a tweet someone posted earlier. He cries so hard when people mock him on anything regarding his family, them he does this. He cries out even as he strikes you.
It's even more hypocritical and pathetic because he's weaponizing someone's death from addiction (from what I can gather), and yet he's a megalomaniacal, morbidly obese alcoholic/benzodiazepine addict with zero impulse control and a probable Cluster B personality disorder.

He's almost certainly gonna be dead before he's 40 because of his own addictions or the consequences of those habits. But he literally can't help but to react this way.
 
Oh no, by all means, feel free to make fun of Ralph and his family. He goes after other peoples wives and kids so it is only fair that others do so to him. I just don't because I feel bad for the kid. She is going to be lucky if she doesn't get molested by her mother or beaten to a bloody pulp by her drunk of a father. With any luck maybe little Rozy will one day get placed in a foster home. Better life for her then being raised by Ralph and May.
I won't go after his kid(s). My reach stops there, because they had zero say in being brought into the world by a couple of degenerates. I genuinely hope each of them are in better hands to raise them. Meigh, however, is full game. Same with any other adult dipshit in Rage Pig's circle. Poke fun at them all.
 
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