4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

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Jim's stream was good; but why is he leaving so much on the table? Would mentioning the fact Ralph is doing this entire event while literally leaving a baby on the table in Rochester be in bad taste?

Perhaps Jim sees the obvious future whereby Ralph is not part of any of the kids lives or the women, and the women are left to fend for themselves and the children with their parents, and Jim sees them not as part of Ralphs life at all but sees them for what they are - victims of Ralph.

Ralph has failed the most important test of his masculinity by showing he is incapable of rearing children; incapable of providing support or imparting examples of behavior to his children. What kind of man are you Ralph where you are such an embarrassment that there are literally families out there that will raise YOUR kids and hide your identity to them because of the shame that comes with being born from you?

Ralph, while you think it is because of your grotesque physical appearance - and you no doubt impregnated these women on purpose to prove "you're a man" - you fail to realize that there are a great number of guys in this world that are nothing to look at at, who are great fathers, great leaders, actors and the like who are revered and are considered desirable by sophisticated, smart and attractive women because they are attracted to success and good personalities. And good father always top the list because it takes sacrifice and character to be a good father.

You can cut your hair, get eye surgery perhaps, lose some weight, but you can't get a mind or brain transplant and will always be a failed human being. And worse than that, a failed father and your behavior kind reminds me of poor white and black trash with guys who walk away from their responsibility and can only pick up chicks using drugs and getting them drunk and are so pathetic their hunting ground is the gutters of society - the gutters that they create and foster.

Perhaps at your next live event Ralph, you can have a debate on the real pillar of society and christian values, which isn't about globalism, nationalism or George Soros, but is about the real foundation - families, their values and the importance of men living up to the task rather than pointing the finger at a nanny state that is there to pick up the pieces left by vermin like you.

You are a predator Ralph, but not in the way you think you are like some apex predator, a lion among men of which you are not. You are a jackal, lonesome and loathsome, hanging at the fringes of society preying on the weakest, the most vulnerable and the easiest.

You have a wretched mind that is only matched by an equally wretched body and are no survivor anymore than a parasite is to be considered formidable.
 
Holy fuck, I'm trying to catch up on the shit that happened here on the weekend. This was a shit show. Correct me if I missed anything or got things wrong, but Ralph...
  • Abandoned his second baby momma and newborn daughter for this.
  • Had some meltdown with his homosexual cowboy hat outside that his soon to be mother in law witnessed.
  • Spent a good amount of time during this event looking at the thread.
  • Had a bomb threat called on the place (whoever did that is a turbofaggot)
  • Got elbowed by someone in the face which got caught live (dude can't seem to avoid getting hit in public)
  • Got his ass reamed in a twitter slapfight by Jim, who brought up his small dick and lack of Christian morals.
Am I missing anything?
 
I am continually amazed by Ralph's insistence in dressing in all black like the wannabe goth teenage girl he emulates.

Especially considering he just bought that hat, and was initially planning a wedding. Doesn't he own a white suit like a proper Southern gentleman? Imagine the shame a normal person would feel having wedding photos in a FED t-shirt? And no, I don't think he would have dressed up for his commitment ceremony, it was such an afterthough.
 

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Jim's stream was good; but why is he leaving so much on the table? Would mentioning the fact Ralph is doing this entire event while literally leaving a baby on the table in Rochester be in bad taste?

Perhaps Jim sees the obvious future whereby Ralph is not part of any of the kids lives or the women, and the women are left to fend for themselves and the children with their parents, and Jim sees them not as part of Ralphs life at all but sees them for what they are - victims of Ralph.
There are a few different options to go with in terms of Jim's mindset, but here's my 2¢:

Jim talks about not having internet friends, but I think Jim actually liked Ralph. Not enough to go bowling with him, but he got on with the guy and enjoyed his Killstream appearances when he did them. Probably left when he stopped enjoying it as much.

So he has gone easy on Ralph, he hasn't addressed his shit. He probably still feels a bit sorry for the guy, but that veneer is cracking the more Ralph is acting out.

I could believe Jim didn't watch a lot of the Faith shit, cancer ain't easy - but it's not fun to see someone you were friends with behaving like that in public. It's not easy to have your perceptions upended like that.

Thats the easiest explanation to believe.
 
I think an even more believable one is that Jim just didn’t care about Ralph at all so he didn’t pay attention to what some fat nobody was doing on the internet.
There were streams he did where the Super Chats were just full of Ralph related questions and he actively dodged them. If he didn't care, how do we explain this behaviour?
 
So Jesse's stream was mostly clips of Dax, sure some of them were funny but there was barely anything about Ralph.
He talked about the whole parking lot thing/Dax leaving during the preview stream and it just came down to "Mersh and Ralph came out but Dick still left". Pretty big difference from how he presented. From "you won't believe what happens next" to "yeah my camera guys didn't get close so we couldn't hear what they said but he left".

Then he ends it by saying he does have incriminating footage of Ralph but that he won't release it, which I don't really believe either, he claims that he hid his hair with a hat and just changed glasses, but then he shows a picture of someone with long hair that sort of looks like him, I thought he was hiding his hair though?

If he does have footage then he's apparently the kind of moron who thinks that keeping it to himself makes it special or some shit? I don't know, I usually sort of like Jesse and I don't care about him using the soundboard over and over or him talking 10min while pausing a 10 second clip, but if this is actually true then it's whatever.
 
You are a predator Ralph, but not in the way you think you are like some apex predator, a lion among men of which you are not. You are a jackal, lonesome and loathsome, hanging at the fringes of society preying on the weakest, the most vulnerable and the easiest.

You have a wretched mind that is only matched by an equally wretched body and are no survivor anymore than a parasite is to be considered formidable.

I was going to say.

Ralph is more of a scavenging beast than some kind of predator.

I recall, but alas no source, a claim that the fabled T Rex may have been a kind of super scavenger.
While it could walk quickly, it could not run, so the theory was that it would approach larger dinosaurs that had already died or been killed by other dinos, its larger size scaring off the smaller scavengers and some small predators.

Whether that is still an accepted theory or not, I see Ralph as a similar form of monster.
A Warthog like beast, without the charm or toughness, but instead a girth and a loud call, which gives an illusion of a formidable creature, scaring off the rats, vultures, and other smaller or scurrying bottom feeders from the midden, so it can gorge on the shit others left behind.
As it is an incapable provider, it is forced to mate with the females of other species which have been rejected by the herd due to lameness or another unsuitability, but then allows others to raise their young like a cuckoo.

Its parasites in turn are things like weasels and toads, which follow it in the hope of snatching insects and smaller vermin it attracts. It will snap at these followers on occasion, to try and assert dominance.

The Gunt. A failure of a human-hog hybrid.
 
There were streams he did where the Super Chats were just full of Ralph related questions and he actively dodged them. If he didn't care, how do we explain this behaviour?
One explanation could be that Jim had prepared to talk about other things and didn’t really know/care what was going on with Ralph. Not many people in the world care about Ralph, including Jim until recently (despite how good of friends Ralph thought they were, lmao).

I have no idea, just my retard autistic theory.
 
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