Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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So, looking at the promotions one would be forgiven for believing the remastered Grand Theft Auto trilogy is either a low budget dating/sex game or one where you play a female carjacker who operates literally in a bikini.

No that would be saints row

I wish it was.
 
The thing I find hilarious about these people, is that they remind me of the female-centric boards I frequent to look for lolcow stuff. Many of them have no idea about anatomy or body types (some don't know where their pee comes out from). Many of them think abnormal or "unrealistic" body types are only obtainable through plastic surgery. But if you check through amateur porn, 9gag, medical, and similar websites, you'll find they do actually exist.

"Those boobs are obviously implants"
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"Thats an unrealistic body standard"
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Even when they are trying to mock art of females with big breasts by inflating penis size. No, it's a real thing.
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I feel like in junior high, high, school, college, and even now probably 80% of women and girls are/were normal to conventionally attractive and not 400 pounds blobs with masectomy scars. What kind of alternate reality are these weirdos inhabiting where that's the normal body type?
 
I feel like in junior high, high, school, college, and even now probably 80% of women and girls are/were normal to conventionally attractive and not 400 pounds blobs with masectomy scars. What kind of alternate reality are these weirdos inhabiting where that's the normal body type?
The only meat people they ever see is the one in the mirror would be my guess.
 
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Did one of these wet blankets get a job at Marvel or something?
Ironically, that burlap sack they put her in makes her tits look bigger because the artist simply drew on top of what was already there.

Also, why did they replace her headdress with two Great Value-brand polypropylene brooms? Is it one of those "only Native Americans get to use feathers" things? It looks fucking retarded, like something out of the new Horizon game.
 
Also, why did they replace her headdress with two Great Value-brand polypropylene brooms? Is it one of those "only Native Americans get to use feathers" things? It looks fucking retarded, like something out of the new Horizon game.
Pretty much. They took away her neck rings and the big chunky bits on her headdress and turned all her bling silver, too, presumably because muh cultural appropriation africans gold primitivism RACIST RACIST RACIST
 
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Did one of these wet blankets get a job at Marvel or something?
There's probably some, but that's not what this particular instance is about. It's the result of social media screaming that the writer 1) used a name for the chick that Pocahontas used later in life, and 2) used Europeans raiding the Americas for gold as inspiration for the destruction of the chick's kingdom. The loudest complaint was apparently this:

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Hence them slapping a burlap sack on her instead of just changing the name.
 
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