Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%

  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%
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“SHAITANS could be here“ he thought, “I've never been in this neighborhood before, there could be SHAITANS anywhere.“ The cool wind felt good against his Hardwood chest. “I HATE SHAITANS“ he thought. Shatlak's Song reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the blood of a Chechen Mujahid circulated through his powerful thick veins and kept alive his (merited) hatred of Shaitans. “With a car, you can go anywhere you want and Kill Shaitans“ he said to himself, out loud.


To make an entirely new copypasta out of this, replace Shaitan with Banderist.

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Wy4M said:
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Just a simple search on her username sandraanderseneira
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Whomst bitch this be? 🤔

Disheveled Human said:
Looks like the first signs that Mariupol will be taken soon emerged around 250 Ukrainian troops surrendered. Only took the Russian 40 days on its strongest axis to start taking 1 city no wonder they gave up on Kyiv. Mariupol is a city on the coast near Cremea. The city had been cut off from supplies and aid for 3 weeks.
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I like how they're simultaneously desperately trying to avoid mass slaughter and murdering everyone in sight because they're eeeeevil lol
 
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CAPTAIN MATI said:
Makes sense. Russians would never harm anyone.
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War crimes being committed on the field, and war crimes being committed en masse by an order from a superior, are separate instances. Specifically the Russian government is being accused of purposefully instructing soldiers to do this, no?

But I wouldn't put anything past these folks as it's a slavic war, and are looking for reasons to involve NATO. The U.S. MIC and a fair number of politicians are looking for NATO intervention as well. I'm not going to believe shit like this submitted by either side until it's actually proven to not be propaganda, as again both sides are full of asylum patients with the power of nations and their respective propagandist outlets firing on all cylinders.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Looks like the first signs that Mariupol will be taken soon emerged around 250 Ukrainian troops surrendered. Only took the Russian 40 days on its strongest axis to start taking 1 city no wonder they gave up on Kyiv. Mariupol is a city on the coast near Cremea. The city had been cut off from supplies and aid for 3 weeks.
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Vatnigger sources claim Mariupol actually had 8k to 12k defenders instead of the 3,5k.
I would say "lol vatniggers" if the Ukranian propaganda machine was not that rabid
 
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UVB-76 said:
In Vietnam the Tet Offensive mauled the North pretty bad. The VC almost stopped existing entirely and had to have their losses replenished by NVA regulars. North Vietnam was also being supplied pretty advanced shit by the Soviet Union.
Vietnam is usually compared to Afghanistan but the situations are pretty dissimilar.
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Some military historians say that the Tet Offensive was deliberately this costly to bleed out the VC. The North didn't want to deal with them afterwards.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
Vatnigger sources claim Mariupol actually had 8k to 12k defenders instead of the 3,5k.
I would say "lol vatniggers" if the Ukranian propaganda machine was not that rabid
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I mean eventually the whole city will fold they are surrounded and have been for weeks. Without supplies you cant fight so you have to wave the white flag.
 
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CAPTAIN MATI said:
So that means that a Russian gringo would never harm an enemy civilian, especially when said civilian's cousin has been blasting the Russian's cousins into bits and making the Russian gang look like a laughing sock in front of the whole world.
Makes sense. Russians would never harm anyone.
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It's nice to know that however this war swings, whomever wins and whomever loses, everyone on the planet will recognise you as the biggest retard.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Because in a war, especially an invasion its all hands on deck and wedge issues go out the window. Imagine if the US stood a chance of losing from a planned invasion and individuals cared that people who supported Donald Trump were fighting in the war to defend the country. It would be retarded since we all bleed red and fly the same flag.
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Not anymore, I’m afraid.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Less freedom (this site for example is banned), Shit box economy, Dictatorship.
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Currently, most dictators call themselves communists but saying it doesn’t make it so. When the State controls all means of Production, like in the Soviet era, then it could be said that they are indeed communists.

Even China, with all their bluster, relinquished it decades ago and encourage private ownership of industry, which is anathema to communists.
 
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Vesperus said:
Let me guess: You fucked her last night?
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I wouldn't fuck her even with a stolen dick.
Back to the point. How fucking inconceivable is it that some Russian peasant drunkard offspring, who most definitely did not want to be caught up in some Ukrainian shit and piss backwater town, would start losing their shit as time went on and started putting the axe on the locals?
I'll grant you this, it will take some time for the truth to come out and there's no doubt media sprinkles and foam being pushed on the story, but to say that Ukrainians themselves did that shit just for sheer press in way more inconceivable than an angry, drunk Russian who started seeing baby seals walking down the street.
 
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